i can't just forget and move on

Vampire Diaries {Sentence Starters}
  • "Your hair's different; I like it."
  • "I know that you can't change who you are, but you don't belong here anymore."
  • "I shouldn't have come home."
  • "The rest of the world has moved on. You should try, too."
  • "Today will be different. It has to be."
  • "They follow you. You can't escape them - as much as you want to."
  • "I will smile, and it will be believable."
  • "For over a century, I have lived in secret. Until now."
  • "I need you to be afraid of me. I need you to run like hell, do you understand me?!"
  • "Do you wanna hear the bad news, or the really bad news?"
  • "Why did you come back after all this time? Why now?"
  • "I'll be downstairs. Drinking."
  • "I know it's late, but I needed to know if you're okay."
  • "I'm not going to give up on you. I believe in you."
  • "Not in the mood! Today's been a no-good, very-bad day."
  • "You're really going to run this whole psychic thing into the ground, huh?"
  • "Why would you risk it? Why would you come here?"
  • "Don't embarrass me, young man!"
  • "I don't hurt people. I don't do that."
  • "If you're just gonna mock me, could you move along, please?"
  • "Aren't you a little old for a high school carnival?"
  • "Hey! If you want to forget it happened, fine. But I can't."
  • "I can't tell you what to do. But coming back here was a mistake."
  • "Let go of me before I cause a scene."
  • "You're taking a stupid risk. I could hurt you."
  • "Yes. You're a complete nuisance."
  • "I have so many emotions, but I don't have any way to express them."
  • "You touch her and I swear I will never speak to you again."
  • "Indulge me for a little while, please?"
  • "Don't pout. It’s not attractive in a woman your age."
  • "What do you know about werewolves?"
  • "I know I'm the last person you wanna see right now, but I need you to come with me."
  • "You were running from something. What was it?"
  • "I've no secrets. Only dirty shame."
if this isn't love, then what is?
  • stefan salvatore:
  • she's the love of my life, i'd go back to her in a heart beat.
  • if it were my choice, i'd want to be with you forever
  • if it meant i got to be with her, have children, grow old with her.. if it meant we'd die together, be buried together then yes. i would take the cure
  • i would never hurt you, you're safe with me
  • when you and i were together every single atom in my body told me that it was the right thing. that we were the perfect fit.
  • actually i don't pretend to be anything when i'm with her. that's the whole point. i just get to be myself.
  • but you know, the life that we had, it was amazing too. and it wasn't a spell or a prophecy, it was real. we fell in love on our own.
  • you know, this is a future memory. it's where your boyfriend whispered to you that he loved you. i love you.
  • how do i not remember you? i mean you're smart, you're pretty, you're funny. obviously you're the strongest woman in the world.
  • every time that i tell myself that i'm moving on, there's this part of me that just can't seem to shake her.
  • i was a better person when i was with her. i didn't think i'd ever feel that way again. until elena.
  • i love you. i will always love you.
  • i love you so much.
  • i'm simply not able to resist her.
  • elena is warm and she's kind and she's selfless and it's real. when i'm around her i completely forget what i am.
  • elena gilbert:
  • i love him damon. no matter what i feel for you i never unfell for him.
  • no! you don't get to make that decision for me. if you walk away, it's for you because i know what i want. stefan i love you.
  • for once i don't regret the day before it begins. because i know i'll see him again.
  • but i love stefan, it's always going to be stefan.
  • it's you and me stefan, always.
  • i thought i couldn't be with you stefan but i can. you don't have to push me away. i can do this.
  • but i love you stefan. I love you stefan, you.
  • i cant lose the way i feel about you.
  • i dont want us to be apart anymore, ever.
  • stefan, my wrist. here. take my wrist. you need more blood. i trust you.
  • i cant lose the way i feel about you.
  • i love him damon. he came into my life when i needed someone and i fell for him instantly.
  • i kind off felt like i didn't know how to live anymore but then being with stefan... somehow i figured it out
  • i love you so much
  • i picked you because i love you. and no matter what happens that's the best choice i ever made.
  • look, he would never give up on me so i'm not gonna give up on him.
  • i love you stefan. hold on to that. never let that go.
  • other tvd characters:
  • katherine: you'd never look at me the way you look at elena, would you?
  • klaus: now this is fascinating i've never seen this before. the only thing stronger than your craving for blood is your love for this one girl.
  • klaus: and that's why you're her better option. i personally think she's wasting her time with damon.
  • rebekah: i envy that. you and elena. i envy the love you have.
  • klaus: well crazy or not that kind of love never dies.
  • caroline: i'm sorry but stefan is your epic love. and i'm not going down without a fight.
  • rose: stefan is different. his love is pure, he'll always be good for him.
  • klaus: personally i don't see a fairytale ending for you. all i see is stefan and elena.
  • klaus: must be hard trying to live up to stefan. he stopped himself when i compelled him to feed on elena. that's love.
  • lexi: when it's real you cant walk away.
  • caroline: you and her - epic. her and damon? ew
  • gloria: there's this girl with a necklace. you love her. you'd do anything for her.
  • damon: you're still wearing this necklace. isn't that a reminder of your unbreakable bond with stefan?
the silmarillion + wolf pupy tweets
  • Eru: regardless of how anyone feels about it, things continue to happen
  • Morgoth: place your most powerful gems, jewels, and amulets into a box, you should sense strong energy emanating from within, then send the box to me
  • Manwë: just because i caused the problems doesnt mean i have the solutions to them
  • Míriel: i have to lay low for a while, by that i mean lay on the ground and not move
  • Fëanor: learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit
  • Fingolfin: it happens to the best of us, the best of us such as me, out of both of us im the best one, probably too great to give you usable advice
  • Finarfin: the "drama" fiasco is over, we learned nothing from it and nothing changed but we can safely say it is over for sure i hear that
  • Maedhros: its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future
  • Celegorm: survival tip: you can sleep in an unattended birds nest for free
  • Caranthir: have to stop saying "how am i going to kill my way out of this one" everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud
  • Curufin: instead of saying what you are all thinking i say what everyone would be thinking if they were as cerebrally intelligent as me
  • Finrod: you have to be cruel to be kind, no wait the other thing, you have to do nice things. phew, could have caused a lot of problems
  • Galadriel: some say killing people is the answer to the problems, me personally i think killing people is bad to do because im not a horrible monster
  • Fingon: tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i've lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it
  • Turgon: hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever
  • Aredhel: dont speak i know just what youre saying, something about how beautiful and strong i am probably
  • Eöl: if someone betrays me i will turn on them with revenge in a second, sometimes even before that, its just the way it goes in this drama life
  • Maeglin: maybe i am the one to blame, on the other hand maybe every one else is the ones to blame
  • Luthien: looks like things are always happening once again
  • Turin: where people like you see a problem i see opportunity to create worse problems
  • Nienor: i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing
  • Elwing: "i'll take this to my grave" - me, holding a bunch of jewels, gems and amulets
  • Sauron: there are few things in life that can't be achieved with occult dark magic
  • Erendis: if you want something done you have to just forget about it and move on with your life, theres no point in expecting anything from anyone
  • Mîm: sometimes the only real friend you have is your countless enemies
  • The Silmarillion, as a whole: its all fun and games until its not that anymore

anonymous asked:

wow there's still people hating Sophie Hunter?? Didn't they celebrate their second anniversary last month? I mean, why can't people just move on?

Hello there!

Ridiculous isn’t?! well ya know there are just some people out there who can’t stand to see this wonderful human being, HAPPY

and he is happy because his career is incredibly successful

Let’s not forget that behind every successful man there is a GOOD & GREAT and BEAUTIFUL  human being. A woman who not only supports him, has faith in him, but makes him outrageously HAPPY!

so it’s really easy why some bitter sour grapes out there in the world just hate to see good people be successful and happy! Perhaps if they would get a life of their own and add a person with the qualities that Benedict and Sophie have, they could stop being bitter, and start being happy. 

Thanks for stopping by!

anonymous asked:

Lmao when you forget that moving is actually a serious thing that you can't just sweep under a fucking rug like a secret project, which speaking of, they are fucking working on one right now and it's not so secret since the they follow the fucking manager of the film company on twitter and the company follows them and channel flip... but yeah dan and Phil keep projects hush hush. Sorry for the sass but no need to shade messages with text post instead of responding to a message?

why are you so mad???? i literally made that post because i was talking to someone. i don’t know what you’re talking about don’t come into my inbox and act all high and mighty. and also they might be doing a secret project but like? what’s new? they’re always doing something. stop being so strung up

anonymous asked:

Do you know of any reversible spells to get over something? Cause there's something in my life that I can't do anything about right now, but I'll be able to deal with it soon. It hurts while I can't do anything, but when I can I want to be emotionally ready. Do you know of anything to help me just forget or come to terms with this until I can change it?

I would suggest spells for strength or courage, honestly, to help you get through something. I just don’t see the point in casting a spell to get over something, if you just want to undo it later, to get back into it and handle it then? You know what I mean? Also, the spells I’ve seen to help move on and get over something are pretty permanent-looking, because you’re supposed to move on and not go back - it’s kind of the point of the spells, after all. Yeah, I’d say just cast strength spells to help you endure whatever this is until you’re ready to handle it. Or maybe the spells will help you be ready to deal with it sooner. Regardless…



I know that’s not exactly what you wanted, but I feel it’s the best I can give right now, after thinking about what you wrote. Good luck anon. :)

Hey. I guess I wanted to tell you how I felt, even if you didn’t want to hear it. I do miss you, and I do still love you. Talking to you makes my heart race and my stomach tie in knots. We may still talk, and I may seem like I’ve moved on from whatever we once had, but I haven’t. I’ve just figured out how to appear happy without trying to think of you how I used to. Honestly, it’s the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do; yet, I find it getting easier, and I think it’s starting to scare me.
—  An excerpt from a book I’ll never write. (#35)
Why Nico moved out
  • Nozomi: Welcome back, Eli. But... why do you smell like soap...? Eli... were you with another woman?
  • Eli: What, we literally just took a bath together. You're still wearing your bathrobe
  • Nozomi: I can't lose you to someone else! Please, you can do whatever you want to my body, as long as you forget about her
  • Eli:
  • Eli: *loosens bathrobe* Then you'd better be prepared to satisfy me
  • Nozomi: Oh, Eli~!
I know I have to let him go, but every single time I think I’m finally done he comes back, just as annoying perfect as he was before and I forget everything.
—  Except from the book I’ll never write
After school.
  • Kise: Shoot, I forgot to bring my umbrella.
  • Kuroko: Kise-kun...
  • Kise: Ah! Kurokocchi!
  • Kuroko: What are you doing here, Kise-kun?
  • Kise: Ahaha, I forgot my umbrella at home and didn't check the morning forecast.
  • Kuroko: That's so lame.
  • Kise: How mean-ssu! Ah! Could it be that Kurokocchi also forgot his umbrella?
  • Kuroko: Yes, I forgot mine. The rain starts late after school and I didn't know I'll be spending the whole afternoon in the club so I didn't bring one.
  • Kise: Oh.. It's so like you, Kurokocchi.
  • Kuroko: I guess we have to wait for the rain to stop.
  • Kise: Y-yeah, we should.... Uwaah, Kurokocchi and I? I can't calm down. I can't calm down.
  • Aomine: Ouu! It's Tetsu and Kise! Why are you guys here?
  • Kuroko: Aomine-kun, Murasakibara-kun, Akashi-kun, Midorima-kun, hello.
  • Aomine: Oi, Kise...
  • Kuroko: Don't disturb him. He's mumbling incoherent words.
  • Aomine: Hah?
  • Midorima: Unbelievable.
  • Kuroko: It's rare for Midorima-kun to forget his umbrella.
  • Midorima: I didn't. Akashi destroyed it.
  • Aomine: Why would you do that?!
  • Akashi: It's lonely without Shintaro.
  • Midorima: That reason is way too suck, Akashi!
  • Murasakibara: Arara, I've seen this situation before.
  • Aomine: Hah?
  • Murasakibara: Group of friends, stuck in the school, were no one else is there, and after that... the following days, they were a goner.
  • Kuroko: ... Aomine-kun, what are you doing?
  • Aomine: Uh, I thought there's something on your back so I checked it out.
  • Midorima: Ridiculous, there's no such thing like-- kyaah!
  • Everyone: ...
  • Kise: That's a loud shout, Midorimacchi.
  • Aomine: Ah, you're back from the reality.
  • Murasakibara: But that's like a girl shout~
  • Midorima: It-It was not me.
  • Akashi: It was clearly you, though.
  • Midorima: Enough. We need to think of a way to get out of here.
  • Akashi: With a strong lighting blow a while ago, I don't think it's safe to wait here.
  • ----
  • Kise: Why are you guys even here? And where are we going?
  • Midorima: To the shogi room. There's plenty of board games and books there to keep us entertain.
  • Aomine: You're fantasizing about Tetsu and you, huh? Oi, Kise, that kind of scene only happens in Shoujo Manga.
  • Murasakibara: Yeep~ Like one of us will be gone.
  • Midorima: Why are you so into that kind of plot?
  • Akashi: We have to hurry or else Atsushi's theory might come true.
  • Aomine: You're scared, aren't you? Haha! Tetsu, Akashi is-- Tetsu?
  • Everyone: ...... It came true!!!
  • Kise: Uwaaah, Kurokocchi?! Where are you?!
  • Midorima: This is ridiculous. That guy is hard to find.
  • Akashi: For now, let's find Tetsuya.
  • Kuroko: ... But, I was right behind Murasakibara-kun. I guess I'll head to the shogi room first.
  • ----
  • Kise: It's impossible. We searched every room and we couldn't find him!
  • Aomine: Tetsu is not a kid to get separated from us, though.
  • Murasakibara: It's happening!
  • Midorima: Like I said, why are you so into that?
  • Akashi: Let's split into two groups. Shintaro and Murasakibara in the gym and lower floor of the school. Daiki, Ryouta, and me will be on the upper floor. Got it?
  • Everyone: YEAH!
  • ----
  • Midorima: This is hopeless. What if that guy ran away and went home?
  • Murasakibara: But it's raining hard outside. See?
  • Midorima: Kuroko is not the type to forget things, though.
  • Murasakibara: But he was waiting with Kise-chin in the entrance. Besides, Mido-chin, why are you holding onto my shirt?
  • Midorima: I might get lost.
  • Murasakibara: Eehh?
  • ----
  • Aomine: Wow, this floor is scary as hell. None a single light was on.
  • Kise: It's creepy but don't you think Kurokocchi is scared?
  • Akashi: It's the opposite.
  • Aomine: You have no idea what happened back when we visited this haunted house. Tetsu did most of the work, though. He scared the hell out of us.
  • Kise: Kurokocchi does?!
  • Akashi: Hold on... What's that?
  • Aomine & Kise: W-where?
  • Akashi: Is that a light?
  • Aomine: Oi, Akashi, don't scare us like that.
  • Kise: I'm scared-ssu.
  • Akashi: It's coming...
  • Everyone: NYAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
  • ----
  • Midorima: What's that?!
  • Murasakibara: What's what, Mido-chin?
  • Midorima: Didn't you hear that? Someone was shouting!
  • Murasakibara: Eehh? I didn't hear that.
  • Midorima: O-oi, Murasakibara. How about we head to the shogi room and just wait for them to come back?
  • Murasakibara: But Kuro-chin might not know the way to the shogi room. And Mido-chin...
  • Midorima: What?
  • Murasakibara: Please walk on your feet. Don't cling on my neck.
  • ----
  • Aomine: Haaa.. haaaa... t-that was.. what-what was that?!
  • Kise: It's a ghost-ssu! It's a ghost-ssu!!
  • Aomine: Stop shouting you stupid! It might be Midorima or Murasakibara!! Right Aka--
  • Aomine & Kise: ....
  • Kise: A-Aominecchi...
  • Aomine: Man, this is so troublesome!!
  • Kise: It's like Ghost-san is slowly taking our friends one by one-ssu!
  • Aomine: That's impossible! Akashi might ran to a different route! And don't call a ghost like that!!
  • ----
  • Akashi: Ha... haaa..... haaaaa... Now, where am I? Huh? Eh? Haaa?! Tetsuya?!
  • Kuroko: Hello, Akashi-kun.
  • Akashi: Wait, huh? Where were you?! We were looking for you.
  • Kuroko: I didn't go anywhere, though. I was right behind Murasakibara-kun and all of you suddenly ran to a different way. So I decided to wait in the shogi room.
  • Akashi: All this time...
  • Kuroko: Yes, Akashi-kun. I came to get you guys but Aomine-kun and Kise-kun ran away from me. That hurts.
  • Akashi: They thought you were a ghost.
  • Kuroko: That's so mean.
  • ----
  • Murasakibara: Mido-chin, Mido-chin. Is that I think it is?
  • Midorima: Oi, Murasakibara, don't scare me!!
  • Murasakibara: No, look. It's a light. It's coming over to us.
  • Midorima: U...uhh.. Run, Murasakibara! Run!
  • Murasakibara: Huuh? Why? And stop pulling my hair!
  • Midorima: Ngghh... It's coming over!! It's getting closer! Run I said!
  • Murasakibara: I'm not a horse! And stop tightening your legs around my waist. It's killing me!
  • Midorima: It's here!!
  • Murasakibara: Eeehh. Arara~ It's Kuro-chin.
  • Kuroko: Hello, Murasakibara-kun, Midorima-kun.
  • Midorima: Kuroko?!
  • Akashi: Wow, Shintaro. You got Atsushi to give you a piggy back? He never agrees to let me do that.
  • Murasakibara: He forcefully do it, though~
  • Midorima: How did you find him, Akashi?
  • Akashi: He found me instead. Besides, he didn't literally disappear. He was right behind
  • Atsushi.
  • Midorima: Uh, I see.
  • Murasakibara: Since we found Kuro-chin, Mido-chin... can you go down now?
  • ----
  • Kuroko: The rain stops.
  • Midorima: The rain stop this late? Shall we head home?
  • Murasakibara: Let's stop by the store~ I need snacks.
  • Akashi: Sure thing. Let's go...
  • Midorima: Hm..
  • Murasakibara: What's wrong, Mido-chin?
  • Midorima: I think we are forgetting something? I just can't put my finger on it.
  • Murasakibara: The rain stops, so you are forgetting to eat ice cream.
  • Akashi: That's right. Let's head over there. It's my treat.
  • Kuroko: Thank you, Akashi-kun.
  • ----
  • Aomine: Oi, Kise, what should we do?
  • Kise: It seems ghost-san is not moving an inch away from the door.
  • Aomine: 'ch, let's just wait for the others to come and pick us up.
  • Kise: Sure-ssu.
  • Me to my mom: Gilmore Girls is most likely coming back!
  • Mom: Awesome, I can't wait to see what they do with Rory's baby.
  • Me: I don't care about that. I just want to know who she's gonna pick: Logan or Jess???
  • Mom: Forget Jess, he's moved on and had triplets. (Referencing Milo's new show "This Is Us") Take that one baby, he has 3!
Send my Muse one of the following for their reaction
  • "You're a freak."
  • "This isn't enough!"
  • "It's all your fault!"
  • "I will never forgive you."
  • "You never did help me."
  • "You're a complete failure."
  • "I hate you for what you did."
  • "You're so slow, get moving."
  • "I wish you would just disappear."
  • "You're not fit for this, go away. "
  • "That's just a piece of garbage. "
  • "Can't you do any better than this?"
  • "Forget it, you're not worth my time."
  • "Do you honestly think you're special?"
  • "Everyone was laughing, except for you."
  • "You're just a nuisance, get out of the way."
  • "You're such a dingbat! Why did you do that?"
  • "You screwed us all over. Now it's our turn."
  • "You could have been someone better than this."
  • "You're garbage yourself; a useless piece of junk."
  • psychic: *reading my mind*
  • me: here we go, the whiskering begins. gimme your face. no pressure. nose pressure ahahahhaha pa ching and pa zam. your nose is quite a nice texture today. today? that face is not helping. no, no, no, no. how do I look? pretty great. fabulous. aw aw. whiskening achieved. let's answer some Qs. that's an X. you had one job, phil. *clapping* what happens in the basement of google? it's where vloggers are born. mother. would you rather have barbed wire eyelashes, ow, or grass hair? uh, grass hair. why? get a tiny mower, different style everyday. brrr brrr brrr. is canada real? uh, no. it's a fictional country, isn't it? I was aboot to say. *finger snapping* advertise the item closest to you in the most disturbing way you can. it's actually a pair of my underwear which was on the floor. that is your underwear? oh my god. underwear? watch out for an under-scare! disturb not make the worst pun ever. sorry. do a creepy face! *dramatic music* oh wow, that's horrific *weird noises* nooo, no no no no. phil, sing the first song that comes into your head in a scottish accent. oh, I don't know what song is in my head. what the what was that? ow. rekt. no. that was like a russian no. what the fuck was that? there's a russian man in my stomach. I think phil's trying to drop hints that's he's a cannibal, guys. rrr. play tug of war with phil's stress mushroom. what is the stress mushroom? they mean this baby. no, not that. I hate that. No! *struggling* no *more struggling noises* Oh. there's wet stuff in it- OH MY GOD -what is this?-WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENED? rest in peace, disturbing mushroom. do the next question in dan's room. invent a new swear word and use it in a sentence. alright, ch-chanksplooned. alright, go on then. yeah, I chanksplooned your mom's face. do we wanna know what does chanksplooned-ok. what would be written on your tombstone? oh phil, there was never a better king of the universe. for god's sake. what's on yours, dan? ugh. dan, you're a penguin with rabies and phil, you're a mouse that's constipated. *weird noises* have a staring contest with dan while barking like dogs. whoever laughs first, wins. (?) 3, 2, 1. *barking noises* AH HA HA. y'all laughed. invent something that not one person would ever use. a bed made out of smashed glass. I wouldn't use it. fair enough. phil, sing the john cena theme while dan pretends to be john cena. *john cena theme* ow haha ow I knew that was coming *laughter* do an impression of a dying goose *weird noise* what the hell was- oh my god. *laughter* *weird noise* make a duet about ladders. ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders- who would(?) you step on them and you climb-ladders ladders ladders ladders- they're made of metal, they go up-ladders ladders ladders- if you're a fireman, they're really high. laddeeeerss. ladders ep. that's the symbol of our band. everyone put out their ladder hands. yeah, that's what the crowd's gonna be doing to our concerts. YEAH, LADDERS AH. you just broke the sound barrier. that's what happens when you go fast, you idiot. what the f- oh my god. become a season. oh oh wha what was that? oh, it's spring. you were birthing something. phil, what vegetable should be king? the op-carrot? scroll through your camera roll without looking, choose a random picture and explain the story. scroll scroll scroll STOP. I- I was witnessing nature in action. and taking sneaky photos of it, you perv. HAHAHA. what is happening in this photo? it looks like I'm in a public toilet mid-blink. wow. *bad beatboxing* dan, you're a nacho. phil, you're the salsa. make fanfic. I'm just so dry and crusty and until I just get inside you and submerged myself in your red juices. DIP ME - I can't get into myself-DIP ME DIP ME DIP ME AH DIP DIP AHH AHHH AAAHHH AHHH I'M COMPLETE MMMM MMM. stop it. let's all take a moment to just forget that happened. what is your favorite number of the alphabet? seventy-L. how dry is your wenis? wait, I know what your wenis is! ayee, ayee. it's this. mine's pretty soft. this is your wenis. let me stroke your wenis. that is a smooth wenis. tickle my wenis? *laughter* pretty soft as well. damn, guys. moisturized wenii. ah, let's just move on. let's move on. say a really unerotic word in a sexy voice and then lick your lips. exhaust pipe. OH *disgusted voice* OH I FEEL VIOLATED. concrete. *laughter* nooo. play the spoons. my grandma actually used to play the spoons so, prepare yourselves. *metal sounds* spoons. look up friendship yoga and imitate the first image. what? what the hell is that? HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT? so, we sit on our butts, not on our backs and make sure you're kinda like resting on your butt then feet together and then hands. reach. ah, I got one. and the other one. ow. ok. wait, wait, wait. alright now, over to the top. friendship. ow. *laughter* ow ow oh my god I pulled my leg oh oh. we have a very low friendship level otherwise that clearly would've worked. disaster. phil, reenact the photo of chris pratt and his raptors using house plants. I've got this. oh, god. here it is. ok, phil, very well done. *clapping* I'm so proud. that's pretty- you have a problem though. you seriously- I am chris plant. oh, did you just? do a trust exercise. no, no, no that's not a good idea. I'm actually scared. phil, you better-I'm gonna catch you. fall. oh my god. fall. AH OH OH MY GOD OH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH. your scream was incredible. YOU CAUGHT ME. I did. I DIDN'T DIE. Yeah. let's end this right now. So, there we go. thumbs up for another year of phil is not on fire. I'm quite shocked that I actually lived through this video-yeah- it was quite dangerous. You can click on phil's face to subscribe to his channel or my face to subscribe to dan. or click our bellies to subscribe to danandphilgames. is that a thing? give em a little tickle. ok. also, there's loads of new stuff on dan and phil shop so check the out- check that out- there's a link below. and we will see you guys next year. yeahh. i mean, we are gonna make videos but until this, the whiskers will return- there, there will be another of this. ACHOO. uh, sorry. I think that that's a good time to end it. Goodbye. *slow motion screaming*
  • psychic: what the actual fuck

You never get over it, but you get to a point where it doesn’t bother you so much // Jeffrey Eugenides.


when the director is the cause of NG: (continuation of this)

-filming a scene where MC was caught in a trap-

MC: kyaaa-?!

Dui: (yosh! The trap went well!)

Karno: *worried with MC’s condition and hope to end this take as soon as possible* (´・_・`)

Partheno: ….

Partheno: …………..

Partheno: MC-chan, struggling and unable to move freely as she was trapped in the net…..

Partheno: …..WONDERFUL! Even it wasn’t mini skirt suit,


Dui, Karno: ?!?!?!

Leon: Oi. CUT ( ಠ_ಠ )