random quotes from Super Best Friends play Final Fantasy XV
“I want him to just pick this thing [Carbuncle] up and eat it.”
“I remember that first trailer back when I was nine. This game took 85 years to come out.”
“Noctis looks like such an asshole I can’t stand it.”
In game: Find out what Gladiolus is weak to and let him have it. Matt: “He’s weak to insults about his performance in the bedroom.”
“Prompto is the most boyband of them all.”
“When Noctis’s Papa Roach CD is done, the game is over.”
Patt: “I will rescue you buddy.” *revives Prompto* Matt: “I rescued you with my magical boy hands.” Patt: “My magical boy hands for my magical boy bands.”
“When teaming up with your buddies nobody can stop the amount of dicks you draw on each others faces.”
*seeing Ifrit in the first cutscene* Patt: “The fact that it’s a perfect naked man that will not leave his chair–” Matt: “I feel like at the end of my life that’s what I’ll be fighting. And I will fail.”
*imitating Regis* “So your boybands doing shit huh, what, you’re gonna go on tour?”
“Gladio can you please button up your shirt it’s distracting everyone.”
“Gladiolus looks like he’s from The Bouncer. In fact he might be from The Bouncer for all we know.”
“Gladiolus and Ignis look like that one guy from The Bouncer in the cactaur outfit put into two people.”
*Matt, imitating Regis again* “Remember Noctis, every moment you live is a disappointment for me.”
“And please… do something about your hair. It’s a constant embarrassment.”
*Patt, now imitating Regis* “You look like such an asshole, but, you’re my asshole.”
“It would really suck if he was doing the deed with Lunafreya, and he yells out some other dumb girls name in the Final Fantasy universe. Like ‘Oh! Yunalesca!’ and she’s like ‘Who the fuck is Yunalesca?’ ”
Matt: “Push the fucking car losers!” Patt: “Push the car, and make sure that Gladio’s butt is the one that’s really in center there.”
“Why is Prompto always on the floor?”
“Wait, I don’t wanna play as Gladiolo– Gladiyolo, god–”
*after seeing Noctis summon his weapons* “No wonder she’s getting married, she probably saw that and went ‘Yes!’ ”
*sees Ignis walk off in the background* *Matt bursts into laughter* “Ignis is just like ‘fuck it I’m out of here!’.”
“I’m seeing photos people are posting of these guys taking selfies with themselves walking around in the background.”
Patt: “I just did a backflip slash for no reason, other than I think Noctis thought it was cool.” Matt: “Well it’s because he knew Prompto was watching.”
“That should be the Logo of our channel – stop bitching, start killing.”
*Prompto starts singing the FF victory tune* “AHH!!– AH YEAH! ALL RIGHT, YOU WON ME OVER!”
*Ignis explains the Crownsguard attire* Patt: “Oh, so that’s why. They’re forced to dress boyband.” Matt: “Or forced to dress like they just raided a Hot Topic.” Patt: “It’s the law… So the King, that King? [Regis] Was like ‘everyone has to dress like this in my army’.” Matt: “Okay, you know what? Fair enough. I never realize that.” Patt: “That King is the weirdest old man in the world.”
*imitating Regis* “I want all the hot boys to dress in leather in my army.”
“Cindy, and one of these guys, I wanna help that along.”
Matt: “You know what this place [Hammerhead] needs!? It need one of those big inflatable floaty guys!” Patt: “And it should be a cactaur.” Matt: “Yeah! OH!! That makes me so excited!” Patt: “There might be in here, who knows?”
you're a bad spirit worker if you can't talk to spirits
So I’ve been staring at this thinking I ought to just delete and disregard this but I figured maybe there’s other people out there feeling like they can’t be a good spirit worker because they can’t astral or they can’t communicate telepathically or empathically. So let’s handle this shall we?
In my opinion, the only bad spirit worker is the one who isn’t caring for their spirits, the one who disregards their responsibilities, the one who ignores the needs of those depending on them. Lacking an easy and tool-free communication method can make relationships strained depending on the spirit and spirit worker in question’s needs. But it doesn’t have to be a deal breaker for a couple reasons:
1) These skills can be learned and built upon. It takes time, patience, and a lot of effort but it can be done. For some it will be very hard and take a lot of time but it’s still a possibility. For those who desperately want to learn, give yourself the time to learn and grow and you just might find yourself developing clearer communication. Here is a nice guide for working on psychic communication
2) If for some reason you can’t build upon the skills, don’t fear as it isn’t required. As I said, the only bad spirit workers are those neglecting their companions. If you’ve got a companion who needs a lot of talking to feel fulfilled, you might want to say good bye to them for a while because it wouldn’t be right to keep them stuck in a relationship that won’t fulfill them. However, other spirits will be content with minimal communication and prefer just casually being around you as a form of time spent. Find a spirit whose needs match your own and your abilities to care for.
With that said, communication is vital to a working relationship so you do need SOME way of communication. I rely almost entirely on divination and it works out okay.for me and for my companions. We all three wish that it was easier for me to communicate with them because they’d like to accompany me on outings and stuff and just chat. Divination tools aren’t exactly travel friendly. Sometimes divination methods are limited in what they can convey both in information and in tone. (Though that’s why I use shufflemancy so much as it can convey a wide variety of tones and emotions.) So yes, there are difficulties that come from the lack of ease of communication. But that just means I have to try harder and reach out more actively to my spirit companions and make sure their needs are being met. Things aren’t always smooth but I make sure they have what they need and that we do spend time together even if it’s just chilling and watching something on Netflix together.
Are there times where I desperately wish for a tooless form of communication? Yes. Are there times I feel lesser because I lack this ability? Yeah, guilty as charged. Sometimes I beat myself up a lot over these things because sometimes I accidentally overlook my companions’ needs since they have a hard time getting my attention when they need me. So yeah, sometimes I have been a sucky spirit worker because I haven’t been attentive enough. But that’s on me to find ways to work around this weakness of mine. And it’s also on me to, if it comes to it, accept if I can’t meet my companions’ needs. But so far I have been and the times we spend together have been joyous even if communicating that has taken more effort from both parties to achieve. But I will keep working at it for them. And if one is willing to put in the amount of work it takes to make things work then they’re deserving of the title of spirit worker whether they can communicate with ease or not. At least, that’s my view.
i love ur blog and don't want to upset you or "call you out" but stupid IS an ableist term... casual ableism is still ableism ;; any terminology that insults the intelligence of those its directed at has historical roots in ableism. i understand it can be hard to shed language that we've naturally come into but... you can't just ignore someone's concerns just because an idea might seem erroneous to you...
An ableist slur is a word that is used in an offensive context and refers to a history of institutional or systematic oppression. Ableism invalidates somebody because they are disabled in one way or another. Stupid means lacking in common sense or intelligent. To say that the term “stupid” is an ableist slur is basically saying that disabled people are inherently lacking in common sense or intelligence. There is no history associated with the word “stupid” like there is with other ableist slurs - for example the term “retarded” is an ableist slur because at one point, this was a diagnosable mental illness. It’s a kick in the teeth to anybody who has been diagnosed with such to think these two words are even remotely comparable.
Pride is a celebration of same gender sexuality. Not just attraction, but one time of the year when we lowly allomonogays can actually kiss our lovers in the streets safely. We can even grope their asses when such behavior will get us killed any other day. If you're oh so sensitive that you can't abide such a gross display (oh heavens me!) then you can stay home that one day and make a nuisance of yourself on the other 364. Pride is about FUCKING. Go home aceys, leave us faggots to play.
Can’t believe I had to get out of bed to answer this steaming pile of horseshit.
First off, motherfucker, Pride is for the entire godamn LGBTQ+ community. Not just the Seems Gay: Allowed people. EVERYONE. AND DON’T THINK I DIDN’T SEE YOU IGNORING FUCKING TRANS AND NB PEOPLE’S PLACE IN PRIDE AS WELL.
Secondly, Pride ain’t just about fucking, IT’S ABOUT PRIDE IN US, IN OURSELVES, IN OUR COMMUNITY! It’s about godamn LOVE, the godamn revolutionary act of being openly in love, being openly happy, being openly VISIBLE, THE RIGHT TO EXIST, ALL THIS STUFF. Not saying fucking isn’t involved in there, but you, you shitweasel, if you think that’s all there is to it then you don’t know shit.
Thirdly, that everyone? Yeah, that MEANS everyone. Not just the people who are available to fuck, but the people who aren’t too. Traumatised survivors and sex-repulsed people of ALL orientations. Aspecs, obviously. People who were raised religious and are still dealing with their internal shit but by god, they want to be there, they want to support. Fucking SHY people. The people who hate how they look for whatever reason, who feel like they can’t go because they’re ‘unfuckable’ and therefore unwanted the rest of the time too. These people are of all orientations, all genders. EVERYONE.
If your Pride would exclude those people, then your pride ain’t Pride at all. It ain’t shit worth speaking of.
Fourthly, go deal with your own internalised shit instead of trying to wield it like a weapon, you fuckwhistle.
Fifthly, are you fucking serious? More than a fucking few of those responsible for Stonewall were raped, were survivors, and you want to defend anti-survivor bullshit in the name of Pride??? You fucking for real here?
Lastly? I’m fucking bi, asshole. Biromantic bisexual, bi godamn squared. So eat my entire ass, you presumptuous fuck. I don’t defend people because I’m ohsoclearly asexual, I defend them because I have some fucking decency.
How will we deal with the players' decisions in the next installment? How can we respect their choices without descending into an endless number of permutations we can't feasibly program, or making the lore prohibitive to new players? What if the Warden did the ritual? How do we make that important without cutting off players who didn't? If a Shepard falls in the forest and no one is around to hear, does -
I recognize the player has made a decision, but given it's a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it.
(1) I love you. I love that you are willing to stand up for Allura in a fandom that is so far up Keith's ass they can't realize that their favourite character can react to something in the wrong way. Keith may be a paladin, but that doesn't make him a god. Good characters are flawed, good characters have conflicts. And good conflicts are not always resolved in one episode. I believe this conflict has the potential to be a really good bonding exercise, and a good way to see how the characters
(2) characters handle a conflict within their ranks. The writers have made some questionable decisions that I do not agree with, (namely ignoring more than half of their cast in terms of character development) but those can be fixed. However, what doesn’t seem to be fixable is the fandom’s complete adoration for Keith and disdain for Allura. Everyone wants to jump on the “Allura’s wrong!!!” Boat, but no one wants to fly the “Keith could have dealt with this better” flag. Allura is not the only
(3) one at fault here, and the fandom needs to see that. This is a group of teenagers that have been cut off from everything they know, everyone they love, and they are TEENAGERS. They won’t all agree on one subject because they are a group with diverse experiences. Allura watched the Galra destroy cultures and everything she knew, but she woke up and it was worse than remembered. There was more genocide and slavery than before. The one Galra she had actually trusted turned on the royal family
(4) in the most drastic way. By destroying everything they knew and their allies, so that they could never take refuge. This scarred her emotionally. You don’t watch this kind of shit and come out without any scars. He may not have done it personally, but you can’t tell me that she shouldn’t have any reservations because he didn’t head up the attack himself. Shiro isn’t holding this against Keith because he knows he needs to be mature about this, and newsflash, he knew Keith before all of this
(5) Which is something I would love them to explore, but not at the expense of not devolving the other half of their cast. Pidge is still looking for her family, but she knows Keith isn’t responsible, so she doesn’t blame him for it. Hunk understands how people’s emotions can get the better of them, so he is letting Keith vent and get what needs to be said off of his mind. Lance knew Keith from the Garrison— kind of, at least. The rivalry is probably one sided. They were never close, but
(6) but he is taking this as a way to fuel his lack of self worth. Which, once again I hope they develop. However, they probably won’t. Everyone is so caught up in shipping and ages that they can’t see the writers trying so hard to make Keith ~special~ that he is one of the only characters getting development.
as much as i find that clip entertaining, it also makes me a bit sad, ‘cause i feel like at this point robert’s main mission in his life is to search for ways in which he can prove to aaron that he’s the only one that matters to him
aaron says they’ll be fine as long as there no baby, robert ignores rebecca and her pregnancy and pretends he doesn’t want this baby
aaron says he should maybe make an effort, robert stops ignoring rebecca but still keeps a safe distance and doesn’t really mention a baby
robert remembers what an issue buying the mill with gordon’s money was, so he wants to give his own money to aaron, but aaron refuses it and dares him to burn it, so robert does exactly that
(and these are only the latest ones, connected to his ons)
it does make me wonder at what point will robert just break down because everything will become a bit too much and too tiring and he just won’t know what to do anymore
I loved ur HC's for MC leaving the RFA because she's too dangerous, can I get a follow up where they ask 707 to search for MC and he's only able to find information about why she left and who she really is, how would the RFA react to the truth about MC and the true reason for which she left? Still no happy ending because he still can't find her at all, just that information. Thanks! ^-^ Love your blog!
Lool, ok! But V is not in this one (You must know why, even if i ignore that fact he would do the same thing or he would always try to find you, so it wouldn’t be so good.) Thank you for your request and i hope you like it!
Competing to see which of us has a worse chance with Flame Princess?
Oh...because...you're interested in her again?
PFFT-of course not!
We just like addressing how terrible we are so we can improve as people so no-one who potentially would love us in the future would hate us.
HYEE-you two need to focus on your positive attribu-
I HAVE A ROBOTIC PROSTHETIC!
I CAN'T EAT DESPITE REMEMBERING THE SENSATION!
Fine, ignore my advice, I only got an almost wife, five generally stable kids, and enough emotional stability to fill that hole on the other side of the planet that we never talk about for some reason.
Have you ever noticed ankh niggas have this fixation over Lauryn Hill, Solange and Erykah badu but hate women like Rihanna, Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj... I can't be the only one who notices this 🤔
nah, you right, they have a weird fixation with women who they deem are “respectable” (while completely ignoring any facts that point to them holding similar characteristics to Rih, Bey, and pedophile-apologist)
I'm a figure skater (like Yuuri!!! On Ice just not that high of a level) and I can't seem to land this one jump. I've been feeling really down lately and was wondering if the Host Club could cheer me up.
Tamaki: Dear Princess, don’t fret! Just as it takes me time to master a new piece on the piano, so too will your jumps come with practice!
Haruhi: Wow, you actually said something insightful, Tamaki-senpai.
Tamaki: *ignorant to the back-handed compliment* My daughter called me insightful!
Honey: Yeah! Like Tama-chan said, just keep working hard! Even we have to train lots, don’t we, Takashi?
Mori: Mmhmm. I know it can be hard, trying to perfect a new jump. But it’ll pay off in the end. After all, that’s how in Yuri on Ice Phichit became the first Thai skater to land a quad at a Grand Prix Series event! And Yuuri and Yurio and everyone else is constantly striving to move forward and pushing their boundaries. That’s how you improve. Just be careful not to be all work and forget to have fun; make sure you’re doing things to keep your love for skating, too. Like when Yuri skates Viktor’s program purely for himself…and who knows, maybe you’ll get the attention of a famous figure skater who will be your coach. But the point is to keep your head up, keep fighting, keep your love of the sport, and remember that we’ll be by your side to support you! Ganba!
Hikaru: …….dude. Please tell me someone got that on camera?
Kaoru: That’s….has anyone ever heard Mori-senpai talk that much?
*Everyone shakes their head no*
Honey: Wow! Takashi, that was awesome! You must really like Yuri on Ice, and our guest!
Ok the person who said something about studying with Remus, oh my life!!!! I can't even because I was doing homework just now and can you imagine our boy remus now -"you look so lovely being all studious and focused" -"can't have the potions scroll get all the attention, now can we love" -"just one kiss, or more s'all" Eventually you'd be so tired of doing homework and having to ignore his constant admiration and just adorableness, the night just ends in cuddling yourselves to sleep
yes yes yes
bc he’d want you to focus and get your work done
but you’re so bloody cute
“just one kiss”
“okay maybe we should take a teeny break”
“Remus, this homework date was your idea!”
“And now I have a better idea….”
you would try to focus on your work
you really would
but he’s so cute when he’s distracted and needy
and you know he has a large chocolate stash in his room
and his cuddles
they’re so tempting
you eventually give in
because he’s such a cute lil bean
and you can’t say no to him
you really don’t want to say no to him anyway
so you quit your homework and spend the night cuddling with lil kisses
and not so lil kisses
it’s a good night ok
you both have to rush to finish up your homework at breakfast the next morning
it’s not your best work, but it’s a passing grade and the night was totally worth it
One of the changes caused by ASOUE in our lives is that before we probably ignored weird, avant-garde fashion with a brief “who’d wear that???”, but now we instantly file any example as “Esme. Esme would wear that.”
You're swine. You're a vulgar little maggot. Don't you even have the slightest clue as to how pathetic you are? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. A cock-wart. I would rather kiss a Persian than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have horrible breath. You are degenerate, noxious; basically, an ideal fuking moron. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic local parasitic pond scum and I wish you would just go away. If this were Sparta, you would have been cast to death at birth. You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel, a waste of MY oxygen. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention that you smell? If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well? it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective? Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us normal people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are challenged persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been 'right'. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you, especially in your pursuit of fictitious girls that you like to post here.