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Happy Birthday Robert Plant 💛

syntaxeme  asked:

Okay so imagine. A 2A Sapphire trying really hard to tell a joke and she's just completely flopping, can't remember how it goes, oh god help her But Ruby is doing the 1D thing really hard to try to make her feel better like HOLY SHIT THAT'S HILARIOUS

and then they fuse into Garnet

What you asked for: “Shiro/Keith, Shiro/Allura, or Shiro/Ulaz.”

Well @wolviecat​, I was your secret gift person for the Voltron Positivity Exchange.  Bless you for giving me the opportunity to draw such a happy Shiro.  I hope you like it!

Dear Writers of Criminal Minds,

You know, I’ve spent the last 11 and a half seasons watching you take one of my all-time favorite characters of any television show–a character whose heart is filled with nothing but goodness and who deserves nothing but the best life can offer him–and consistently screwing him over again and again and again. I’ll admit, I’m a sucker for a character with a tragic back story, but every once in a while, that character deserves a little shining bit of happiness in their life. Especially when that character is as wholesome, loving, and pure as Spencer Reid. So please, for my sake and the sake of the entire CM fandom, DO NOT RUIN THIS BOY’S LIFE ANYMORE THAN YOU ALREADY HAVE!!

Someone Who is So Damn Tired of Seeing Reid Get Hurt

P.S. How could you consistently hurt someone so goddamn adorable though?

Originally posted by gublerpattinsonworld

I’m pretty sure this has been done but whatever but I was eating lemon cake with a spork and this happened

Star Trek Tag

  • Akashi: I have an idea!
  • Kuroko: Akashi-kun, your last idea was murder.
Memory Loss { suffering/responses } ||Starter Sentences||
  • Suffering
  • "Who are you...?"
  • "I'm sorry, who are you again?"
  • "This isn't my house..."
  • "Why would you bring me here? I don't remember this place at all.."
  • "Who are all these people in the [photos/videos]?"
  • "I don't think I can remember.. I'm sorry.."
  • "We aren't [dating/engaged/married]! I don't even KNOW you!"
  • "Well.. well, what if I don't WANT to remember any of this?"
  • "I just wanted to start over.."
  • "Would you just quit trying? I'm a lost cause at this point, don't you think?"
  • "This isn't my child.. I never even HAD a kid.."
  • Responses
  • "Come on, you have to remember your [insert relation here]!"
  • "Okay, knock it off. Quit trying to gain attention, you're being self-centered!"
  • "Okay, so what about this person/place/thing? That has to jog your memory.."
  • "Don't you remember? We've been [dating/engaged/married] for [insert number here] weeks/months/years!"
  • "You really don't remember me, do you?"
  • "I'm sorry, but I don't want to help you remember.. maybe this is for the best.."
  • "Don't worry.. we can start all over. I'm by your side, no matter what."
  • "I can't deal with you not remembering me.. us..."
  • "Do you remember [him/her/them]?"
  • Camila: I've never seen your boobs. Why haven't I seen it?
  • Normani: ...Why do you want to see it?
  • Camila: You're my best friend!
  • Normani: Again, why do you wanna see it?
  • Camila: Okay, consider this -
  • Camila: Supposedly you have an accident. You're horribly disfigured and I've to identify you, and all that remains are your private parts. I'm standing there and saying, "Sorry, I can't help you, because no, I haven't seen my best friend's boobs," and boom, you're buried in a mass grave.
  • Normani:

Okay can we talk about the look that Ian gives Mickey when Mickey says that Ian had his back more than his family ever did?

 How tragic is that Ian is shocked when Mickey said that because he has realized just how untrue that is? He clearly knows that Mickey is giving him entirely too much credit. He completely recognizes that he wasn’t actually there for Mickey nearly as much as Mickey seems to remember, and he feels bad because if the limited amount of times that Ian backed him up is considered more than his family… Then Ian is finally realizing just how alone Mickey always was. Looking in Ian’s eyes and seeing that regret and that shame honestly made me forgive him instantly because it was made painfully clear that he knew how much of an ass he was and he feels bad for it (though I had already mostly excused him because he was unmedicated, but this took the cake). I feel like this is something that a lot of Ian haters seem to overlook is the fact that Ian clearly knows that he fucked up and clearly knows that he was horrible to Mickey and that he doesn’t deserve him anymore and that is just so upsetting to see him recognize that. 

Who’s to say that Ian wasn’t constantly wrestling with his guilt at knowing that in the end he wasn’t a very good boyfriend to Mickey even before this moment? (Obviously I know it wasn’t his fault, but try telling that to Ian… especially in this moment.) He recognized that he did build a wall between him and Mickey that hurt both of them. That wall was built when he broke up with him in 5x12, I argue to protect Mickey from hurting if Ian decided to remain unmedicated, but also to protect himself from the pain of knowing he would be hurting Mickey, and also to protect himself from Mickey eventually leaving (which I have no doubt Ian saw happening while his plan was still to keep off his meds). When Mickey punched him in the arm for not visiting him, I felt all of that built up pain and resentment for being abandoned and my heart broke so much. Imagine the resentment he was burying deep up until that moment. All of the visitation days he was waiting, hoping, for Ian to show up and never did. The letters he may have started but never sent because he knew he wouldn’t get a response. So literally all he had in prison was the memory of their relationship and his confidence that if he got to see Ian on his meds that Ian would be back to his Ian, or at least closer, and that they could make it work. Then my heart double broke when I saw the shame in Ian’s eyes for knowing he abandoned Mickey… 

Guys, I am so not fucking okay. I am so far from okay.

anonymous asked:

(Same old deseace anon) It's okay you can take your time to answer this. Your health is much more important than this, after all! I'm having trouble picking a decease, actually... I've thought about it and I still can't find anything, and I thank you so much for taking your time to help me!! I really appreciate it!!

Hi again, love!  I’m very sorry for the wait, but I think I’ve found something that will help you…

Coming Up with Illnesses for Your Characters

WebMD has a feature called the Symptom Checker, which is actually pretty awesome!  You start by entering your character’s gender & age range (to increase accuracy) – then it gives you a full body model (I winked out a sensitive area), with body parts to click on and expand.  Here’s an example:

Each symptom you click will add to the list in Section 2, which screens the WebMD database for compliant illnesses, diseases, disorders, etc.  Some symptoms will prompt questions to get more information:

This gives you more of an idea of how the symptoms affect your character’s daily life.  Once you’re finished, Section 3 will give you a list of possible conditions, listed by accuracy of the match.  For example: I started the test with bruising and color change (they were at the top of the list) and added headaches, and I wound up with these results:

So.  Give this a shot – start with the symptoms you want (I believe you mentioned headaches & general chronic pain?) and maybe add a few more, then see what you come up with.  You’re probably going to need to be more specific for the engine – because a lot of diseases cause chronic pain and headaches, which made this question nigh impossible to answer.  But hopefully, this is a better answer than I could’ve brainstormed!

Again, sorry for the wait!  I wish you great luck with your story, love :)

If you need advice on general writing or fanfiction, you should maybe ask me!

When Saeran is Mistaken for Saeyoung after Dying His Hair Red Again.
  • Zen: *throws arm around him* So about that Tripter bot! Can I give you some pictures to put on it? ^^
  • Saeran: What are you talking about?
  • Zen: Quit pretending like you don't know, you confessed you were behind it.
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Zen: Hahaha, you're so funny.
  • Saeran: And you're a moron.
  • Zen: Oh. You are Saeran.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Jumin: Get away from Elizabeth the Third. Why the hell are you in my apartment, Saeyoung?! Out!
  • Saeran: Saeyoung told me to come give you this piece of paper. The bodyguards let me in. Your cat likes me. I don't know why.
  • Jumin: Saeyoung sent Saeyoung over? Quit acting, Saeyoung and put her down!
  • Saeran: Here, cat. Be careful getting down. I'm leaving now.
  • Jumin: So easily, Saeyoung?
  • Saeran: *sighs*
  • Elizabeth 3rd: *meows sadly after Saeran*
  • Jumin: That wasn't Saeyoung, was it?
  • Elizabeth 3rd: *meows exasperatedly*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Yoosung: Hey, Saeyoung, how did you do on LOLOL last night?!
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Yoosung: Okay! How did you do on LOLOL last night, other Saeyoung?
  • Saeran: *groans*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Jaehee: *opens mouth as Saeran walks into cafe*
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung!
  • Jaehee: Can you do mixed coffee drinks if you have a book?
  • Saeran: Uh.
  • Jaehee: That's a yes. I need help. You're hired. Get to work.
  • Saeran: *sighs, again*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • V: ....
  • Saeran: You can't even see! I'm not Saeyoung!
  • V: Ouch.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Rika: Hi!
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Vanderwood: ......
  • Saeran: ......
  • Vanderwood: So....
  • Saeran: I'm not Saeyoung.
  • Vanderwood: Right. Sorry about last time! You all look so much alike!
  • Saeran: You're. A. Moron.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • MC: Hi, Saeran!
  • Saeran: MARRY ME!
  • MC: *confused as to why Saeran is suddenly clinging to her after he visited the others to drop off things Saeyoung had "borrowed" from them*
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Saeyoung: Hi, second Saeyoung!
  • Saeran: I hate all of you.
  • ___________________________________________________________
  • Saeyoung: *secretly told all the members he would be the one visiting them* *troll*
  • Stacie: I've never seen your boobs. Why haven't I seen it?
  • Beca: ...Why do you want to see it?
  • Stacie: You're my best friend!
  • Beca: Again, why do you wanna see it?
  • Stacie: Okay, consider this
  • Stacie: Supposedly you have an accident. You're horribly disfigured and I've to identify you, and all that remains are your private parts. I'm standing there and saying, "Sorry, I can't help you, because no, I haven't seen my best friend's boobs," and boom, you're buried in a mass grave.
  • Beca:

sorrelartz  asked:

Heya, I just wanted to say that your art is absolutely amazing! I absolutely fell in love with your BNHA suff, just omg it's so good, so cute!! <3 I'm trying to make some art myself and you really inspire me! So I hope it's okay to ask some questions? What kind of brushes do you use? I just can't find any that would suit me :/ Also any tips on picking colours? That's always really hard for me, I feel like my colouring is weird when I draw digitally for some reason haha...

Hey, sorry I’m a bit late! 

My brushes are under the brushes tag, they’re still the same. About picking colors it’s kinda hard to help, because that comes naturally for me 

(I highly recommend you this reply from Bri, it can be very helpful.) 

but one thing I’m aware of considering when coloring is the mood/ambiance of the picture! Is it warm, cold, scary, sad, happy, forest, bedroom, open fields? This stuff.

You can simplify to a single color at first, then work around it thinking about how the other colors would be affected by that tone.

Remember to keep the colors separated in layers, because the saturation/hue/contrast sliders are your friends and you should play with them until you find the right tone.

You can also make yourself a sort of simple palette, just pick a base color and experiment until you find other colors that look nice with it and match the feeling, doesn’t matter if you’re pushing it (unless you’re going for realistic).

anonymous asked:

it seems like gwenvid shippers only care about gwen whenever david is involved nobody gives a shit about gwen unless it's shipping related and it pisses me off.

I think you’re right that not enough people are talking about Gretchen, absolutely. But … uh, you really sure you wanna blame the Gwenvid shippers for that one? Because to be completely honest, it seems like we’re the only ones who care about her. 

Okay, that’s not entirely fair, but it’s always struck me as a little odd that there’s more content for a character who appears in 1 episode than someone who’s been a significant part of almost all of them.

If you wanna chat about Gloria, I’m here for it! I always wanna talk about her. She’s my best girl, and I anon-beg artists to draw her more than I’m willing to admit. But one of the reasons I’ve had so much fun with the Gwenvid shipping community is because of the attention and enthusiasm they lavish on Grace. (In fact, we often bitch among ourselves that she doesn’t get enough love.)

I’ll agree that the Camp Camp fandom as whole is sleeping on Gabi, but I personally wouldn’t point my finger at the Gwenvid shippers for that one. I’m just saying, we aren’t the ones editing her out of screenshots and replacing her with a serial killer. Or writing her completely out of fics like she never existed.

You know.

Just saying.