i can't help it i like both of them

Really gross limericks. And they barely even rhyme.

Seriously, though, dolphins can be total jerks.

Yeah, I know, I can’t seem to stop drawing Daine and Numair. But when one character can talk to animals and the other is an all-powerful wizard, and they’re both brilliant heroic dorks who frequently find themselves surrounded by adorable fluffy animals (and a dragon) …


Does that mean… you like me better than Alibaba? 


You want to quit all this and run?

Can we examine how similar Lena and Kara are though? Like legit, they’re like mirrored characters. 

  1. They’re both adopted w/ a sibling that made them feel at home. Regardless of how Alex felt towards Kara, Kara has said multiple times that Alex really helped her fit in with Earth. Lena has said that Lex, madness aside, really helped her fit in with the world of the Luthors. And made her ‘proud to be a Luthor.’
  2. They both want to separate themselves from their families in terms of their achievements. Kara wants a reputation separate from Superman. And Lena wants a reputation separate from Lex and the Luthor family. 
  3. They both have good and evil in themselves. Kara, being the hero of the story, has some bad in her. She’s got some anger problems. She compulsive. Which isn’t bad in and of itself. But it leads to some questionable decisions on Kara’s part. Lena, we don’t yet know her true role & motivations. But I feel like they’re walking her down the evil path already. But she’s genuinely trying to bring back the company’s image after Lex. 
  4. They’ve both got some secrets. Kara’s is obvious to us. But Lena has some skeletons in her closet, which I hope we find out at some point later on. 
  5. They’re both really powerful women in their own way. Lena is the CEO of a huge business empire, LCorp. And Kara is SuperGirl. Enough said. 
  6. They’ve both, to some degree, forged their own path, despite expectations. Lena seems like the estranged adopted child of the Luthors. I’d like to believe that the ice between her and Lillian Luthor is an indicator that Lena isn’t like her family. And Kara is still on her journey of figuring it out. But she was adamant from day one that she didn’t want to be seen at SuperMan. Which, again to some degree, I think she’s succeeded. She’ll always be Kal-El’s cousin. But the people of National City see her as her own person. And her own hero. 

I really want to believe that Lena isn’t evil. But I feel like it’s going to be too enticing for the show to ignore. Befriend SuperGirl & her alter ego, only to betray her to her family later on? That just kind of writes itself. But maybe the CW will surprise me. But knowing them, I’m skeptical. But hell, the chemistry between Kara and Lena is undeniable.

Roman, pls come assist your children. 

SERIOUSLY. Seriously. You know what, fuck you for being able to pull off a suit and still look like a grungy, hot mess of a man, YOU CAN’T HAVE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME DEANFORD. 

… Okay so I have a little bit of a thing for bloody Dean, sue me. He seems content, therefore I am as well.

Look at this little cutie golfing, aw. I cannot honestly imagine this dork golfing, but instead driving the golf carts into random places. 

So soft, so cute, so yes.

*pew pew* 


Okay, but if this isn’t the cutest picture you have ever seen, then really, what is? Becuase okay, let’s just start with how sweet and pure and FUCKING BLUE HIS EYES ARE BECAUSE WOW OKAY, WHY DON’T WE JUST INSTALL LASERS IN THEM SO YOU CAN FINISH KILLING ME WITH THEM???? And okay, the little tongue sticking out? Wow, 12/10, please. AND HIS LITTLE THUMBS UP? WOW. And it’s raining, like imagine this giant dork in the rain??? HIS HAIR IS ALL WET AND LIKE KINDA CURLY AND HE’S GOT THE SCRUFFY AND I’M SORRY I’LL STOP NOW, I AM SORRY I AM, not really lmao.

…. Those black shorts are gonna kill me, wtf.


*me all the time, 24/7, about everything* 


Blurry but still WOW?????? 

Okay, I love wrapping hands and wrists, it’s so sexy??? 


>.> I mean, or I can just keep you? No? Okay. 



Back again with the black shorts

This just reminds me of Bugs Bunny saying “Put ‘em up, put ‘em up.” 

Renee took this photo, and I honestly LOVE THEM TOGETHER SO MUCH, WOW THEY ARE SO CUTE???? I know they aren’t together in the picture BUT WOW I SHIP THEM THEY ARE ADORABLE AND I HOPE THEY NEVER CHANGE. 

… Sweaty, shirtless Dean. Mama likely. 

Fluffy Dean

“Hey Shannon, why do you have so many pictures of Dean working out?” “I mean, I-” *FUCKING RUNS AWAY* 

I am trying to lip read here, and all I see is ‘What the table?’ 


This is like one of the Office moments.

Originally posted by dean-ambroselover

NOW SISSY THAT WALK. I’m sorry I have no control, I’ll make a real comment, hot dang like a summer choir, walk a little slower why don’t ya Deano? 

Originally posted by valstepiro

I know I shouldn’t be attracted to him smoking, I’M SORRY MOM, I KNOW I’M A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT BUT THIS IS SO ATTRACTIVE TO ME, I DON’T????

Originally posted by deanambroseismines

Okay wow, this wins. This wins everything. My heart. My life. Everything, I literally am speechless, I CANNOT THINK OF A PROPER SECNTENCE THIS IS TAKING SO MUCH CONCENTRATION BECAUSE HE IS ASO BEAUTFIUL???? 

Originally posted by iletyoudowniknow

Look at these happy little goobers, I love them so much. Are they giggling over going over a speed bump? They’re literally the ccutest and will be the death of me

Originally posted by ambrollinsasylum

More evidence that this is a huge dork, I REPEAT DEAN AMBROSE IS A HUGE DORK WHO DESERVES ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD (and the WWE World Championship, amiright) 

Originally posted by thesawcesomeone

Listen, this is me about 98% of the time. Sometimes, they’re not drunken. 

Originally posted by thearchitectwwe

Any questions? No?? This post is made possible by the floofy Dean Ambrose fic my fav wrote @hardcorewwetrash (I suggest you all follow her 5ever, because everything she writes is the bomb.com) ALSO IT’S THIRST PARTY SATURDAY AND GUESS WHO I’M THIRSTY FOR, HAHAHAHAHA, everyone, the answer is everyone. 

anonymous asked:

i can’t help but think KnockOut as the Peridot of the autobots He just kinda is one of them now. And Bee is like Steven, he’s kind and sympathetic and tries to be KO's friend And sometimes KO uses Bee like to protect himself cause he forgets he’s an autobot too And they’re both so small it’s cute

What about Fantasy Leverage teams?

Like fantasy football except with fictional characters instead of football players, and you collect them to create Leverage Inc teams that would compete… somehow. I don’t know how. I’ve never played fantasy football or any tabletop roleplay games in my life, so I don’t know how we would score this. I don’t know if you get to collect a Nate, or if you are the Nate. 

All I know is that I want Neal Caffery for my Sophie and Felicity Smoak for my Hardison. And my sister gets James Bond because of course she does. (If you don’t know my sister, and I guess most of you don’t, she has a thing. For James Bond. I don’t try to explain it.)

My mom wants all of Oceans 11, which is cheating.

Couch Plop

So Taemin had a bad day at his class and he’s just a tired little bub and wants cuddles. Nonsexual butt touches helps relax them both :3

Ontae, uh pg-13? because of butt touches? maybe? I dunno.

1.4k words or so, so :D I hope you like it!

Jinki loved Thursdays. Taemin didn’t have a class until one in the afternoon which meant that they could stay in bed and cuddle until 11:45 when he had to be kicked out of bed by feet that were freezing from being held out of the warm cocoon that was their blanket. He got home about 2 and a half hours after he left and then they had all day to do whatever they wanted. They’d go on little dates and walks in the park, or much like tonight they’d meet up with their friends. Jinki’s favorite type of Thursday afternoon was one spent in pajamas cuddling on one of plush surfaces in their apartment.

He was putting the last couple shirts on their hangers and up in the closet depending on who’s they were when he checked his watch. Taemin should have been home about ten minutes ago. Jinki tossed the basket against the wall and headed down the hallway. The only signs that younger man was home was his backpack tossed somewhere near the archway leading into the kitchen, his pants in a pile between the foyer and the living room, and his polka dotted socked feet hanging off the end of the couch facing the front door.

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“No possible way? My dear, do you know who you are asking? … But, I suppose I will humor your question. The answer is simple. I would save them both. It is not a question of who I would save, it would be who I would help first. If the situation was that severe that Illumi needed my help, it may take me longer to assist him. On the other hand, Gon would be overwhelmed much easier, and it’s likely that I would be able to help him faster. Illumi would understand of course, his protective feelings are the same for Killua as mine are for Gon. Illumi would be able to fend for himself until I could come to help, and I can’t say that much for Gon.

 I would risk my own life and limb to save them both. …. You can say it’s from affection, but I consider it a challenge …. ♠ ”


Guys, I’m so dead after that malec photo. I can’t stop smiling. All I can think about is Magnus moving to put his hand over Alec’s in attempts to comfort him… and Alec having to like breathe in deeply because it makes his heart race and Magnus noticing and smirking a little and both of them looking down at their hands with so many emotions running through them and I’m such a fucking mess.
Send help….

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