i can't handle the perfection of this ship

  • notp: literally makes out, passionately
  • me: i don't understand why people ship it. i don't see it at all. i don't think they really like each other.
  • otp: briefly makes eye contact
  • me (clutching chest, sobbing): DID YOU JUST SEE THAT INCREDIBLE CONNECTION?! THEY'RE PERFECT. THEY'RE SOUL MATES. JUST LOOK AT THE SUBTEXT. THEY'RE THIRSTING FOR EACH OTHER'S BODIES. THIS IS HEAVEN.
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