i can't get enough of 'em

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messing around with the witch au lovesquare in some pretty color palettes from this

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Aranya belongs to @yurarat

Black Friday belongs to me

Tribute-doodle to my favorite creepy Game of Thrones duo.  It’s ole blood-on-his-hands-corrupt Petyr Baelish manipulating Sansa with his words…but she’s wising up.  I knoooow he’s gunna kick the Westerosi bucket (it’s inevitable), but I can’t help but know I’m gunna miss that chaos-ladder-climber dude.  Every season I loved all of Baelish’s and Sansa’s scenes.  They added so much drama and just a little bit (a lot) of creepy.  But what would Game of Thrones be without it?  Probably a lot less nerve-racking but…yah know…they the best.

NaMiZa Drabble - Strawberry "Cake"
  • Erza: -___- Mira. Why in the world... did you give me damn blueberry cake?
  • Mira: Oh, did you not like it?
  • Erza: You KNOW nothing could ever come close to the food of the gods that is strawberry cake!!!
  • Mira: Could've fooled me~. You seem to favor Blueberries more.
  • Erza: >__< More importantly, why did it taste like the blueberries were burnt?
  • Mira: 'Cause Natsu made it, and he was just a little enthusiastic~. He wanted to help me out in the kitchen. **After watching my skirt ride up all morning~... I AM wearing a thong underneath~** ^___^
  • Erza: o.o Natsu... can bake a cake...?
  • Mira: Not very well, apparently~.
  • Erza: *puffs out cheeks* That's because it was BLUEBERRIES...! I want to taste Natsu-
  • Mira: Oh, I bet you do. ^___^
  • Erza: *cheeks flare up* YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH! I want to taste Natsu's strawberry-
  • Mira: Mmhm~. I know I got a taste, and it was saaalty~.
  • Erza: *blush is out of control, and her glare could melt boulders* You did WHAT?!
  • Mira: We kept ourselves "busy" while the cake was in the oven... and I guess you could say, I aimed for Natsu to have something baking in MY oven, too~. He's so ROUGH when you work him up~ ^______^
  • Erza: Nakagami Armor...!
  • Mira: Now, now~. I'm sure Natsu would be glad to make you a cake, too. And I do mean *you*. Just imagine what he could do if he caked you in strawberries and cream~... What he'd have to do to "clean you up"... Mmmmm~ *licks lips hungrily*
  • Erza: 0.0 *opens and closes mouth in a futile effort to refute Mira's innuendo, but the words die in her throat... and she's shut up for at least an hour*
  • Natsu: *walks out from the kitchen, vestless* What's wrong with Erza...?
  • Mira: Er-chan knows what she wants~... Turns out she doesn't like blueberries much at all. She's more of a strawberry girl. Not that I blame her. ^___^
  • Natsu: *leans over her shoulder and starts trailing kisses up her neck aggressively* Well, it's kinda up to you if you want to "share" me~...
  • Mira: I kinda don't like sharing. Especially not my dessert~. *feels him grope her breasts* Somebody's up for Round... ooh, what were we at? Round five, maybe? ^_____^
  • Natsu: I lost count, 'cause MY dessert tasted super sweet and *I* can't get enough~.
  • Erza: *snaps out of her fantasies* NATSU! What are you doing to Mira?! >__<
  • Mira: You're welcome to join us in the kitchen and find out~. I made sure to stock up on strawberries and cream, in case you were... INTERESTED. *guides the Dragon Slayer with a mischievous grin on her lips*
  • Erza: 0.0 *gets up and robotically follows them*
  • Lucy: Great. Now there's three of 'em. >__>
  • Gray: "Do fairies have tails?" I guess they do. Flamebrain's gettin' 'em. :P
Hatoful Headcanon Time!!!: drunk
  • Everyone gets drunk! What are they drinking and how do they act? And if you're wondering Why these 15 year olds are drinking then uh I'd like to remind you that this is a game about dating birds!
  • Hiyoko: alcohol doesn't phase her in the least. This girl can chug vodka, sake, tequila and so on. You name it she can down it without feeling a thing.
  • Ryouta: light weight of the century. Drinks very little because just about anything will turn him into a slurring mess.
  • Kazuaki: can put 'em away like nobodies business. Can get drunk but can't seem to stay awake long enough to prove it to anyone.
  • Sakuya: it takes awhile to get him drunk since he only sips at the finest wines money can buy.
  • Yuuya: he's the one that ends up crying all over everyone, specifically Sakuya "*hic* I love you so much little brother *hic*
  • Nageki: uhh he can't.
  • Shuu: Drink mixing master despite the fact that he detests it. It hinders his abilities to experiment and that is not acceptable.
  • Anghel: suddenly becomes very normal once you get a few drinks in him. Doesn't mind being called by his real name.
*Imagine if Emily gets coaching position*
  • Emily: *walks down hall and sees Alison and is about to go up to her*
  • Kid: Hey Mrs. Rollins, how does it feel to be a liar and a teacher? Can I borrow some of your crazy pills?
  • Alison: *Just looks down, not wanting to cause a scene in the hallway*
  • Emily: *storms over angry* Hey,kid. she may not be able to say what she really wants to say to you cause she is your teacher and she wants to keep her job, but I'm just the swim coach. I'm never gonna see you again, and I'm not part of the academic system. but you listen to me. and you listen good. Back off! This girl right here is the best teacher this school could get and you're lucky you get to see her every day in your class. so stop saying stupid things!
  • Kid: aw, look at the hero. Of course you'd defend her. we heard the rumors. A lesbian in charge of the girls swim team? Is that why you took the job? So you can perv on kids? *laughs and throws his drink on Emily*
  • Alison: *raises voice* That's enough! Detention for a whole week. One more word it will be suspension!
  • Kid: *scoffs and walks off*
  • Emily: *looking down*
  • Alison: *touches her arm* Em... you didn't have to do that.
  • Emily: Yes, I did. I can't stand seeing someone hurt you.
  • Alison: *half smiles a little bit* come on, lets get you cleaned up. *reaches hand out and Em takes it as they go to bathroom, no one is in there*
  • Alison: *grabs paper towels and starts wiping soda off Emily's jacket and then her face slowly as she dabs the paper towel around Emily's lips and then looks at her eyes then lips*
  • Emily: *swallows hard and just stares at Ali*
  • Alison: *uses other hand to gently touch Emily's cheek*
  • Emily: *closes her eyes into her touch*
  • Alison: *whispers* I've always loved you, Em.
  • **Just then a student walks in**
  • Emily: *trying to save alison so she wont be outed this way.. clears throat* t-thanks Alison, I think the sodas all off.
  • Alison: *whispers* Em...
  • Emily: y-yeah?
  • Alison: *leans in close and whispers against Em's lips* I don't care. *connects their lips in passion*
Zootopia Sentence Starters (Part Seventeen):
  • "Oh, I tried. And I made life so much worse"
  • "That's really cool, you guys."
  • "I'd just like to say, I'm sorry for the way I behaved in my youth. I had a lot of self-doubt and it manifested itself in the form of unchecked rage and aggression. I was a major jerk."
  • "It's in their biology."
  • "This is fox repellent."
  • "Okay, the deterrent and the repellent, that's all she needs."
  • "I can't thank you enough."
  • "Can I pay you back?"
  • "My treat."
  • "Start talking!"
  • "I don't know where he is, I only saw where he went."
  • "Great! Let's go!"
  • "That is exactly what we're gonna do."
  • "If you'll excuse us, we have a very big lead to follow, and a case to crack. Good day."
  • "Never let 'em see that they get to you."
  • "We don't just blindly assign blame."
  • "We don't know why these attacks keep happening, but it is irresponsible to label all predators as savages."
  • "You've always been a trier."
  • "Really, it's a—it's kind of a proud-scared combo."
  • "I've been working for this my whole life."
  • "We know, and we're just a little excited for you, but terrified."
  • "To be fair—you did stop a master criminal from stealing two-dozen moldy onions."
  • "Mmm, hate to disagree with you."
  • "Your job is putting tickets on parked cars!"
  • "Buddy, it's nice to see ya."
  • "I'm pretty sure I saw a shifty lowlife climbing the fence."
  • "I'm not leaving."
  • "Where to?"
  • "Well, this is so exciting, actually. I mean, you know, I never get to do anything this important."
  • "I'm more of a glorified secretary."
  • "Love you, too."
  • "He bared his teeth first!"
  • "I gotta tell you, you are even cuter than I thought you'd be!"
  • "What? Why?"
  • "Now I'm going to open this door."
  • "Here you go. One missing otter."
THE SIGNS AS CHEESY 60S-ESQUE GIRL BAND SONGS
  • Aries: "You Bet I Would" - The Ronettes
  • And if you left me (If you left me) / For another girl / Do you think I'd ever sit down and cry? / No would I worry / Would I fret / Or cry my eyes out with regret / Ha! Little honey / Uh-huh, you bet I would
  • Taurus: "Chapel of Love" - The Dixie Cups
  • Wo-o-oh spring is here / The sky is blue / Birds all sing / As if they knew / Today's the day / We'll say 'I do' / And we'll never / Be lonely any more
  • Gemini: "The Locomotion" - Little Eva
  • Everybody's doing a brand new dance now (Come on baby, do the locomotion) / I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now (Come on baby, do the locomotion)
  • Cancer: "Baby Baby I Still Love You" - The Cinderellas
  • I think I'm gonna cry / 'Cause once you loved me / And I told you goodbye / But then tonight I took one look at you / And my heart broke in two / Baby baby I still love you
  • Leo: "Heatwave" - Martha And The Vandellas
  • Whenever I'm with him / Something inside starts to burn / And I'm filled with desire / Could it be a devil in me / Or is this the way love's supposed to be / It's like a heatwave
  • Virgo: "He's A Walking Miracle" - The Essex
  • Oh, you should see cherries doing flips oh yeah / When they're picked to be the taste on his lips oh yeah / And I know how happy / His clothes must be / 'Cause that's how I feel when he's close to me, yeah
  • Libra: "The One You Can't Have" - The Honeys
  • I never had trouble getting guys around me / I never been without a boyfriend / I've had all the players getting nice with me / I keep 'em guessing to the end
  • Scorpio: "Don't Say Nothin' Bad About My Baby" - The Cookies
  • (Everybody says he's lazy) / Well not when he's kissing me / (Everybody says he's crazy) / Sure he's crazy / Crazy 'bout me, oh no / Don't say nothin' bad about my baby
  • Sagittarius: "Leader Of The Pack" - The Shangri-Las
  • I met him at the candy store / He turned around and smiled at me / You get the picture? (Yes, we see) / That's when I fell for the leader of the pack
  • Capricorn: "Can't Get Enough Of You Baby" - The Toys
  • Whenever we kiss / Feeling like this / I get to wishing there were two of you, oooh / My heart cries out, more baby, love you so much / Wish that there were more of you to touch
  • Aquarius: "Do Wah Diddy" - The Exciters
  • There he was just a walking down the street / Singing do wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo / Clapping his fingers and a shuffling his feet / Singing do wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo / He looked good (Looked good) / He looked fine (Looked fine)
  • Pisces: "Maybe" - The Chantels
  • And maybe / If I hold your hand / You will understand / And maybe / If I kiss your lips / I'll be at your command / Wo-o-ah maybe (Maybe, maybe, maybe)
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GUYS.
I met up with inkystars and macklinyousonuvabitch to see Hedwig tonight and I’m going to go ahead and say that was the best decision of the year. I mean, first of all, both of them are lovely and having never met any tumblr peeps irl this was a truly amazing way to start. <3
BUT THE SHOW. Oh wow. Being lucky enough to live in NYC, I have managed to scrape, borrow or win my way in to see every single Hedwig, and Darren took the freaking cake. I mean, my GOD. He blew the roof off it!! His voice was incredible perfection, and his acting choices were SO ON. I’ve loved every incarnation of Hedwig for different reasons, but what I loved about Darren’s performance was the way he balanced the darkness and bitterness of Hedwig with the showgirl comedian side of her.  Rebecca Naomi Jones deserves a shoutout as well, because girl can SANG. Anyway, bottom line, it was unbelievable and I’d recommend it to anyone who is lucky enough to be able to make it to NYC during the run.
SO in conclusion here is a stage door photo dump, click ‘em for captions.

anonymous asked:

Dear David! we created a facebook group to practice Trigedasleng and we all would like to know how to say kiss in Trigedasleng! waiting for your response! Thank you for creating this amazing language, we can't get enough of it!

So cool! ~:D The word for “kiss” is a familiar one. Talking about the verb here, it’s smuch…op, so Ai don smuch em op, “I kissed him/her.” Use it well! (Or Lan em op os, you!)

Text: Alex <-> Em
  • Em: Thats it then?
  • Em: All our plans down the drain?
  • Em: Our future family we wanted, gone with a few strokes of a pen.
  • Em: Please tell me it isn’t that easy to forget me.
  • Alex: Did you even read the letter?
  • Alex: It's not easy to forget you, writing that was painful enough.
  • Alex: We just had a fight not even twelve hours ago and you were already flirting it up with your ex, how is that supposed to make me feel? You get angry with me for even talking to another girl, yet you can flirt with another guy and I'm just supposed to think nothing of it?
  • Alex: I can't sit here and keep fighting for you, all I've been doing is fighting for you and you just give up and run back to whoever is available at the time. You aren't committed to me like I am to you.