i can't funny anymore

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pretty sure that’s a fire hazard, Jesse.

happy valentine’s day!! <3 <3

  • BTS: *Loses Taehyung in a crowd*
  • Yoongi: Well that's it we lost him. Lets just head back home. *Turns around to leave*
  • Taehyung: *Peers out from behind someone* No guys I'm right here! Don't leave without me!
  • Yoongi: I must miss him so much already. I didn't expect to be hearing his voice so soon...
  • Taehyung: Hyung I'm not dead or lost just wait!!
The "I know I have other things to write but these seem so cool/weird/etc" sentence prompt meme

Because I’m absolute shit and have a habit of coming up with sentence prompts instead of writing stuff I should be working on, I present this list of sentence prompt memes.

Send me a few of these and I’ll write a drabble based off of it, naturally it’ll be a reader insert. Be sure to include which character you’d like.

You can even use them as rp starters/fanfic/whatever.

1) “I’m like 85% sure that’s illegal but sure I’ll help you.”
2) “Don’t wake me up unless there’s a fire and even then don’t.”
3) “I don’t want to talk about them, they give me a headache, and they’re dumb.”
4) “So is that a no on the burning down the place?”
5) “Ok, I may or may not have started an occult.”
6) “Alright but you gotta promise you’re not gonna be mad if I tell you what happened.”
7) “Explain to me what exactly possessed you into thinking this was a good idea?”
8) “Just for that I’m gonna have to remember to kick your ass twice as hard.”
9) “It’s 3 in the morning, why is it always 3 in the morning when you call me?!”
10) “You meme loving fuck.”
11) “You say that like it’s supposed to be offensive.”
12) “Wanna know how many fucks I give? Negative six, you owe ME fucks to give.”
13) “I don’t see the problem…what…oooh you’re talking about the fires.”
14) “I love you but if you play that song one more time I will strangle you.”
15) “Those dead bodies were here before I even got here…well like half of them but that’s details.”
16) “So the apocalypse started and I may have had a hand in starting it, so um sorry?”
17) “If you get arrested I’ll bail you out…pfft let’s be real I’ll probably be in the holding cell with you.”
18) “How the actual hell did you manage to cause this much trouble in 5 minutes?!”
19) “Why is there someone tied up in the backseat of my car?”
20) “This is why you read contracts before you sign them!”
21) “Uh, there’s someone that’s shitfaced at the door and they say they know you, is it cool if I let them in?”
22) “They say this place is haunted…but I think that’s bullshit.”
23) “The amount of alcohol I’d need to drink to make me forget about this would literally kill me.”
24) “Your daddy issues are a real turn off.”
25) “I’m gonna punch you in the mouth…with my mouth…gently…several times….”

[I’ll add more as time goes on, feel free to add some!]

he can be your angle….or yuor devil

@wovvee because i saw that one goddamn pic with a samurai defending a cat in your ‘musings’ tag and i had to redraw that :”))))))

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Coccinelle meets Black Cat.

Remember just a few weeks ago when people were bitching that the writers were so against lgbt people that they didn’t even put in background gays when it’s super easy to do?

And then volume 5 aired with the background gays and instead of acknowledging the step in the right direction they doubled down on their bitching?

jessitale  asked:

Requests? TH!Palette if it is okay! (And I still love your art X3)

@lildreemurr3 @kuroda42