i can't even with you dude

Emo band members as things said at my school
  • Brendon Urie: I mean I'm straight but I would suck a dick
  • Ryan ross: I'm a bruised apple in the produce aisle of life
  • Spencer smith: *frantically shoving 7 dollars at me* buy me weed when you're in Oregon
  • Jon Walker: my ankle smells like grapes and weed
  • Dallon weekes: Jesus wouldn't treat me like this
  • Patrick stump: if I put my hoodie on inside out is the world wearing it
  • Pete wentz: my wife just had her baby and no, you can't call me daddy
  • Joe trohman: well this guy was totally wrong but he did predict some stuff and some other stuff
  • Andy Hurley: who the hell wrote the entire spongebob theme song on my board
  • Tyler Joseph: do you even inhale
  • Josh dun: fuck you im independent! No, wait, I need a ride home
  • Gerard way: I look cute today? Well you look dead as fuck dude
  • Frank iero: you want to be taller so you can dunk? *gets in your face* jump higher you inbred
  • Ray toro: if there's water in the air then how are we not dead
  • Mikey way: I'm always ready to be hit by a car

guys…. you do realize the voice actors literally have NO say on what gets written into the show, right?

Ghost Adventures Starters
  • "I hate the basement. I'm just putting that out there."
  • "I've come a long way to talk to you because I think you're a piece of crap."
  • "Is this spirit being a smartass?"
  • "You look great for being... not alive."
  • "Ghosts don't even like me."
  • "It's cold, it's dark, and it's exciting as hell!"
  • "Are you banging your head on the wall?"
  • "Something is up here, gathering all the power it can."
  • "If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of that ground and get us?"
  • "Here I am in the sugar shack!"
  • "I hope you can hear me up there in the damned attic!"
  • "I can't wait to get locked in here."
  • "Dude, he's kinda creeping me out. No joke."
  • "Have you ever heard of those guys who wear jackets when it's really, really hot out?"
  • "I can't believe they left me out here, all by myself, with this music playing."
  • "Wait, am I standing on his grave?"
  • "I have respect for all spirits... except for you."
  • "I just wanna see where the massacre took place."
  • "This right here is like putting holy water on a demon."
  • "I'm just pumped! Are you guys pumped?"
  • "I smell beautiful."
  • "Do you see that? Because I can't, either."
  • "You have reached your final desination. Hell."
  • "This is tougher than it looks on tv, trust me."
  • "This is beyond dangerous. I don't recommend anybody do this."
  • "It was probably the most dangerous, craziest thing we've ever done."
  • "Hey, we're just lost. We need a place to stay."
  • "Thank you for knocking."
  • "I've got a teddy bear for you!"
  • "Were you stabbed in this room, Sir?"

how they dare make Gaston a kind, not really pushy person who just wants to win girl’s heart. He doesn’t mock Belle for reading. He actually tries to understand her unlikely to the others. A character who went to war and now suffers from PTSD. Who just wants to live a peacful, happy life with a wife by his side. How they fucking dare do that and not expect that I would fall from him,

anonymous asked:

I honestly tried so hard not to ship Destiel but it's just one of those ships y'know you just kinda accidentally ship and I really don't wanna cause some of the fandom is kinda toxic but I can't help but to ship it

Dude, SAME.

Originally posted by findyourownhappyending

Honestly, I’ve never shipped anything before (I liked it when Spike x Buffy did eventually go somewhere and was kinda beautiful but I didn’t really ship it), I didn’t even know what shipping was until I found tumblr a few months ago, I’m mostly straight (I’m a bit fluid but meh, mostly straight), and I never really thought about representation that much beyond ‘yeah, thats a great thing, there should be more of it’. 

So I just watched the show (on my own) with no previous knowledge of anything at all and…. well…. it was so obvious?!

I mean, I just binge watched the show last year because I love sci-fi and I was in a bit of a bad place and needed a distraction and had watched all the Buffy/True Blood/GoT I could and was looking for something new.

I loved seasons 1-3, I did, but then, enter Castiel and literally, my life has kind of changed?! I have an obsessive personality anyway but…. jeez. What a character and WHAT A ROMANTIC GLORIOUS LOVE STORY!

And then it just dragged… and dragged…. and yet also GREW so much?! 

So, like, what exactly are they doing? Well, I believe they know exactly what they are doing, especially since Dabb took over, but hey, let’s see…. but my blog description is ‘endgame Destiel positive’ so you know what I mean ;)

It’s all THERE, they all know its there, the writers USE it in their plots, the editors make it visually obvious, it’s even referenced in the show, the actors all KNOW, I mean come on!

Originally posted by literarycasualty

It’s not our fault if they use all the romance tropes with these two.

I think it is very relevant that so many Destiel meta-writers and shippers have a background in understanding stories, being teachers, journalists, book worms, cinematography students etc etc and therefore can make pretty good conclusions from the material that is being shown.

I mean, the overall story of these two characters is that one is a fallen, rebellious Angel who just wants to feel Human and belong somewhere and loves caring for others and one is a faithless man with abandonment issues who just wants someone to stay with and care for him.

Said fallen Angel rebels and does it, all of it for Him, eventually looking to Him instead of God, is in return called ‘family’ and cared for himself. 

Said Human learns to have Faith in and through his Angel and through this in himself, which is a key part of his overall story in the whole show.

They’re WRITTEN as each other’s canonical other half (see this post about how its a romantic and not a buddy story according to literary guidelines).

Their story is like so many rom-com, shakespearean and classical for that matter love/mythical stories where they start out on opposite sides and kind of meet in the middle you know? The idea being that they ‘complete’ each other and lead themselves to be the best that they can be and who they really are and want to be deep down? As these two clearly do?!

I’ve said before and I’ll say again, Dean and Cas are canonically central to each other’s CORE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT and their endgames are INTERLINKED.

Originally posted by sooper-dee-dooper-natural

I mean, if this was a guy and a girl and it was a movie, so all the story was shown in 1h30 minutes and at the end they were like oh, no, but you see, they’re just FRIENDS. Literally everyone would just be like WHAT?!

The fact that Disney movies and romcoms are so highly parallel-able with Destiel, because it fits that literary box - as a romance, not a buddy story or a drama or even a familial story, it does up to a point, but it definitely transcends this and moves into romance realms pretty early on, like, season 5 FFS.

It’s not our fault, the show made us do it.

If fandom wank is a problem for you, well, I don’t like it either, I guess no one does apart from the ones instigating it who seem to get a high off it, I just blacklist on tumblr and I don’t attend cons, so… meh, I have this gorgeous little space where we all know and all discuss what is happening and it is lovely, feel free to join us :)

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Social Media AU
Pt 2//They didn’t get any better :/
Still inspired by @frostedpuffs and @buginettedupaincheng

Adrien (you are here)| Marinette

  • Namjoon: Hey Jungkook.
  • Jungkook: What?
  • Namjoon: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Jungkook: What is it?
  • Namjoon: Well, I sent you a text...
  • Jungkook: Mmhm.
  • Namjoon: ...Early in the morning.
  • Jungkook: Yeah.
  • Namjoon: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so, I was like, I won't give specific dates, but "Do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Jungkook: Mmhm.
  • Namjoon: Your response...
  • Jungkook: *Starts laughing*
  • Namjoon: At 9:30 in the morning..."Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Jungkook: *Laughing louder*
  • Namjoon: ...No punctuation ...Random capitalisation. So I respond, "I have no idea what we're talking about right now." Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man"
  • Jungkook: *Laughing even louder*
  • Namjoon: I respond, "Jungkook, you're scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg ...I'm very tired"
  • Jungkook: *Crying with laughter*
  • Namjoon: I'm just like, "No problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the interview today." Immediate response, I'm talkin' like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I cant think of who the fuck invented Facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
  • Jungkook: *Hysterical laughter*

anonymous asked:

I had a dude get offended because I didn't know what his usual order was. He was complaining because 'you see me everyday!'. Boy, was that a hilarious shade of red he turned when I told him I was covering from the store across town and I had never worked there before.... how you gonna expect someone behind a counter who sees 500+ people in a day to remember you if you can't even recognize the handful of regular employees who work here

anonymous asked:

how the fuck do you even build an emf meter what kind of brain does it take to make something that advanced? and it works too, shit. it's been 12 years and i still can't get over that fucking meter because without youtube tutorials or whatever it is kids use these days, probably without a computer at all he just figured it out. damn. maybe form books he's never read. probably

I have no fuckin idea dude. I was on the robotics team in high school and we had shitloads of help from a bunch of professional engineers, and that was just making robots with basic sensory cameras that could kick a ball…

I mean, he built it out of a fucking Walkman. You know how many parts and factory functions a Walkman has that can be used for measuring environmental information and outputting that data in a usable fashion? Basically none.

Some people just take to this engineering/programming shit like fish to water. They just get it somehow. I bet Dean is one of them. He just doesn’t happen to really need computers for his life’s work so he isn’t putting it to any disciplined use. You know, the kind of person that’s a genius at shit to the point where they have so many talents that some of them just have to fall by the wayside in terms of developing potential.

I mean. Look at this. Look at this definition of EMF from the official website:

Electromagnetic field meters (also called EMF detectors). Meters that measure the derivative (rate of change) of the surrounding magnetic field; thus, these meters are sensitive to changing magnetic fields (fields with a frequency above 0 hertz). Most EMF meters are most sensitive to frequencies of about 30-10,000 hertz, while some have a wider response. Paranormal investigators and ghost hunters use EMF meters while conducting investigations. Unusual activity in the form of high readings on these meters signifies that there is some type of paranormal activity, such as the presence of a ghost or other supernatural creature.

Forget just the programming and engineering. This is actual, hard science. Dean knows enough about fucking magnetic fields to create devices that not only measure them but that are tuned to tell the difference between regular and supernatural occurrences. He’s clearly created prototypes and gone through testing to figure out what works and what doesn’t. It doesn’t just beep when it hits a certain level, he has a sliding scale that he can use for analysis.

This means that this isn’t just about “Dean being good with his hands” like people dismissively claim, Dean is a regular Science Man™. Dean’s superior ability for pattern recognition isn’t some kind of one-use talent, it’s evident of an analytical mind that can put together abstract data with ease.

Maybe it doesn’t sound like a huge deal at first, but you’re right that Dean had no formal education in this crap. High schools don’t teach this. Average kids don’t just figure this shit out on their own no matter how many books they have at their disposal, and I’m willing to bet Dean didn’t have any kind of mentor in the field. An EMF meter is not a baby’s first. Like… At all.

Hell, the wiki says he’s still using that thing all the way up in S7. Shit wasn’t a cute little science project, it was built to last, not just in how sturdy it’s built but in how accurate it is. You would usually expect things built by characters back in S1 to be completely obsolete by S7, but that’s not the case here. It’s just that good.

It’s also proof that we aren’t blowing smoke. If something happens in the first season and is never mentioned again, it might be dismissible, but when it’s still brought back 7 seasons later what you have is authorial intent.

Very small update/part I know I’m sorry I’ve been very busy and stressed lately working on other projects so I kinda forgot how to draw the two (ಥ﹏ಥ). Please forgive me. 

Oooo but spring break is coming so I will be able to post the next part in two weeks (hopefully) it will be longer, I promise. 

Part 1 | Next - smhhh dudes you didn’t spam me when I didn’t update either you are very polite (thank you) or you don’t care (can’t blame you) 

Headcanon: @coredesignixandnekonee

By the way I named this comic, “Not Funny”. Get it? Cuz I’m not funny. (._.) 

I love when Tony Stark haters say they wouldn’t want to kill the woman/man who murdered their parents.

I love it when they say “I’d be mad seeing it but I’d learn to control myself”
Fuck off outta here.

You’re telling me you can watch the actual footage of your parents being brutally murdered after years of not knowing what happened to them all the while the man who did it is literally within arms reach?
Oh, and you’re telling me you’d be calm and collected even after the dude you trusted lies straight to your face? Literally right to your face he lies, you realize he’s been keeping this info to save his own skin and he lies when you ask him. You’re telling me you would be able to control yourself?

Well fuck me running you should harness that ability and teach people how to do that?¿?¿?¿?¿

leothetraveler  asked:

OK, so this is just me, but even if I knew someone was a gender, I would Not call them "they" when referring to them. It may work for some, but if I know how u look, imma use that to decide whether to say he or she. U look like a chick, imma say she. Look like a dude, imma say he. If I can't tell, I'll ask. Got a problem with my ideals? Then build a bridge and get over it.

So… what you’re saying is that if you met a person with a feminine appearance, you would call them She even if they asked you not to? Because of “ideals”? What ideals? Can’t be any good ideals if they’re that rude and inconsiderate.

Also you literally used a they pronoun when describing a hypothetical person of unclear gender.

-TQ

anonymous asked:

I am a seungri stan and it really bothers me how underrated he is. He is such a talented person but I'll admite that sometimes I feel envious of Gd because no matter what he does he is always so succesful you know? Like riri is putting so much effort in his new label for example but vips that aren't his stan barely notices him and if his new comeback this year isn't really succesful I'll feel so sad and even more envious but I know I shouldnt cause this isn't ot4 fault but I just can't help it

man if i could give you the longest hug like :/ i’m not a seungri stan in the slightest, but i have a very soft spot for him since his ltal promotions, and it bothers me too that seungri has to work sometimes 1000x harder because he feels like he needs to “catch up”. he’s so great at a lot of things and it sucks that he can’t see how great he is. he’s like what, 26 right now and the dude now co-owns a building like that’s incredible!

but yeah it really sucks how much the fandom is so obvious with not caring about seungri’s activities outside of bigbang. if i’m not mistaken, he’s the one who started having these businesses on the side (he started with seungri academy and then it happened with and.here, and now his new building w/ aori ramen and natural high records). ngl, it rubs me off the wrong way how some would fight the death over gd’s fashion line, but could’ve easily talked about how aori ramen’s hitting it off pretty well (i remember seeing an instagram post where there was a long line waiting to eat at the place like :/) or how seungri earned about 45+ million overnight after investing in luk hing. i mean, stock value can change over time and from what i remember, he can’t cash out until he reaches 6 months, but it’s just interesting to me.

yg does a shit job at promoting seungri to his fullest potential. he has him work so hard by giving him to a rather hectic schedule (the fact that he had to fly back to china weekly for girls fighting on top of filming for his chinese drama AND his japanese movie and then fly to whatever country for the tour/for group promotions…). if it was gd, people would be all up in arms about it and demand yg to give him a break, but people hardly notice when seungri has the same workload. it sucks that when he actively chose to pursue other activities, he does them quietly or has to work harder to promote. while everyone else is helping to promote top’s sotheby auction or gd’s peaceminusone launch, they didn’t do it for seungri’s business ventures. hell, even seungri helps promote them too. i’ve never seen hyung line mention anything about his ventures, which i’m not sure why.

but yeah, i get the envy and being distraught over it like. he deserves better tbh

THE ‘I’LL BE THERE’ DVD COMMENTARY THO…

“ahh Jemma Redgrave, she’s a fine looking big woman isn’t she? a big darling!” 

“now I always think that Jemma looks like she’s being embraced by a midget wearing nail polish there” *laughter* …“she’s being embraced by Imelda Staunton”..

DAT HEIGHT GAP THO OMGGGGG! I CAN’T EVEN..

p.s ^ Notable appearance by Louise Delamere who played Colette in Holby city, who I shipped so hard with Serena I can’t explain. And yes that is Rupert Giles s h o o k e t h. Did I mention the film also stars Charlotte Church??

*All quotes by director Craig Ferguson and some other producer dude*

I DODGED SOCIAL PLANS FOR THIS AND I REGRET NOTHING!

OH. MY. GOD.

OKAY WAIT A SECOND I NEED TO RECOVER AND START BREATHING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS LAST CLIP HAS KILLED ME DEAD. 

DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW PERFECT THAT WAS????? ‘CAUSE I’M FREAKING OUT HERE. 

DUDE

LIKE

DUDE

HOW AWESOME IS ELIAS FREAKING BAKKOUSH? I THINK HE JUST BECAME MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE SHOW. 

LIKE

HE HEARD WHAT HAPPENED WITH HIS MOM AND SANA AND WENT TO COMFORT HIS SISTER. AND HE WASN’T A DICK ABOUT IT. HE ASKED SANA WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN HER AND YOUSEF AND WHEN SHE TRIED TO PLAY DUMB HE WAS LIKE “YOU LIKE HIM” NOT A QUESTION. A FACT. BUT HE DIDN’T PUSH IT. LIKE HE DIDN’T ASK HER TO TELL HIM WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED OR SINCE WHEN SHE LIKED HIM. HE WAS JUST GLAD THAT HIS SISTER LIKED A GOOD GUY AND WAS SUPER MATURE ABOUT IT, 

IT WAS HONESTLY SURPRISING (IN A GOOD WAY) HOW MATURE HE WAS ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. HOW WELL HE SPOKE ABOUT HIS FRIEND AND ABOUT THE WHOLE “BELIEVING IN ALLAH” TOPIC. I TOTALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH THE WAY HE SPOKE. 

AND THEN WHEN HE TOLD SANA NOT TO BE SAD BECAUSE IF SHE WAS SAD HE WAS SAD TOO I JUST 

Originally posted by artlstheweapon

AND AS IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGHT, TO TOP IT ALL OFF SANA INVITED HIM TO THE PARTY AAAAAAAAAAAND TOLD HIM TO BRING YOUSEF 

SO YEAH. I AM SO NOT OKAY. YOU DID IT JULIE. I’M CRYING. AGAIN. BLESS YOUR HEART.

I CAN’T WAIT FOR TOMORROW’S CLIP. I’M SURE IT’S GONNA HAVE ME CRYING CURLED UP IN A BALL BUT IN A GOOD WAY I HOPE.

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rucas meme [½] seasons 

season one ▹ “what’s your name?” “riley” “what’s his name?” “lucas” “you like a good story riley? then start at the beginning.” 

anonymous asked:

Meant to be Yours AU where JD just can't get the door open so he gives up, goes home and cries; or better yet, Yo Girl AU where he can't even get the window open, same thing happens.

AU where he can’t get the window open so he just sits outside her house and cries for like an hour until she finally comes out and she’s like “….you good dude??” And he’s like “I JUST DONT WANNA BE ALONE” and she’s like okay let it out let it out and after like 2 hours of sobbing she sends him home with a packet of sleepytime tea and the next day his head is cleared