i can't even remember what i was trying to do

the worst kind of cultural differences are polite kissing differences…. they make everything awkward… 

when you kiss with one cheek but they’re european so they go for the double kiss and you leave them hanging awkwardly… when they’re from somewhere that does three kisses and it’S FUCKING WEIRD WHY THREE, when they’re from somewhere in i think northern south america? where they actually put their lips on your cheek and you’re left feeling gross like why did u do that that’s wet and disgusting… when they’re from somewhere where they don’t kiss at all and you go for it and they kinda jump back and it’s awkward af….the worst…

Memory Loss { suffering/responses } ||Starter Sentences||
  • Suffering
  • "Who are you...?"
  • "I'm sorry, who are you again?"
  • "This isn't my house..."
  • "Why would you bring me here? I don't remember this place at all.."
  • "Who are all these people in the [photos/videos]?"
  • "I don't think I can remember.. I'm sorry.."
  • "We aren't [dating/engaged/married]! I don't even KNOW you!"
  • "Well.. well, what if I don't WANT to remember any of this?"
  • "I just wanted to start over.."
  • "Would you just quit trying? I'm a lost cause at this point, don't you think?"
  • "This isn't my child.. I never even HAD a kid.."
  • Responses
  • "Come on, you have to remember your [insert relation here]!"
  • "Okay, knock it off. Quit trying to gain attention, you're being self-centered!"
  • "Okay, so what about this person/place/thing? That has to jog your memory.."
  • "Don't you remember? We've been [dating/engaged/married] for [insert number here] weeks/months/years!"
  • "You really don't remember me, do you?"
  • "I'm sorry, but I don't want to help you remember.. maybe this is for the best.."
  • "Don't worry.. we can start all over. I'm by your side, no matter what."
  • "I can't deal with you not remembering me.. us..."
  • "Do you remember [him/her/them]?"

themagicoakleaf  asked:

I remember you saying once that there are things you love about each of your characters, even Damien. While he definitely deserved what happened in ep 39, I can't help but love his character. He's just /so/ messed up, and I'm torn between sort of a train-crash fascination with him and pitying him because he's been through so much and desperately needs real therapy. I was wondering (a) what do you like about him and (b) how do you personally approach writing that kind of character?

That’s a very legitimate reaction to have to him! I’m never going to try and tell people how to react to my characters, whether it is positively or negatively. I don’t want people romanticizing or excusing Damien (which isn’t what you’re doing obviously, just speaking more generally), but that doesn’t mean you can’t like/care/find him interesting. 

I love how curious Damien is. He genuinely wants to know as much as he can about the world and atypicals. I like how independent he is. I respect how strong he is - he was alone from a very young age and had to learn how to survive and, while he made a lot of mistakes, it could have been a lot worse. Conversely, I also sympathize with how fragile he can be. 

Absolutely none of that excuses his behavior or means that he can learn how to “be a fucking human being” as Mark put it. But it does make him real to me. And that’s how I approach it - I try to treat him like a person. A person who I disagree with on basically everything and who I want to shoot into space 90% of the time, but a person nonetheless. I think compassion is one of the most important things in writing and in life. 

2510-0506  asked:

What should I do when I break up but miss the other every single day? I mean, I don't regret breaking up. I broke bc it was the best for both of us, but I can't stop loving her. But now she doesn't talk to me anymore. I'm male, btw. We broke like 1 month ago and all I do since then is cry (a lot) every day.

Hello! 

Well, to break up with someone is hard, even if you stopped loving them. 
Being in a relationship means spending a lot of time together and of course because you higly enjoy this persons company. I think that you need to try and remember the reasons to why you decided to break up in the first place. You did what felt best for you and that is good! Sometimes you need to focus on yourself and that’s good! Of course even after you break up with someone there isn’t anything that says you can’t get back together in the future. 
You say you don’t regret breaking up, so stand by your decison. You probably did the right thing. 

As earlier said, to be in a relationship with someone means spending time together and that also means creating routines together, and to get out of those routines can be hard. But it’s a process you have to face after a breakup. 
It’s absolutely normal to feel sad after partening your way with someone so, give yourself time to be sad. It’ll get better and it will get easier for each day. 
Going through a heartbreak isn’t going to go over in a day, maybe not even after months but it eventually it will be gone. One day you will wake up and not think about her, maybe you even find someone else or if you both are in a better place you can find your way back to eachother. 

Hopefully that helped, and feel free to come back and ask more questions! 
Good luck

- R

[3]

I enjoy the fact that this is far from a happy announcement. But then, I mean, how many of them have that many pleasant memories to begin with? Odds are this is gonna be terrible. 

I mean, except for Sakura. She probably has the highest ratio of good to bad memories, but she doesn’t even HAVE them all. And besides, if we’re at the ruins it’s not exactly boding well for the possibility of a fun trip. 

ALSO DO YOU THINK FAI IS RELIEVED THAT THE MEMORY MAGIC DIDN’T USE HIS MEMORIES THIS TIME AS WELL?

OR DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT THE RUINS?

WE CAN’T SEE HIS FACE AND IT’S MAKING ME SUSPICIOUS. 

Oh, ok. That makes a lot more sense. 

But also, if other people set this up, how many people have experienced this part of Sakura’s memories? How many people have seen this part of her that even SHE doesn’t have back yet? 

Also; Fai you little shit. 

anonymous asked:

Hello, Man on the Internet. I just wanted to ask, are you planning on doing comic dubs for the entirety of the King (I think that's what it was called, I can't really remember and I'm too lazy to go on youtube and try to find it right now)?

Xander’s the one directing the Dreemurr Reborn dubs. As far as I know they’re on hold because The King isn’t even fully released yet.

Honestly guys. If I like your stuff, I actually read it. Or TRY to follow along with it.

So even if I don’t leave comments, I am actively following along!
So if anyone ever feels discouraged or anything like no ones paying attention, well you got one paying attention for sure! 😊💛

Drew my husband favorite character

I forget how long this actually took, but I started this around the time that I reblogged that photoset of Sun smiling soooo this took under 2 hours??? Not bad (ovo)b Then again, it was straight from sketch to greyscale to color, so there’s that.

Maybe I’ll post a process gif to my Patreon? who knows ;U

What are we gonna do? / Open
  • Ariel: When I was little I think I remember my Mom singing to me whenever I had a nightmare
  • Ariel: But now she's singing IN my nightmares and I don't know what's supposed to make me feel better
  • Ariel: And I can't talk to my sisters
  • Ariel [deleted]: I definitely can't talk to Attina, and it's all my fault it's all my fault it's all my fault i
  • Ariel: I can't talk to anyone
  • Ariel: What would I even say?
  • Ariel: I'm sorry
  • Ariel: I shouldn't be bothering you when you're trying to sleep

anonymous asked:

idk if i'm dissociating or what. i'm reading your faq and grounding techniques and websites and games, but i feel like i can't be "bothered" to go on it or read it, kind of? and whenever i look something up that i'm actually interested it, i can't hold enough concentration and just skim through it instead of reading it propery, even though it's something i'm interested in. what is this and what do i do?

This could actually be any combination of several things, such as:

Try using study skills to help you focus. Here are some study tips. Remember to set realistic goals. Try printing out the material and using highlighters while you read through it. Give yourself breaks and rewards. Practice grounding techniques.

Recommended reading: DBT options for solving problems / Should I push myself?

- Exo

Larry Chats | "Mpreg Louis" 1/4
  • <b> Louis :</b> Harry, I have something to tell you<p><b>Harry :</b> Yup<p><b>Louis :</b> I know it will sound weird, but... Okay do you remember what happened two weeks ago?<p><b>Harry :</b> ... Louis, even if I try I will never remember what happened<p><b>Louis :</b> We had sex<p><b>Harry :</b> We made love*<p><b>Louis :</b> Harry I'm pregnant<p><b>Harry :</b> HAHAHAHAHAH OMG LOUIS YOU'RE SO FUNNY!<p><b>Louis :</b> I'm serious like never before.<p><b>Harry :</b> Are you crazy? A man can't be pregnant!<p><b>Louis :</b> Say hello to my bump, daddy<p>

anonymous asked:

Just to push your "crush" theory a little farther--from Yurio's perspective, Victor is a flighty dude who can't remember to keep his promises, even hugely important ones. A lot of what Yurio says to Victor and Yuuri make so much sense in light of him trying to protect Yuuri from getting his heart broken by someone who he sees as fundamentally unable to commit.

Thank you so much for this! I was thinking the same thing, but couldn’t put it into words. I think this especially applies to the beach scene.

“Why do you look so happy to be looking after that damn pig?” = “Are you really serious about him?” Viktor looks happy, but he’s constantly faking smiles, so Yurio doubts his sincerity, or wonders if this is just a fleeting interest for Viktor.

“Not all skaters look up to you.” = “I can see right through you.” Yurio sees Viktor’s faults since he’s known him from 5 years. He’s seen Viktor’s lack of true emotions, how he doesn’t seem to engage in life or love, and as you said, how he’s ‘fundamentally unable to commit.’

“Just go away already, geezer.” = “Go away before you break Yuuri’s fragile skater heart.”

“I’ll win just to prove how incompetent [the ring’s] owner is.” = “You’re not good enough for him.” And maybe he’s taking Viktor’s engagement promise literally, that Viktor will only marry Yuuri if he wins. Wouldn’t that piss him off more than anything else? How flighty would that be? Yurio was shocked by the ring, but he got positively angry when Viktor announced the gold medal part.

  • When she says: I'm fine
  • What she really means: In Cartoon Network's Teen Titans (2003-2006) Robin and Beast Boy's relationship is just so...odd. They are the only two Titans never shown hanging out together with out the rest of the team. What makes it even more stranger is how quickly Robin goes from treating Beast Boy like a friend to treating him like a hostile criminal in the episode "The Beast Within."
  • "Robin: Try harder! If you can't tell me what happened, I have to assume the worst. I have to put you in jail. You need to remember! Beast Boy: I CAN'T!"
  • Like what are you doing brah?!?!?! Right after Robin tries to interrogate Beast Boy he turns into the werebeast again, so what does our brave leader do? Immediately orders the others to attack. Later in the city he literally throws explosives at Beast Boy to knock him unconscious. Now, knowing Beast Boy was a dangerous threat what Robin did seems completely justified, BUT HE NEVER APOLOGIZED. Sure he utters a "I'm sorry Beast Boy," while outside of BB's earshot as he throws the explosives but Robin never apologizes to his face and never apologizes for assuming he was the one who attacked Raven. Robin doesn't seem to be upset that Beast Boy is losing himself either.
  • For example:
  • "Cyborg: I know you're in there, B. (raising cannon) Don't make me do it!"
  • Cyborg is hesitant and conflicted unlike Robin who says
  • "Sleep tight," while attacking BB later on.
  • I also recall Starfire being in similar disbelief and shock.
  • Also, Robin has absolutely no reaction to this:
  • "Cyborg: It's not human.
  • Robin: The chemicals at the lab? Cyborg: Because of the shape-shifting, his genetic code was always unstable. Maybe it's just...finally falling apart."
  • Your "friend" could be falling apart at the seams and you take zero of that into consideration and just start yelling at him...
  • Look, you can argue as the leader Robin had a responsibility to be the most aggressive to keep the rest of the team safe. And that he pushed his personal emotions aside. Or he was very stressed. You can argue that he was so violent towards the werebeast because he thought of him as a monster hurting Beast Boy instead of Beast Boy himself just in a different form. But after Beast Boy is cured and all is well... he never apologizes.
  • You can also argue I am wasting my time over analyzing a show that ended 10 yrs ago.
  • BUT
  • Robin doesn't treat any other teammate like this? I mean in one episode Raven is just like
  • "Robin, I'm literally the daughter of the devil, spawn of satan, and he is after me. He will bring the apocalypse."
  • His response?
  • "It's okay girl! I love you and we will work through this together! BFFL!"
  • And even if Cyborg and Robin don't always get along at least we know Robin would take him seriously. Well...more seriously than Beast Boy.
  • Does Robin find Starfire's naïveté annoying or bothersome to deal with? No, he finds it charming and endearing.
  • Okay, maybe that's a really bad example because Starfire is a hot female alien but you understand my point.
  • He has so much faith in everyone else but Beast Boy...
  • And Beast Boy is already insecure. He would pick up on this... and feel bad about it.
  • I haven't watched this show in almost a year and yet here I am boiling about how there was never
  • an episode focused on the fact that Robin and Beast Boy's dynamic is basically the both of them thinking "He's so annoying!"
  • I can't help but feel that they secretly despise each other. Robin sees Beast Boy as an immature child he has to deal with while Beast Boy thinks Robin is an arrogant demanding leader with double standards.
  • They are those two friends in the group that never hang out separately. Their friendship is based on everyone else being around them. Cyborg, Starfire and Raven eventually have to pick up on this right? The three of them concoct a plan to trick Robin and Beast Boy into sitting in the same room together for at least an hour. When they return to silence, both test subjects sitting on opposite ends of the couch with hateful expressions, they ask what's wrong. Beast Boy immediately jumps up and starts shouting about how Robin is
  • "...rude and stuck up and selfish and self-absorbed and-"
  • "That's literally the same thing twice! And you know you don't need to say "and" in between everything!"
  • "Dude! Shut up! Literally everyone hates you!"
  • "Oh yeah! I bet people are more annoyed by you than they are by me, Beast Boy."
  • "Oh yeah."
  • "Yes."
  • "Yeah."
  • "Yes"
  • "Well lets ask somebody! Cyborg! Which one of us sucks harder!"
  • "I... uh I don't want to get involved with..."
  • "Raven!" Robin shouts.
  • "Go on about how Beast Boy annoys you! How he never stops talking! How you pretend to laugh at his horrible excuse for a sense of humor so he leaves you alone!"
  • "Raven... you said that about me?!" Beast boy asks with tears forming in his eyes.
  • "Robin, that conversation we had was supposed to be private..."
  • And then there's Starfire...
  • "Friends! Uh...why can't you be friendly?! Me and Raven and Cyborg will leave so..."
  • "NO!"
  • "..."
  • "Hey!"
  • "Hey what?"
  • "Aren't you going to point out that she used "and" twice when she could have used it once!"
  • "Beast Boy, Starfire is still learning the English language-"
  • "Well I'm bilingual! Why does nobody talk about that?!"
  • It ends the way all fanfics about this end... both of them finding out about their similar past. How they both watched their parents fall to their death. How they both feel they could have done more to save them. Perhaps Robin decides to revel his face to Beast Boy...
  • Idk man...
  • The lost potential... The lost potential...
The Interview (Shawn Mendes Smut)

The Interview (Shawn Mendes Smut)

*This might have some typos bc I’m to lazy to read over it again and fix stuff but yeah enjoy*

I sighed checking the time as I sat in the backstage area of Good Morning America. Shawn being interviewed and I was getting restless as I watched him on the tv that was sat in front of me.

They were currently on commercial break and I decided to have a little fun with Shawn. I pulled out my phone and began typing.

‘Shawnnnnn how much longer is this going to be?’ I sent him the message and watched the screen to see him open the message.

My phone buzzed with a reply from Shawn

'Soon babe’

'But baby I want to feel your hands all over me now’ I replied smirking

I looked at the tv again and watched as Shawn’s mouth opened slightly as he read the message and began typing back.

'y/n don’t do this right now’

'Don’t do what? I was just telling you how bad I want you inside of me right now. I don’t see what’s so bad about that’

I turned to the tv again after the sending the message and watched as Shawn read the message. I could see him readjusting his seat as his fingers quickly typed a message.

'Fuck y/n Im on national tv rn you can’t do this’

'I want you to fuck me so hard that I won’t even be able to remember my own name’

I once again watched the tv and I knew what I had said effected Shawn.

He now had his hands in his lap probably covering his erection and his eyes were now dark brown and filled with lust.

I smiled at my achievement and sat back watching Shawn finish is interview while trying to hide his little friend.

The interview ended and I got up to greet Shawn as he exited the set.

“Hey ba-” I began but was cut of by Shawn grabbing my wrist and dragging me into the bathroom.

He checked all the stalls to make sure no one was there and proceeded to lock the door.

Will Shawn was preparing the bathroom for what I already knew was coming I sat on the counter swinging my feet innocently.

Shawn turned away from the door after making sure it was locked. He slowly mad his way over to me with a smirk on his face and his eyes so dark that they were almost black.

“What you did earlier wasn’t very nice of you y/n” Shawn said, his voice sounding husky and full of lust

“I have no clue what your'e talking about Shawny” I said innocently 

Shawn leaned next to my ear with his arms on both sides of my body

“I think you know exactly what I’m talking about” Shawn whispered into my ear

As soon as the words let his mouth his head dove into my neck as he began to suck on my neck.

I gasped from surprise and I gripped onto the countertop tightly.

Shawn’s hand moved from the counter to my thigh.

I mentally patted myself on the back for wearing a skirt today because it gae easy access to Shawn’s hand.

I grabbed the hand that was on my thigh and tried to move it to the place that craved it the most.

Shawn chuckled and lifted his head from my neck.

“Someones a little eager” he said smirking down at me

“Shawn please baby I want you so badly” I whimpered 

Shawn grunted and he began lifting my skirt exposing my neon pink panties that just happened to be one of Shawn’s favorite.

Shawn groaned and I knew that was the last straw for him.

Before I new it Shawn in me. He didn’t even take the time to take of my panties. H e had just pulled them to the side and was now slamming into me not giving me time to adjust to his large size before pulling out and slamming into me again.

“F-fuck Shawn that feels so fucking good” I moaned 

“I love it when you moan my name baby” Shawn panted in between thrusts

“Oh God Shawn” I moaned loudly forgetting that I was in a public bathroom

My hands were tightly gripping Shawn’s shirt as he thrusted into me fast and hard.

Shawn’s strokes began to get sloppier and I new he was getting just as close as I was.

I felt my walls clench around Shawn and he moaned loudly.

“Fuck y/n do that again”

I clenched my walls again and I feltShawn twitch inside me.

I felt myself and Shawn getting closer and closer.

Shawn began to rub my clit with one of his hands and I came undone. A few seconds later I could fell Shawn releasing his load into me.

Shawn pulled out of me and we both panted as we came down from our highs.

When we had calmed down Shawn looked up at me and smirked.

“Next time you do something like that I won’t go so easy on you” Shawn said

“Can’t wait” I replied smiling as I hopped down from the counter. I readjusted my skirt and made my way to the door.

“You coming” I asked Shawn as I made my way out of the bathroom.

Shawn smiled and walked past me and out of the bathroom but not before smacking my butt lightly.

“He always was an ass type of guy” I whispered to my self quietly as I followed him out of the building.

  • What She Says: I'm fine
  • What She Means: honestly I just really wished they would have elaborated on what exactly Dean Winchester meant when he told the that guy he wanted to experience new people and things for the first time. Like he looked stressed yet relieved when saying those things and honestly I just can't let that go knowing that Dean openly said he wants to try out experiences that he hasn't before, and we all know that he has tried MANY hetero experiences in the past. So what the fuck? Is this an invitation for bi!dean? Are the writers screwing with us? Do they even remember that scene? I'm emotional and ready to know these answers
Michael is the type of guy


I just have this belief that Michael would be the guy to fill up his phone with constant reminders to do stuff for you. Just because he would be smart enough to realise that things get hectic really quickly and before he knows it, it could be four days that he has gone with texting you. So every so often he would get a reminder pop up that he made for himself saying, ‘remember to get flowers ordered and delivered to Y/N’ and he’d instantly drop whatever he was doing at the time and call up a florist near your house…

But I feel like even though he’d be the lad to do cute shit for you, he wouldn’t be the guy to boast about you. Like, if you were both at a party together, but you split so that he could chill with his mates and you could go to the other side of the hall to talk with your girls, he still wouldn’t say anything that he would feel bad saying if you were beside him. So, when his mates started talking about sex and girls and they asked Michael if you were good in bed, he would just smile and nod and say, 'she’s perfect for me.’ And then they’d all drift off back into conversation and he’d glance over the room at you and just smile about how genuinely happy he was in the relationship without needing to brag…

And he’d try to be certain about things before they happened. Like with the organisation of the reminders on his phone before, he’d have conversations with you before you went places and he’d ask, ’if we run into fans, are you alright with me stopping and talking, or would you rather we don’t?’ and when you said it was totally fine, he’d go all smitten and kiss your forehead and, 'okay, baby, thank you so much, you’re amazing, you know that?’

And just elaborating on that, Michael would just be such a cautious guy in general. He’d actually have a fear of doing something wrong that could threaten your relationship. Like, just for example, you’d be hooking up on the couch, and then, getting entirely lost in the moment, Michael would slip his hand from your waist to your boob to squeeze gently but straight after doing it, he would just pull away with open eyes and gasp like, 'shit, I’m sorry, I got caught up, do you, is this, am I going too far? I’ll stop, I swear.’ And you’d just have to giggle and put your lips back on his while mumbling, 'I like it,’ and, aw shit, Michael would just absolutely be taken from his solid form and turned into liquid in front of you. Because you’d just have that affect on him…

And just overall, Michael would be so obsessed with you. He would honestly just admire you to death and suck up to you relentlessly. Like, if you were ever doing homework and typing up an essay in your bedroom while he was just lying on your bed, he would just openly gaze at you while you clasped your eyes to think of what to put in the next sentence and he’d tilt his head while he listened to you mumble while trying to remember something. And after ages and ages, he would just sigh and say, 'Y/N, you’re so intelligent.’ So you’d just snort and 'yeah, right, I can’t even write this report,’ and he’d shake his head immediately and come hug you from behind and put his chin on the top of your skull and start arguing, 'No, honey, you’re so smart for staying in school and getting good grades like you do, and I think your intellect is incredibly sexy so don’t ever stop.’

But back tickles though. He would be thoroughly into that shit. And you would need to be thoroughly into that shit as well. Because it would just be a habit of his, whenever you were sitting on his lap or beside him, to put his arm around you and tug you closer to his body so he could softly run his fingers either up and down your spine or along your arm, or sometimes if you were out for dinner, he would just have to do it on your thigh under the table. It wouldn’t be sexual. Just a comforting reminder of his presence. And you’d just turn and smile at him after a while, and he’d smile back, not even realising that he’d subconsciously started rubbing/tickling you…

And Michael is the type of guy who would need to be sleeping in the same bed as you every night. He wouldn’t be able to shut his eyes until you were beside him and he could wrap his arms around you as though you were his teddy and nuzzle his head into your neck. But obviously when he was on tour, that wouldn’t be possible. So every night you’d get a phone call and hear an instant whine, ‘babyyy, I can’t get to sleeep,’ and you’d have to talk to him until he was content and tired enough to rest. Although sometimes he would call you while you were at school or work and he’d have to listen to shuffle your way into the bathroom so nobody could see or hear you, and instead of calming him to slumber, it would just make him laugh and find it more difficult to fall asleep…

But Michael would also be that non-stop talkative idiot who needs your approval and reassurance before he makes a single move. So you would constantly receive texts like so…

And you wouldn’t even realise that your replies sounded frustrated until Michael would call you later that night and be immediately grumbling and mumbly like, 'Y/N, I don’t mean to be so clingy but I just value your opinion so much, baby, and I never want to do anything that you wouldn’t like and you’re like my backbone, you know? And it’s so hard when I’m on the other side of the world becau-’ and you’d have to interrupt like, 'Michael, be quiet, I love it when you’re clingy,’ and he’d just pause and be like, 'seriously?’ and you’d laugh a little and kind of admit to yourself and him that, 'yeah, I guess it’s just an obscure way for me to be aware than I’m needed in someone’s life’ and he’d be smiling like a douche and, 'you’re right, sweet heart. You’re so needed and important to myself and so many other people and I’m so lucky to have you at all. I love you.’

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Luke / Ashton / Calum 

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Brothers be like...
  • Itachi: "Otouto, could you extend your right arm and grab my phone."
  • Sasuke: *Turns his head to the left*
  • Sasuke: "Where?"
  • Shisui: "That is your left sweety."
  • itachi: "Aren't you too old to confuse right with left."
  • Sasuke: "I thought you meant your right."
  • Itachi: lair, we have the same right."
  • Shisui: "Neh Princes, remember the hand you write with, that is your left-"
  • Sasuke: "But....I can write with both hands."
  • Itachi: "The hand you write best with-"
  • Sasuke: "The only difference between left and right are that right writes cursive."
  • Shisui: "really?! You can use both hands?"
  • Itachi: "No fucking way."
  • Shisui: "AAah is little Itachi jelly because he can't even write with his dominant hand?"
  • Itachi: "I can!"
  • Shisui: "cannot!"
  • Madara: "Why are they arguing?"
  • Sasuke: "it started with me confusing my right with my left-"
  • Madara: "I knew you were fucking stupid. Let me help you. With what hand do you masturbate the most?"
  • *silence emerged*
  • Sasuke: *scratches head*
  • Madara: "Yeah the hand you are trying to hide in that mess you call hair, that's your masturbation hand, so that is your left. Remember."
  • It was that point out that I never confused left with right....for the rest of the day.