i can't even read books anymore

captain-sodapop  asked:

I don't think we can go to SE Hinton for canon questions anymore gotDAMN. Woman is senile. She can't remember her book for shit I'm cackling and also hella angry oh my GOD

Personally, I think it’s more that’s she’s just blatantly pulling stuff out of her ass and trying to pretend it was always meant to be canon than it is she’s just gone crazy, but you’re right.

I mean most of the questions about canon she gets she either responds with “figure it out yourself” or “ugggh why don’t you try reading the BOOK” when she can’t even remember the details from her own books right, so, yeah, I don’t think we’re really going to get anything very helpful out of her anytime soon.

I was actually going to ask her a question about middle names while we were on the topic (she ignored the Tweet), because I’ve almost always seen Steve’s middle name being Lucas and Two-Bit’s middle name being Daniel, but lately I’ve been seeing some people say that it’s Jacob and David, respectively, and I wanted to know if she’d come up with either of these herself (the same way she did w/ their birthdays and star signs) or if they were just headcanons that got really popular.

But, yeah, she ignored it (three questions was probably exceeding my limit), and you know what? I don’t really give a fuck. Even if one of those is “official,” it’s not in the book and, therefore, going off of her logic,that means it’s not canon, and I don’t have to listen to it. 

From now on, I say we just think of her books as being public domain, in the sense that they belong to us now–all of us–and we can do whatever we want with them, and if we have a question about something in canon, we can just make it up our damn selves and consider it official. And the answers are going to be slightly different for everybody because we all have our own ideas and our own interpretations, and that’s perfectly fine. It’s great, actually. These stories belong to everybody, and everybody has their own special version of them that’s a little different from the rest–and none of them, absolutely none of them, require a stamp of approval from the creator. It’s out of her hands now.

That said:

  • Mrs. Curtis’s first name was Louise.
  • Curly and Angela are fraternal twins, but Angela is older by 2 minutes and 45 seconds exactly. She’s very quick to remind Curly of this fact in any given situation. Their mom wasn’t planning on/didn’t know she was having twins, and Curly being the second means that he’s always been made to feel like the unwanted, accident child. :(
  • Steve’s full name is Steven Lucas Randle and Two-Bit’s full name is Keith Daniel Mathews.
  • Soda’s full name is Sodapop Patrick Curtis. His birth certificate says Sodapop Patrick Curtis. End of discussion.

more gems from the official kh CoM novel:

I wonder if I really will meet someone from my memories in this castle… I want to meet—Sora. More than Kairi, more than anything, I want to see Sora. I want to see him—and apologize.

….hmmmm

As long as I was with Sora, I could go anywhere. That’s what I thought. 

…..HMMMMMM

“Kairi, wait here in front of the door. I’ll go get Sora!”

“Wait, Riku!”

I broke into a run, ignoring Kairi’s voice. It was because I had to go get Sora.

Sora! Sora! Sora! We can get outside of this world!

O___O

At that moment, I didn’t even notice what was happening around me. I didn’t even look. Sora, at the end of my outstretched hand, was so much more important than everything else.

PLEASE! 

I hate how Sora tramples on my heart unaware. It doesn’t mean I hate Sora himself—but to me, who will never be as gentle and honest as he is, I get jealous, I can’t stand it…

*SIGH* i’m out

anonymous asked:

I never had a homstuck phase, but I did have an Undertale and Percy Jackson phase (both of which the actual stories are AMAZING but the fandoms r really cringey) and I still regret every decision made. I can't even look back at my posts due to how cringey they were.

// I never had a PJO phase but I did read the books and I LOVE THEM! (I can’t wait to finally read the Heroes of Olympus books tho) but I never felt like,,, strongly attached to it fandom wise… But undertale?? HOO boy that was like… My Homestuck phase part 2

I still like you. Tell me you do not like me, and maybe it would hurt enough that I would let go. I am not sure.
—  10:34pm thoughts// actually, no, I’m not fine and certainly not okay

03/06/16 || I’m nearly done with my notes, like I have 20 pages left on a total of 90 wich is great, I have a week and a half before my exam so I still have time to revise the first semester notes and all my book schemes and all the history events. I’m not sure how I feel about this, I really want this exam to be over even though I have other 2 exams after this, I Can’t wait for that feeling you get just after an exam of feeling so relieved that it’s over and you don’t have to study those things anymore. Also tomorrow I’m going to try and document with snapchat my study routine and then write a post about it.

nevertrustawildfox  asked:

I can't even find the words to tell you how much I love your blog right now <3 I've just logged onto Tumblr for the first time in ages to tell you that because even though I'm not active anymore, I check your blog regularly and I've just finished re-reading every single fic on the top 25 list and it made me so emotional and I'm gonna shut up now because I can't deal with all the happy feels

there are so many good fics on that list. like the writers in the sterek fandom are just so amazing. ive stopped reading regular books for like a year because of how good these fics are. so a million props for fanfic writers (even through all the shit there)

 i am glad this blog helps by sifting through 36,315+ fics. but i wouldnt get through it without messages like this <3

anakinskywaltzer  asked:

Hi! I just discovered your blog and was going through the Sandor tag and I found something about Arya mentioning he gave her a haircut. I'm just reading the books now and I'm starting ADWD, but I can't recall that scene, do you know what the quote was? (I know you're not posting about the show anymore, but I believe this was in asoiaf? sorry if it isn't!)

Oh, you mean the best haircut ever!? (Almost as good as the blanket burrito.)

The passage is in Arya’s chapter right before the Red Wedding, so I’m not surprised it was overlooked.

What would [Roose Bolton] do if he saw her? He probably won’t even know me. She looked more like a drowned rat than a lord’s cupbearer these days. A drowned boy rat. The Hound had hacked handfuls of her hair off only two days past. He was an even worse barber than Yoren, and he’d left her half bald on one side.

–ASOS, Arya X

anonymous asked:

i tried to wait but I can't anymore. I can't even talk to the damn suicide prevention line cuz my mom took my phone. I've had enough! 4 years is enough. 4 years in not just a "phase" Tonight my last breath will be a sigh of relief.

No. You are not going to die tonight. You are going to sleep and wake up in the morning. You’re going to travel all over the world and meet new people, you’re going to college, you’re going to read new books, watch new movies, make new friends, read more poetry, you are going to fall in love, you are going to get married, and you are going to start a family, Please do not give up. I understand things are tough right now but you can’t give up, everything will get better. I understand that you’ve gone through so much pain, the heartbreaks, the crying, telling people you’re okay when really you’re dying inside, losing your close friends, people left you, and guess what? You are still here. And I’m proud of you. So please stay, please stay strong, people love you and care about you. And most importantly stay for yourself because there is so much to look forward to in life. Think of all the people you will leave behind. I know it feels like no one loves you, but you have to believe people do. I do. And I know it feels like you can’t live with yourself but there are people who can’t live without you. It may not be okay tomorrow or the next day but eventually it will be. You’re a human & you deserve to be happy just like everybody else. If that means you have to tell yourself everything’s okay so be it because I know that you’re an amazing person & you can do this. I love you so much I know you will get through this. Please don’t give up. I love you.

anonymous asked:

Sebastian I'm in pain I'm still not over how Harry's hand!!!! literally!!!!! engulfs!!!!! Louis'!!!!! I always thought it was an exaggeration when people said it in fics!!! Is this what I get for doubting how smol Louis is?? Imagine Harry's huge hands encompassing Louis' waist!!!! His thumbs meeting in the middle!!! Big hands made for Louis' thicc ass!!! IMAGINE THEM CUPPING LOUIS' FACE!!! RUBBING HIS LITTLE TUMMY!!! I can't do this anymore I'm so 😫😫😫

OKAY but Louis in one of those moods where he just really wants to feel as small as he is, even smaller maybe because they’re in the privacy of being with each other, Louis in Harry’s lap kissing at his neck and laughing when Harry kisses behind his ear tickling the sides of his tummy with his spindly fingers.

And he spends the day just constantly getting into Harry’s lap whenever he can. When Harry’s sitting, reading a book after doing the laundry, when Harry’s trying to continue to understand American football on the couch in front of the t.v, after a meal when he feels especially sleepy and just wants to tuck his face into Harry’s neck, Harry always holds him nice and tight and keeps him close and whispers the sweetest things, running his big hand through his soft fluffy hair and across his thigh that’s resting over Harry’s.

Harry’s tiny little scruff muffin who huffs and squeaks in his sleep sometimes, until they’re in bed and Harry unwraps himself from around him so Louis can wrap around his back instead, clutching onto his big Harry like a lil backpack, Harry’s lil koala boy.

anonymous asked:

I've only been watching you for a week, and I have cried because I've laughed so hard at your videos (and Phil's too). Like honestly, I have this 600 paged book to read before school starts NEXT WEEK plus two others and I keep saying "one more video, one more video" jc whats happened to me? It hurts how much I have grown dependent on your video, I can't even school anymore.

ok so I’m not Dan but i really think you should finish your book

darkmistyday-deactivated2016122  asked:

Just read on your "about" page that you're from Kentucky...me too! *high five* For what it's worth you're making me very proud running this blog and representing our state as being educated and knowledgeable, something the media portrays us as being the opposite of. Your blog is incredible and I can't wait to buy the book next year :)

Kentuckians unite! Even though I don’t live there anymore, I have an enduring fondness for my home state. It gets a bad rap.