i can't even deal with the two of you

Yuri on Ice is a sports anime about Viktor and Yuuri. Two bros who enjoy doing bro-like things together.

Including:

- naked yoga.

- sleeping together (in a bro way/no homo)

- various public displays of affection from bro-hugs to bro-kisses.

- holding hands so your bro does get lost in a crowd

- getting brogaged so all your friends know what good bros you are!

- bromantic ice dancing in matching outfits while caressing each other’s faces IN A BRO WAY.

2

I’M SCREAMING

I’M SCREAMING SO MUCH

THIS CHAPTER GOT EVEN BETTER

IT’S NOT JUST ONE NICE HAIR GUY

THERE ARE TWO NICE HAIR GUYS

I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING

  • Me Two Days Ago: I mean… Look. I’m just not really into shipping and fan fiction and, you know, that kind of fandomy stuff. Okay? It's not that big a deal. I don’t get what the fuss is about.
  • Me Today: WHOOT WHOOT!! *waves fan art in the air and hoists the fan fic flag* ALL ABOARD THE SHIPPING SHIP!!

Everyone’s always talking about how Dan ships Phan way too much but you’re forgettting Phil who:

• made Dan touch him on the chest and the forehead

• is always the one who refers to everything they do as their children

• for the Just Dance vid, chose Girlfriend, Crazy in Love, and Toxic (pfft don’t tell me that doesn’t sound like he’s implying something)

AND 2009 PHIL:

• putting his head on dan’s chest

• tackling dan

• tweets. boyfriend tweets.

geez these guys don’t even bother hiding it

scott patterson: there are two that are penultimate luke and lorelai scenes. it will be the scenes to end all luke and lorelai scenes. they are just fantastic.

me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Writing Commissions Open!

Hi everyone!

I’m actually paying rent in order to live somewhere this summer since I don’t really want to go home for three months (I’m trans and don’t want to deal with deadnaming and family drama) so I’m opening up writing commissions to help pay the rent!

I’ll be doing commissions all summer, and I expect about a two-week turnaround time.

Prices (minimum donation):

$12.50 for 1500-2000 words

$25 for 3000-4000 words

$45 for 6000-7000 words

OR

$1 per 100 words

Add 10% of whichever option you choose if you’d like smut.

My specialties as a writer: Angst, Torture, Mindcontrol, Superheroes

Fandoms: Young Justice, Batman Comics, Dragon Age, Worm, Magic the Gathering, Homestuck, Percy Jackson (and extended universe), Young Elites, Young Avengers, An Ember in the Ashes, Shadowhunters, Star Wars (cinematic universe), Fighting Monsters

I am also happy to include OCs as long as you provide a reference.

Things I will not write: Self-harm

If you’d like to see some of the stuff that I have written, here are a couple of links:

Young Justice Fluff, Young Elites AngstOriginal Superhero Fiction

You can message me on tumblr or e-mail me directly at schismsstories@gmail.com

You know what would be absolutely perfect. A siren!bill and siren!dipper story!!!! Oh man. The possibilities are great, like Bill could be a well-rounded and talented siren that can make anyone fall for his spell even other sirens, and Dipper is one that isn’t great so it leads to them making a deal. Or Dipper accidentally entering Bill’s hunting grounds, and then storyline stuff happens or I don’t know something with the two of them. The possibilities are endless.