i can't even believe you're real

The beginnings of love for the signs
  • If you have a girl in mind check Venus+moon
  • If you have a boy in mind check Mars+moon
  • Check sun if you wish ;)
  • Aries: lots of hand gestures and eye contact and facial expressions whenever you two have a conversation (you'll love it and soak it all up), lots of food dates (they want to make sure you're comfortable around them), picking you up and twirling you around and quick cheek kisses, "you always calm me down"
  • Taurus: they'll show you the secret places they go to chill (this can be anything from a flower garden to Starbucks to an underground club just be ready honestly), they'll let you push them around like no one else dares to, they'll tell you that you're different and special (because in their eyes you're truly one of a kind), "oh, you have to go? Are you sure your don't want to stay around just a little longer?"
  • Gemini: expect lots of chats over the phone (they've realized that they can't hear your laugh or your stutters through text), "looks" from across the room when something stupid happens, just chilling at your place sounds like a good time to them, "hey, you're just like me"
  • Cancer: nose scrunching and suppressed smirks when you say something dirty (you could tell they were thinking the same thing), lots of high fives quick touches, asking lots of questions about you (they'll wriggle out of answering yours, but they're just trying to make sure you're one of their kind) "thanks for being patient with me"
  • Leo: whispers in your ear (they don't have to, but you can feel their grin on your cheek), bodies pressed together type hugs, admitting to stalking your social media (you'll call them a creep but you'll be blushing), "you know, I'd do anything for you..."
  • Virgo: they could listen to you speak all day (they love learning more about you), little things that go almost unnoticed (like putting an umbrella in your car or buying you new headphones when you complain about your others), you'll get to see their silly side (and you'll love it), "don't worry I'll take care of it"
  • Libra: they'll talk about how well you two look together (they'll want lots of pics of you two or just you), introduces you to friends and family, your head rested on their arm or their head in the nook of your neck (you're their safe place now), "I like you, you're genuine. it's really... refreshing, you know?"
  • Scorpio: mixing paints until they find the exact shade of your eyes (even if they're brown, they're a special kind of brown to them), opening their mouth to say something then closing it immediately because they don't want to scare you away, touches that linger a little bit too long to be just friendly, "finally, SOMEONE understands!"
  • Sagittarius: lots and lots of jokes made to get under your skin (throw it back at 'em twice as hard), making lots of plans because they really wanna hang out with you, all Sagittarius's are philosophers just wait and they'll show you, "hey I saw this thing and it sorta reminded me of you so here you go"
  • Capricorn: showing you what they geek about (believe me, it's there), gloating about how much better you two are than everyone else, arms over shoulders and hands around your waist randomly (just to shock you ) "I've always needed someone like you in my life"
  • Aquarius: pinching your cheek (just so that they can touch your face), saying things that the two of you are gonna do in the future, bringing you around their friends (and their face lighting up when you charm their asses off) "I can talk with you for hours and about anything... weird right?"
  • Pisces: daydreaming about running into you (even if it's just between classes), them showing you their secret hobbies, they stare into your eyes just a little bit too long (what even is too long?) "I can't believe you're real"
Hamilton bootleg thoughts

It’s hilarious that some anti-bootleg people are saying “I’m not privileged! I’m just saving money to go! And I’ll still have to drive, like, 4 hours!!”
oh no…. how terrible it must be….. four hours….. and here I am, continents away, thinking I was so unfortunate….. oh you have opened my eyes…… 

smh there isn’t even a confirmation that it’s gonna be filmed, just an old article from last year that said it might be filmed: 

“I said we WANT to film the show with this cast before the year is out. That’s all I said. There are no plans for anything yet.”— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) October 5, 2015

come on guys. stop telling us to wait for something that probably isn’t even going to happen. you can guilt-trip me into buying tickets (and I will, with pleasure) when they tour in Armenia. thanks.

11K FOLLOW FOREVER!

So.

I would like to start off by saying a massive THANK YOU. In fact, thank you doesn’t even begin to convey how utterly grateful I am to everyone who has, at some point, clicked that follow button. The fact that over 11,000 people have taken the time to follow my wee blog blows my mind.

Now I’m going to list some of my favourite blogs and write a little about my friends at the bottom! 

(I follow over 400 people so if you’re not on the list I’m sorry! I couldn’t list everyone or I’d have been here all day!)

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Texting with Clint Barton
  • Hawkguy: Damn it.
  • You: What did you do this time?
  • Hawkguy: I'm so fucked.
  • You: What. Did. You. Do? I won't bring you pants again!!!!
  • Hawkguy: What? No!!! I broke our video game, babe.
  • You: Do you mean that you broke MY xbox? I don't even wanna know how.
  • Hawkguy: It's Lucky fault.
  • You: Don't blame the dog, you dumbass.
  • Hawkguy: I've already called Stark.
  • Hawkguy: It's your birthday next week.
  • You: I can't believe it. If Tony finds out when is my real bday you're gonna die.
  • Hawkguy: Fine. Pizza tonight? I got beer and free hugs.
  • You: I'm almost there. I hope there's chocolate too.
  • Hawkguy: Of course! And your favourite thing in the world.
  • You: Aw, baby, did you invited Steve?
  • Hawkguy: Ha. That's not funny.
  • You: I know that you're smiling. And I love you, Barton.
  • Hawkguy: I love you too, babygirl.
Scenario #16
  • You: *gives a present to a 2P that they really hate*
  • 2P!America: *makes no effort to hide disappointment* ...oh
  • 2P!China: hm... this is... nice... *tosses it over his shoulder* the point is that it's from YOU *flirty wink*
  • 2P!England: *tries to smile* oh poppet... you shouldn't have... *smile falls* no, really... you shouldn't have...
  • 2P!France: a present? for me? *is still not over the shock of someone actually giving him a gift*
  • 2P!Russia: I appreciate the gesture.
  • 2P!Italy: *barely looks at it* thank you very much. now, how about I give you a gift as well, hm? *sultry voice* Would you like a kiss on your lips or your cheek?~
  • 2P!Germany: what the hell? This present sucks! *laughs* you're such a dork. *noogies your head*
  • 2P!Japan: *bows deeply* I must show you my gratitude, even if I hate the gift. By the way, I hate it.
  • 2P!Canada: *murmurs* hm... thanks... *eye twitch*
  • 2P!Romano: *coos* you even wrapped it so cutely~ well aren't you just a precious little angel? *pinches your cheeks* I... love the gift, I do! *he doesn't*
  • 2P!Austria: *forces out a laugh* now where's the real present, sweetie pie?
  • 2P!Prussia: I can't believe you wanted to give me something... I-I'm honored! *happy tears* no one's ever given me a present before... I'll treasure this forever, okay? *smiles and hugs gift to his chest*
  • me, before marrissey wrecked my life: wow this smiths song is pretty romantic, wonder who it's about
  • me, after marrissey wrecked my life: the entire smiths discography is about johnny marr also did i mention that the first time they met in morrissey's room johnny put on you're the one which was practically symbolism about their tumultuous but loving relationship to come and johnny also sent a letter to morrissey after the smiths ended because he was concerned that morrissey was unhappy and that time morrissey thanked john maher of wythenshawe (which was where johnny grew up) when he received an award and they have admitted multiple times in interviews how much the other meant to them and even though i don't believe in soulmates or fate you can't deny that these two were made for each other and were truly in love MARRISSY WAS REAL YOU HEAR M
My favorite things about your sign (from the point of view of a judgmental libra)
  • ♈Aries: y'all balance me! Yes aries! My BFF is aries, we have so much fun, I love your decisiveness and we calm each other and we help each other be better.
  • ♉️Taurus: love your loyalty and down to earthiness. #nodrama and I love that.
  • ♊️Gemini: I know Gemini is really misunderstood but I love you, y'all are the smartest and most interesting, you challenge me and keep me entertained.
  • ♋️Cancer: we can get so sweet and warm and real together. Gimme a call let's have a catharsis.
  • ♌️Leo: OK tbh y'all do way too much but I respect your style. You're always looking fly.
  • ♍️Virgo: your perfectionism can give you a real interesting quirky thing. Virgos can be really funny! But not always in a laughing-with-you way. Sorry.
  • ♎️Libra: we're the only signs that are even human beings. Like wtf is everyone else even doing? Thank god for us.
  • ♏️Scorpio: sexy af
  • ♐️Sagittarius: Sagittarius gives me butterflies. Please love me
  • ♑️Capricorn: caps get shit done on such a level, I honestly can't believe what a Capricorn can get done in like 2 minutes. Respect.
  • ♒️Aquarius: Aquarius is so funny! What even goes on in your brain??? I'm kind of obsessed with everything you say you magnificent weirdos
  • ♓️Pisces: rihanna is a Pisces
Future Darvey Snippets #116
  • ...
  • Harvey: You think of Louis as your boss?!
  • Donna: No! I just let him think he is. [Pauses] Kind of what I did with the previous guy I worked for.
  • Harvey: Whatever happened to that guy?
  • Donna: Oh, you know, he hit the jackpot with some girl. I've heard she's a real catch.
  • [Harvey laughs and for a moment it seems he will reply with one of his usual quips, but the cheeky glint in his eyes softens into something more gentle.]
  • Harvey: He's a lucky guy.
  • Donna: [softly]I thought you didn't believe in luck.
  • Harvey: I think I'm starting to.
  • ...
Robert's eyes could win an Oscar

But for real… Not just because of how cute his puppy dog eyes are, but because of the emotion behind them when he acts. I’ve noticed it in nearly every film he’s in. Even in his young days. I haven’t seen anyone else pull this off.

anonymous asked:

Dude Jennifer Lawrence said that people can't be bisexual, and that it's just a phase and basically that bisexuality isn't a real sexuality. How can you love her when you're bisexual?

y'all take that shit so out of context like when asked if she thought Mystique was bisexual, she said she’s been around 100 years so she probably could have had a lesbian phase which isn’t saying bisexuality doesn’t exist or even saying that bisexuality as a whole is just a phase. like before I realized I was bi, I wasn’t sure I believed in it. she didn’t grow up on tumblr being educated and shit and a lot of people in the world don’t believe in bisexuality but that doesn’t matter to me because I know what I am and I don’t need to prove it to anyone. she’s a celebrity so everything she says is gonna be scrutinized so like unless you’re going to legitimately take her words and use them, don’t make false claims

Since I’ve pretty much reached an incredible follower goal, I decided it was time to remake my follow forever! Thank you all for putting up with me, and continuing to follow me even when my blog seemed to change fandoms so fast. I’ve made some amazing friends on this website and it makes me really happy I decided to start this blog

And a shout out to Kris for the awesome graphic! 

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You're an Actress and He Visits You on Set- Imagine #189
  • Luke: You had always wanted to be an actress, but you didn't like how it took you away from Luke. Between both of your busy schedules you two never saw each other anymore. However, today he texted you saying he had a surprise for you and for the rest of the day that's all you could think about. You bounced your way through hair and makeup, pissing off the people who had to tell you countless times to calm down. As you went through your costuming, you nearly got stabbed with a pair of scissors twice all because you wanted to know what your boyfriend was gonna surprise you with. As you stood on the set, you barely listened to the instructions the director was shouting at everyone. But as soon as action was called, you had to suppress your happy thoughts. You went to being very serious, since this was when you were supposed to kiss your co star who in the movie you hated. Playing along with the character, you went to slap your co star but he took your wrist and bent you back, quickly kissing you. It was just a stage kiss, but you had to make it look serious. You put his hand on his neck and quickly pinched it, causing him to roll onto the floor in pain. The director called a cut and you walked off the set to your dressing room, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand. As you closed the door you felt someone push you against the wall and cover your eyes. "Someone better wash her mouth out with soap," he purred in your ear as your giddiness came back. "Luke!" You said wrapping your arms around his waist as he wrapped his around your shoulders. "God I've missed you," he said kissing your head. "Did you see that scene?" You asked looking up at him. "Yeah," he grumbled, kicking at the ground a bit before looking back up at you. "And now I must win back your heart with a true love's kiss," he states valiantly. You both lean in and he stops abruptly, spritzing Listerine spray into your mouth. Your eyes shoot open in surprise and Luke laughs a but before pulling you back in for a real kiss.
  • Michael: "I can't believe you're playing Mary-Jane in Spider-Man," Michael says, for the millionth time, as he follows you throughout the set, practically out of his skin. "You're such a nerd," you say with a laugh and a roll of the eyes. "You're not even Jesus that I'll be kissing up on a superhero?" you ask him, eyebrow raised. "Hey, if someone's gonna steal you from me, at least it's someone as cool as Spider-Man." You watch him buzz around, touching everything in sight, laughing to yourself a bit. "Hey man, you might wanna be a little careful with those," Andrew Garfield chimes in as he walks past in full costume. Michael stares at his retreating figure for a moment before turning to look at you, a question in his eyes. "Go on," you sigh. "EXCUSE ME SIR, I'M A HUGE FAN," you hear him yelling as he runs off, laughing to yourself at the fact that this is probably the first time you've ever seen him run.
  • Calum: You're reading through your script in your dressing room, focused and in character when you hear a familiar voice from behind you: "Well this is a lot ore boring than I thought it'd be." You whip around quickly and see Calum standing there with what looks to be like a fake sunflower in his hand. "Did you steal that from the set?" you ask, eyebrows furrowed, gesturing toward the item in question. "I use my only day off to come see you, and that's the first thing you say?" he teases, with a laugh. You stand up from your seat, a smile on your face, and walk over to him, wrapping your arms around his shoulders as soon as you're close enough. "To be fair, you called me boring right when you walked in..." "Wrong. I called the situation boring. Oh, here I got this for you," he says handing you the flower. "I got it from the set," he says with a smirk. You just shake your head and laugh before greeting him properly with a loving kiss.
  • Ashton: You and a couple of of you co-stars are standing over by the empty craft service table, hungry and confused as to why the food hasn't been put out yet, since it's always ready by the time you're all on break. One of the people you're chatting with begins to cheer and you turn around to see four guys in uniforms bringing in the food and placing it on the table. "This one's special for you, ma'am," one of them says, holding a cupcake up to you. He looks up at you from under his cap and you smile. "Ashton!" you exclaim brightly before embracing him. "Awww," you hear from the other three guys. You don't even have time to say something to them before Ashton is pulling you in for a long-awaited kiss.