i can't do lighting for shit

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turn off the lights // panic! at the disco

8

The prologue + first chat of V route is a gift

club penguin bans sentence starters
  • "i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"
  • "holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"
  • "i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"
  • "why is the only angry one black?"
  • "get in loser, we're going sledding,"
  • "jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"
  • "ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"
  • "i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"
  • "i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"
  • "i could go back and pretend to be you,"
  • "fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"
  • "you're tearing this family apart, ___"
  • "what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"
  • "i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"
  • "wanna hear a joke? your future,"
  • "i would like to order all the money,"
  • "when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"
  • "do it for the vine,"
  • "you dress like an idiot,"
  • "girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"
  • "hey you forgot something. your social life,"
  • "help me hide this body in here,"
  • "did you just propose, using emojis?"
  • "do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"
  • "it's called capitalism,"
  • "thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"
  • "shit, we on national television,"
  • "bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"
  • "can you leave my house please?"
  • "i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"
  • "can i pay you in swag?"
  • "excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"
  • "what the flipper?"
  • "santa isn't real,"
  • "what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"
  • "a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"
  • "locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"
  • "man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"
  • "fuck it, i ain't running,"
  • "hey, do you wanna join my gang?"
  • "i'll ask my mom,"
  • "smooth as butter,"
Things you can do while laying by the toilet during migraine:
  • -Wonder where that mark on the side of the tub came from
  • -count tiles until you can't take the light anymore
  • -groan aggressively at the cat who is confused
  • -design projects that you will literally never do
  • -vow never to leave the house again
  • -cry
  • -realize the wallpaper in here is disgusting
  • -turn lights off again
  • -decide you're probably mediocre-looking at best
  • -roll around
  • -think of all the shit you could be doing
  • -turn the lights back on and panic because you almost barf
  • -can't barf, curse the gods
  • -turn the light back off
  • -become suddenly religious and try praying
  • -ask the cat to kill you
  • -realize there is no God and space is huge and you're already almost one-third dead.
  • -be very still
  • -hate the guy mowing outside i mean who the hell mows this late that motherf
  • me: dd/lg is bad
  • dd/lg community: What the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little hater? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in daddy's little daycare, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret playtimes with daddy, and I have over 300 confirmed cummies. I am trained in pweasing daddies and I’m the top little in the entire dd/lg community. You are nothing to me but just another hater. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this site, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that mean stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, meanie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of daddies across the site, and your main is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, meanie butt. The storm that wipes out the kinkshaming little thing you call your blog. You’re done for. I can be online anywhere, anytime, and I can call daddy on you in over seven-hundred ways, and that’s just with my baby talk. Not only am I extensively trained in wearing diapers and sucking pacifiers, but I have access to the entire community and I will use it to its full extent to call you vanilla and say you only have missionary sex while listening to Kenny G with the lights off, you big doody head. If only you could have known what scawy things your anti-kink comment was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have stayed out of the lives of two fully consenting adults. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now my daddy will send you anon hate, you vanilla meanie. I will shit in a diaper and say so in every princess, pink and cartoon post that I come across and you can't do anything about it or you're kinkshaming me (which is homophobic btw). You're just a hater, you anti-kinkster.

So I saw the trailer for the death note adaptation Netflix is doing and I already know I’m going to steer clear of the pile of garbage. Not only is it white washed but Light Turner looks so pathetic and unsure compared to Light who always had an air of confidence and self righteous arrogance- Light Turner looks like he’s about to shit his pants when the cops roll up. Also, it looks like white Misa and white Light are going to be in some typical bullshit romance.

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Friday the 13th: ohmlirious
  • Notification:
  • Ohm picks up Walkie talkie.
  • Notification:
  • Delirious picks up Walkie talkie.
  • Delirious: ohm? someone’s following me
  • Delirious: i can hear the fucker
  • Ohm: where r u?
  • Delirious: walking through the woods.
  • Ohm: alone at night??
  • Delirious: it was a shortcut to the lodge!
  • Ohm: but why'd you-
  • Delirious: shit, I heard it again!!
  • Delirious: it’s fuckin' creepy!
  • Ohm: what does it sound like?
  • Delirious: um... It's like leaves crunching beneath heavy feet.
  • Ohm: it's probably just a cat.
  • Delirious: cat’s don’t have heavy feet ohm!
  • Ohm: delirious, relax..your outside. it’s windy. there are noises.
  • Delirious: yeah i guess..
  • Ohm: so..why’d u leave so early? thought you were staying the night?
  • Delirious: i changed my mind
  • Ohm: well..u left you cabin keys here.
  • Delirious: shit.
  • Delirious: alright, I'm coming back for them. What camp you at again? higgins haven?
  • Delirious: i’ll be there in 10 minutes.
  • Ohm: are you sure u don’t wanna stay this time?
  • Delirious: yes. i’m sure.
  • Ohm: is there something wrong? I feel like I'm missing something?
  • Delirious: ...i saw his pic on ur phone.
  • Ohm: whose pic?
  • Delirious: that Angel looking son of a bitch from saltwater camp...i saw him sitting in your fucking lap too.
  • Ohm: wait you mean Bryce?
  • Delirious: i always knew you had a blonde hair fetish.
  • Ohm: we’re just friends..
  • Delirious: HE WAS IN YOUR LAP.
  • Ohm: shh delirious.
  • Delirious: sitting there with your fucking arm's around him.
  • Delirious: are you serious ohm?
  • Ohm: delirious please
  • Delirious: i know. i’m not supposed to care.
  • Ohm: that’s not what i was going to say
  • Ohm: u were the one who didn’t want anything serious.
  • Delirious: look ohm, we need to
  • Delirious: FUCK
  • Delirious: the crunching sounds closer now.
  • Delirious: the footsteps are…
  • Delirious: oh shit, he's walking faster.
  • Delirious: why won't this bitch quit stalking me!!
  • Ohm: are you near a car?
  • Delirious: No! I'm on the other side of the fucking map!
  • Delirious: shitshitshitshit
  • Delirious: i heard a cough ohm!
  • Delirious: there's someone near me.
  • Ohm: hide behind a tree?
  • Delirious: no! I need to get to a house ohm, God.
  • Ohm: just hurry up!
  • Delirious: theirs definitely footsteps. following me.
  • Ohm: do you see anyone behind you?
  • Delirious: I can't see far. It's too dark.
  • Ohm: just use your flash light!!
  • Delirious: oh right hang on.
  • Delirious: Fuckfuckfuck OHM!
  • Delirious: HE'S WEARING A MASK!
  • Ohm: delirious, just stay calm.
  • Ohm: maybe it's just a prank?
  • Delirious: he's got an axe!
  • Ohm: ..walk faster
  • Delirious: i’m running!
  • Ohm: are you losing him?!
  • Delirious: NO!
  • Delirious: he's running his ass off too!!
  • Ohm: that's it i'm calling police.
  • Ohm: where are you exactly?
  • Ohm: delirious?
  • Ohm: HELLO????
  • Ohm: fuck, this is all my fault
  • Ohm: i should have never let you leave the cabin.
  • Ohm: i should have told you that...
  • Delirious: ohm?
  • Ohm: oh thank god!
  • Ohm: I called the cops and they said there on there way.
  • Ohm: where are you?
  • Delirious: i’m at camp evergreen.
  • Delirious: I tripped while running.
  • Delirious: I think I fell down a slope and hit my head.
  • Ohm: did you lose the guy?
  • Delirious: no, that mother fucker's still here somewhere.
  • Delirious: i can hear him breathing. That son of a bitch.
  • Ohm: GET OUT OF THERE NOW!!!
  • Delirious: I can't.
  • Ohm: WHY?
  • Delirious: I think i broke my leg.
  • Delirious: he's looking for me ohm.
  • Ohm: don't worry i'm coming over to get you.
  • Ohm: tell me exactly where you are.
  • Delirious: um.. I dunno? near some big tree? I can see the tents from here if that helps.
  • Ohm: stay put. i'll be there soon
  • Delirious: i feel really faint.
  • Ohm: hang in there delirious. Just keep talking to me.
  • Delirious: ohm. he's getting closer.
  • Delirious: i hear him.
  • Delirious: his voice…
  • Delirious: he's talking to me.
  • Ohm: I can't hear him? what's he saying?
  • Delirious: he's calling my name.
  • Delirious: saying that i've got this all wrong.
  • Delirious: he just keeps repeating it. over and over.
  • Delirious: ohm what does he mean?
  • Delirious: his voice sounds weird...
  • Delirious: like a tractor.
  • Ohm: are you feeling alright delirious?
  • Delirious: no. my head feels funny.
  • Delirious: I'm feeling sleepy
  • Ohm: just keep talking to me. Well make it through this I promise!
  • Ohm: what kind of tree do you see?
  • Delirious: what?
  • Ohm: that tree you said was near you.
  • Ohm: what does it look like?
  • Delirious: ah...it's a big red tree.
  • Delirious: ohm. i'm scared.
  • Delirious: he's here.
  • Ohm: i'm almost there delirious!
  • Ohm: I've found the tents.
  • Delirious: i can see his feet
  • Ohm: hold on, i'm running to you!!!
  • Delirious: this is it ohm.
  • Delirious: he's found me.
  • Delirious: it's over.
  • Ohm: no wait! Delirious! i see the tree!
  • Ohm: i'm here!!!
  • Ohm: your jackets on the ground.
  • Ohm: oh god there's blood.
  • Ohm: where are you???
  • Ohm: fuck!!
  • Ohm: what have i done?
  • Ohm: i didn't mean it delirious.
  • Ohm: that morning with Bryce.
  • Ohm: it wasn't real.
  • Ohm: i asked him to come over so you'd get jealous.
  • Ohm: the lap thing was his idea.
  • Ohm: i wanted you to care.
  • Ohm: i wanted you to want something more serious.
  • Ohm: delirious are you there??
  • Ohm: why is there so much blood everywhere?
  • Ohm: DELIRIOUS???
  • *Delirious*: never knew you felt that way...
  • Ohm: your alive!!
  • Ohm: you sound odd..
  • Ohm: are you okay?
  • Ohm: where are you?
  • *Delirious*: back at higgins haven...
  • Ohm: what happened?
  • *Delirious*: come over, and i’ll tell you...
  • Ohm: alright I'm walking over now
  • *Delirious*: hurry...
  • Ohm: okay, i’m at the front door!
  • Ohm: but all the lights are off.
  • Ohm: the door is locked..
  • Ohm: can you let me in?
  • *Delirious*: i’m coming...
  • Ohm: great! I'm so excited to hold you in my arms.
  • Ohm: wait
  • Ohm: i still have your keys
  • Ohm: but then how did you
  • Ohm: shit!
  • Walkie offline
  • Police Report: Two bodies were found at camp crystal lake.
  • Two males, Both deceased.
  • Light skinned male, black hair, age 29.
  • Tanned skinned male, brown hair, age 33.
  • Suspected cause of death: strangled.
  • Suspected killer: A young blonde male.

anonymous asked:

I love the way jin laughs at his own jokes. Like its not even a light chuckle either he just straight up loses his shit and can't even finish sometimes

it hits 2 close to home bc i do the same thing

ahem, listen up and imagine Michael Gay Mell and Jeremy Queer and Heere dancing in the kichen together wildly to some Panic!, and other emo bops in socks. While cooking some pasta at like 3 in the morning and every light in the house is on and blankets, and dvds are sprawled out everywhere. Michael is twirling jeremy around and dipping him. picking him up. Jeremy is doing some 80’s disco moves which makes Michael laugh.

Then, my dear gays, imagine, them, slow dancing in the same kitchen but their bellies are full of pasta and wine cause they’re classy moms. Keaton Henson and The Smiths are playing and the only light is coming from the laundry scented candle jerm bought Michael and the oven light. jerms face is buried in Michaels shoulder and he’s basically just hugging Michael. Michael is softly singing along in jerms ear and his forearms are resting on jerms hips. they’re doing a really bad slow dance because they’re classy not cultured.


EVERYTHING IS HAPPY SHIT ITS 4 AND THIS IS TERRIBLE BUT I WANT IT

shall we dance?

 @whimsical-writer said: Fluff Prompt: Carolina doesn’t ask for two AIs, and thus South gets the Happiness/Joy AI (I don’t know if we know which that is of Eta and Iota :“u)

Characters: Agent South, Agent North, Iota

Warnings: None

Words: 1089

On AO3

South hated dance classes as a child. Ballet, especially, was infuriating – she wasn’t allowed to run and shout and jump but had to stand at the barre with everyone else, back straight, chin up, arm just so. Every class more rigid and structured than the last, until Quetlyn called her “sausage-legs” and South punched her in the face. And, well, that was the end of ballet classes.

(“Good job,” North had whispered to her afterwards, so serious already at ten years old. Their parents had felt differently.)

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shit said in dnd
  • 'i'm going to get fucking arrested again.'
  • 'I KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I MURDERED, _____.'
  • 'this would be so much easier with ____ here.'
  • 'uhm.... okay. okay okay okay okay okay.'
  • 'you're the one who killed those rats, aren't you?'
  • 'i like him. and i /really/ like that ale.'
  • 'you wanna see if she was reading fuckin porn.'
  • 'i /really/ don't want this to be a sex ring.'
  • 'that's an eight.'
  • 'you'd think these women would have screamed, or something.'
  • 'what if there was another woman?'
  • 'BATMAN SYMBOL AWAY!'
  • '...and of course it was a giant horse dick.'
  • 'ANYWAY...'
  • 'like a dead body?'
  • 'it's okay if you don't remember.'
  • 'she dead, son.'
  • 'MMMMMM. OHHHHHH. THAT'S REALLY GROSS. OHHHHH I TOUCHED A DEAD PERSON.'
  • 'go try and wake that dude up.'
  • 'do you want me to leave the body?'
  • 'well, the knife is still sticking out of his back.'
  • 'i thought there was gonna be a basement.'
  • 'WAIT, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?'
  • 'that's the front door.'
  • 'i'm good with dogs.'
  • 'i'm not good with, uhm..... bodies?'
  • 'i'm gonna think about this, because a lot of things have come to light, and i need to... think about my life choices.'
  • 'every time i say it, i think it's not gonna be as gross, but no, it's still really gross.'
  • 'what is ____ gonna do next?'
  • 'these are their stories.'
  • 'i didn't know she was dead at the time!'
  • 'i can't believe she stabbed him.'
  • 'i can't believe she was DEAD and stabbed him.'
  • 'did you pocket the dagger?'

anonymous asked:

I read the light novels and yeah I still can't see why you like him. Hes a badly written characters, in the books and anime it makes him seem like he can't do no wrong and basically puts him on a pedestal even know he did WAY more shit then the vampires and other bad people. ( except his girlfriend both of them are poorly written characters)

Okay. This started as asking how I could like Guren when he’s a killer and liar and has turned into being about how he’s badly written for not getting punished for his actions. These are separate issues. 

1. Every character is a killer and liar. Even Yoichi. I’m in no way excusing killing and lying, but you can’t just call out a single character for it. He has not done “way more shit than the vampires and other bad people”. Just, no. You can’t tell me he’s done worse than Tenri or Ferid. Or maybe even Shi-chan at this rate. Has Guren fucked up? Yes. But only ever with good intentions. That is what matters. Tenri and more than likely Ferid have acted only in their own self interests. Which makes a huge difference. 

2. If you really read the light novels and manga, you’ll find multiple instances of either Guren himself low key expressing his horror and guilt at bloodshed, or somebody else pointing it out about him. Again, I’m not excusing, but I’d argue on the fact he would “kill people for his own interest”. Guren is not self centered in the slightest. I don’t have time to find all instances, but the Nagoya arc has quite a few. The light novels as well. Like how even possessed by a demon, he can’t bring himself to kill his friends. Or how everything he does is to protect those that serve his family and Mahiru, a damaged girl at the end of a demon possessed rope. After he loses those things, all his actions are for what he perceives as a greater good, that is, restoring humanity. 

3. If it really is about the fact the universe/other characters don’t punish Guren for his actions and make him out as a hero, I fail to see how that’s his fault. If you’re basing this off of hating Guren for his actions, you should be liking Guren. It’s obvious he is aware and tormented by guilt about the apocalypse. Nobody hates Guren more than Guren. And I don’t know how many times I’ve stressed this, but we don’t even know it was truly his fault. It appears like the apocalypse and wiping out of humanity was set in motion and beyond Guren’s control to stop. Beyond even Mahiru’s control. Yet he 100% blames himself. So it makes sense he’s going to great lengths to fix it. Are the great lengths he’s going through “good”? Nope. Is he aware of that? Yep. His guilty looks at Yuu’s infallible smile should be proof enough. He is affected by the impact of his actions on those he cares about. I’m confident those impacts over time will become of major importance later in his decision making. 

Again, I can see and understand how people don’t like him. No skin off my back. What I can’t get past is people making a grey area black. I could make a long list of faults for every last character. But you know what else I can do? Find positive traits for them as well. This type of conversation gets old fast because people tend to defend their point using every last bit of dirt as if it soils all good traits. 

If you want to be set in hating a character, only looking at the bad, that’s fine. I really don’t care. But don’t bring it to a blog you know loves that character and expect them to suddenly “see” all these negative traits and realize the character isn’t worth liking. It’s rude, whether you meant to be judgmental or not. 

TFW u get so MAD and PETTY at the ugly ass 2014 Rainbow Brite reboot you start coming up with ideas for your idealized version of it and it’s so much more complex and depressing than intended to be that u just sit back and ask yourself

“what the fuck why didn’t Hallmark hire me to do the reboot??”

Pit musician starters
  • [ a collection of things I've heard, said, and had said to me while working in the orchestra pit on musicals ]
  • "You'd better get your act together, or I'll give it to someone who can do it."
  • "This is a terrible key to play in."
  • "We're so under appreciated."
  • "What section are we cutting?"
  • "My stand light went out!"
  • "Bitch, you're nothing without us."
  • "*recites lines along with actors*"
  • "If Verdi wanted a piano to play all the parts, that's how he'd write it, so kindly back off."
  • "Don't fall into the pit!"
  • "Get your fucking stuff out of my area."
  • "I need more space!"
  • "It's like the wardrobe to Narnia in here, except it's...well, not."
  • "Stop throwing your shit down here!"
  • "I can't play in these conditions."
  • "I'm tired of these 8 am rehearsals."