i can't do it this ship is killing me

I have 99 problems and my gay ships never becoming canon is most of them

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

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karamel + ‘wake up with me’

supergirl 2.14   |   the flash 3.17

#it’s finally canon  #she finally got her wish  #but next time it better be a morning after together   #i’m just saying    #i’m killing myself making these damn parallels  

lesbian culture is finding a fictional wlw ship to obsess over and then being broken inside when the writers inevitably kill them off EVERY SINGLE TIME.

My Reaction to Mass Effect Andromeda's Squad
  • Cora: Okay, can you tone down the fangirling? It's getting embarrassing. And I'm saying this as someone who used to be able to recite the entire Star Wars Original Trilogy from memory. Also, I'm not entirely sure it's legal for a straight woman to have that hair cut.
  • Liam: Well, since my baby brother can't be here, I am officially adopting you. Also, I agree with Vetra. Put on a god damned shirt.
  • Peebee: Hello, my blue space wife? Do you love me yet, or should I wait until tomorrow to buy the engagement ring and wedding set?
  • Drack: Murder Happy Space Grandpa! Can I have a hug?
  • Vetra: My best friend, and the sister of my heart. I will kill anyone who ever hurts you or anything you love.
  • Jaal: Dude, you are amazing, but for the love of god, never walk around my ship naked again.
  • Kallo: I want to hug you. I don't know why, but every time I set foot on the bridge, I am filled with the overwhelming urge to hug you.
  • Suvi: You are sweet, and lovely and Scottish, and I would love to curl up on a couch and talk to you for hours. Also while I am going to wife Peebee, that pink lip gloss is driving me to distraction. Please, for the love of god, stop wearing it.
  • Lexi: Space Mom. Which is slightly awkward because I hit on you the first time we met, but in my defense, you're insanely attractive.
  • Gil: Dude, I like you, but be nicer to Kallo, or I will put itching powder in your underwear.
  • Scott Ryder: I'm out here saving the cluster, and you're over there "in a medically induced coma." Lazy Asshole.
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NCT’s mentor : Kim Doyoung 👨‍🎓

anonymous asked:

Not vld but tbh I can't believe antis aren't attacking Hannigram. The Hannibal fandom has been completely anti free for the longest time and it's honestly beautiful. But how do they not exist??Hannigram fits the "bad ship" criteria to the letter. I mean damm they killed the ks fandom how have they not touched Hannibal yet. Its strange.

Honestly I don’t even know anti logic baffles me they tend to ignore certain things completely and it makes no logical sense

vimeo

⚣ James and Thomas ⚣ (Black Sails) :: This Love

For  @char7  

Imagine a James Bond AU with Bart as 007, the top agent in the British Secret Intelligence Service, stoic one-woman army with ice-blue eyes and a licence to kill, and Ken as her adorkable sweater-wearing Quartermaster responsible for keeping her supplied with gadgets and banter.

Ken: It always makes me feel a bit melancholy. Grand old war ship. being ignominiously haunted away to scrap… The inevitability of time, don’t you think? What do you see?

Bart: A bloody big ship.

  • Lance: Hey Pidge! Nice of you to come!
  • Hunk: We're all hanging out in the tree house down by the lake, come along!
  • Pidge: Can't.
  • Lance: Why not?
  • Pidge: Can't go in treehouses.
  • Lance: [repeating] Why not?
  • Pidge: Because building a tree house is the biggest insult to a tree.
  • Hunk: How so?
  • Pidge: It's like: “Hey, I killed your friend. Here, hold him for me!”

Replace Plus Extra Chapter 14: Christmas Miracles

What if the Generation of Miracles were Santa?
Kagami: *snore*

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anonymous asked:

ppl always talk about pharahmercy but roadmercy is rly underappreciated (not the ship, in game) I always do stupid strat with one of my hog main friends and ppl just can't kill us (unless they get me first but I Won't Hesitate Bitch) and it's so nice to see road oneshot ppl again

I’ve never seen a mercy pocket a hog but sounds.. frightening in my opinion.

  • Friend: oh I ship Widow and Hanzo BC sniper buddies AAA
  • Me: Well, I ship them because they both have killed someone they love, but being forced to do it, and they have to live with the fact that they killed their loved one. And Hanzo, his brother came back from the dead and forgave him, but Hanzo can't forgive himself. And Widow visits Gerard's grave and it shows that she regrets doing it. Like, they can just cry about it and hold each other tightly and tell each other that its okay and that they're with them.
  • Friend: okay jeez
First priority?
  • Kise: If all of us, Kiseki no Sedai and Kagamicchi, fell off the boat, who would Kurokocchi save first?
  • Kuroko: ... Excuse me?
  • Aomine: How can 7 people fit in a single boat?
  • Akashi: Well, if we're talking about a ship, that's more realistic.
  • Murasakibara: Is there any snacks in the ship?
  • Aomine: How many Mai-chan's magazine were there?
  • Midorima: Aren't you guys talking this way too serious?
  • Kise: And that wasn't the question at all! Kurokocchi?
  • Kuroko: Well, based on how I observed you guys well, I think I'll save Kagami-kun.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Kagami: R-really?
  • Kuroko: Yes, since you can swim, you can save the others while I call out for helpers.
  • Everyone: ...
  • Kise: No, no, Kurokocchi! I'm asking you that you can only save one person and all of us are drowning because we can't swim.
  • Kuroko: All of us took a swimming class.
  • Murasakibara: We'll drown.
  • Kuroko: Well, my answer won't change. All of you can drown till death since I still have things to do with Kagami-kun.
  • Kise: Isn't that way too extreme?
  • Aomine: Tsk, for a second, I thought you would save me.
  • Kuroko: Then, shall I ask you the same question, Aomine-kun?
  • Aomine: Isn't the answer is obvious? I'll save Kise.
  • Kise: Aominecchi!!
  • Aomine: So he can drive the ship back. Saving me for all the shit that I did for saving your ass.
  • Kise: ... Sorry, I just really want to kill you right now.
  • Kuroko: Midorima-kun?
  • Midorima: Akashi.
  • Everyone: Whoaaa!
  • Murasakibara: Why Aka-chin?
  • Midorima: Well, for starters, you should save the smallest one since there's a high chance that they can still float in the ocean.
  • Akashi: All I'm hearing is that you called me short.
  • Midorima: Wait, Akashi! You didn't even let me finish!
  • Akashi: No need for you to finish it, Shintaro.
  • Kuroko: ... Murasakibara-kun?
  • Murasakibara: Whoever got snacks in their pocket...
  • Kagami: How in the world you would know?
  • Murasakibara: Kuro-chin.
  • Kagami: Oi!
  • Akashi: For me, I'll say Tetsuya.
  • Kuroko: Then, I'll save Akashi-kun, as well.
  • Akashi: We can have my private submarine pick us up.
  • Kuroko: That's good, Akashi-kun.
  • Aomine: Hey, isn't it Akashi became way too flirtatious to Tetsu?
  • Kise: Did you just noticed that? They are currently flirting!
  • Kagami: But... Kuroko, I'll save you.
  • Kuroko: Don't worry, Kagami-kun, I can swim.
  • Everyone: ...
  • me: no i can't be bothered to answer my mails or write this really short paper for class bc its so much to do, i am so stressed and i have NO time i HATE writing
  • somehow also me: *writes a 17473 page essay about the way jughead smiled at betty after their kiss*
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #9

-“YOU MEAN THAT WOBBLY BLANCMANGE OF A LIFE PARTNER” I’M WHEEZING
-CHEEKBONES’ IS SO SASSY AND CARING AND I SWEAR SHE’S A LITERAL GODDESS DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
-GOSSIP GURL AND CHEEKBONES ARE SUCH CARING MUMS TRYING TO CALM DOWN BLANCMANGE™ #CHEEKBONEZ
-FLORAL DUDE HIDING FROM DOM IS ME TRYING TO HIDE FROM EXAMS
- I RELATE TOO MUCH TO JAMIE THE NURSE IT’S UNREAL
-LOVELY LESBIAN LADY ™ LOOKS SPICY TODAY I MEAN DAYMNNN
- I PLATONICALLY SHIP NINA AND LLL™ #LOVELY NINA
-IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN: LLL™ LOVES E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E ON HER WARD AND WILL PROTECT THEM AT ALL COSTS!!! SHE’S FUKIN AMAZIN
-“I SAID PERSUADE HIM, NOT PROSTITUTE YOURSELF” I’M DYING DOM IS THE QUEEN OF SHADE
-I SWEAR THIS EPISODE IS JUST NINA BEING THIS CLOSE TO TELLING EVAN TO GO FUK HIMSELF
-THESE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS??WHY ARE MY EYES CREATING WATER LIKE THIS
-HOW THE FUCK DOES SNAKEY MCSNAKESTER KEEP SLIPPING DOWN TO AAU I’VE BARELY SEEN HIM ON DARWIN OR WORKING AT ALL??
-“BELIEVE ME I’VE SEEN MUCH WORSE” LLL™ JUST CASUALLY REMINDING US ALL OF THE DODGYNESS THAT HAS GONE ON AT HOLBY
-WHY ARE THEY BURNING THINGS ON TOP OF A FUCKING HOSPITAL ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL MORE PEOPLE

OVERALL FEELING: I THINK I’M IN LOVE WITH EVERY LADY AT HOLBY??

[IT IS 1X11! LUCY PRESTON HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A GARBAGEMAN, WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO!]

flynn: lucy, you are expendable, we’re not going to do great things after all, are we, WHY DON’T YOU THINK I MIGHT KILL YOU

also flynn: (absolute heart eyes and goony smiles to self when lucy is on stage with houdini, takes her on a coffee date so he can expound on his Garbage Plans™ and promptly ignore her trying to persuade him to be 12% less terrible, buys her fancy dress that goes with his suit, calls her “honey” pretending he’s arguing with his wife, grudgingly admires when she outwits him with houdini)

flynn: still totally might kill you THOUGH!1!11!1

[CUT TO! 1X14 WHEN LUCY’S TECHNICALLY BEEN “KIDNAPPED” BY THE BAD NEWS BEARS AGAIN!]

lucy: yo, trash husband, order your minion to unhand me

flynn: minion, unhand the wife, she is not a prisoner

lucy: now let me talk to charles lindbergh and also do not kill him

flynn: ok honey

karl (in corner): oh my god

(this is for you @extasiswings​ so we can mutually regret our piss poor yet also somehow amazing stanning/shipping choices)