you know after the events in Last Train to Blue Moon Canyon, Charleena wrote a murder-mystery/romance based on the events in the train.
and you know that she made all the characters thinly veiled versions of the real people on the train. and charleena needed a romance so she went for the two people that seemed to have the most “chemistry”
a few months later in a bookstore Joe Hardy is cracking the frick up reading the back cover of the new charleena Purcell in which “Miss Natalie Clue must uncover the murderer and capture the heart of rugged FBI agent Franklin Hardington.”
“This is funny”, Klaus thought, a while later, as he stood in front of his mother’s lifeless body, holding her heart on his right hand. It was indeed amusing, because all of Esther’s worries revolved around what he would become if he possessed his Hybrid powers. What kind of evil the blond would turn out to be. Yet, she did not considered the fact she was the one to blame. She made him. She sentenced a poor boy to a painful childhood just to hide her mistake.
A bitter chuckle left his lips. Yes, killing her was an act of mercy, for the witch deserved way more than a quick death.
The fans: Yo so Sanji’s siblings are all definitely blonde. Like, it would just not make sense if they weren’t, you know? Especially since the Straw Hats confused Yonji for Sanji. Like, that wouldn’t make sense if they weren’t all blonde, right?
Oda: *watching Power Rangers one morning while eating a bowl of Fruit Loops, probably* I have the most brilliant idea!