i can't decide which ones to keep

“what?”

I like the idea of ???% signing even more than originally planned, i think i’m going to do more!

what if Robbie accidentally finds out who one of the kids has a crush on, and they are FLIPPING THEIR ENTIRE SHIT BECAUSE ROBBIE FOUND OUT AND IS PROBABLY GOING TO USE IT AGAINST THEM BECAUSE HE IS THE VILLAIN, and Robbie is promising and promising to no avail, and then he blurts out “WELLIHAVEACRUSHONSPORTACUS” and it ABSOLUTELY calms the child due to the pure shock

and then they have this weird mutual agreement to keep the other’s secret, to cover for the other if necessary, and everybody else is suddenly wondering why they are suddenly getting along way better than before

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i love like all of these bmc aus so i post all of them lol anyways this was based off of this post 

bmc hogwarts au credited to: @gaymermell

(btw sorry i keep changing my art styles but i can’t decide which one i like so it’s going to be a wild adventure my main cool cats until i figure it out)

@aj—-leo The funny thing is, you’re spot on in your observation, but the one bit of important information that is missing from this scene is the time, place and setting, which imo leads to the assumption that it could be Blake/Merc! And I can totally see it, too - except that Merc wouldn’t offer her “an out” like this guy does because, and you can’t know this since it’s not in the snippet, she basically throws herself at him. So all in all solid interpretation, but not the right ship ((I was pleased as punch about Chibi Merc and Blake tho you have no ideaaaaa)).

White & Black (1)
  • *In another dimension*
  • White!Genos: Huh?....Where....am I...?*Jumps as he hear's a noise behind him, poising his hand to defend himself.* Who's there? *Black Genos appears*
  • Black!Genos: ...What the...?!....Who the fuck are you?
  • White!Genos: *blinking in disbelief* ..M...Me?....But...How..? *Both are shocked for a while before one of them finally remembers what he was supposed to ask.*
  • White!Genos: ...Well I may not know who you are, but could you perhaps tell me where Sensei is? * Black Genos stares for a while before sputtering a laugh, which confuses the White Genos.*
  • Black!Genos: Pfft! Haha! Seriously? You call Master "Sensei"? *continues to snicker about this.*
  • White!Genos: *For some reason can't help but feel a bit annoyed by this.* Look, I don't know what sort of game you're playing here, but I simply wish to find him. We both lost our way during our mission when we fell through a strange old cavern. *Black Genos is still laughing, which makes the White counterpart decide to give up.*
  • White!Genos: *sighs* Nevermind, I'll go search for him on my own then.... *Before he could leave though, Black suddenly grabbed him around his waist to bring him uncomfortably close to him. Making it a note to keep one hand holding his wrist.*
  • White!Genos: Wha-...What are you doing...? *He asked in bewilderment, trying to get him to let go; but found he was unusually stronger.*
  • Black!Genos: Now hold on. There's no need to rush~ *Says this in a rather dangerous voice that makes White grow anxious.*
  • White!Genos: Huh? What are you talking about? *Still look at him with utter cluelessness at his actions as one hand easily slides around his thigh and gives his ass a squeeze, causing him to jump in panic* Uh..?!..//////...Wait! Where do you think you're touching!?
  • Black!Genos: *grins* Well, truth be told, I've actually developed a fantasy in which I could feel what my master feels when he ravishes me. I wonder what I fee l like inside....If I squeeze nice and hard on something that's hard and thick ....If I drip a nice generous amount of lube out of my pretty ass....and....*Easily turns White's face to him.* What sort of sexy expression I make in utter pleasure with a cock up my ass. *Looks at him dumbfounded as he said such crude and lude things in his own voice. He would never have imagined an alternate version of himself speaking to him in such a way, let alone suggest something so completely outrageous.*
  • White!Genos: ...A...Are you out of your mind.../////...*tries to pry his arms out of his grip so that he could at least push him away, but is suddenly taken completely off guard as Black forces him into a deep kiss.*
  • Black!Genos: *Moans softly as he lets his tongue swim through his mouth for a while before pulling away. He was surprised how easily his other self could be swayed by a brief kiss from him, smirking at the flushed face as he struggled to regain his breath.* Heh heh, didn't think I'd be a lightweight...though you actually look cuter that way....*strokes his bottom lip.* White!Genos:*Panting heavily after an unexpectedly skillful kiss from himself, surprised even that he could be capable of making him weak in the knees the way Sensei did. It was so strange.*
  • Black!Saitama: My my~ Aren't you two becoming chummy there~
  • White!Saitama: Huh, I never thought Genos could go putty in someone else's hands other than me.... *Both Genos' turn to find their Saitama's looking at them with amusement. While Black appeared smug as his young disciple easily took the lead on the hero alternate, White was looking with curiosity as he scratched his chin contemplatively at this bizarre scenario. For them to react in such a way must mean they'd been watching in the shadows all along.* White!Genos: S....Sensei.../////....*looking rather frazzled and ashamed for his teacher to catch him in the act; though did it necessarily count as cheating being kissed by...well yourself?*
  • Black!Saitama: Well you gotta admit that that looked pretty hot. How often do you get to see two Genos' making out while one of them is being groped? *The one in black pointed out as he cupped White's shoulder like an old friend.*
  • White!Saitama: Well you've got a point there... *While the two teachers continued to observe and chat, Black Genos was eagerly awaiting their orders like a puppy. Though White Genos looked very nervous and expectant of his Sensei to tell Black to let him go as his hand continued to grope a cheek.*
  • White!Saitama: It's kinda weird how eager your Genos looks to hear us give an order...though I suppose that's not much different from mine to a degree....Hmmm....*looks at Black with interests*...Although I'll admit it 'does' get me a little curious. *Black Saitama suddenly had a brilliant idea as he wrapped an arm around Black and started to mumble something that only White could hear; even with the two young cyborgs being capable of listening in on them. Eventually White gave a gesture of thinking about something before nodding in agreement and whispering back before they separated and came up to the two.*
  • White!Saitama: Just don't be 'too' rough on him, alright?
  • Black!Saitama: Right right, I got it. *He waves to him in a bored way as White rolled his eyes and stood next to him before the two.*
  • Black!Saitama: Alright then~ Genos hand the little bunny over to me, will you? *gestures to toss White Genos over like a ball.*
  • Black!Genos: *Black Genos blinked as he ordered him to go to the White counterpart while he took his hero alternative.*
  • Black!Saitama: It's alright, we've agreed to switch you two to shake things up. We'll rejoin at another time. *Although he looked a little sad that he wouldn't get to enjoy himself with his master, he figured they'd arranged things to expand on the fun. He nodded and gave his White self a shove into his master's arms while he went towards White Saitama, looking a little skeptical that this version would give him the same amount of satisfaction.*
  • White!Genos: But...Sensei.../////....*He looked at his teacher with worry, wondering what he could have been thinking in handing him over to his other self who was possibly of a different caliber.*
  • White!Saitama: *smiles kindly* Don't worry about it, Genos. This is something that we'll both enjoy. Just listen to my, er, self.
  • Black!Saitama: *grins as he turns his head with a seemingly pleasant smile.* That's right. I'll be real good to you, cutie~
  • White!Saitama: *rolls eyes* Alright alright, hold the flirting until you get to your room. White!Genos: *Looks confused, which thankfully so did his Black version* R...Room? Black!Saitama: *scoffs at this* Oh please, we're pretty much gonna be doing the same thing. No need to be a tight ass.... *He watches as the two leave into the darkness, hearing the click of a door open and shut to signal they were gone.*
  • Black!Saitama: And speaking of a "tight ass"....*scoops White Genos in his arms and carries him off to the opposite side where a room had apparently been existing this whole time.* I'd like to test yours out.
  • *It was a strange room that seemed like a combination of a normal apartment room and one of those Love Hotels you'd find downtown. Though White!Genos wasn't familiar with them personally, he definitely recognized it from media and pop culture features.*
  • White!Genos: Wha...How is this place...? *Still completely confused at where they were and what was the logic of this strange place.*
  • Black!Saitama: *shrugged* Me and my other self had been exploring the places around here while you two were getting acquainted with each other. Not sure if it's something that just exists from our thoughts or actually exists at all. *drops him on the bed.*
  • White!Genos: Oof! W-What do you mean "exists from our thoughts," Sensei....*He asked nervously as the villainous version of his teacher pinned him down, looking at him with the same hunger as his own teacher.*
  • Black!Saitama: *Cups his chin to stop him from asking so much questions.* Enough talk, it's playtime little one~ *White Genos instantly obeyed, which made Black!Saitama pleased to see; though he'd still tease and discipline him a little; though of course keep his word to himself that he wouldn't hurt him too badly in the process.*
  • Black!Saitama: ....Hmmm~ I kinda see what that boring white-bread version of myself sees in you calling him teacher. You really are as innocent as a little bunny, aren't you? *Licks his lips as he raises his hand to stroke the bulge in his pants caused by his own Genos.* White!Genos: *Moans as he gropes it, covering his face.* Ugh! N-No, don't....I-It's embarrassing, Sensei.../////... *Black Saitama's breath hitched at the sight of him fluster and try to hide himself completely different from Black Genos' reaction. He was surely going to enjoy this innocence to the fullest.*
  • ------------------- END...?
  • Thank you HouseWaifuToster for really big help. Love ya xd
Virginity
  • Cashier: That'll be twenty three dollars.
  • Customer: I don't have cash...can I pay you in virginity?
  • Cashier: No, you can't.
  • Customer: Why?
  • Cashier: Because virginity is a concept rather than a tangible item and your choice to keep it or give it away affects you alone. The only worth it carries is that which you place on it. So, if you give it to me, you aren't really losing anything at all!
  • Customer: So you mean the value of my virginity is something I alone can decide and no one else can tell me what it's worth?
  • Cashier: Exactly! You can't pay me with it because it has no weight or effect on you as a person!
  • Cashier: Also you owe me twenty three dollars.
Lost Parts #2
  • Anon decides the time limit
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  • Shing: Muse has lost a body part. Anon also decides what part or parts the person lost.
  • The Bleeding Heart: I'm... I'm so sorry... the muse has died... I feel them though... the muse is now a ghost... what have I done...?
  • Soldier Boy in Wonderland: Muse has lost their mind! Lovely, huh? No, not much. So anon, how far into the hole have they fallen into?
  • Can't Cry Can't Love: Muse has lost all emotions... except for one. Anon or Mun decides which emotion the muse keeps.
  • Cold Fingers: It's hard to move! The character now lost all feeling in their body. So basically, they are now like a statue. Whoops!
  • Orange Lilac Syndrome: Muse has lost the ability to see color- but there's a twist in this; Anon can decide which color they can only see or not. Hope you can tell that's moldy.
  • Parakeet: All the vocabulary pulled out of the book, huh? Muse has now lost most of their vocabulary - except what the anon chooses. Now the muse has to say the set words.

feathertroye  asked:

"So I was reading this phanfic in which Phil's father abuses him sexually since he was really young and Dan's father beats him up constantly, so they meet each other at school and decide to run away together, but their fathers find them and start doing crazy sick things to them? I can't find it and I really wanna reread it and rec to a friend... hope you guys can find it somehow ♡" I think it's actually Child's Play by wishicouldunreadthat on tumblr instead of Take Me to Church

Child’s Play

Phil Lester knows only one thing in life: how to keep his dad satisfied so he doesn’t just take what he wants, because that’s so much worse than doing it himself.

Dan Howell’s life turned from abusive purgatory to hell when his dad learnt his worst secret. Hurting himself seems to be the easiest way of coping.

- Tori

phan-at-the-pilots-disco  asked:

Hey, I was reading this phanfic a while ago and I can't remember what it was called, it was a high school au where they are enemies and they play basketball and they are constantly teasing each other and then the get it on

Just To Keep You On Your Toes, Lester - Dan is an East High Wildcat, and Phil is a West High Knight. They’re sort of friends, and before one game, Dan decides to help Phil ‘clear his head’. Which results in doing the opposite.

~ Tori