i can't deal with you omfg

In POA
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Harry:</b> Professor Lupin, do you know Sirius Black?<p/><b>Lupin:</b> *sweats nervously as he thinks to himself* OH GOD THIS KID KNOWS SOMETHING HE MUST'VE SEEN PICTURES OF US SNOGGING JAMES MUST'VE LEFT HIM A LETTER ABOUT HIS TWO GAY UNCLES WHAT IF HARRY SQUEALS ON ME WHAT IF HE THINKS I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH SIRIUS ERGO I'M IN LEAGUE WITH HIM AND THEN TELLS DUMBLEDORE AND THE REST OF THE SCHOOL MERLIN'S BEARD WHAT IF HE TELLS SNAPE WHAT IF SNAPE ARRIVES AT SOME CONCLUSIONS AND THINKS THE SAME THINGS AND I GET KICKED OUT WHAT WILL I DO HOW WILL I EAT WHERE WILL I LIVE WHAT IF SOMEHOW SIRIUS FINDS OUT THAT I STILL LOVE HIM HE'LL SHOW UP AND FUCK SHIT UP AND I CAN'T DEAL WITH HIM AGAIN I'VE ALREADY GOTTEN OVER THAT MAN I WON'T POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO DO IT TWICE OMFG *flings suitcase across room into fireplace* *fireplace explodes* *Grindylow's tank bursts* *water and fire eating away at the room* *Grindylow swirls around Lupin and Harry's ankles* *Lupin's robes catch fire* *room gives out smoke smelling like burnt crapola and Grindylow steak* *old wizards having heart attacks outside* *children screaming* *dragons hearing this proceed to set fire to everything* *the universe burns up* *life ceases to exist*<p/><b>Lupin:</b> *completely calm* No. Why do you ask?<p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

AAAAGGGHHHHH😭 please rec me some hopekook, ive read probably everything at this point-been through the tags and masterlist, but I love the pairing sm and I'm gonnaaaaa dieeeee, Fml, I just reread "like everybody else" by shikae (39smooth) on AO3, and omfg can't deal with Hobi taking care of cutesy jk, and that daddy kink exploration ended my life, please help a sista out 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️😭

- lost and found by xxdevilishxx
- falling, catching by anonymous
- all i ask of you by romantium
i’ll take you on by lilacflowers
‘cause i’m burning up, burning up for you baby by malignance; hoseok/jungkook/yoongi
to the places you will be from by krissy
- mommae by 2kitsune
vagabonds’ chaos theory by astringxnt
the feeling of getting you closer (is taking me under) by 19970901
- go by exfatamorgana
your warm embrace by jiminiebabo
- break your plans tonight by xxdevilishxx
neon sign by hobilu
- double texting by kaihansol

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Movie: Isn’t [talent] something other people let you know you have?”- Carol [to Therese]

Book: “Abby said, ‘Carol thinks a lot of you, you know. She says you have a lot of talent.
 ‘Does she?’ Therese said, only half believing it. ‘She never told me.’”

Me: 

the signs from a cancer's perspective based on people they know
  • aries: i admire you but you are too aggressive at times. though, you have a ton of energy that i find really refreshing
  • taurus: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE HOMIES FOR LIFE!!!!!!!! INSTANT FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!
  • gemini: ok, you're cool (sometimes) but i can't handle your flakiness and all the shit you lie about.
  • cancer: i feel you
  • leo: OMFG i can't deal with you for extended periods of time. stfu i don't care what you have to say but at the same time, i always care... so continue
  • virgo: always good conversations and your views on everything are always spot on. go you!!!!
  • libra: i want to like you and i do, it's just i always feel on edge whenever i'm around you. but you and i both want to help people so that's cool
  • scorpio: ily let's party ily
  • saggitarius: crazy af but somehow i end up surrounding myself with you guys. however, i hate that you don't stray away from your clique at all and always gang up on people!!!!!!!
  • capricorn: at first, i don't like you, but then i get to know you and we end up going on really cool adventures and having the best time
  • aquarius: fuck no. one second i can manage being around you and the next second i want to jump off a plateau. also, stop talking shit cause everyone finds out. s/o to that one aquarian i know who rocks tho
  • pisces: you're weird af (in a good way) but we're homies cause WATER SIGNS UNITE!!!!!!
at this point...
  • hyuk: *breaths*
  • hae: OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE GORGEOUS, YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL, YOUR NOSE IS CUTE, YOUR SMILE LIGHTS UP THE ROOM, YOUR GUMS ARE ADORABLE, YOUR JAWLINE IS STUNNING, YOUR EYELASHES ARE CURLY, YOUR FACE IS PRETTY, YOUR BACK IS SEXY, YOUR BUTT IS CUTE, YOUR LEGS ARE SEXY, YOUR TOES ARE ADORABLE, YOUR HAPPY TRAIL OMG, YOUR TOE HAIR OMFG, YOUR EVERYTHING I CANNOT DEAL OMFG WHY IS THIS MY LIFE ??????OKAY YOU'RE MINE FOREVER AND I WILL LOVE ALWAYS!!!!!!!!
  • YG: BIGBANG will comeback in April!
  • VIPs: YAAASSS GAWDDD. Wait... you're full of shit. You can't pull one over on us.
  • YG: No seriously, they are!
  • VIPs: Nope. Don't believe you.
  • YG: *Rents out stadium for BIGBANG in April*
  • VIPs: *Anxious happiness, but still skeptical*
  • YG: BIGBANG's album has been pushed back...
  • VIPs: KNEW IT. OMFG TOLD YOU. GODDAMMIT!

anonymous asked:

reasons why you love pynch... im on the third book of trc and i can't deal with them omfg they are cuties

not sure if you’re asking me why i love pynch but i am most definitely going to do that anyway

  • actual????? representation??? in which a character who had been in love with one gender ends up falling for another gender and that’s really rare unfortunately and it’s been so great to read
  • they’re both so powerful and smart on their own, but together, they can also do great things (i.e. taking down colin greenmantle)
  • they know each other sooo well 
  • but are still learning new things each day as they get closer
  • adam starting to understand what love means
  • unspoken conversations/eye contact communication
  • and of course, hand lotion.