"Don't think of it as dying, think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush."
“The future came and went in the mildly discouraging way that futures do.”
“All tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into Best of Queen albums.”
“You don't have to test everything to destruction just to see if you made it right.”
"What he did was put the fear of God into them."
"Heaven has no taste, and not one single sushi restaurant."
“People couldn't become truly holy, unless they also had the opportunity to be definitively wicked.”
“Hell may have all the best composers, but heaven has all the best choreographers.”
“If you sit down and think about it sensibly, you come up with some very funny ideas."
"I mean, maybe you just want to see how it all turns out."
"Maybe it's all part of a great big ineffable plan. All of it. You, me, him, everything."
"You start thinking:
it can't be a great cosmic game of chess, it has to be just very complicated Solitaire.”
“It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.”
“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”
“Why are we talking about this good and evil? They're just names for sides. We know that.”
“Loyalty was a great thing, but no lieutenants should be forced to choose between their leader and a circus with elephants."
“I feel like I am involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell me the rules, and who smiles all the time.”
“If you stopped tellin' people it's all sorted out after they're dead, they might try sorting it all out while they're alive.”
“But that's how it goes; you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you.”
“Overexcited? No! I'm getting very calmly worried that someone might shoot me!"
“Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You. Kill or Be Killed. Either Shit or Get Out of the Kitchen. Survival of the Fittest. Make My Day.”
“It was nice to think that mankind made a distinction between blowing their planet to bits by accident and doing it by design.”
"I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next."