i can't breathe from laughing

anonymous asked:

my 4yo sister was looking over my shoulder while i was scrolling through tumblr and she called dark "gray angry man" and anti "green blood weirdo" and i can't breathe from laughing

those are adorable oh my gosh

YOU GUYS I’M FUCKING SCREAMING LOOK AT THIS PM I GOT TODAY I CANNOT EVEN ANYMORE

LIKE OH MY LORD PERSON. DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND I LITERALLY STARTED WRITING FT FICS BECAUSE OF NALU?????? 

“YOUR KIND”

WHAT KIND AM I SOME SORT OF ALIEN BECAUSE I WRITE COLU/BIXLU??

AND TO THINK THAT SOMEONE HAS THE AUDACITY, THE UTTER GALL TO ASK ME TO STAY AWAY FROM A SHIP. AND ALL PROBABLY BECAUSE I POSTED AN ANGSTY NALU STORY TODAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT, HERE COMES THE SPITE SHIPPING. I’M GOING TO WRITE NOTHING BUT NALU. 

I cannot breathe I’m laughing so hard. This is rich. Just pure fucking gold.

5

it was a different world then.

seiron-syndrome  asked:

Lmao Mama Reiji being freaking sassy I can't even breathe from laughing to hard. I have gone so far into DiaHell I'm lost...

The term “mama Reiji” made me think of Reiji going to a PTA bake sale or something for one of his brothers and putting poison in the cookies he baked, then sitting in the back calmly, cackling like an asshole as everyone passes out. Mama Reiji has no chill.

vine

Hip attack ➡️ ㅡwㅡ Maknae power

Kick attack ➡️ ㅇㅅㅇ Hyung power

‘Tell me something useful,’ he murmured insistently. ‘How can I classify him?’

‘Well he’s a hybrid, you know that. A Gallifreyan not born of Gallifreyan, the one who unites the two races and brings good old human niceness into their alien society. Aliens need that, y’know.’

‘A human hybrid.’ She saw the contempt in his curling lip. ‘Pseudoscientific nonsense. There’s no evidence,’ he repeated.

‘He’s allowed to be different. He’s got a prophecy and everything.’

—  Sam Jones trying to convince Griffin that the Doctor is a hybrid, in Unnatural History (by Jonathan Blum & Kate Orman, 1999)