i can't believe you'd do this to me

((Still can’t believe it’s actually Saeran who cutely announces “CHERIT-CHU!” when you open the MM app instead of Seven))

The signs as "Heathers" quotes
  • Aries: The extreme always seems to make an impression.
  • Taurus: I say we just grow up, be adults, and die.
  • Gemini: I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you! Of course, I was coming up here to kill you..
  • Cancer: Dear Diary. My teen angst bullshit has a body count.
  • Leo: Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
  • Virgo: If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human. You'd be a game show host.
  • Libra: I shop, therefore I am.
  • Scorpio: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
  • Sagittarius: Our love is God. Lets go get a slushie.
  • Capricorn: Are we going to prom or to hell?
  • Aquarius: Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
  • Pisces: This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
Cheating Sentence Starters
  • "I'm sick of being your little secret!"
  • "I can't do this anymore."
  • "You were supposed to be out tonight.."
  • "The way he/she looks at you.. I can't believe you're wiling to ruin that."
  • "I'm done being your booty call."
  • "It feels wrong, doing this with you."
  • "I didn't mean for you to find out this way."
  • "Don't tell me you're actually starting to grow a conscience?"
  • "He/She's going to be out all night. Come over?"
  • "Shit! He/She's here! Hide!"
  • "That's all I am to you? Your side whore?"
  • "I hate seeing you two be all coupley in public when I'M the one you're fucking."
  • "Don't you feel guilty at all?"
  • "But you have a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband..."
  • "I want to leave him/her. I want to be with you. I just can't yet."
  • "You're my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend--I can't do this to him/her."
  • "I told him/her I was going on a business trip."
  • "Do you have any idea how awkward it is to have him/her confide in me about how he/she thinks you're cheating--when I'M the one you're cheating with."
  • "You're the only person I'm with, why would I lie to you?"
  • "Alright, where is he/she?! Where are they hiding?!"
  • "We can't keep doing this.."
  • "Are you screwing him/her?"
  • "I don't know what to think, I just know what I saw!"
  • "Be honest with me. Are you cheating on me with him/her?"
  • "I can't believe you'd do something like this! Was I not good enough?!"
  • "He/She can't do it like I do. That's why you keep coming back."
  • "...Who is he/she?"
  • "I can't be responsible for ruining a relationship."
  • "Don't pretend I acted alone on this, it takes two to tango."
  • "He/She found out."
  • "Meet me in the locker room during free period? He/She had a test."
  • "Meet me at the hotel tonight?"
  • "I can't handle them anymore! They're practically driving me to cheat!"
  • "How do you sleep at night?"
  • "W-What's going on here?"
  • "It's not what you think!"
responding to betrayal of a friend
  • veronica: oh my god! i can't believe that you'd do that to me! you are so going to get it!
  • betty: *silence* *secretly plotting how to murder you and cover up the murder*
  • jughead: *moody* i never should have trusted you. i hate people.
  • cheryl: see you in court, bitch. *blows a kiss*
  • josie: thERE'S THE DOOR BITCH
  • archie: is this my fault? it is. how can i help?
Betrayed/Betrayal starters
  • "You promised!"
  • "You were on their side all along?"
  • "I can't believe you."
  • "How dare you!"
  • "You used me!"
  • "I can't believe I trusted you like s fool"
  • "How could you?"
  • "I should have known."
  • "I thought you were better than this."
  • "You think that I would side with you?"
  • "You're nothing to me anymore."
  • "Why would you do this?"
  • "How could you betray us like that?!"
  • "You're pathetic."
  • "You're nothing but a hindrance to my goals."
  • "I was never with the good guys, anyway."
  • "I will not stand with you no more."
  • "You'd think I'd side with such naive fools?"
  • "Yes, I was the one who told the enemy our plans."
  • "I never trusted you, and this is why!"
Power Rangers {Sentence Starters}
  • "Watch where you're going! Who taught you how to drive?"
  • "I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!"
  • "Isn't the smallest chance of victory enough of a reason for us to keep on fighting?"
  • "I suppose you're wondering why I called you here?"
  • "I can't believe it! I was beginning to think I'd never see you again."
  • "No, not that! Not-- TEENAGERS!"
  • "Y'know, picking out a present for you has never been easy."
  • "The world is very lucky to have you, and so am I."
  • "If you're like me, you can't be evil."
  • "You always were an ungrateful, rotten, little brat!"
  • "Let's face it - we all have our dark sides."
  • "The evil pizzas were no match for a simple stop-light."
  • "What a rude little ____ you are."
  • "Ah, look, sheer terror and desperation. I love it!"
  • "Has it ever occurred to you that I might have other things on my mind?"
  • "No, not this time. This time it's different."
  • "Your spineless, sniveling attitude leads me to believe you'd serve me well."
  • "Hey, I thought you knew what you were doing!"
  • "News flash, _____: You are not the center of everyone's universe."
  • "I am the greatest warrior of all time!"
  • "You are only human, and no mere human is a match for ____!"
  • "Your true nature is evil, ____. Deep inside you know it."
  • "Sometimes I really hate being a bad guy."
  • "What do you want? Make it quick. You've got five seconds."
  • "That's long enough. Time for a break."
  • "Why am I hanging out with the intellectually challenged?"
  • "I don't like being outsmarted by insignificant humans."
  • "Ah, teenage love is in the air. How sickening."

look what you done!

dedicated to @woanu because she’s a “motherfuckin” meme of a child that i love + as thanks for listening to me moan about this for 2-3 days♡

Angst Sentence Starters
  • "How could you do this to us! To our family?"
  • "I really fucking hate you."
  • "You're disappointing as a man."
  • "I really want to bash your face in right now."
  • "You disgust me."
  • "You're never allowed to see our child again."
  • "I don't trust you."
  • "Fuck you."
  • "How can I believe you after everything you've done?"
  • "I should've known better than to trust a liar."
  • "Get away from me!"
  • "Don't touch me!"
  • "Touch me and it'll be the last thing you do."
  • "Touch me and I'll cut your fucking fingers off."
  • "Shut up! Shut up! I can't hear this anymore!"
  • "Do you love her...?"
  • "How long have you been lying to me?"
  • "How long have you been cheating on me?"
  • "How long have you been keeping this from me?"
  • "I can't believe this is happening."
  • "Is this what I think it is?"
  • "I was cleaning your shirt today and found a lipstick stain. Care to explain?"
  • "You smell like her/him."
  • "You're not only cheating on me but your family."
  • "I'll do whatever it takes for you to never see your son/daughter again!"
  • "I'm not surprised you'd do this to yourself."
  • "Oh my god! How could you!"
  • "Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth."
  • "The proof is in the pudding, my dear."
one line prompts
  • drop one (or how ever many you like) in my ask, ans i'll write something around the lines! remember to mention which character from which fandom you'd like it to be about!
  • (NEW ONES ADDED!.)
  • 1. "Don't you see? I'm in love with you."
  • 2. "Let go of me!"
  • 3. "We shouldn't be doing this."
  • 4. "Why should I believe you?"
  • 5. "Oh my god, this is bad."
  • 6. "That's – not possible..."
  • 7. "How did you expect me to react!?"
  • 8. "Well, actually, this is my first time."
  • 9. "I can't sleep."
  • 10. "I hate you."
  • 11. "They're after me."
  • 12. "I'm lost without you."
  • 13. "Tell me you need me."
  • 14. "How could you do this to me?"
  • 15. "We need to talk."
  • 16. "I trusted you!"
  • 17. "Just calm down..."
  • 18. "You're drunk."
  • 19. "I've heard of you."
  • 20. "Looks can be deceiving."
  • 21. "Maybe I like you..."
  • 22. "But I thought you _______ me." (Fill blank in request)
  • 23. "But what about you?"
  • 24. "Nobody needs to know."
  • 25. "You can't do this."
  • 26. "Goodbye."
  • 27. "Whatever."
  • 28. "Am I supposed to be afraid of you?"
  • 29. "I'm flirting with you."
  • 30. "Say it like you mean it."
  • 31. "Stay with me."
  • 32. "Stop being so damn cute."
  • 33. "I drive you crazy? Can't you see what you do to me?"
  • (I'll be updating this list, but this is all for now.)
  • Madison: I've been fighting for the South alone. Where have you been?
  • Jefferson: uh, France
  • Jefferson: which you would know if you were a fucking good friend
  • Jefferson: you'd think, guy like you, he's a nice guy, he'll know where all his pals are
  • Jefferson: and here we are
  • Jefferson: I can't believe you didn't know I was in fucking France you fake piece of shit
  • Jefferson: don't go asking me to fight for you if you can't even bother to know where I am
  • Jefferson: not even a letter! You didn't once think "huh, wonder how my good buddy Thomas is doing? I'll write him a letter and ask!"
  • Jefferson: PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I WAS
  • Jefferson:
  • Jefferson (under his breath): bitch
  • Madison:
  • Madison: okay but
JonTron {Sentence Starters}
  • "What happened to your face? You doin' alright?"
  • "Shit, I hallucinated all that, didn't I?"
  • "Did I just trip up that robber with a spider and then do a moonwalk?"
  • "You feel me? You feel me on this?"
  • "I don't see anything wrong with that."
  • "This is the best game ever! Cue the song and dance!"
  • "This is amazing! How long have you had this?"
  • "You're hard to love, but you're harder to hate."
  • "Who's running this hotel? The Addams family?"
  • "Now this next one is actually one of my favorite ones."
  • "Goddamn it! How could you do this to me?"
  • "That is the face of someone who's seen some shit."
  • "Am I dead yet?"
  • "Look at all these games!"
  • "Well, that's about enough life for me for one day."
  • "I can't believe you'd do this to me!"
  • "What is it with these fucking nuts?"
  • "Now I can knock 'em out with my impressive science skills!"
  • "I guess some things you just never forget. Some scars never heal."
  • "You're just a... you're a fucking asshole."
Death of a Bachelor/Take a Vacation comparisons
  • Ryan: All I do is lie by the ocean side, why do the clouds all turn gray just for you? I've never bloomed such a beautiful blues, so step outside your door, and go down to the shore...
  • Brendon: There's no sunshine, this impossible year, just black days and sky gray and clouds full of fear, and storms full of sorrow that won't disappear, just typhoons and monsoons this impossible year, there's no good times, this impossible year, just a beachfront of bad blood, and a coast that's unclear
  • Ryan: is young a word for dumb, a word for fun? We had the time of our lives every night, like its our job to lose our minds
  • Brendon: you were just too kind, and I was too young to know, that's all that really matters, I was a fool
  • Ryan: some people never change they just stay the same way
  • Brendon: and the memories that we make will never change
  • Ryan: if this is settling down, then why aren't you here?
  • Brendon: a lifetime of laughter, at the expense of the death of a bachelor
  • Ryan: we'll leave the waves, at the ocean, and keep them all in a picture
  • Brendon: baby we built this house of memories take my picture now, shake it till you see it
  • Ryan: we'll leave the cold where we came from, our loneliness will keep us warm
  • Brendon: if you're a lover you should know, the lonely moments just get lonelier the longer you're in love, than if you were alone
  • Ryan: it's the same, go the sleep with our blame, and the shame is enough to separate us, but we can't help ourselves, we're in love, and it really hurts when it's wrong
  • Brendon: you've been gone so long, I've forgotten what you feel like, but I'm not gonna think about that right now, I'm gonna keep getting underneath you, all our friends want us to fall in love
  • Ryan: life is not a fairytale, they will send him straight to jail, where he'll die and go to hell, with the other girl
  • Brendon: the death of a bachelor, letting the water fall, the death of a bachelor, seems so fitting for, happily ever after, how could I ask for more? Life time of laughter at the expense of the death of a bachelor
  • Ryan: now she said it was rust and lead, that love could never live again but we found a way to make it stay
  • Brendon: we'll stay drunk, we'll stay tan, let the love remain and I swear that I'll always paint you golden days
  • Ryan: can't we just be friends? This kind of thing always happens, I fell in love again
  • Brendon: there's only two ways these things can go, good or bad and how was I to know?
  • Ryan: when I started out, writing you this song, I was heels over head in love, but you had your doubts, cause it took too long to finally see what I, what I'd been doing wrong
  • Brendon: these thoughts of past lovers, they'll always haunt me, wish I could believe you'd never wrong me
  • Ryan: I tried to be true but, you still love him so, I'll lie in silence and feel like a fool
  • Brendon: that's all that really matters, I was a fool
  • Ryan: I think that I have had enough, I guess that I've had enough of you
  • Ryan: even the truth is wrong sometimes
  • Brendon: truth, is that it was always going to end
YGOTAS Starters
  • 1. "I can't believe they just ditched us like that! I mean, you'd have to be a total jerk to walk out on someone when—Hey, where are you going?"
  • 2. "Excellent. Soon, my evil plan to steal an object from a small child will be complete!"
  • 3. "Where do you think you're going, limey boy?"
  • 4. "Blah blah, card games blah."
  • 5. "You mean...you’re not Spider-Man?"
  • 6. "It's like something out of HP Lovecraft... only gay!"
  • 7. "Oh, come on. Just one little Mind Crush. It'll barely hurt him."
  • 8. "My voice gives me super strength!"
  • 9. "Tell my fangirls... I love them."
  • 10. "No homo, right?"
  • 11. "I'm just here for the food!"
  • 12. "Oh come on, you can take him."
  • 13. "No, really, I think I might be dying here!"
  • 14. "I threw it away because it was evil!"
  • 15. "Freddy would never marry Jason! Besides, Freddy’s already married... to his job!"
  • 16. "I told you we should have used the visible guns, but no-o-o! You had to have the INvisible guns because they’re magical and oooooo..."
  • 17. "Oh, you all can just go straight to hell."
  • 18. "What a beautiful day! I don't think I've ever felt so good about life!"
  • 19. "Ponies? I love ponies!"
  • 20. "I'm not a human! I'm a penguinnnnn!"
Random lyrics sentence starters
  • "Nothing is perfect, but your imperfections are quaint."
  • "Your love is worth it and for that I will wait."
  • "I drive you crazy, but you always return."
  • "Although you love me, sometimes you're mean."
  • "Things can get ugly, but we're still a team."
  • "I'm all yours."
  • "Maybe I'm just being selfish."
  • "I've got your hand, it's us against consensus."
  • "And I will burn the people who hurt you the worst."
  • "I'll protect you 'till the day I'll meet my maker."
  • "Don't fight me now 'cause you might need me later."
  • "I wanna see your eyes."
  • "So why'd you have to go?"
  • "I'm still trying to wake up from this nightmare."
  • "One more night alone I'll go insane."
  • "This is what I live for."
  • "Selfish, taking what I want and call it mine."
  • "I'm head of the class. I'm popular."
  • "Being attractive is the most important thing there is."
  • "I'll never get caught."
  • "Every boy in the whole world could be yours!"
  • "If I stumble, they're gonna eat me alive."
  • "Hard to be soft. Tough to be tender."
  • "If my life is mine, what shouldn't I do?"
  • "I just wanna be your friend."
  • "Is it ever gonna be enough?"
  • "I just wanna be your friend, why you givin' me a hard time?"
  • "I'm sorry for everything I've done."
  • "I can't have you and I'm only gonna do you wrong."
  • "I'm going to mess this up."
  • "From the second that I was born it seems I had a loaded gun, and then I shot a hole through everything I loved."
  • "There's always time to change your mind."
  • "I've got nothing left to live for."
  • "I know your type. You're all the same."
  • "In the beginning you intrigue, but the way you move, it terrifies me."
  • "You remind me of the things that I don't need."
  • "I'm kinda curious. Oh no, you got me already."
  • "We both know that it's over."
  • "You're talking like a stranger, so I don't know what to do."
  • "I'm callous and I'm cruel, to everyone but you."
  • "It's been awhile since I stared at the stars."
  • "You said that you'd always love me."
  • "Well I don't think that it's the end, but I know we can't keep going."
  • "Say what you mean and it turns to a fight."
  • "Chasing your dreams since the violent 5th grade."
  • "Trying to believe in your silent own way."
  • "Cause we'll be okay. I'm not going away."
  • "How many of our parents seem to make it anyway?"
  • "Headed to a red carpet, they won't know my name."
  • "Trying to find a way down the road we don't know."
  • "I'm gonna find my way back to your side."
  • "What if I said I would break your heart?"
  • "I just may be too crazy to love."
  • "Don't you think I was too young too be messed with?"
  • "I should've known."
  • "Maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame."
  • "I'll look back in regret how I ignored when they said, 'Run as fast as you can.'"
  • "You are an expert at 'sorry.'"
  • "I’m shining like fireworks over your sad empty town."
  • "Miss you terribly already."
  • "Miss your small hands in the palm of mine."
  • "I hope for your life, you forget about mine."
  • "Please forget me. You were right, dear, I am cold and self-involved."
  • "I'll write my loneliness in poems, if I can just think how to start."
  • "You want your independence, but you won't let me let you go."
  • "You think that you're the sun. The whole world revolves around you."
  • "I would wait a lifetime. I will wait for you."
  • "I don't care. I'm down for what you want."
  • "If we're talking body, you got a perfect one. So put it on me."
  • "Bite me while I taste your fingertips."
  • "You and I don't work out."
  • "We should just end it now before someone gets more hurt than they have to."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew that my heart could love so hard."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew that I liked to be kissed for days."
  • "Before I ever met you, I never knew I could be broken in so many ways."
  • "I miss you more than I thought I would."
  • "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be, right in front of me."
  • "Talk some sense to me."
  • "I wanna feel your touch."
  • "Pretending is not enough. I wanna feel us together."
  • "Just one last time again."
  • "You are the trouble I'm in."
  • "Puts herself on the front lines with no reward and takes care everyone else before herself."
  • "Thinks he takes her for granted but to her surprise, he needs her more than she needs him."
  • "She's not just another face."
  • "He acts like it's nothing but we all know the truth."
  • "It is about that she acquired someone who knows she's not a fool."
  • "I couldn't decide if you were the most annoying human being I'd ever met or just the best thing that ever happened."
  • "I made up my mind to just go with it."
  • "What's the worst thing that could happen?"
  • "We're not forever you're not the one."
  • "You and I could be the best thing ever."
  • "We're not happily ever after. We don't got what it takes."
  • "I shut the door and I don't look back."
  • "You still got me around your finger."
  • "Please don't fall in love with someone new."
  • "I promise one day I'll come back for you."
  • "You'll never forgive me, though I'm doing this for you."
  • "I'm not ready for you now, please don't hate me."
  • "Well, these days I'm fine - No these days I tend to lie."
  • "I'm sorry, I let you down."
  • "I'm sorry, I bring you down."
  • "Congratulations you are all alone."
  • "Your time will come if you wait for it."
{evanescence lyrics}
  • "I hide behind a smile as this perfect plan unfolds."
  • "I look into myself, but my own heart has been changed."
  • "I loathe all I've become."
  • "I have dreamt of a place for you and I."
  • "I will stay forever here with you."
  • "I'm so tired of being here."
  • "You used to captivate me by your resonating light."
  • "I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone."
  • "You're too important for anyone."
  • "I realize you're afraid."
  • "I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you."
  • "You're taking over me."
  • "I tried to kill my pain but only brought more."
  • "Am I too lost to be saved?"
  • "Do you remember me?"
  • "You know you've got everybody fooled."
  • "Without the mask, where will you hide?"
  • "You can't save me."
  • "How can you see into my eyes like open doors?"
  • "I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems."
  • "Now I will tell you what I've done for you."
  • "I don't really care."
  • "Nothing can hold you back now."
  • "I feel like myself again."
  • "I won't lie to keep you near me."
  • "I don't want to hold you back now love."
  • "You'll never know the way your words have haunted me."
  • "I can't believe you'd ask these things of me."
  • "You belong to me!"
  • "I can't escape the twisted way you think of me."
  • "I feel you in my dreams and I don't sleep."
  • "There's nowhere to run, so let's just get it over."
  • "I'm losing my mind and you just stand there and stare as my world divides."
  • "I want to stay in love with my sorrow."
  • "If you loved me,you would be here with me."
  • "Must be exhausting to lose your own game."
  • "How could I have burned paradise?"
  • "It's true, we're all a little insane."
  • "One day, I'm gonna forget your name."
  • "Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time."
the signs as inspirational adam kent quotes
  • Aries: "My clothes are so wet I feel like I've pissed my pants."
  • Taurus: "Stop trying to get me to understand a bunch of bullshit! I can't deal with you anymore!"
  • Gemini: “You want to be with him? Go. Drop dead."
  • Cancer: “I am being cool. I'm a freaking saint. I don't know anyone else who would be as generous as I am right now."
  • Leo: "I can't believe you. I can't believe you can stand there and treat me like this."
  • Virgo: “Get the hell out of my house, you piece of shit!"
  • Libra: “So now I'm here, pride in the toilet, hoping I can still live in my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriends' bachelor pad, and I want to kill myself.”
  • Scorpio: “I'm just - I'm - SHIT."
  • Sagittarius: “They jumped out at us from behind a bed, which made me nearly piss my pants."
  • Capricorn: “Shit. Shit shit shit."
  • Aquarius: “It's cold and wet and muddy and shitty and I hate this.”
  • Pisces: “I can't believe you'd do this to me. That you would fall for him. What the hell is wrong with you? How sick in the head do you have to be?”