i can't believe we still have to talk about this

Headcanon conversation between Karlof and Cole after Cole Found Zane Alive During the Tournament of Elements
  • Karlof: So, that was boyfriend of yours?
  • Cole: W-what? That was Zane, the White - uh, I mean, the Titanium Ninja! He's the one we've been looking for this whole time!
  • Karlof: You looked really happy to see him.
  • Cole: Well, duh. Everyone thought he was dead for a long time... I still can't believe he's here...
  • Karlof: You two touched hands through the metal bars.
  • Cole: Karlof, seriously?! I was just so relieved to know he's still alive!
  • Karlof: Yes but you never said he was not boyfriend of yours.
  • Cole: He's...
  • Karlof: ...
  • Cole: ...
  • Karlof: He's boyfriend of yours. Karlof has three bags of gold riding on that. And Karlof will not lose gold to Master of Mind.
  • Cole: Three bags of gold - Master of Mind- what are you even talking about?
  • Karlof: Nevermind. Come, we go make noodles.
  • Cole: Karlof! Karlof, wait-!
  • Karlof: *Whistles casually to end the conversation*

Can we talk about the development process of Solas’ default outfit? Can we talk about how - after they presumably gave him a normal tunic and saw his tight butt and bulge hanging out - instead of changing his ass size, instead of giving him looser pants, the guys at bioware went “nah, he’s gotta have the elven capris. Let’s give him flaps”

anonymous asked:

me and my mother have been emotionally and physically abused by my father for years. i have no memories of him doing anything sexual to me, but i've had two nightmares about it and i wish with all my heart it happened - it makes me feel sick whenever i remember nothing happened. could this be because no one believed me about the abuse so i wish it was worse or something? or because i can't stand that even though we move out, he was never punished? and i still talk to him? im so confused

#LAVENDER sisterhood answer:

Hang it there! 

You are smack in the beginning of this journey >> link

Now that you are aware of the picture puzzle theory on how this information is come at you, do you see exactly why every sentence in your paragraph makes perfect sense at this point in time?

If you look at what you wrote - you defined the edges but there still seems to be no linking patterns.  Again, you will have false starts, laborious frustrations as patriarchy pulls you side to side with fake news.  

Now is when you need to:

  1. get out of anon and make a lavender acct
  2. write tons of 100% anon/100% real experiences/posts
  3. ADD whatever book I post that peaks your interest; trust your intuition to tell you what books you need to read and then incorporate into your puzzle solving = true honest facts, opinions, knowledge vs. trumped up propaganda to stay in control
  4. Share your anon writings/posts openly with other #LAVENDER sisters to illicit others growth and your own; you are not alone
  5. Read, save, all my posts that speak to you.  Sometimes the universe’s lesson plan needs to catch up.
  6. Start working on interviewing therapists.  A great therapist develops into a trusted friend/re-mothering. (against male devised therapy ethics)  Must be female.  Must be specifically drawn towards domestic & sexual violence healing goals.   Doesn’t even have to be degree,  a stable mother goddess also works.  It’s about her ability to heal matriarchy not patriarchy approved trained. 

Your goals are to improve yourself, look for new role models, & establish one healthy female relationship in society that can anchor you.

  • Ohm: Max, did you pick up that hot cocoa you were talking about?
  • Max: What hot cocoa?
  • Ohm: You said you were gonna get some hot cocoa! You were-
  • Max: When did I say I was going to do that?
  • Ohm: I was having hot cocoa and you said "Man, I haven't had hot cocoa in a while, I should get some"
  • Max: When did we talk about this?
  • Ohm: Like- three weeks ago
  • Bryce: *heavy breathing* Three weeks ago?!
  • Max: That's a long- That's almost a month!
  • Bryce: *laughing in the background*
  • Ohm: I- I remember these things, Max! We connected about hot cocoa!
  • [During Ohm's yesterday stream at around 02h42]

anonymous asked:

I thought v was saying "why am i here" because the caption in v live vid like that

noran explained it and also another 2 translators i’ve seen, say also that he said “Why are YOU here?” …the subs have been off before during videos

….so basically Taehyung could be half asleep when he felt Jungkook next to him or he could be subconsciously reacting to him (people that sleep with someone for years,i believe they’ll know what i’m talking about) ..and since they weren’t suppose to be 2 in that small bed, he wasn’t expecting to find him there <3

..but really,Jungkook… why were you there?!♥ (¬‿¬ )

This is a filler scene before Cory finds out about Riarkle.
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b></b> Riley and Farkle have been dating for 2 weeks.<p/><b>Location:</b> Riley's bedroom<p/><b></b> Farkle climbs through the window. He sees the the room is empty. He has a envelope in his hands. He walks to Riley's bed to drop off the envelope. He hears her door open.<p/><b>Riley:</b> What are you doing here?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I'm here to see you.<p/><b>Riley:</b> What's in your hands?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (tries to hide the envelope) Nothing.<p/><b>Riley:</b> It doesn't look like nothing.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I was going to drop this note off and leave.<p/><b>Riley:</b> What kind of note?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> (hands the note to Riley) Please don't read it until I leave.<p/><b>Riley:</b> Why can't I read it now?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Because it's embarrassing.<p/><b></b> Farkle walks to Riley and kisses her. Then he starts to walk towards the window. Riley blocks him.<p/><b>Riley:</b> You're not leaving until I read this.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> Do you have to?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Yes. You're getting too shy. It's cute.<p/><b></b> Farkle blushes. Riley opens the letter.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (starts reading the letter) Dear Riley, these last two weeks have been the best two weeks of my life. In the honor of our two week anniversary, I wanted to tell you 14 reasons why I love you.<p/><b></b> Riley stops reading and kisses Farkle.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You don't have to keep going.<p/><b>Riley:</b> (continues reading) 1. You're always there for your friends, no matter what. 2. You have the biggest heart. 3. You see the best in everyone. 4. You're beautiful inside and out. 5. Your giggle will always be my favorite sound. 6. You make my heart beat faster every time you look at me.<p/><b></b> Riley starts to have tears in her eyes and stops reading. Farkle holds her.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I'm sorry for making you cry.<p/><b>Riley:</b> It's happy tears.<p/><b></b> Farkle takes the note and starts reading.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> 7. You make me believe in the impossible. 8. You're one of the smartest people I know. 9. I can talk to you about anything. 10. You know everything about me and you still want me in your life. 11. I can't imagine my life without you in it. 12. You make me happy. 13. You're my princess. 14. And the main reason I love you is you're Riley Matthews.<p/><b></b> Farkle kisses Riley on the forehead.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I have loved you since we met and I will always love you. Happy 2 week anniversary Riley. I love you!<p/><b>Riley:</b> That was beautiful!<p/><b>Farkle:</b> You were the inspiration.<p/><b>Riley:</b> How did I get so lucky?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I'm the lucky one.<p/><b></b> They start making out.<p/><b></b> Riley's door opens.<p/><b></b> To be continued...<p/></p><p/></p>
Reading/watching Harry Potter back to back
  • PS/CoS: Omg this is so magical, such an amazing story and everything is working out in the end, I love it.
  • PoA: wow this is getting a bit serious now, learning about about Harry's parents, the marauders and James and Lily's death. i'm glad Sirius is okay though, another happy ending.
  • GoF: shit, someone is dead now, Voldemort is back, I guess things are gonna change now, at least Harry has still got Sirius to talk to and still has his friends by his side
  • OotP: WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE TO DIE WHEN DID THIS SHIT GET SO SERIOUS I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN A FUCKING SNAKE WAS ALL WE HAD TO WORRY ABOUT NOW ITS LORD VOLDY HIMSELF AND THE FACT THAT LITERALLY NO ONE BELIEVES THAT HE IS BACK
  • HBP: BLOODY HELL NOW DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUMBLEDORE CAN'T DIE, IF DUMBLEDORE ISN'T SAFE NO ONE IS, WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT, CAN I JUST GO BACK THE HARRY'S FIRST YEAR WHEN MY ONLY WORRY WAS WHO WAS GONNA WIN A QUIDDITCH MATCH
  • DH: WELL EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD, SO AM I.I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT WHY DID IT HAVE TO RUIN MY LIFE WHY DID IT HAVE TO END Wait...what...holy shit...it's the end...it's 19 years later...my babies have all grown up...like I've gone through the series over 15 times but...it's over...again...what am I doing with my life...Harry Potter is over again...it's all finished...it's like all my best friends have just died all at once...I'll never get to see them again *crawls into fetal position in a dark room and begins to rock back and forth for many hours*
  • The next day:
  • Me: So who's up for the Harry Potter series again, I know I am!
  • me, a gay with a degree in political science and extensive background in lgbt studies: an approach to lgbt+ issues that ignores our identities in favor of a "we are all human" approach and focuses on same sex marriage as the paradigm of lgbt+ human rights puts lgbt+ people at higher risk by shuttering pressing issues we still face and by creating a false narrative that we have achieved a higher level of equality than we actually have
  • every straight on the Internet: What The Fuck why are you Overreacting don't you know that the Homosexuals just want to be treated like straight I MEAN normal people I can't believe how wrong you are YOU CAN GET MARRIED NOW the gays have it easier now Stop Talking About Your Oppression
  • Clank: Hey Ratchet.
  • Ratchet: What?
  • Clank: Can I share something with you from earlier today?
  • Ratchet: What is it, Clank?
  • Clank: Well, I sent you a text...
  • Ratchet: Mmhm.
  • Clank: ...early in the morning.
  • Ratchet: Yeah.
  • Clank: Because I have to go out of town for one weekend this month, and so, I was like, I will not give specific dates, but "do you have any preference whether I go this weekend, or the next weekend?"
  • Ratchet: Mmhm.
  • Clank: Your response...
  • Ratchet: *starts laughing*
  • Clank: At 9:30 in the morning...
  • Ratchet: *continues laughing*
  • Clank: ..."Motherfucking Captain Qwark Orvus fuck dude motherfucking Spacebook movie bullshit Orvus can you fucking believe this shit"
  • Ratchet: *continues laughing even louder*
  • Clank: No—no...no punctuation.
  • Ratchet: *still laughing* You just made me die- Oh.
  • Clank: ...Random capitalization. So I respond, "I have no idea what we are talking about right now." Forty-five minutes pass. I get a text from you: "Goddamn created Spacebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Omega twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Captain Qwark man"
  • Ratchet: *continues laughing*
  • Clank: I respond, "Ratchet, you are scaring me." An hour passes. You respond, "Motherfucking Spider-Man Spider-Man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Captain Qwark. I'm very tired"
  • Ratchet: *laughs*
  • Clank: I am just like, "No problem, man. I will do most of the talking at the PDF session today." Immediate, like, response, I am talking like five seconds later: "No man I'll just talk about the Spacebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Spacebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Captain Qwark man he fucked over Spider-Man crazy Omega twins rowing Trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Spacebook I don't like dying I cant think of who the fuck invented Spacebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Spacebook who the fuck invented Spacebook" And then, in all capital letters, two hours later, "MARK ZUCKERBERG"
  • Ratchet: *hysterical laughing*

This is a message for all the young queer and questioning people who are somehow reading the Swan Queen tag, but don’t have Tumblr accounts (or do but don’t interact with others yet). Maybe because you don’t want to leave many traces on your computer or phone, because you don’t have privacy, or because that would make things more real. Maybe because you don’t feel safe or maybe you are just shy right now. 

I know you are also seeing the negativity and the homophobia thay plays out in this fandom and I want to make sure you are okay. I can only speak for myself, but I’m pretty sure many other LGBTQ people here are thinking about you and hoping that this doesn’t hurt you. We remember being hurt and being scared and being invisble. Even if we don’t know who you are by name, we are thinking about you. I am thinking about you. I really, really am.

I want you to know that this is not what life is really like. It’s not always easy, sure, and depending on your background, it may be more or less challenging, but you WILL get to a better place. It really does get better. People will surprise you. Many people will be more positive than you thought. Others might disappoint you, but you will be strong enough to deal with it. You will become more independent and you will choose new friends, You will learn that you make your own family. Actually, you’re already doing it, by getting more information and finding out what’s out there. It’s brave. You are brave.

All the hate and the negativity you see here is an exaggeration, it’s not real life. People are showing their worst selves, mostly because they are insecure or they have gotten very very wrong information and have chosen to believe it. They are usually just scared of something they don’t know. The fact that they are anonymous makes them feel brave. But they are very, very wrong in their beliefs. It may feel like it sometimes, but you are not alone. Many people are on your side.

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with you. NOTHING. You are perfect. What you feel is real and beautiful and valid. It’s okay to be confused or to not know. It’s normal to have questions. You are perfectly fine, you don’t need to have all the answers. You just need to know that you are valuable and that many are looking forward to meeting you. So even if you don’t say hi (yet), you are already part of this fandom and many, many people care about you and want you to be okay. It won’t stay like this forever. I know it is hard, but believe me when I say that we already love and support you, even if we don’t know your name.


My inbox is always open if you want to talk.

i love all the tags on this post so much tbh

you have your “i’m dead i love dying” taggers,

your “my husband WILL come back” taggers,

your “FUCK U BILL THEY’RE HAPPY LET THEM HAVE THIS” taggers,

your “YES!! Bill lives on in Stan’s mind!!!” taggers,

your “now THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT” taggers,

your “i am in genuine distress mom holy fuCk” taggers,

and my personal favorite, your “yea ok but can we just talk about how triple deluxe gay the piano scene was” taggers