i can't believe this anime exists

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  • Me: Jeez, I was up all night again listening to Creepypesto readings. I sure am spooked. I listened to a lot of stories about that Turtle Faced Jack guy. I sure hope he doesn't appear by my bedside and get me.
  • Turtle Faced Jack: What's up.
  • Me: Oh no, how could this happen!
  • Turtle Faced Jack: As the legend goes, I have to kill you now. I have to rip out your guts and say my signature catchphrase, "enjoy your nap".
  • Me: Oh no, I can't believe I'm going to be fucking killed. Thought I would die at the age of 63 due to congestive heart failure, but I was fucking wrong again, like I was wrong about so many other things like: my gender, wanting to be a scientist, who would become president in 2016, enjoying anime, and you not killing me, among other things. It's as if fate itself has decreed that everything I believe is, in reality, in an opposite state of existence.
  • Turtle Faced Jake: Wait just one minute. I absolutely definitely am going to kill you. It's going to be a pretty senseless murder, as it's just what I do. I don't get much pleasure from this at all, actually, but I've just now decided to think of this, what if before killing you, I do something else. Like, something really creepy to give my kills more flair. I already have a perfect catchphrase and my turtle face is terrifying, but there's not much else that makes me stand-out. I think I'm going to do something groundbreaking. Instead of killing you now, I'll mark you and kill you at a random point in the distant future.
  • Me: Oh no, that's so stressful and scary.
  • Turtle Faced Jake: Yeah, I know. You won't know when it will happen, all you will know is that it's not happening any time soon. Okay, I guess I'm going now. See you.
  • *so many years pass that I am now the age of 63*
  • Me: Here I am, 63 years of age. I've lived a full life and I am almost entirely ready to die. Whether I die of congestive heart failure or some other means is no issue to me. All that matters is that I die at this point in my life and finally move on to the next plane of existence.
  • Iphone58485848: *boop u have a message*
  • Me: Whoa, I have a message. It's from Turtle Faced Jake. Dear You, if you've received this message it's because I am dead. Shortly after our faithful meeting, I decided to devote my life to pacifism. I've never killed another person and I raised a happy family of fucked up turtle faced people. I am proud of what I've done and I was ready to pass away from natural means. Please live out the rest of your life under no stress, knowing that I won't be the one to take your life. Whoa, what a crazy letter. Can't say I planned out the next steps in my life after 63. Pretty sure I'll die of old age soon, though.
  • *200 years later*
  • Me: Can't believe I'm still alive...

anonymous asked:

I can't believe people are throwing such a fit over Yurio's shirt riding up. As if we've never seen shirtless teenage anime boys before. Are antis aware of the existence of Free! lmao? Some of the boys are first years, 15/16 same age as Yurio and they're shirtless in most episodes. And this isn't even the first time Yurio has shown his chest, he was literally naked in the hot springs in ep2. Why is it such a big deal now that gravity caused his shirt to rise and show his chest?

Bc Yurio is 10 and must be wrapped in cotton wool and spoon-fed innocence

Translation for the cross-talk between Masuda Toshiki and Takahashi Naozumi for the upcoming MARGINAL#4 anime, MARGINAL#4 KISSから創造(つく)るBig Bang in Otomedia, 2017 February issue.

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anonymous asked:

I can't belive I'm still so much in love with yoi like... I bought tickets to Japan like 2 weeks after ep 12 aired and finally went there in late May and I think I would'nt have had the courage for all that if yoi didn't exist... I can't believe an anime made me grow as a person this much and I'm just really happy and anxiety-free these days?? I now believe life's not over in mid-20s even if you screw up you can find life and love... thank you yuri on ice...

Wow that is incredible!! I’m so happy for you anon!!! Yuri!!! on Ice is such a great show and it’s just :( :( so happy and nice and changes everything for the better you know??

  • 1. What was the first time someone told you you are not useless and you believe it.
  • 2.Do you remember your first kiss?
  • 3.Do you want a hug?
  • 4.Do you hurm yourself?
  • 5.Are you broken?
  • 6.Name 3 TRUE friends.
  • 7.Do you have a boyfriend?
  • 8.Do you follow the fashion?
  • 9.Do you feel sad but everything going well around you?
  • 10.R U addicted to series?
  • 11.Do you love reading books?
  • 12.Do you want to travell?
  • 13.Do you believe in supernatural things?
  • 14.R U religious?
  • 15.Favourite song?
  • 16.If you had the chance to meet someone you admire who was gonna be?
  • 17.Last movie you saw.
  • 18.What was the last conversation you had about?
  • 19.Do you know Cara Delevingne?
  • 20.What are you thinking right now?
  • 21.Do you really know yourself?
  • 22.Do you keep a secret?
  • 23.What do you want to do in future?
  • 24.Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 25.Favourite authour?
  • 26.Do you love yourself?
  • 27.Do you hate someone?
  • 28.R U unhappy?
  • 29.Think about your darkest moment.
  • 30.Favourite band?
  • 31.Do you believe in love at first sign?
  • 32.Did your parents fight?
  • 33.R U depressed?
  • 34.Do you want to be famous?(really)
  • 35.Do you enjoy your life?
  • 36.Do you feel good enough?If not why?
  • 37.Do you wanna lose weight?
  • 38.Is there anyone that you truly love?
  • 39.Do you have a best friend?
  • 40.Do you believe that you are going to have a happy ending?
  • 41.Do you ever watch Alice in Wonderland?
  • 42.Wonderland or Neverland?
  • 43.Shout out that you are worth.
  • 44.Count how many times people let you down.
  • 45.Are you afraid of death?
  • 46.What was the last msg about?
  • 47.Who was the last person you kissed?
  • 48.If you see your ex with someone else what you are going to do?why?Think it
  • 49.Do you love rainy days?
  • 50.Do you love being alone?
  • 51.Do you believe that you deserve a better life?
  • 52.Do you believe in karma?
  • 53.Tell me 3 people that you have made your life a mightmare and 3 others that you can't live without them.
  • 54.Is that something you want to change about your body?
  • 55.Do you like watch anime?
  • 56.I know that you may hate,really HATE some people..Think about who they are and why you hate them.
  • 57.Is there someone you miss a lot?
  • 58.Do you feel beautiful/pretty?
  • 59.Does exist someone in your life very special?
  • 60.Describe yourself with 5 words and then your bestfriend!

anonymous asked:

I can't wait for the romantic comedy high school anime with a side character named Fanservice Girl. And the protagonist named generic black haired school boy, befriending the glasses nerd, and with his rival emo tough guy.

Also starring romantic interest Queen Bee who doesn’t know Protag exists. Animation trick 101 not drawing the eyes of Glasses Nerd, just white-out Gendo Ikari style. Emo Tough Guy is a million times more interesting and worthwhile than Protag but we see him 2 seconds every episode. Hottest title this season “I can’t believe everyone likes this guy he’s as interesting as expired ramen!”