Jeez, I was up all night again listening to Creepypesto readings. I sure am spooked. I listened to a lot of stories about that Turtle Faced Jack guy. I sure hope he doesn't appear by my bedside and get me.
Turtle Faced Jack:
Oh no, how could this happen!
Turtle Faced Jack:
As the legend goes, I have to kill you now. I have to rip out your guts and say my signature catchphrase, "enjoy your nap".
Oh no, I can't believe I'm going to be fucking killed. Thought I would die at the age of 63 due to congestive heart failure, but I was fucking wrong again, like I was wrong about so many other things like: my gender, wanting to be a scientist, who would become president in 2016, enjoying anime, and you not killing me, among other things. It's as if fate itself has decreed that everything I believe is, in reality, in an opposite state of existence.
Turtle Faced Jake:
Wait just one minute. I absolutely definitely am going to kill you. It's going to be a pretty senseless murder, as it's just what I do. I don't get much pleasure from this at all, actually, but I've just now decided to think of this, what if before killing you, I do something else. Like, something really creepy to give my kills more flair. I already have a perfect catchphrase and my turtle face is terrifying, but there's not much else that makes me stand-out. I think I'm going to do something groundbreaking. Instead of killing you now, I'll mark you and kill you at a random point in the distant future.
Oh no, that's so stressful and scary.
Turtle Faced Jake:
Yeah, I know. You won't know when it will happen, all you will know is that it's not happening any time soon. Okay, I guess I'm going now. See you.
*so many years pass that I am now the age of 63*
Here I am, 63 years of age. I've lived a full life and I am almost entirely ready to die. Whether I die of congestive heart failure or some other means is no issue to me. All that matters is that I die at this point in my life and finally move on to the next plane of existence.
*boop u have a message*
Whoa, I have a message. It's from Turtle Faced Jake. Dear You, if you've received this message it's because I am dead. Shortly after our faithful meeting, I decided to devote my life to pacifism. I've never killed another person and I raised a happy family of fucked up turtle faced people. I am proud of what I've done and I was ready to pass away from natural means. Please live out the rest of your life under no stress, knowing that I won't be the one to take your life. Whoa, what a crazy letter. Can't say I planned out the next steps in my life after 63. Pretty sure I'll die of old age soon, though.
I still can't believe this anime exists??? I'm just so surprised something this amazing was made???? (It's been a while since I found an anime that I actually got really into) Do you ever feel like this? That yuri on ice is too good to be true?
I can't believe people are throwing such a fit over Yurio's shirt riding up. As if we've never seen shirtless teenage anime boys before. Are antis aware of the existence of Free! lmao? Some of the boys are first years, 15/16 same age as Yurio and they're shirtless in most episodes. And this isn't even the first time Yurio has shown his chest, he was literally naked in the hot springs in ep2. Why is it such a big deal now that gravity caused his shirt to rise and show his chest?
Bc Yurio is 10 and must be wrapped in cotton wool and spoon-fed innocence
No matter how long I wait, this world wouldn’t prepare me a destiny like one from a light novel or an ero game. But the more I deny it, the more I feel it exists. Otherwise, things are going too well for me. If I don’t believe it exists, I can’t handle this happiness.
I can't belive I'm still so much in love with yoi like... I bought tickets to Japan like 2 weeks after ep 12 aired and finally went there in late May and I think I would'nt have had the courage for all that if yoi didn't exist... I can't believe an anime made me grow as a person this much and I'm just really happy and anxiety-free these days?? I now believe life's not over in mid-20s even if you screw up you can find life and love... thank you yuri on ice...
Wow that is incredible!! I’m so happy for you anon!!! Yuri!!! on Ice is such a great show and it’s just :( :( so happy and nice and changes everything for the better you know??
I can't wait for the romantic comedy high school anime with a side character named Fanservice Girl. And the protagonist named generic black haired school boy, befriending the glasses nerd, and with his rival emo tough guy.
Also starring romantic interest Queen Bee who doesn’t know Protag exists. Animation trick 101 not drawing the eyes of Glasses Nerd, just white-out Gendo Ikari style. Emo Tough Guy is a million times more interesting and worthwhile than Protag but we see him 2 seconds every episode. Hottest title this season “I can’t believe everyone likes this guy he’s as interesting as expired ramen!”