i can't believe the number of times he did this.. = = so cute though

He’s Got You High

For @a-simple-rainbow. ♥♥♥

She wanted something based on this post: Kurt sends an email to his TA while high on pain meds after a wisdom teeth extraction.

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Blaine is in the middle of his theatre history class when his phone signals a new email in his inbox. Discreetly hiding the phone from his instructor’s view by keeping his hands behind a stack of textbooks on his desk, he goes to his email folder and checks the sender.

It reads, Kurt Hummel.

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amazajumpdoodles  asked:

How about VHope for the ship ask?

Sure thing!

  • Who’s more dominant: Hoseok is, but Taehyung puts up a good fight. He is the Master of Sass™.
  • Who’s the cuddler: Hard to say because they both love it, but in the end, Hoseok initiates more.
  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: They don’t usually spoon because Taehyung kicks in his sleep. Their favorite position for cuddling is one of them on their back and the other on their side, usually with a leg thrown over their partner’s. 
  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Does fucking shit up count? These guys are a rambunctious pair, and it’s usually nonstop plans with them. They’re both social butterflies though, so a lot of the time they like hanging out with their friends in big groups.
  • Who uses all the hot water: Taehyung gets in there while he’s still mostly asleep and leans against the wall for 10-15 minutes before he starts washing. Sometimes he actually takes a bottle of cola in with him. It makes Hoseok laugh.
  • Most trivial thing they fight over: None of their fights are trivial, at least not to them. They have the most dramatic push-and-pull relationship.
  • Who does most of the cleaning: Hoseok. Taehyung can’t be bothered with it, and only cleans when Hoseok badgers him into it.
  • Who has a season pass on their DVR/Who controls the Netflix queue: Taehyung has All The Shit because he’s really into dat fandom life. He actually runs a couple of really popular blogs, one where he reviews anime and manga, and the other where he talks about foreign films. By “foreign films,” I mean mostly American movies. He likes all that Marvel stuff. To keep up, he needs his Netflix, his Hulu, and his Crunchyroll ready to go.
  • Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Hoseok takes care of that. Taehyung will just notice that he’s colder and put on a sweatshirt.
  • Who leaves their stuff around: Somehow it never fails. Hoseok finally finishes cleaning, and the place is spotless. He goes to take a nap, but when he wakes up there are dirty dishes in the sink, clothes on the floor, papers scattered across the table, mud in the foyer, and Taehyung passed out drooling on the couch with his legs slung over the back. It’s happened again: Hurricane Tae has struck.
  • Who remembers to buy the milk: Hoseok because he knows if there’s no milk for the cereal, he will never hear the end of the whining.
  • Who remembers anniversaries: Hoseok does. Taehyung will usually remember approximate times of year, but he asks Hoseok for the actual dates.
  • Who cooks normally: Breakfast is a free for all because Taehyung usually just wants cereal. If they’re both home for lunch, Taehyung will usually whip up some sandwiches. It’s like one of three things he can make, alright? Hoseok handles dinner because like nobody wants a repeat of Kimchi Pizzaburger Corn Chowder night. 
  • How often do they fight: If they weren’t so in love, they’d declare each other archenemies and take up arms. They bicker all the time, and at least once a term there’s a big blow-up about Taehyung’s questionable study methods. He gets all hyped on 5-Hour Energy Shots, stays up for days, and turns into a huge brat. Hoseok cannot handle it.
  • What do they do when they’re away from each other: They have a running exchange of pictures of lolcats and doges interspersed with emoji reactions.
  • Nicknames for each other: Taehyung really likes nicknames, so he has a ton and encourages Hoseok to use nicknames with him as well. He likes to call Hoseok stuff like Hobibi, Hobal, Hobari, Hobi, Hobi-hyung, Hoho, peanut butter, love muffin, Whopper (because his hair looked like the candy, Whoppers), etc. It gets kinda ridic. Hoseok usually just sticks to Tae, Taetae, Taehyungie, or cutie, but sometimes he gets creative with it.
  • Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Hoseok usually does since he’s older and he makes more money than Tae.
  • Who steals the covers at night: Taehyung does because he tosses and turns in his sleep, and they just wind up getting caught underneath his flailing limbs.
  • What would they get each other for gifts: Taehyung and Hoseok aren’t big on gifts since they are both technically Broke College Kids™. The stuff they do buy each other is either cheap and useless, like toys out of coin machines, or things they actually need, like a new pair of earbuds. 
  • Who kissed who first: Hoseok did even though Taehyung asked to be kissed, so like, did he really kiss Taehyung first or was it just a Jedi mind-trick? They still debate this on occasion.
  • Who made the first move: Picture it: a blustery day on campus. Our protagonist wears his scarf wrapped around his face, a beanie with bear ears on it pulled low. He shoulders his way into the door of the coffee shop, fingertips red and beginning to throb with cold. Making his way to the register, he begins to unwind his Hufflepuff scarf from around his neck; gangstas gotta represent, wut wut. Halfway through the process, he freezes with his arm in the air. The sun smiles at him. Beams of light project from this face; an angel, he’s finally seen an angel in real life. “Oh my god,” he blurts out, “I knew angels were real. Please continue to bless me with your smiling visage, oh great one. Also can you hold my hands before my fingers fall off?” Behind the counter, Hoseok lets out a delighted guffaw. “Oh,” he coos, “oh, you’re so cute.” “Please marry me,” Taehyung says, tugging the last layer of his scarf off, “I’m really good at giving head.”
  • Who remembers things: Taehyung is a really good storyteller, and he can recount with amazing detail almost any point in their relationship. He’s like an elephant. A Taelephant. He never forgets…except when it involves numbers. For some reason, numbers really fuck with his head. They send him straight to Wonderland.
  • Who started the relationship: Taehyung did. Right after meeting Hoseok. At the coffee shop. Immediately after putting his order in. He just asked Hoseok out right then and there, and sure, they broke up that one time for like two months but it was the worst two months ever and they got back together at Jimin’s birthday party when they both showed up dressed as bananas, and they’ve been going strong ever since.
  • Who cusses more: Hoseok does; he’s got a bit of a temper.
  • What would they do if the other one was hurt: Aw, man, now you done unleashed the beast. This one time Taehyung accidentally started a bar fight, and he got punched in the nose, and Hoseok was like, “Bonsai!!!” Long story short, he turned a break dancing move into like a flying martial arts kick, and knocked that fucker out. Afterward, he couldn’t quite remember doing it, but he believes the grainy cell phone film wasn’t doctored.
  • Who is the dirty talker: Taehyung is more of a dirty talker than Hoseok unless he’s otherwise occupied ;)))
  • A head canon: Hoseok and Taehyung like to meet between classes and sit on the grass under the trees. They hold hands and pick little flowers weeds and toss them at each other’s faces. Sometimes they nap. Sometimes they kiss. Sometimes they– “Hey!” Hoseok barks, striding up to the group of freshmen sitting at the foot of their tree, “This spot is occupied! Get the fuck outta here.” He jerks a thumb over his shoulder at the gaggle of giggling girls. “Uh, no,” one laughs, “we were here first. Public property.” “Uh, no,” Hoseok imitates her inflection, and then points to the bark of the tree behind them, “this spot is fucking reserved, bitches. For me.” He sees Taehyung loping down the hill, tall and gorgeous and model-cool in brown leather and fitted trousers. Pointing at him, Hoseok adds, “And him. This is our spot, we sit here every day from 11:15 to 12:30. We’ve put in the man-hours. We’ve built a life. Our marriage will take place here. Our children will be born here–” “Hey,” Taehyung interrupts, looping an arm around his neck and planting a kiss on his cheek. He smiles. “Oh, hey, Joy. How’s it going?” One of the girls that are currently staring at Hoseok like he’s insane–and maybe he is a little bit–startles, brushing her blond hair back from her face. She grins at Taehyung. “Hey, Tae, it’s okay.” She nods at Hoseok. “Just dealing with this psycho.” “Ah, yeah,” Taehyung chuckles and pets Hoseok affectionately, “he’s a creature of habit. Gets a little weird breaking tradition. Maybe you guys could just indulge me, pretty please, just this once, and pop a squat over underneath that other maple?” The girls confer with a flurry of eye-flicks, then Joy nods. “Yeah, okay. You guys enjoy your tree time.” “Thanks!” Taehyung trills. –Sometimes they kick other people out of their spot.

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Heavenly Commentary: Order of the Phoenix
  • James: The fact that they don’t think Harry is normal gives me strength.
  • ***
  • Lily: He’s not well.
  • James: He’s traumatised. After what happened in the graveyard; he’s still coming to terms.
  • Cedric: You and me both Harry.
  • ***
  • James: Stay calm Harry.
  • Lily: Let it go.
  • ***
  • James: What is...? Dementors!? Really?
  • Lily: Eurgh! It was to be expected.
  • Cedric: You guys don’t seem very worried.
  • James: After everything Harry’s been through, a couple Dementors won’t be a problem. Plus he has his wand with him.
  • Lily: The real problem is, that these Dementors wouldn’t be here unless ordered. So who gave the order?
  • Cedric: Obviously Voldemort.
  • Lily: Maybe.
  • Cedric: I can’t imagine what it’s like. Watching someone you love in such terrible danger. And not being able to do a thing about it.
  • James: Don’t worry. You’ll know soon enough.
  • ***
  • Lily: That was pretty close though.
  • James: Yeah but he’s good. A nice fight does wonders. Plus Figg is here now.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Why doesn’t Dumbledore want Harry doing magic?
  • Lily: I’m not sure. James, go find out.
  • Cedric: Actually I’ll go. See my parents as well.
  • ***
  • James: Expelled?! For defending himself?
  • Lily: No. Dumbledore will- yup there he is.
  • ***
  • Lily: She must have heard Sev telling me.
  • James: Why did Harry think we’d talk about Dementors? I have better charm than that.
  • Lily: Barely.
  • ***
  • James: WHAT?!? He’s kicking Harry out?!
  • Lily: Petunia if you let this happen, I swear I will never forgive you.
  • James: That’s Dumbledores voice.
  • ***
  • Lily: The gangs all here.
  • James: Just after the nick of time.
  • ***
  • James: I wonder who the secret keeper of this place is?
  • Lily: After what happened to us, do you think he’d choose anyone but himself?
  • ***
  • Lily: He’s so angry.
  • James: He has the right to be.
  • ***
  • James: Dumbledore is keeping Harry in the dark.
  • Lily: Because he’s now public enemy number one. I wonder what Cedric will learn.
  • James: That losing a child, destroys a parent.
  • ***
  • Lily: THAT’S his mother?!
  • James: That’s the reason he left home.
  • ***
  • James: That was...
  • Lily: Intense. Molly can be cruel. Bringing up Azkaban like that?
  • ***
  • James: Fucking Cornelius Fudge.
  • ***
  • Cedric: The Ministry is trying to convince everyone that Voldemort isn’t back, that Harry's a liar and Dumbledore is crazy.
  • Lily: Yeah that is what we heard. How are your parents?
  • Cedric: As you'd expect. How is everyone?
  • James: They’re getting by. Welcome to the Order.
  • ***
  • Lily: He’s shaking.
  • James: I’M shaking.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Why would they change the time?
  • Lily: To force him to be late. Bastards!
  • ***
  • James: He didn’t want Dumbledore here.
  • Lily: Of course not. Fudge knows he can’t win against him.
  • ***
  • Lily: If I could I’d punch that bastard.
  • James: I know you would but he's in the clear now.
  • Lily: It’s not over. It's only getting started.
  • Cedric: What do you mean?
  • ***
  • James: I forgot about that picture. Great timing Mad-Eye.
  • Lily: Me too. Is that Molly crying?
  • Cedric: She’s seeing them all dead.
  • James: And Harry thinks he's next
  • ***
  • James: Of course she walks in when he's covered in Stinksap.
  • Lily: He's been covered in worse. He’ll be fine.
  • ***
  • Cedric: What is Harry seeing?
  • Lily: Thestrals. They pull the carriages.
  • James: But you can only see them if you've seen death.
  • Cedric: ...Oh
  • ***
  • James: When a hat is telling you something is wrong then you really should listen.
  • ***
  • Lily: Hermione is right. Looks like the fight has come to Hogwarts.
  • Cedric: Because none of us were expecting that, were we?
  • ***
  • Cedric: Let's see how many friends he really has.
  • ***
  • James: Don't you dare talk about Moony you fucking cow!
  • Lily: Calm down. Breathe.
  • James: I'm dead. I don't breathe.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Have a what?!?
  • ***
  • Lily: She’s torturing my boy. SHE’S TORTURING MY SON!! WHY ARE YOU SMIRKING?!?
  • James: Because. That bitch is trying to break him. And she has no idea who she is fucking with. But she will.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Umbridge and Voldemort? Is that possible?
  • Lily: No. She's a different type of evil.
  • ***
  • James: She lied to Filch for him. I approve of Cho.
  • Lily: Naturally.
  • ***
  • Lily: Poor Ron.
  • James: Family turning against family. Just like last time.
  • Cedric: Was it that bad?
  • James: It was hell.
  • ***
  • Cedric: She made it illegal for Professor Lupin to get another job?
  • Lily: Do me a favour Harry, destroy her.
  • ***
  • Lily: Harry got the D.
  • James: Severus GAVE Harry the D. Why are you laughing?
  • Cedric: Because Snape gave Harry the D. Do you think Harry wanted the D?
  • James: ...
  • Lily: I don't get it.
  • ***
  • Lily: His hand. It'll never heal.
  • James: He will not let this hag beat him.
  • Lily: She's torturing him James!
  • James: And my son won't break.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Do you think he'll do it? Teach them?
  • Lily: He will. As much as he’ll protest, he won't be able to stomach the idea of doing nothing.
  • ***
  • Lily: I don't know how I feel about Harry being better than a final year Durmstrang.
  • James: The word you're looking for is “proud”.
  • ***
  • James: The Hogs Head! I've missed this place.
  • Cedric: You used to come here?
  • Lily: Him and Sirius lived here.
  • James: Not true. We rarely used Aberforth. Firewhiskey was for special occasions.
  • Lily: Like Friday nights.
  • James: Saturday nights too. We were not picky.
  • ***
  • James: That went well.
  • Cedric: Yeah. I'd sign up.
  • ***
  • Cedric: No Quidditch...
  • James: No team...
  • Lily: Oh God. Now there's two of them.
  • ***
  • James: Now that Padfoot approves she is getting nervous?
  • Lily: She really is the smartest of them all.
  • ***
  • Cedric: He's connected to Voldemorts mind. That is not a good thing.
  • Lily: No. It really isn't.
  • ***
  • James: Our boy's a teacher.
  • Lily: A good one too.
  • ***
  • Lily: Don't react Harry. Don't react.
  • James: Ah shit.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Banned...
  • James: For life...
  • Lily: Calm down you two. She'll be gone by years end.
  • James: That doesn't help us now Evans!
  • Lily: Idiots.
  • ***
  • Cedric: What the hell Hagrid?
  • James: He's been pulverised.
  • ***
  • Lily: Voldemort has been trying to kill our son for 14 years. And I think I might hate Umbridge more...
  • ***
  • Lily: His first kiss. So sweet
  • James: He’s not doing too badly.
  • Lily: She seems into him.
  • James: Of course she is. He looks like me.
  • Lily: Arse. Cedric don’t they look cute together?
  • Cedric: I didn't say anything before but you realise that’s my ex right?
  • ***
  • Lily: Harry was the snake?
  • James: Dumbledore knows something.
  • Lily: Of course he does. But he's not going to tell.
  • ***
  • Lily: I love Padfoot but he's not the best at dealing with emotional stuff. Harry thinks he's going insane and Sirius tells him to sleep it off.
  • ***
  • Lily: Well well well. Ginny Weasley. Lioness.
  • James: What's that look on your face?
  • Lily: I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • ***
  • James: Frank...Alice...
  • Cedric: Poor Neville.
  • ***
  • James: Come on Padfoot do it. Just one curse.
  • Lily: Sirius don't be an idiot.
  • James: Be an idiot!
  • Lily: Occlumency though. So Voldemort IS in Harrys mind.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I can't believe this is how Snape treats Harry.
  • Lily: He's a complicated man with a skewed moral compass.
  • Cedric: If you say so...what the hell is in the Department of Mysteries?
  • James: A prophecy.
  • ***
  • Lily: Oh please God no...
  • Cedric: He broke them out. Voldemort broke them out.
  • James: And he just got ten of his most loyal and dangerous followers back.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I don't feel good for being the reason Cho just left but...I don't exactly feel bad either.
  • Lily: She misses you. I imagine she'll miss you for the rest of your life.
  • Cedric: Now I feel bad.
  • James: Don't son. It's not your fault. None of this is.
  • ***
  • Lily: This story will burn through England. The truth will finally be heard.
  • ***
  • James: Every time something good happens, something bad happens straight away.
  • ***
  • Cedric: I will never forget her face at this moment, for as long as I...well am.
  • Lily: Can we all appreciate what just happened? Dumbledore kept the old teacher, appointed the new and got another “dangerous half-breed” into the castle.
  • James: It’s a giant middle finger to Umbridge.
  • ***
  • James: SCATTER!
  • ***
  • Cedric: I can't believe Marietta would do this. She was always so nice.
  • James: I told you. Friend against friend. It's what he does.
  • Lily: Dumbledore is doing something crazy...
  • James: Holy crap!
  • ***
  • James: Fred and George. Making the Marauders proud.
  • ***
  • Lily: No Harry don't...and we're in the Pensieve.
  • Cedric: Why would he-
  • James: Oh shit. I know where we are.
  • Lily: Oh God. This is not the moment you want Harry to see.
  • Cedric: Why? What do you...ah...
  • James: You don't see it here, but Snape gave as good as he got. However I'm not exactly proud of how I acted.
  • Lily: Not ashamed either to be fair.
  • Cedric: You seem to really hate him Mrs Potter. How did you end up together?
  • Lily: It’s Lily and he changed from an arrogant arsehole to a semi-decent person.
  • James: She said that during our marriage vows. Really moving ceremony.
  • ***
  • Lily: I’ve never seen Snape this angry before.
  • James: He can't stop teaching him! He needs the lessons!
  • ***
  • Lily: Your son is ashamed of you. For the way you treated Snape. Let that sink in.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Hagrid has...a brother.
  • Lily: Half brother.
  • Cedric: Right...my mistake.
  • ***
  • James: OWLS. Let's go.
  • ***
  • Lily: They're going after Hagrid. That bitch is trying to take him out too.
  • James: Well they can tr- SHIT!
  • Cedric: Professor Mcgonagall!
  • ***
  • Lily: He looks exhausted.
  • James: Well he has fallen asleep.
  • Lily: During your last OWL? Really Harry?
  • ***
  • James: I'll be back!
  • Cedric: Where is he going?
  • Lily: He's going to see where Sirius is.
  • ***
  • James: He’s at Grimmauld Place.
  • Lily: Which means Voldemort is baiting Harry into a trap.
  • ***
  • Cedric: What is she do- no...-wait SHE sent the Dementors?
  • James: Even I didn't see that coming.
  • ***
  • Lily: What are you up to Hermione?
  • James: That arrow in the tree answer your questions?
  • ***
  • Lily: Goodbye you evil, twisted bitch.
  • James: And hello Grawp.
  • ***
  • Lily: They got free?
  • Cedric: Yeah it was pretty cool. Ginny is powerful.
  • ***
  • James: Here we go.
  • ***
  • Cedric: Where is everyone? It's completely empty.
  • ***
  • Lily: That archway...I think we're on the other side of it.
  • ***
  • James: Harry don't touch it. Please listen to your friends. Don't pick up that prophecy.
  • Lily: No...
  • ***
  • Cedric: That's Mr Malfoy!
  • James: And the rest of his Death Eater friends.
  • Cedric: Harry, run.
  • Lily: They can't run. They have to fight.
  • ***
  • James: Focus Harry! Don't listen to Malfoy.
  • ***
  • Lily: Keep moving! Don't stop!
  • ***
  • James: Leave the man baby! Find the others!
  • Cedric: Duck!
  • Lily: HERMIONE!
  • ***
  • Cedric: She's alive. Oh she's alive.
  • James: She won't be for long. Our kids aren't doing permanent damage and the Death Eaters are playing to win. They need to get out.
  • ***
  • Lily: He's leading them away...
  • James: Good man Harry.
  • Lily: Oh no...Neville.
  • ***
  • James: ABOUT FUCKING TIME!
  • Lily: Now it's a fight you son's of bitches!
  • ***
  • Cedric: Dumbledore! He's here! It's over!
  • Lily: Calm down. It's not over till its...
  • James: ...
  • Sirius: ...
  • Sirius: Oh that bitch!
  • James: Fourteen years. You don’t call. You don’t write. And you pick NOW to visit?
  • ***
  • Sirius: I probably shouldn't have taunted her.
  • James: Shut up Padfoot, they're still fighting!
  • ***
  • James: Harry NO! Stay away from Bellatrix!
  • Sirius: Where are we?
  • Cedric: Life after death. Seriously though shh.
  • ***
  • Lily: He.. he tried using Cruciatus.
  • James: It’s war and he just lost someone.
  • ***
  • James: He's here...
  • Lily: So is Albus.
  • ***
  • Lily: No no no no please God no
  • Cedric: What is it?! What's happening?
  • James: Voldemort is possessing my boy.
  • ***
  • Cedric: It’s over. He's gone.
  • James: No son. It’s not over. It's now open warfare.
  • ***
  • Sirius: He's in such pain. Harry I'm so sorry.
  • Lily: I can't watch this. I can't...
  • ***
  • James: Now you know. Now you know why he's after you.
  • ***
  • Sirius: In battle. Isn't that what we always said Prongs?
  • James: Wand in hand.
  • Lily: Well you failed at that James.
  • James: You didn't exactly live a long and happy life yourself.
  • Sirius: God I’ve missed you two.
  • ***
  • Sirius: The mirror. I thought he...he never opened it.
  • ***
  • James: And just like that he's going back. Broken and beat up and torn apart inside.
  • Lily: He’ll be fine. He has to be.
  • Sirius: He's not alone. He's got friends and family. It just wasn’t us.
How James Potter Got Coffee With His Favorite Author

Jily, “I’m an author who just published my first book and you work at a bookstore and recommend my own book to me when I come in” au

“James are you crying?” Remus asked.

It was a slow afternoon at the book store they worked at. James had been lounging behind the register and reading the latest book Remus had recommended to him. It was new and the paper smelled and felt lovely. It was a heavy hardback that was awkward to hold and the jacket had long ago been slipped off and placed in a drawer. But the story itself was so amazing that James hardly paid attention to those other things. He was completely enraptured by the amazing writing of L.J. Evans.

“No, there must just be dust in my eye,” James said but the sniffling and foggy glasses were a complete give away so he sighed and nodded.

“I knew it’d make you cry,” Remus said. He had teared up when he read it, and James had laughed at him. Well now neither of them were laughing- they were too busy crying over the beautiful ending of this book.

“I think I need a moment to think about my life,” James said.

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Souharu Week Day 3: AU

Have a cliche as heck coffee shop AU with some bonus Makorin.  I’m sorry.

“You should seriously just talk to him,” Rin snorts, leering at Sousuke over the top of his piping hot caramel macchiato.

Sousuke flinches and tears his eyes away from the dark-haired barista (Nanase, at least according to his name tag), trying to pretend he’s not flustered.  “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Rin pulls his beanie farther down over his ears and kicks his best friend under the table.  “Oh my god, must we have this conversation every day?  Why would you keep coming in here if you didn’t have a thing for the guy?  I know you hate overpriced coffee and overcrowded campus eateries.”

Sousuke narrows his eyes and glares at the floor, because Rin has a point.  It’s not his fault the barista happens to have intense blue eyes, or a pretty face, or a finely sculpted ass.  

Ehem.

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A LOT HAS HAPPENED IN THE FANDOM THIS SUMMER...

It all started with the birthday tweet and selfie we got from when Connor was in Australia for Troye’s birthday. The next day, June 6th, was the famous ‘Gay boys hit town’ selfie. That was in the very beginning of June, when we were clueless of what was to come. Then same sex marriage finally was legalized in the U.S on June 26th, and Laurelle apparently ran around the house screaming “Troye’s getting married!” even though it wasn’t in Australia. (yet) Also, do you remember the Thirst Gala? “I am constantly astounded by his creativity and passion.” Troye was one of the many people in the cute montage that was created for Connor when he accepted the Board of Governors Award. Then, in the beginning of July they went to the Paper Towns premier, and Connor was the one who filmed Troye’s video on it. On July 9th, Troye tweeted “LEAVE THIS BLUE NEIGHBOURHOOD / NEVER KNEW LOVING COULD HURT THIS GOOD.” and he posted the picture of him ‘falling’ on apple music. On July 12th, Troye posted the first circle, with triggered all the events to come. We had multiple theories on the circles but no one would’ve guessed that, on July 18th, we would’ve ended up with three yellow flower petals. Troye Then continued to stay offline for a week and stayed VidCon. On July 25th, Troye finally released Wild and Connor was all supportive and wore his Wild sweatshirt along with the members of Troye’s family and his music team. Troye additionally put up a keyhole with a password, which we cracked in six minutes. On July 29th, Troye released the first lyric excerpt from Wild, which we freaked out about. Lollapalooza Day One was on the last day of July, from there we learned that Troye collabed with Broods and Tronnor was, yet again, spending time together. We also got a Tronnor snapchat selfie on August 5th and had the first Tronler interaction since forever at the Capital Congress event. Then on August 9th, Connor and Tyler hung out together alone, and everyone was ecstatic about the Conler interaction. August 11th was the day Troye and Connor left for Minnesota, where Troye finally got to meet the parents. They hung out and sunflower fields and had amazing days that were straight out of a too fluffy Tronnor fanfic, August 15th was the day Troye and Connor went their separate ways after being together for so long, which was upsetting, even for us. Troye then went to London where he had a spottily session in which 20 lucky fans were able to listen to Wild early. On August 18th, Troye tweeted about how Connor watched the whole season of Transparent without him. Then, on August 20th Troye put Wild up for pre-order and we lost it. Thousands of people pre-ordered it and we got it number one in over 33 countries. On the same day Troye released the Blue Neighbourhood trailer which we had many theories about. The next day was Connor’s 5th year on YouTube, a huge milestone, which we were more than proud to celebrate.  On August 25th, Troye posted a snippet of Wild and we flipped out. This all makes it way to today, August 26th, where Troye put out parts of song lyrics and expects us to put them all together. 

I guess, in conclusion, you could say we had a pretty wild summer.


(Thank you to tronnorfravan for creating your timeline so I could find these exact dates)

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Jily Week 2, Day 1 | Games | Travel

In which Lily and James embark on a road trip and learn more about each other.

Beta: Renata and Dee | (ff.net)

So now I think that I could
Love you back
And I hope it’s not too late cause you’re so attractive

Be in my eyes
Be in my heart
Be in my eyes, ay yai yai
Be in my heart

- Flowers in Your Hair (The Lumineers)


‘What in Merlin’s name are we doing?’

'We are driving, James,’ Lily said with a huff. James eyed the car suspiciously.

'I am not going in that. We can Floo.’

'We can also drive,’ she repeated. 'And besides, Surrey’s only eight hours away.’

His mouth fell open. 'Eight hours? Evans, we could get there in minutes if we just took the Floo Network. I know a man in that department; he could easily set up your sister’s house temporarily—’

'No.’

'Evans—’

'No! If I use magic my sister will actually hate me. I can’t have her hate me more, not right now. She’s already kicked me out of her bridal party, James, I can’t have her kick me out of the wedding too—’

'Breathe, Lily,’ he ordered, putting his hands on her shoulders. She did as he ordered and drew in a long breath. 'Your sister isn’t going to kick you out, I promise. We’ll drive.’

'Thank you,’ she sighed.

'Can I drive?’

'Not on your life. I actually have my licence.’

'I can put a Confundus Charm on anyone who stops us. They’ll think I have my licence.’

'No, James. You don’t know how to drive.’

'Fine,’ he pouted, 'you can drive. I get to navigate.’

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Jack Gilinsky fanfic Part 1 "I want to get off!"
  • I was on the boardwalk with my friends down the shore going on what looked like the most scary roller coaster I have ever seen. And let me tell you I do NOT like roller coasters, but my friend had forced me to go on and said I would love it after I got off. We weren't able to sit next to each other because of this annoying group of girls who were making this huge fuss and this made me even more scared. I was screaming back to y/f/n and saying I wanted to get off acting like a five year old this is how scared of roller coasters. She scream back, "Y/N, you'll love it, plus I don't think you can get off now." And with that the ride started moving. This was horrible and you had to go up this huge hill before the ride even started. I started crying I wanted to get off I was scared out of my mind. That was until the person next to me who I hadn't noticed grabbed my hand and said,"Don't worry you'll be fine." I didn't really make eye contact because I had my eyes shut the the whole time but he was muscular I will tell you that. The roller coaster was was so scary but kinda fun Y/F/N was right, but I feel horrible because I probably just cut off the circulation in the boys next to me hand. As I got off the ride I looked and turned to see the boy who was sitting next to me was gorgeous, a Greek god, he was Jack Gilinsky.
  • I can't believe this I just went on a roller coaster with jack gilinsky the boy who I obsessed over for about a year now. He was even the lock screen on my phone. I had to say something I had just traumatized him, so I spat out,"Sorry about that. I was a LITTLE scared. Can I repay you in any way I feel horrible!" He responds while smiling that amazing smile I have only seen in pictures and said,"Don't worry about it I thought it was cute. But there is one thing you can do..."I blushed hoping he wouldn't see."What would that be?" I said feeling a little more confident now. "Just let me buy you an ice cream cutie." JACK GILINSKY JUST CALLED ME A CUTIE WHAT IS HAPPENING. I had to keep my cool though."id like that." And with that he held his hand out for me to take and I did intertwining out fingers together we walked to the nearest ice cream shop on the boardwalk. I ordered your favorite ice cream and jack took out his wallet and paid. We started walking and talking. "So how long are you here for?" I said nervously. "The whole summer me and my buddies rented a house down here. How about you?" "The whole summer too!" I replied as happy as I could be being that the boy I had only dreamed about was staying on the same island as me for the whole summer. " I have been coming here since I was born my great aunt owns a house on 24th street." I said feeling more comfortable now. "No way! My house is on 26th street!" I can't believe this was happening right now. I smiled in reply. "What is your name I never got it?" Said jack "Y/N, Y/N Y/L/N." You said as he replied,"well Y/N you have ice cream on your face." he said smiling at me. "Oh my gosh!" I said blushing out of embarrassment. "Don't worry I got it." He said as he put his thumb right by my lip as we stared into each other's eyes he started leaning in and so did I until you hear,"Watch the tram car please." And we stepped to the side.
  • The tram car I hated that thing it always chanted watch the tram car please where ever it went it was the little car that charged u 3.00$ to drive you in the boardwalk, and now I hated even more because it just stopped me and JACK GILINSKY FROM KISSING!!! "So what do you want to do now?" Jack asked snapping me out of my thoughts. "Umm why don't we walk further down the pier." I said and jack agreed. We played lots of games and I had lost all of them. Then we passed the big thing that you had to hit with the mallet and if you hit it hard enough it would ring the bell at the top. Jack started walking towards it and I giggled because somehow all boys felt that to prove their manliness they have to ring the bell on this thing. He handed the man the cash and said to me"think I can do it Y/N/N?" "I don't know you have to be really strong to do this" I said taunting him. He took the mallet and smacked it down and it hit the top and jack got a stuffed bear and a plastic trophy. He gave me the bear and kept the trophy for gloating reasons. We walked towards the second piers rides and got on the Ferris wheel. While waiting in line jack pointed to another crazy roller coaster and said," I know Y/N wants to go on that next." "Shutup!" I said and smacked his arm making him laugh. We got on the Ferris wheel and jack was staring at me. "Do I have more ice cream on my face?"I said wondering why he was staring. "No. You just look really cute right now." He said smiling then started leaning in so did I, and then are lips were pressed up against each other and it was amazing he's lips were so soft they just kept me craving more. I pulled away and jack scoched closer to me putting his arm around my waist. I rested my head on his chest. This night couldn't get any more perfect.
  • "Hey can I get your number Y/N so we can hang out again I had so much fun tonight?" "So did I." I said taking his phone and putting my number in it and sending a message to myself so I had his number. "Thanks so much. Do you have a twitter?" He said nervously. "Yeah here I will search for you so it's easier." I said taking his phone and finding my name I clicked follow and gave him back his phone. He started looking at my profile and the follows you sign popped up already. "Ahhh your a fan aren't you?" He said smiling. I blushed and nodded my head in response. "I better get going." I said "Let me walk you home it's really late." Jack said taking my hand and we started walking off the pier. He walked me to my house and once we got there we both looked at each other until he gave me a quick kiss on the cheek and said "I had so much fun can't wait to see you again." "So did I thanks for the ice cream and bear sorry about your arm by the way."
  • "Oh I didn't even feel it." He said and walked away.
  • I went inside and got ready for bed not being able to stop thinking about tonight. I laid in bed and my phone buzzed it was a message from jack. Oh my gosh he probably hates me I thought and unlocked my phone so I could read the message it read: Goodnight gorgeous I had so much fun tonight 😘. I locked my phone and went to bed smiling because I had just had the best night of my entire life.
  • Part 2??? Give me input was it horrible? Too long?? Too short?