i can't believe someone thinks that


happy birthday to our sweet namjoon!
thank you for being our galaxy 

i love you. [delete]
did you ever love me? [delete]
was i just somebody you used to make you feel better about yourself? [delete]
well, here’s me making you feel better about yourself: you’re the most amazing person i’ve ever met in my life. nobody could ever take your place. i love you more than words can say. [delete]
yeah, you fucked me over, but i still think you’re great. i don’t know if that says more about me or more about you. i don’t know if that makes me pathetic or kindhearted. i always saw the good in you. [delete]
i know i didn’t always act like you were important to me. i’m sorry for that. i’m sorry i didn’t shove it down your throat every day, tell you that you were worth everything to me; i’m sorry i held your mistakes against you so much. i’m sorry i didn’t realize you were struggling too. [delete]
you’re still the first person i want to tell anything to. like did you hear who our ex-friend is hooking up with? did you see that facebook status? did you see that car crash on route 29? did you know there are more microbes on your body than people on earth? [delete]
i know i said leave but i really meant i’ll be waiting for you to come back. my friends say it’s not permanent; i can go back whenever i want to. i know i can but i left for a reason. it hurts so much that you don’t want me. [delete]
i keep thinking i can convince you to choose me. who wouldn’t want someone who loves them this much? i want to shower you with compliments just so you realize what you lost. [delete]
but i also want you to know you’re special. i want you to know somebody loves you, even if they’re far away. i want you to know how you lifted my spirits by just existing. [delete]
but then i think: where’s my “i love you”? where’s my “thank you for existing”? where’s my “you’re special” and “i appreciate you” and “you’re important to me”? why am i always the one trying to make this work? why don’t you value me? [delete]
you told me you’d always answer my text messages, probably even in your sleep. i can’t believe someone so goddamn beautiful could do such ugly things. [delete]
—  delete delete delete

(✿◠‿◠) (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

  • Wendy: *misses Acnologia with her attack*
  • Acnologia: Wow, that really blows
  • Natsu: I can't believe you made a fucking pun in the middle of this
  • Acnologia: Yeah, I'm really on fire here
  • Sting: Please shut up
  • Acnologia: I'm just trying to lighten things up!
  • Cobra: We are going to kick your ass so hard--
  • Acnologia: I don't think so, I think the scale is more balanced towards my side
  • Gajeel: Can someone shut this guy up
  • Acnologia: I only have a few screws loose
  • Rogue: I'm gonna kill him
  • Acnologia: Was my humor too dark for you?
  • Laxus: Fuck you
  • Acnologia: What shocking language
  • Wendy: this is my fault
But unless you are someone like Harry - who is immensely talented in so many different areas - I think it’s really important to stay in your lane and do what you do well.
—  Louis Tomlinson, 20/7/17 (BBC BTY article)

malevolenta  asked:


With the birth of the Woke Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and no slumber.

anonymous asked:

pre-war steve and bucky slow dancing whilst bucky sings old love songs ahhhhhhhhhh

It wasn’t often Bucky could get Steve to do it.  Once in a while, when Steve was feeling sentimental. When it was dark and most folks were sleeping.  

It wasn’t often, but once in a while Bucky could get Steve to stand on his feet and dance with him; taking slow, careful steps in the kitchen where the floorboards didn’t squeak so much.  He’d lean in close, one hand holding one of Steve’s hands and the other around his waist, and his lips close enough to Steve’s good ear so Bucky could sing only as loud as he needed to for Steve to hear:

Your eyes of blue, your kisses too.”

Steve’s hands tightened: one in Bucky’s hand and the other in his shirt.

I never knew what they could do.

“Buck.”  It was too dark for Bucky to see the blush on Steve’s cheeks but Bucky could hear it in his tone.  Not quite mumbled but directed at their feet.

Bucky removed his hand from around Steve’s waist to tip Steve’s head up and catch his eyes, glinting dim lamplight from the street.  “I can’t believe that you’re in love with me.”

Steve’s eyes lit up and he leaned in to speak against Bucky’s mouth: “Course I do, jerk.”

can you believe that jake peralta literally told his fiancée he’d marry her in a dumpster because he loves her so much and the location of their wedding doesn’t matter to him at all?? jake peralta, who started out the show as someone who thought that he didn’t have any real family, who was ridiculously uncomfortable with emotions, who was convinced he’d end up alone–that jake peralta. the very same. look at him now! my boy’s in such a happier place than he used to be, and not just romantically. he’s adopted the squad as his family, he communicates his feelings and affection with ease, he’s getting married in six months and isn’t panicked at all–he’s got the most amazing character growth i’ve ever seen and i’m so glad that he’s here to show us that it does get better.

Running in the Shadows

“Zayn was right,” Liam says. “Someone is searching for his asset, and they’ve got about a month’s head start on us.”

“And I assume this is where I come in?” Louis asks wryly.

“We don’t have a lot of information – Zayn did a very thorough job protecting him – but we think there are three strong contenders: a photographer, a baker, and a yoga instructor.”

“Seriously? Do we even know this bloke’s real name?”

Liam shoots Louis a small grin and shrugs. “Yeah, actually. The man you’re looking for? His name is Harry Styles.”

Louis is an MI6 agent, and Harry is…difficult to find.

Written for @1dreversebang. Read it on AO3!

A painting for a very special someone. She’s beautiful, she’s witty, she’s the best and I love her more than words can express. Today’s her birthday and she deserves to be celebrated! Happy birthday, mum! I love you and forgive me for eating all your chocolate! ♥

  • Someone: Hey think about how you interact with real life children in fandom and considering not interacting with the fandom in communities mainly run by children/young adults if you're middle aged
  • Freaks on here: I can't believe I'm being oppressed for being 30
Arranged Marriage Starters
  • "I can't believe I am marrying THEM."
  • "I want marry whoever I want!"
  • "You're not as bad as I imagined."
  • "No. NO! NO! NO! I am NOT getting married to YOU!"
  • "If you touch me I swear you will not live to regret it."
  • "This isn't quite what I expected."
  • "So... now what do we do?"
  • "I don't think I could have dreamed of anyone better."
  • "Let go of me!"
  • "You want me to marry THEM?"
  • "You can't make me go through this."
  • "I want to marry for love, not because I have to."
  • "I don't want to marry them. I want to marry you."
  • "Take me away from this. I can't do this."
  • "Will I like them?"
  • "What do they look like?"
  • "You can't keep me prisoner like this!"
  • "I don't care about your precious alliance."
  • "This is strictly business."
  • "I will never love you."
  • "Wow. I can't believe I'm marrying them..."
  • "I think I fell in love with you anyway."
  • "I would rather die."
  • "You can't make me love you."
  • "I love someone else!"
  • "Perhaps we can make this work."
  • "You're not my type."
  • "I'm nervous."
  • "I don't care if they like me or not."
  • "This is stupid. I don't want to do this."
  • "So you just sold me off to the highest bidder..."
  • "I can't believe how lucky I am."
  • "I paid a good price for you."
  • "You will have no children with me."
  • "So, we're doing this?"
  • "They are more magnificent than I could have possibly imagined."

There was a request for a solo larger version of this so… here you go.


Adore Delano + Cocktails  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

  • Blaise: You like Hermione Granger!
  • Draco: I do not!
  • Blaise: Yes, Mate, you do.
  • Draco: What in Salazar's name makes you think I like Granger?
  • Blaise: Well, there was that time in sixth year when you had a little too much firewhiskey...
  • Draco: Yeah. So?
  • Blaise: You said you wanted Hermione Granger and a rocket ship.
  • Draco: That doesn't mean a thing! I was drunk! You can't believe what someone tells you when they're drunk as a skunk.
  • Blaise: Actually, your true self tends to come out when you're drunk.
  • Draco: Oh.

@spaceliondad is a blessing and drew some TonyPepperRhodey for me, look at these precious children!!

@spaceliondad: I decided to draw them more 616-ish haha (in a weird timeline where Rhodey is alive and well and we completely forget Fraction’s run happened), but anyway, this was my first time drawing Pepper or Rhodey!