i can't believe someone thinks that

anonymous asked:

Some people argue that Ouma was more interested in Kaito than Shuuichi, which seemed pretty delusional to me until I saw Kodaka's tweet on Ouma's birthday, mentioning Kaito from Ouma's perspective ? I'm not sure if the google translation is accurate but I think it said Kaito was his favorite. Did I miss something or is Kodaka messing with us ?

The tweet Kodaka made on Ouma’s birthday wasn’t about Momota being his favorite so much as it was about it being “Momota’s birthday”!

i can do a quick translation

今日はみんな大好き百田ちゃんの誕生日という事で、たくさんのプレゼントを送って貰ったみたいだよ。いやー、百田ちゃんは人気者だなー、羨ましいなー。

ごめんね、嘘だよー。
もー、そんな怖い顔で睨まないでよー。

Today is our beloved Momota-chan’s birthday, so it looks like a lot of presents got sent over. Wooow, Momota-chan sure is popularー, I’m sooo jealousー.

Sorry, that’s just a lieー. Oh come onー, don’t glare at me with such a scary face like thatー.

I substituted “our” to make it sound better in English but a more literal translation for the first line would be more like “everyone’s beloved Momota-chan.”

Basically, the tweet doesn’t really have much to do with who Ouma likes or doesn’t like–it was mostly about him messing around, claiming that it was Momota’s birthday and that all the presents were actually Momota’s instead (probably also Kodaka’s way at joking about how massively popular Ouma is, since his birthday was huge in the fandom).

I hope this helps clear things up, anon!

i love you. [delete]
did you ever love me? [delete]
was i just somebody you used to make you feel better about yourself? [delete]
well, here’s me making you feel better about yourself: you’re the most amazing person i’ve ever met in my life. nobody could ever take your place. i love you more than words can say. [delete]
yeah, you fucked me over, but i still think you’re great. i don’t know if that says more about me or more about you. i don’t know if that makes me pathetic or kindhearted. i always saw the good in you. [delete]
i know i didn’t always act like you were important to me. i’m sorry for that. i’m sorry i didn’t shove it down your throat every day, tell you that you were worth everything to me; i’m sorry i held your mistakes against you so much. i’m sorry i didn’t realize you were struggling too. [delete]
you’re still the first person i want to tell anything to. like did you hear who our ex-friend is hooking up with? did you see that facebook status? did you see that car crash on route 29? did you know there are more microbes on your body than people on earth? [delete]
i know i said leave but i really meant i’ll be waiting for you to come back. my friends say it’s not permanent; i can go back whenever i want to. i know i can but i left for a reason. it hurts so much that you don’t want me. [delete]
i keep thinking i can convince you to choose me. who wouldn’t want someone who loves them this much? i want to shower you with compliments just so you realize what you lost. [delete]
but i also want you to know you’re special. i want you to know somebody loves you, even if they’re far away. i want you to know how you lifted my spirits by just existing. [delete]
but then i think: where’s my “i love you”? where’s my “thank you for existing”? where’s my “you’re special” and “i appreciate you” and “you’re important to me”? why am i always the one trying to make this work? why don’t you value me? [delete]
you told me you’d always answer my text messages, probably even in your sleep. i can’t believe someone so goddamn beautiful could do such ugly things. [delete]
—  delete delete delete

TW for abuse and mothers

Hello I’m an 18 yr old autistic Muslim who lives in Arizona. My mother beat me this morning and I’m hoping it will show visible bruises so people will actually believe me and I can finally get help (from my therapist especially), I am not fit to stay in this house any longer and I need to slowly move out my shit and quietly gather what I need while I find a job and seek refuge from someone willing to take me in. I will be finished up with school around the beginning of January 2018 which is why I am still staying here so long. It will give me time to save up and start planning accommodations. The person I was relying on bailed out on me and wants more than the $300 I gave her and I also do not want to stay in Arizona anymore.

Me and my cat are looking for a place to stay after December of this year, I’ll pay for whatever you need. I need refs for shelters and any help at all will be appreciated. I’m trying to get to the east coast and as far away from my mom as physically possible.

Arranged Marriage Starters
  • "I can't believe I am marrying THEM."
  • "I want marry whoever I want!"
  • "You're not as bad as I imagined."
  • "No. NO! NO! NO! I am NOT getting married to YOU!"
  • "If you touch me I swear you will not live to regret it."
  • "This isn't quite what I expected."
  • "So... now what do we do?"
  • "I don't think I could have dreamed of anyone better."
  • "Let go of me!"
  • "You want me to marry THEM?"
  • "You can't make me go through this."
  • "I want to marry for love, not because I have to."
  • "I don't want to marry them. I want to marry you."
  • "Take me away from this. I can't do this."
  • "Will I like them?"
  • "What do they look like?"
  • "You can't keep me prisoner like this!"
  • "I don't care about your precious alliance."
  • "This is strictly business."
  • "I will never love you."
  • "Wow. I can't believe I'm marrying them..."
  • "I think I fell in love with you anyway."
  • "I would rather die."
  • "You can't make me love you."
  • "I love someone else!"
  • "Perhaps we can make this work."
  • "You're not my type."
  • "I'm nervous."
  • "I don't care if they like me or not."
  • "This is stupid. I don't want to do this."
  • "So you just sold me off to the highest bidder..."
  • "I can't believe how lucky I am."
  • "I paid a good price for you."
  • "You will have no children with me."
  • "So, we're doing this?"
  • "They are more magnificent than I could have possibly imagined."

There was a request for a solo larger version of this so… here you go.

  • Blaise: You like Hermione Granger!
  • Draco: I do not!
  • Blaise: Yes, Mate, you do.
  • Draco: What in Salazar's name makes you think I like Granger?
  • Blaise: Well, there was that time in sixth year when you had a little too much firewhiskey...
  • Draco: Yeah. So?
  • Blaise: You said you wanted Hermione Granger and a rocket ship.
  • Draco: That doesn't mean a thing! I was drunk! You can't believe what someone tells you when they're drunk as a skunk.
  • Blaise: Actually, your true self tends to come out when you're drunk.
  • Draco: Oh.

A painting for a very special someone. She’s beautiful, she’s witty, she’s the best and I love her more than words can express. Today’s her birthday and she deserves to be celebrated! Happy birthday, mum! I love you and forgive me for eating all your chocolate! ♥

@spaceliondad is a blessing and drew some TonyPepperRhodey for me, look at these precious children!!

@spaceliondad: I decided to draw them more 616-ish haha (in a weird timeline where Rhodey is alive and well and we completely forget Fraction’s run happened), but anyway, this was my first time drawing Pepper or Rhodey!

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“Peasants love their Saints. They hunger for the miraculous. And yet they do not love the Grisha. Why do you think that is?”
“I hadn’t thought about it,” I said. I opened the book. Someone had written my name inside the cover. I flipped a few pages. Sankt Petyr of Brevno. Sankt Ilya in Chains. Sankta Lizabeta. Each chapter began with a full-page illustration, beautifully rendered in brightly colored inks.
“I think it is because the Grisha do not suffer the way the Saints suffer, the way the people suffer.”

  • karkat at his wedding, tears streaming down his face: YOU ARE THE BIGGEST TOOL IN THE MULTIVERSE AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MARRYING SOMEONE WHO WEARS SHADES TO HIS OWN WEDDING!
  • dave tearing up behind his shades: i cant believe where finally MAKIN THIS HAPEN
  • karkat, just openly sobbing now: I KNEW YOU'D MAKE THAT STUPID JOKE! AND WE ARE! WE'RE MAKING THIS "HAPEN"!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
  • dave, also sobbing: okay, kanaya, rose, y'all gotta turn around now so we can kiss
  • kanaya: I Think That Is Against The Point Of Witnessing
  • rose: Just do it, darling. It's their ceremony, they can conduct it in whatever ridiculous way they wish.
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Wild Theory Time

As usual I’m probably wrong and I spend too much time reading into things about this show but here are some caps from the promo of what will be the season finale of Andi Mack.  Apologies for the quality of the caps but the video was pretty low res.  

So we have Andi and Cyrus walking away from what appears to be the spoon and Jonah is looking back at them which causes Amber to ask “you like her don’t you?”  and Jonah gets an awkward look on his face and doesnt seem to know what to say.

Now I know I’ve always said Cyrus would be the questioning boy but this makes me want to change my mind.  They are making it look like Jonah likes Andi because he’s looking back  and Amber notices and asks about it and Jonah’s all uncomfortable and flustered. But Cyrus is there too so maybe Jonah’s looking at him?

The last part of the clip is what really has me wondering.  Cyrus standing in the hallway confused and he says “I didn’t think this was possible.” Whatever “this” is it’s something Cyrus has considered before but dismissed as something that would never happen. Like having a crush on someone you don’t think would ever like you back?  And who’s walking away in the background with the same green backpack and red shirt from the earlier part of the clip….Jonah.  What did Jonah say to Cyrus that would leave him so stunned?  

Maybe just maybe Jonah likes Cyrus.

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Adore Delano + Cocktails  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

I tell myself that I want to write about you, but I still don’t really know how to. You’re the person who makes me wonder every day whether or not this is what love feels like. You managed to care for all of these pieces of me, pieces of me that I told myself were worthless and unnatural and out of place, and you’ve done what all of the other loves haven’t been able to do yet. I’m not struggling to survive without you, but I know that I don’t want to live in a world where you aren’t there. I’m not leaning on you to be everything that keeps me standing, and yet I want to hold your hand for the rest of this journey. You don’t make me feel like I need someone to tell me I’m enough, but you encourage me to be the strongest version of myself every single day. I’m just someone else entirely because of you. And now I know that this thing, this maybe-love..This was never supposed to make me jittery and out of control. This was supposed to calm me down. And you did just that the day your smile brought my tornado of a world to a gentle spin.
—  @itsfangirlalex; Please don’t ever let me go.
BTS: Quotes I've heard at school
  • Seokjin: "I can't believe someone as pretty as me has to breathe the same air as you."
  • Yoongi: "If you wake me up I'll stab you 36 times in the dick."
  • Hoseok: "No one would suspect I smoke weed. I mean, look at me."
  • Namjoon: "We're gonna pretend I didn't just crack the bus window."
  • Jimin: "I don't understand why people think I'm kinky."
  • Taehyung: "I have 9 different instagrams, and at least 7 of them are meme pages."
  • Jungkook: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU LOCKED ME IN THE CLOSET?!"