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∙ He (D. Pedro I) could not help but respond to her great love for him, her good nature, sweetness, and considerateness (…) From the voluminous and frank correspondence that Dona Leopoldina carried with her relatives in Europe, it appears that Dom Pedro gave up tavern hopping and womanizing for some time after the consummation of their marriage. She begged her father not to believe the scandalous tales that he might hear about her husband. (…) He could be sharp-tongued and mean, but normally he was good humored and generous. (Dom Pedro: The Struggle for Liberty in Brazil and Portugal, 1798-1834 //  Neill W. Macaulay) 

Imagine being in awe when you see how passionate Woozi is when he’s performing on stage.

picking a bias in seventeen

so i was like “guys, i finally did it. i mean, i love you all, but i picked a bias,” and they all just gathered around and was looking at me like “ok bitch so who is it?”:

“well, damn. okay then.  it’s hoshi.“ i look over and see him all happy and shit but the others look pissed tbh:

i try to explain that i needed a bias because 13 was just too much even though i still had love for all of them, but they weren’t having it at all.:

so jun was like “okay girl, you got it. i mean you was saying that i did the best body rolls, but it’s cool. i wish y’all the best.”:

then the8 was like “oh, true? damn, that’s wild. i remember you saying something different, but imma let you rock.”:

dino don’t even say nothing.  he just look at me like, ‘i’m not finna put you out on front street but you know what you said.’:

mingyu just like “i mean i guess if you like short guys. you told me tall was your type, but you do you.”:

s. coups look kinda confused, but he’s clearly still upset. “so it was all a lie, then?” i try to comfort him and he just like “nah, nah. ion fuck with liars.”:

wonwoo just looking at me like he hope my first born dies and i get the clap or something.:

vernon looks disappointed but deep down he saw this coming because he knew i don’t fw guys that young.  he low key feel bad that dino ain’t know.:

woozi checked out of the conversation as soon as he heard mingyu say something about tall guys.  and joshua just judging me mad hard bc he remembered me sliding in his dms not too long ago, asking him if he wanted to go to bible study with me.:

seungkwan is offended af but he try to laugh it off and crack jokes.  “ByE gUrL! are you kidding?!”:

dk look like he trying not to cry and it makes me feel some type of way because i never meant to hurt him.:

i finally look at jeonghan and this mf is tying up his hair.  he’s heard enough of the lies and he’s ready to fight.  if he wasn’t already mad because of me, now he’s mad bc he got a stingy ass pony tail since they cut his hair.:

so before i can even react, he the first one to start throwing punches.  then the others join in and these mfs jump me.:

i call out to hoshi for help, but he’s mad bc he ain’t know i was spitting game to the other members.  so he just sitting there like:

so, seventeen beat my ass and then wrote a song about it.  you may have heard the tune.  the original title was “cheatin’ ass hoe”, but pledis wouldn’t let them release it without a different name, so now it’s called “don’t wanna cry”.  to this day, my bias list and my wig are still fucked up.

Eternal bond
  • Naruto: I'm gonna bring back Sasuke, ya know?!!!! Believe it
  • Sasuke: *kidnaps killer bee*
  • Sasuke: *joins the Akatsuki*
  • Sasuke: *declares his intent to destroy the village*
  • Sasuke: *kills Danzo*
  • Sasuke: *tries killing Sakura*
  • Sasuke: *hates the leaf Village*
  • Leaf Village people: no, you can't save him. He's evil af. Nope.
  • Naruto:
  • Naruto: ?
  • Naruto: nah. I can save him.
Latvia Reacting to Joining the European Union and the United Nations
  • Latvia: I... I can now become a member of the EU?? Really??
  • America: and the UN as well, buddy!
  • Germany: of course, and congratulations on gaining independence from the Soviet Union.
  • Latvia: I-I can't believe it... I'm... I'm in an official club with other countries that are not part of the Baltic Trio!! I can now have friends and socialize with much cooler and more interesting countries!!
  • Lithuania and Estonia: EXCUSE YOU!
  • *At a social event where Wonder Woman is present*
  • Lena: Baby, you know that fantasy I have of you, me, and a player to be named later?
  • Reign: Yeah, fine. If it was someone like her, I'd go for it.
  • Lena: You are the best thing that has EVER happened to me.
  • *kisses Reign on the cheek and goes to speak to Diana; Reign blushes*
  • Alex: I can't believe that you said that!
  • Reign: Oh, what? It's not like she's actually gonna do anything about it.
  • *They look over at Lena, who's chatting up Diana and pointing at Reign. Diana turns to look at her, waves and smiles.*
  • Lena: Hey, Baby!
  • Reign: ...Oh.
  • *Reign takes a shot.*
  • Maggie: Yeah...you can't ever give a girl that window.
  • Reign: Are you kidding me? That was just for liquid courage. I'm absolutely gonna do this. Later! *goes to join Lena and Diana, leaving Alex and Maggie in shock with their jaws open*
  • Alex:
  • Maggie:
  • Alex: ...Hey babe?
  • Maggie: Hmm?
  • Alex: ...do you think I could go over there and talk to Wonder Wo-
  • Maggie: Sit your ass down, Danvers.
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Good Behavior | 1.06

How will you make sure it doesn’t get all fucked up again? What will you do differently?

I thought you would help.

Rom-Com Starter List
  • Friendship:
  • "I'm not washing vomit out of your hair again."
  • "Who do I need to punch?"
  • "Don't worry, I covered for you."
  • "You're seriously going out in that?"
  • "I don't think one bottle is going to be enough."
  • "Oh my god! My eyes!"
  • "You started dancing in the middle of the street and you expected me to join in..."
  • "I can't believe he/she/they did that to you!"
  • "How do you suck so badly at this?"
  • "A toast! To the best friend in the universe."
  • Romance:
  • "I was trying to be sexy!"
  • "Are those for me?"
  • "Tonight was...perfect."
  • "You can't just kiss someone like that!"
  • "How do you even do that with your tongue?"
  • "I can't believe your Mom/Dad just walked in on that..."
  • "When I was a kid, I used to dream about meeting someone like you."
  • "Are you asking me out?"
  • "Is that a phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
  • "I'm so sorry! I swear I don't usually vomit all over my dates."
  • "Did you just say that you love me?"
  • Enemies:
  • "Oh, you're going down."
  • "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
  • "I can't believe that I ever thought you were a decent human being."
  • "Is that the best you can do."
  • "Oh no, you look great in that. My Grandma/Grandpa has something like that back home."
  • "If you take one more step..."
  • "How could you do that to me?!"
  • "I'm not apologizing."
  • "I can't do this anymore. I just can't."
  • "I don't hate you. That takes way too much energy."
  • "Go fuck yourself."
  • Texts:
  • [Text] Help. Stuck in the elevator with that creep again.
  • [Text] Fuck, don't tease me like that.
  • [Text] You want me.
  • [Text] Where did you go?
  • [Text] Date boring as hell. Save me!
  • [Text] You suck!
  • [Text] Might be a little late...cover for me?
  • [Text] How did you even get this number?
  • [Text] We're having a movie night. Bring ice cream and booze.
  • [Text] I fell asleep in the middle of him/her fucking me. Do not think they want to see me again.
  • [Text] What is wrong with you?
  • My child: Mom,why my cousin is named berry??
  • Me: Because your aunt loves berries...
  • My child: What about me then ?
  • Me: Enough talking 'I can't get over the fact that 1st april 2016 was planned before and that my boys had tears in their eyes the next day and ppl said no we're making things they're not crying but i saw kyungsoo right there holding his damn tears and our fandom divided just because some ppl believed the fake news and how from that day jongin had to keep his distance from his hyung but he is subtle af and im glad more ppl joined our fandom because they saw every evidence of kaisoo being real and alive after that 'news' and we love kaisoo we support kaisoo we breathe kaisoo
  • My child: ....ok mum i'm gonna sleep now
  • Me: Ok good night 'I can't get over the fact that 1st april 2016 was planned before and that m--
  • My child: NOOO IT'S OK MUM GOOD NIGHT YOU CAN GO NOW
  • Me: Ok ' I can't get over the fact that 1st april 2016 was---
  • My child: *SHUTS THE SHIT OUT OF THE DOOR*

anonymous asked:

(a story I have to share): TFW you decide you're ace/aro, then go to college, get a girlfriend, catch a squish for an entirely different girl, join the friendgroup that involves both of them as well as Squish's two S/Os, eventually merge the two relationships into a 5-person QPR, then spend a night playing spin the bottle with all of them and engage in many cuddle piles. Oh, and I'm still IDing as ace/aro. (I can't believe how wild college is)

Dang, you are one wild child :)

anonymous asked:

I can't believe they made canon everytime that we were saying the balloon squad was teasing yousef about sana. Like in the second clip of episode 9 when we're saying that they called mikael so yousef and sana would be alone ???!!!! gsdhgsjahgfsdhf I'm crying tears of pure joy

I KNOW I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT AS WELL ALSO !!!!! IN THAT CLIP WHEN SANA SAID HI TO THEM MUTTA SAID “HEY SANA COME JOIN US” AND ELIAS WAS LIKE “NO WE’RE IN TJHE MIDDLE OF A TOURNAMENT SHE CAN JOIN AFTERWARDS” SO SHE COULD TALK TO YOUSEF 100%% DVINRIUGNTUG IM LIVING IM DEAD IM SO HAPPY

  • Caitlin: So you guys know Julian right?
  • HR: Julias? yes.
  • Cisco: Alchemy? yes.
  • Barry: I can't believe I worked with that guy
  • Caitlin: Yeah...so we're dating now. don't worry about it. its going well. We'll probably get married soon. oh and also I asked him to join the team so he can help take away my powers okay bye.
EXO TALKS #4 EVERYONE IS UPSET
  • SUHO: I have called you all here for a family meeting
  • ChANYEOL: Well that's great but half of us are actually missing so
  • D.O: Yeah alright smart ass shutup we can all see that
  • CHANYEOL: Damn well someones got a stick up their ass today
  • BAEKHYUN: Actually he doesn't and I think that is the problem am I right
  • D.O: No that not the problem shut up
  • SUHO: Can you stop talking crap I am trying to pull Lay up on Skype so he can virtually attend
  • XIUMIN: Why did I have to join a group with no chill
  • LAY: Hi guys I'm here but where is Kai
  • SEHUN: Probs snogging the face off Krystal
  • *Kai walks in*
  • SUHO: There you are what took you so long
  • KAI: Sorry I made my way here as quickly as I could
  • SUHO: Right well now you are all here I have an important announceme..
  • D.O: Literally what the hell Kai, first Taemin and now you have flipped the coin and moved onto Krystal I can't believe you
  • CHANYEOL: I don't know why you are getting mad I am the one who should be angry, Taeyeon stole my man and now I'm left with a black hole that cannot be filled without..
  • SEHUNS: Baekhyuns dick yeah
  • LAY: What about me Kai took away Krystal, the only person I ever truly loved and now I'm in China wiping away my tears with her old used hankercheif
  • CHEN: UM what did you just say Lay because thats gross and creepy as hell
  • BAEKHYUN: Hang on I should be the one who is annoyed because Kai is dating my girlfriends arch nemesis so now we are basically enemies
  • SEHUN: Way to destroy the family Jongin well done
  • *Phone rings and it's Tao*
  • TAO: Tbfh I am the one who should be upset, me and Sehun used to be best friends but because Chanyeol lost his bum buddy they always hang out together
  • SEHUN: Well it doesn't really help that your in China js
  • SUHO: You guys all suck honestly I am so done with...
  • CHEN: Sucking Kris dick..obviously so we all need to spare a thought for Kris hyung who is also clearly upset, plus he gets no Tao loving either anymore
  • *Luhan makes an appearance by walking into Lays frame*
  • XIUMIN: Hang on now I'm the one who should be upset what the hell are you doing there Lu?
  • LUHAN: Ahh well Yixing needed some comforting plus I had to get rid of that hankerchief it was starting to grow mold
  • SUHO: I give up honestly you are all a bunch of...
  • D.O: Dickheads exactly esp you Kai I'm out of here
  • CHANYEOL: Me too fgs Baek
  • XIUMIN: Me too I have had enough of this
  • SEHUN: Well look what you did Kai all because you couldn't keep your dick in your pants
  • CHEN: I just wanna know why he wasnt bothered about Lay keeping hold of Krystals moldy handkerchief tbh

anonymous asked:

I can't believe they're using indirects in the lasted video. The amount of outright thirst I tweeted about Natasha after that New Years photo shoot OMG. For once I hope they keep the video PG because if my handle shows up there next to "... until I lose consciousness" I'm deleting my account and joining a nunnery 😶

I think they only looked at indirects with “Natasha Negovanlis” and “Elise Bauman” which is good bc I never tweet with their full names 😂  I lowkey predicted this in March 😂

and I did check and I have 0 thirst tweets in those indirects 😎

When aqours kinkshame each other
  • You: Im just going to say this here, y'all are nasty
  • Kanan: i don't even have any kinks!
  • You: kinkshame the kinkless
  • You: I'm kinshaming you because you can't be kinkshamed
  • Riko: I can't even
  • Chika: What if You's kink is kinkshaming
  • Mari: My kink is being kinkshamed
  • //You has left the chat
  • Chika: Oh thank god
  • //You has joined the chat
  • You: Tf did you say about me binch
  • Mari: Hey, is it just me or is Dia is awfully silent
  • Kanan: Now that you've mentioned it, where is she
  • Ruby: SIS I SEE YOU ON YOUR PHONE
  • Chika: What if Dia is the kinkiest of us all
  • Dia: I , Dia Kurosawa, do not engage in such activities
  • Mari: That's not what you said last night
  • You: SHUT DOWN
  • Kanan: Really Dia, how did you think that was going to go down
  • Riko: Oh thank god, a relatable person here
  • Chika: What about me
  • You: It's decided, I'm kinkshaming all of you
  • Maru: NYTK DO;RTHEVE AIK KNKS
  • Yoshiko: Translation
  • Ruby: But I don't have any kinks
  • Chika: How does she do that
  • Yoshiko: That is a lie, I have seen some of those books under your bed when I come over
  • Mari: ‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • You: I can't believe Yoshiko is not a virgin
  • Chika: GOD DAMMIT I HAVE TO PAY 600 YEN TO KANAN NOW
  • Kanan: Haha pay up
  • Yoshiko: I DID NOT DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT , JFC
  • Yoshiko: I was only there for homework
  • Yoshiko: Also how dare you take bets on me
  • Mari: "Homework"
  • Kanan: Is that what you young ones now call "sexual intercourse"
  • Kanan: Since its at home, and could be considered work
  • Yoshiko: Shut your fuck
  • Kanan: Respect your elders!
  • You: Yeah yoshiko wtf
  • Riko: Yeah yoshiko wtf
  • Chika: Yeah yoshiko wtf
  • Ruby: Yeah yoshiko wtf
  • Maru: eAh hSiko wtf
  • Yoshiko: IT'S YOHANE
  • You: The suprising thing here is that Yoshiko had the balls to visit Maru
  • Yoshiko: l I S T E N H E R E
  • Chika: I'm listening
  • Yoshiko: Why is it that I'm always roasted in the group chat, why not riko
  • Riko: HEY
  • You: Because it's so easy to roast you?
  • Chika: Because you don't have any good comebacks?
  • Mari: What they said
  • Yoshiko: You are mean to me, you insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do
  • Yoshiko: I'm going to go cry now
  • //yoshiko has left the chat
  • Maru: > : O
  • Maru: fukc yuo gu sy
  • Dia: : O
  • Kanan: Young lady I did not raise you to be like that!
  • maru: shit, gotta blast
  • //maru has left the chat
  • //maru entered th chat
  • //maru has left the chat
  • //yoshiko has joined the chat
  • Yoshiko: FUCK DID MARU LEAVE
  • Yoshiko: … wait are Dia and Kanan Maru's parents
  • Yoshiko: Does that mean I have to ask them to ask Maru out
  • Dia: If you so much as touch a hair on my daughter's head, say good bye to performing in love live
  • Chika: HEY SINCE WHEN WERE YOU IN CHARGE OF AQOURS
  • Dia: Hmmm, well I've gathered every one to join, named the group, and am competent in more ways than you are
  • Chika: BINCH WHAT
  • Chika: I'll have you know as honoka kousake's #1 fan, she personally told me I was the best aqours member
  • Dia: YOU MET HONOKA
  • Dia: I mean, hmph , it doesn't matter what she said to you, she isn't eli
  • You: Fake
  • Ruby: Fake
  • Dia: Shut up
  • Dia: Anyway, if you really want to prove yourself as the leader of aqours, meet me at the beach at 6 pm
  • You: CHIKA NO
  • Riko: CHIKA NO
  • Mari: CHIKA YES
  • You: YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
  • You: I MEAN LOOK AT WHAT SHE DID TO ME WHEN I SAID ELI WASN'T THAT GREAT
  • [You has sent a photo]
  • You: DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE THAT?
  • Chika: Hmm, Do I assert my dominance or look like a pair of clothes that shiitake went through
  • You: Fucking rude, I did not look that bad
  • Riko: Yes you did
  • Mari: Yes you did
  • Yoshiko: Yes you did
  • Kanan: Yes you did
  • Dia: Well, what's your answer
  • //chika has left the chat
  • Dia: coward
  • //chika has joined the chat
  • Chika: I asked my mom
  • Chika: She said no
  • Dia: Hmph fine, I'll let you remain leader for now
  • Dia: Since you have Honoka's blessing, I will not object
  • Mari: Lame , this is why you're a bottom
  • You: d e s t r o y e d
  • Dia: Okay, but at least I get more out of Kanan than with you
  • Chika: Jesus
  • Yoshiko: I smell a break up
  • Mari: KANAN AND DIA COME OVER LET'S SETTLE THIS
  • Kanan: But I'm at the store..
  • Mari: I got the newest pair of crocs
  • Kanan: BE RIGHT THERE
  • Chika: Okay I know I've had some weird ass kinks, but crocs?
  • Kanan: Don't judge me
  • You: Nah i'm going to
  • Riko: holy fuck
  • Dia: Do I have to go too?
  • Mari: Yes
  • Dia: fuck , fine
  • Riko: So if Dia is a bottom.. then who's the ultimate top in the third years
  • Chika: interesting question
  • You: Protect Yoshiko , she's too innocent for this group chat
  • Yoshiko: Fuck you
  • You: You wish
  • //Maru has joined the chat
  • Maru: *knife emoji*
  • You: holy fuck
  • Mari: Are you two finally here , I'm ready
  • Dia: Im here, but the doors are locked
  • Kanan: Give me 5 minutes
  • Riko: You guys have dms, USE THEM
  • You: get your kinky shit out if the main chat
  • Mari: Fine
  • //mari has left the chat
  • Kanan: see you later kiddos
  • //kanan has left the chat
  • You : Kiddos?
  • Yoshiko: I can't believe the nerve of her , calling me a kid, I am 15 and -
  • Chika: Still a kid
  • Dia: Anyway good bye, and Ruby remember to lock the doors, I'm not going to be back tonight
  • //Dia has left the chat
  • Chika: Well I have got work to do , see you all
  • //chika has left the chat

so i just hit 500 followers?? why do these things happen so fast hgadjfkglahladjf thank you all 💕💕 but special thanks to @mvlfxy@abrcxasmalfoy, and @swearwolflupin for the promos i loVE YOU SO MUCH

to celebrate i’ve decided to combine hogwarts aesthetic rates and personal moodboards to bring you → ✨hogwarts moodboards✨ since it’s the anniversary for the philosopher’s stone!

so the idea is that i will make you a moodboard based on the variables of a hogwarts aesthetic rate - e.g. a wing for ravenclaw, quidditch hoops for chaser, a lightning bolt for lightning-era, etc. etc. explanations for the images i’ve chosen will all be in the caption of the photos, so you can click to enlarge and read what it means!

here’s how to join:

  • mbf this sirius black stan
  • reblog this post! likes don’t count
  • inbox me a 💫 and maybe tell me some more about yourself?? i don’t know all that much about most of you and i’d love to get to know you better! also it’ll be easier for me to make these personal moodboards personal
  • maybe check out my stuff!
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  • if you don’t want to see these, blacklist the tag yer a wizard
  • Me when I first joined debate: wow all these people are so cool I can't wait to be like them!!!!
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