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#and this, ladies and gentleman, is what i call - development

Kallias: Caspian I know you got into the fish again!

Caspian: I did not! I would nev… why would you even thin…

Kallias: *raises eyebrows and just points at his chubby tummy*

Kallias: What are you doing?

Caspian: I’m practising my pouncing. DON’T MOVE.

Kallias: CASPIAN WHERE ARE MY SOCKS?

Caspian: ….

Kallias: You hid them in that old log didn’t you?

Caspian: No.

Kallias: Caspian where are you?

Caspian: ….

Viviane: Caspian?

Caspian: * jumps up from behind log* You called?

Kallias: *grumbles under breath* Of course you come when she calls

If you don’t know who Caspian is the original post is here and headcanons are here

Follower Milestone

In celebration of a follower milestone I am going to be posting the first in a series of one shots that I am calling “This Is How You Lose Her”. The series will feature a short one shot for each member that showcases a choice or moment that will lead to the end of their relationships. So if you are like me and enjoy soul crushing and depressing stories that leave you in tears or with a general sense of “fuck why did I read that?”, then you are in luck.

Thank you all for following me. I still can’t believe how many of you there are that have read the terrible pieces of filth I have put up here. It really is humbling and shocking haha. Thank you so much for giving me a space where I feel comfortable (or at least as close as I can get) posting these stories. I still worry every time I hit the post button that you guys are going to hate the latest update or figure out that I’m just a hack with a perverted mind but somehow you guys seem to enjoy them…maybe the lot of you are as twisted as me.

Anyways, misery enjoys company so expect a sad update tomorrow.

so my darling bf @howtheskycries sent me this shirt which exists in real life:

and said “Au where everything is the same but rhys wears this shirt instead of his other one.

and I couldn’t stop laughing. Naturally, I had to draw him in it.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. Rhys tries to justify this by saying he’s tired of cutting holes in all his shirts. It gives his arm more freedom.

I am still pretty rubbish at drawing bodies and clothing, but I tried to model Rhys’ face after the way @lutnik draws him! I am obsessed with their art style. Even though it seems they don’t use tumblr anymore, you should seriously check their work out (:

NOW, I BEG OF YOU TO DRAW RHYS IN THIS SHIRT AND ADD IT TO THIS POST. 

Fun and weird marriage proposal.

Just imagine this:

Gideon Pines and Pacifica Northwest, with the help of Will, foiled the plans of the Gleeful twins. They were being corrupted by power mystical amulets.

The trouble is that the twins still have some power and are looking for revenge.

But they have not realized that the three are leading them into a trap, designed by Stan to save his nephews.

The problem is that … the trap is still not finished and the two boys and crybaby demon are cornered by the twins.

Stan asks them to improvise something for him to have time to finish it.

They improvise several acts of theater, magic and even dance! That only makes the twins get angry more and approach with the intention of destroying them.

Running out of ideas, Will just think its a unique opportunity.

Will: WAAAIT, Wait, wait, wait! Hold on a second!

Gideon: Uhh Will… what are you doing?

Will: *Bows.* Dipper Psychopath Sadist Crazy Gleeful. Would you do me the honors of becoming… my bride?

Pacifica & Gideon: *Mouth hanging wide open.*

Dipper: *Confused look* I don’t think so!*Comes closer.*

Will: *Backing away.* Dipper, please. I know what you’re thinking, we’re too different. It’ll never work! What will the children look like?

Pacifica & Gideon: *Still has mouth hanging wide super open.* O_O

Dipper: *Coming closer still and with an even more sadistic look* Oooh, that violates so many laws of nature!

Will: *Backed up against the wall.* Listen the idea of a couple of wacky kids like us don’t amount to the mighty termites into this circle of life. So I ask you, if not now, when? If not me, who? I’m lonely.

Pacifica: Can I be your best man?


ahhh~~~ just imagine this: X

On Gray Taking Juvia More “Seriously”

Okay, so I know that this post is long overdue and that this matter has already been addressed thoroughly, especially in this awesome post by @rieriebee, whom I’d also like to thank for all her feedback and insight (Love ya, girlie! <3), but, in my defense, I was on hiatus when chapter 499 of FT had come out and never had the chance to share my thoughts until now. Besides, considering that we’re mere weeks away from the ending of the series and from seeing Gruvia and the other ships become canon, I suppose that now can also pass off as a slightly appropriate time for publishing this post. (Let’s just call this a bit of a reflection on Gruvia’s development and use it as an excuse to drown in our feels. Okay? Okay. >_> <_<)

As usual, I’ve placed the contents of this post under the cut, in order to avoid taking up too much room and so that people who’re uninterested can skip it. The usual disclaimer/warning that the contents of this post merely reflect my opinion and that, considering I expect to be treated with the same respect that I extend to others (in the event anyone disagrees), I won’t tolerate any hate applies here as well. 

Thank you for reading! ^_^

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Emison Rant

I swear to god if I continue to see posts claiming emison is a fan service or that the only reason they are together is because of the baby I’m going to kill someone!

 Seriously people have to you not seen the last three episodes?! Sure this storyline isn’t ideal, but that is so not the point. Emily has stated more than once throughout the series that she is in love with Ali (although her stubborn ass hasn’t told Ali yet) and for as for Ali I think it’s pretty clear how Emily has always been a constant in her life and the feelings were always there although it took her some time to come to terms with them and her sexuality. 

Come on people, just enjoy emison in the last episode! 

Originally posted by shayspieterse

Watching the sunset
  • Michele: it's so beautiful
  • Emil: yeah
  • Michele: know who else is beautiful
  • Emil: *blushes* who?
  • Michele: Sara
  • Emil: why did I even ask?
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The Dolphin Paradox, nekosmuse - COMPLETE
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (Brotzly)
By Organization for Transformative Works

Having lost his job at the Perriman Grand, Todd takes a job selling vintage vinyl to unappreciative hipsters while trying to put his life back together. Dirk Gently is a somewhat regular customer. That is, until Dirk can fix the timeline and get Todd his memories back.

The Record Store AU that’s not a Record Store AU.

Chapters 19 and 20 have now been posted. The story is now complete. Tremendous thanks again to everyone who’s taken the time to read and comment. I adore each and every one of you.

Journal Entry #100

Looking through Prompto’s pictures is definitely better than listening to more of Noct’s damn jokes. I mean, look at how much ass we kick!

Gladio, no. (GLADIO YES)

And now a compilation of butts. (Seriously, Prompto. Shoot the monsters first, THEN shoot asses.)

…At least he’s cute.

To the four-dimensional, alien-loving, living masterpiece of a leader Kim Hyun Joong:

H A P P Y  B I R T H D A Y!

If it wasn’t for my emotional attachment to his portrayal of Rui Hanazawa/Yoon Ji Hoo (seriously. I mourned for that character), I would have never discovered how talented, amazing, and weird he really is, nor would I have known his equally fantastic group SS501.

So he basically ruined my life, and I can’t thank him enough for it XD

Happy Hyun Joong day!

Well, everyone else was doing it. Might as well join in.

So…here’s the tent…

And some of the stuff I’ve been up to lately…

(I really liked this rock.)

And this trip wouldn’t be the same without my best friends, of course.

That last picture was taken seconds before he threw me across the room. It was GREAT. (Seriously, though, don’t touch him.)

YOI ep 10 has still got me awed at how amazing this anime has progressed. But one thing that got me really intrigued, is where it was set: Barcelona.

Now, I remember reading a post somewhere (I’ll edit this once I find it) that Kubo-sensei and a friend traveled to Barcelona to look at monuments and places for the anime etc etc

Of course, I checked her IG and I found these gems:

HMMMMMM

THIS

LOOKS

FAMILIAR

Viktuuri Fic Rec List

(might add more as time goes by…who knows)
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The Completed Works

Unwritten (by kaizuka) Teen and Up Audiences

(34k words)

Soulmates AU where whatever you write on your own skin appears on your soulmate, but when there is a language barrier, meeting becomes just a little more difficult than it should be.

I just wanted to hit them and talk about it already BUT THEY SIMPLY DIDN’T so the suspense was real and the angst knocking on the door.


like your french girls  (by ebenroot) Teen and Up Audiences

(102k words)

in which Victor is an artist, Yuuri is his figure skating muse, and Yuri is so done hearing about their stupid love story through Instagram

It was funny and lovely and it had it’s angsty bits…I JUST LOVE ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THIS SO MUCH???!!! Yurio was just precious, Mila was super funny, Phichit was his usual glorious self, CHRISTOPHE WAS ON POINT just…READ IT


Until My Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches (by Reiya) Explicit

(197k words)

A single event changes the course of Yuuri’s life, throwing him into a bitter rivalry with Viktor Nikiforov that spans across his entire skating career. But as the years go on, rivalry and hatred begin to develop into something very different and Yuuri doesn’t seem to be able to stay away, no matter how hard he tries.
Hatred and love are two sides of the same coin and even though everything changes, some things are still meant to be.

i’m pretty sure everyone and their mother has already read this fic by now and i’m wondering why it took me this long to finally read it??? it’s so good. exactly what the summary promises. SO GOOD. Also as you may know by now i’m absolutely weak for authors including social media in their fics and this fic has so much of that i feel #blessed. WHY HAVEN’T YOU READ THIS YET?! DO IT.


The WIPs

Expomise (by thankyouforexisting) Teen and Up Audiences

(6 chapters, 71k words so far)

Yuuri is at Hogwarts. So is everyone else.

THE HOGWARTS AU WE ALL NEEDED! (i definitely need more though) 
starts in Yuuri’s 1st year. Each chapter is either a new school year or about the summer in between. Yuuri does ballet, Viktor is really famous, Leo pays Phichit’s smart phone bill, Yurio is Yurio. THERE’S MAGICAL FIGURE SKATING. 


Switched (by GhostsOnSaturn) Teen and Up Audiences

(7 chapters, 23k words so far)

Soulmates AU where your consciousness occasionally swaps places with that of your soulmate for varying amounts of time.

REALLY CUTE SO FAR. Viktor is a hopeless romantic and Yuuri just wants to impress people.


solo and pair (by calciseptine) Teen and Up Audiences

(9 chapters, 22k so far)

Yuuri keeps his mark hidden.

Another Soulmate AU…there’s soulmate identifying marks and YUURI JUST ACCEPT THAT YOURS AND VIKTOR’S MATCH DAMN IT…also describes his childhood and how he got to where we met him in episode 1.


Pacing Ourselves (by vermillion_crown) Teen and Up Audiences

(6 chapters, 41k words so far)

Introspection on intimacy from the perspective of a demisexual, flavored with friends who are social media menaces and some dirty touching later on.
(Yuuri’s trying to figure out his life after Viktor Nikiforov smashes into it like a meteor, and Phichit can’t decide whether to help or laugh.)

NICE NICE NICE. Yuuri is very confused, Phichit is hilarious, Viktor doesn’t really know what’s going on. Yuuri getting to know and coming to terms with his sexuality AND a bit of him growing up, very nice. READ IT.


Excelsior (by powerandpathos) Explicit

(13/19 chapters, 77k words so far)

Yuuri has won the Grand Prix, which was everything he thought he wanted. But for Yuuri, an end to skating could mean an end with Viktor, and when two female skaters approach them with an offer that could make them or break them, they are put to the test more than ever. Can they rise higher than they already have?

READ 👏🏼 THIS 👏🏼 FIC
It’s VERY different from all the other fics…I guess it is cause it’s a bit darker? I just really love the plot so far. I’m SO EXCITED for the remaining chapters. Seriously, read it!!!


Constellations (Things You Left Unsaid) (by DasWarSchonKaputt) Teen and Up Audiences

(7 chapters, 28k words so far)

a role reversal au, wherein Yuuri is a figure skating legend in the making - mostly made, or so they say - who decides to take a season off at the peak of his career, and Victor is the runaway-cum-international student from Russia who joins his university and cons Yuuri into becoming his coach. Featuring Phichit Chulanont as the worst (best) friend ever, and Yuri Plisetsky as Yuuri’s self-proclaimed Arch Rival.

alright. so. this AU idea is amazing??? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE BITS OF MEDIA ??!! like the articles and stuff…also the chat logs? it makes a fic seem so much more real, always have been a sucker for that. I’m really excited to see where the author’s gonna head with this!! this fic has a lot of potential so far so we’ll just have to wait and read I guess.


Gone Like Smoke (by InkHallucination) General Audiences 

(6/30 chapters, 23k words so far)

About three things everyone knew about Yuuri Katsuki.
One, at the age of fourteen he had broke the Junior’s world record with one of the most beautiful performances to ever grace the ice.
Two, he had vanished under the eyes of thousands of people right after the end of his free  skate, never to be seen again.
Tree, today in the tenth anniversary of his disappearance, he was found in the same ice he was last seen into, bloody, shaken and with only two words to pronounce, Viktor Nikiforov.
Viktor is conscious that he may be a little bit obsessed with the infamous Katsuki case, even trough that same obsession was the reason behind the success of his now best selling book Yuri on Ice, which was said to be the best investigation to the date about it. That’s why, when he’s called to become a consultant in the reopening of the case, he’s more than eager to participate. But why does the world seem to bend at Yuuri’s whim? And how is that he seems to know him when he’s been gone for a decade?

that’s one long summary but LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FIC. I just started reading it two days ago and as soon as I read the new chapter today I thought: this has to be in my rec list. THIS FIC. IS SO FULL OF SUSPENSE. WITH ONLY 13k WORDS SO FAR??!!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???!! no but seriously this fic is sO suspenseful and thrilling and I just want more chapters already. this is NOT a fluffy relationship-focused fic, so if that’s what you’re looking for ignore my shouting. If you liked stranger things you’re gonna like this. Trust me on that.
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