- 800 yr old entity after being called upon: so, you're the one who- shit, how much blood is that? how deeply did you cut yourself?
- me: uh... pretty deep, i guess? the book said summoning you would require.. a significant amount of blood.. so..
- entity: well, you could've gone a little smaller and shallower, couldn't you? and you were planning on, what, just.. bleeding freely during the entirety of our conversation? after slicing your hand open with a knife that's older than you are? how foolish can you be? christ. you need to clean and cover that. like, right now. here. let me see.
- me: it's not THAT bad plus i disinfected the knife beforeha-
- entity: no. be quiet. we'll talk afterwards. or even.. while i'm helping you with your mess. but it needs to be taken care of, right now, and i truly don't feel like going to a hospital at this hour. they smell.. odd. uncomfortable places. anyway. c'mon. lead me to the antiseptics and bandages.
- me: fine. i guess. Whatever
- entity: i can't believe this... i can't even enjoy the fruit you left for me yet because i have to take care of YOUR irresponsibility.. actually wait let me grab a grapefruit then we can go.. oh, wait, are those peaches? i haven't had one in DECADES.. the pits are so neat-looking, aren't they? i used to save them because they really are just so funny-
- me: clears throat and holds up hand
- entity: ah. yes. right. i apologize. grabbing the fruit. coming. following.. you leading
hey could u possibly find me the fanfic in which tyler is obsessed with aliens and lives in this trailer thing in the woods n like josh is a delivery boy and like some how winds up having to care for tyler early in the fic, later u find out that ty had something like embedded in his neck ? like it's a long fic and i can't remember the name to save my life