i can't believe i had this saved

  • 800 yr old entity after being called upon: so, you're the one who- shit, how much blood is that? how deeply did you cut yourself?
  • me: uh... pretty deep, i guess? the book said summoning you would require.. a significant amount of blood.. so..
  • entity: well, you could've gone a little smaller and shallower, couldn't you? and you were planning on, what, just.. bleeding freely during the entirety of our conversation? after slicing your hand open with a knife that's older than you are? how foolish can you be? christ. you need to clean and cover that. like, right now. here. let me see.
  • me: it's not THAT bad plus i disinfected the knife beforeha-
  • entity: no. be quiet. we'll talk afterwards. or even.. while i'm helping you with your mess. but it needs to be taken care of, right now, and i truly don't feel like going to a hospital at this hour. they smell.. odd. uncomfortable places. anyway. c'mon. lead me to the antiseptics and bandages.
  • me: fine. i guess. Whatever
  • entity: i can't believe this... i can't even enjoy the fruit you left for me yet because i have to take care of YOUR irresponsibility.. actually wait let me grab a grapefruit then we can go.. oh, wait, are those peaches? i haven't had one in DECADES.. the pits are so neat-looking, aren't they? i used to save them because they really are just so funny-
  • me: clears throat and holds up hand
  • entity: ah. yes. right. i apologize. grabbing the fruit. coming. following.. you leading

wow I can’t believe I found caps from the long lost alternate ending of our man bashir where garak dabs julian and himself to safety


jun my Love my An gle


Richard Siken Quote Starters
  • I woke up in the morning and I didn't want anything, didn't do anything, couldn't do it anyway.
  • I say I want you inside me and you hold my head underwater. I say I want you inside me and you split me open with a knife.
  • Vanity makes you say things like "I deserved a better life than this."
  • I sleep. I dream. I make up things that I would never say. I say them very quietly.
  • Your world doesn't make sense.
  • Someone once told me that explaining is an admission of failure. I'm sure you remember, I was on the phone with you, sweetheart.
  • A man takes his sadness and throws it away but then he's still left with his hands.
  • I've been in your body and it was a carnival ride.
  • Tell me about the dream where we pull the bodies out of the lake and dress them in warm clothes again.
  • Love always wakes the dragon and suddenly, flames everywhere.
  • You're in a car with a beautiful boy, and he won't tell you that he loves you, but he loves you.
  • Is that too much to expect? That I would name the stars for you?
  • To them he is a mirror, but to you he is a room.
  • You want a better story. Who wouldn't?
  • Let's admit, without apology, what we do to each other.
  • If you love me, Henry, you don't love me in a way I understand.
  • He was pointing at the moon, but I was looking at his hand.
  • I am more than one thing, and not all of those things are good.
  • Fairy tales have rules. You are a princess or you aren't.
  • You wanted to think of yourself as someone who did these kinds of things. You wanted to be in love and he happened to get in the way.
  • We have not touched the stars, nor are we forgiven.
  • If this isn't a kingdom then I don't know what is.
  • Your body told me in a dream it's never been afraid of anything.
  • You swallow my heart and flee, but I want it back now, baby. I want it back.
  • Sorry about the blood in your mouth. I wish it was mine.
  • Everyone needs a place. It shouldn't be inside of someone else.
  • I'm sorry I came to your party and seduced you and left you bruised and ruined.
  • Everyone could see the way his muscles worked, the way we look like animals, his skin barely keeping him inside.
  • I'm pulling you out of the burning buildings and you say "I'll give you anything" but you never come through.
  • Dear Forgiveness, I saved a plate for you. Quit milling around the yard and come inside.
  • You wanted happiness, I can't blame you for that.
  • I swear, I end up feeling empty, like you've taken something out of me and I have to search my body for scars.
  • Oh, the things we invent when we are scared and want to be rescued.
  • I do believe his mouth is heaven, his kisses falling over me like stars.
  • He had green eyes, so I wanted to sleep with him. Green eyes flecked with yellow, dried leaves on the surface of a pool. You could drown in those eyes, I said.
  • Damn if there isn't anything sexier than a slender boy with a handgun, a fast car, a bottle of pills.
  • The entire history of human desire takes about seventy minutes to tell. Unfortunately, we don't have that kind of time.
  • You play along, because you want to die for love, you always have.
  • You're trembling, but he reaches over and he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist.
  • Moonlight making crosses on your body, and me putting my mouth on every one.
  • I wouldn't kill your pony. I'd like to believe it, anyway.
  • Imagine a story where everything goes wrong, where everyone has their back against the wall, where everyone is in pain and acting selfishly because if they don't, they'll die.
  • You're a train and I'm a train station and when I try to guess your trajectory I end up telling my own story.
  • The way you slam your body into mine reminds me I'm alive.
  • I'm just a writer. I write things down. I walk through your dreams and invent the future.
  • I couldn't get the boy to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time.
  • Imagine a story, not of good against evil, but of need against need against need, where everyone is at cross-purposes and everyone is to blame.
  • You looked at me long enough to see something mysterious under all the gruff and bluster. Thanks.
  • In the wrong light anyone can look like a darkness.
  • You just wanted to prove there was one safe place, just one safe place where you could love him. You have not found that place yet.
  • This is not harmless. You are not breathing.
  • Lesson number one -- be sneaky and have a plan.
  • I know history. There are many names in history but none of them are ours.
  • You know that a boy who likes boys is a dead boy, unless he keeps his mouth shut, which is what you didn't do, because you are weak and hollow and it doesn't matter anymore.
  • Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us.
  • Sometimes you get so close to someone you end up on the other side of them.
  • When someone is trying to ditch you, kill you, never go back.
  • All wars are the same war.
  • We are all going forward. None of us are going back.
  • I'm not suggesting the world is good, that life is easy, or that any of us are entitled to better.
  • I wanted to be wanted and he was very beautiful, kissed with his eyes closed, and only felt good while moving.
  • Okay, so I'm the dragon. Big deal. You still get to be the hero.
  • Actually, you said Love, for you, is larger than the usual romantic love. It's like a religion. It's terrifying.
  • You take her out into the rain and you fall in love with her and she leaves you and you're desolate.
  • Sorry about the scene at the bottom of the stairwell and how I ruined everything by saying it out loud.
  • Someone is digging your grave right now.
  • There's a niche in his chest where a heart would fit perfectly.
  • Your co-workers ask if everything's okay and you tell them you're just tired.
  • Here is the repeated image of the lover destroyed.
  • At this point in the story so many things have gone wrong, so many bad decisions made, that it's a wonder anyone would want to continue reading.
  • Eventually something you love is going to be taken away.
  • I wanted to hurt you but the victory is that I could not stomach it.
  • Tell me we're dead and I'll love you even more.
  • I take the parts that I remember and stitch them back together to make a creature that will do what I say or love me back.
  • I am sad and angry and I want everyone to be alive again.

the-cheer-teacher  asked:

I want to get my first ever pet rats, I'm so excited for it but the cages are so expensive, do you have any experience of diy cages? They will probably be out most of the time I'm at home, but I want a good home for them when they can't be out. I was also wondering if you had any other advice for a beginner? Thanks

Hi  the-cheer-teacher!

That’s exciting you’re getting pet rats and that you’re doing this research ahead of time.

Keep in mind you only need to buy a cage once. I believe you can save a lot of time and money in the long run by buying a high quality, ready-made cage. You can often find cages with discounted prices online. (More on this later on.) There are other pet rat supplies you can craft yourself. For example, using cardboard boxes for hideouts, and making your own hammocks and toys can all help cut costs. 

PHOTO: Cardboard boxes are a budget-friendly way to furnish your pet rats’ cage.

I’ve looked at a lot of DIY cage photos. Some are made using inappropriate materials and some are shoddily constructed. The best DIY cages I’ve come across are the ones made of the wire cubes used for closet storage. You’d need to find the right grid-size, though, so your rats won’t be able to squeeze through. The other possible problem with using these wire crates for cage-building is, if your rats chew on the wires, it could be toxic for them. When you purchase a cage made specifically for pets, you can rest assured they’re completely safe and non-toxic.

PHOTO: Wire closet storage cubes can be used to make cages.

In case you want to look into using wire storage crates, here are some examples of cages made for rabbits:

The wire storage cubes used in the above cages can be purchased inexpensively from Walmart online here

I previously responded on Tumblr to someone who was interested in converting a bird cage into a pet rat home

I love the idea of converting cabinets into pet rat cages. However, since converted cabinets only allow for air flow from the front, any build-up of urine and/or feces would be even more dangerous for a rat’s sensitive respiratory system. To keep rats healthy, It’s important to have adequate ventilation and air flow.

In fact, here are a few things you definitely want to avoid in a cage—whether or not it’s store-bought or hand-made:

  • Wood - Liquids (including urine) will soak into wood. Wood cannot be properly and thoroughly cleaned. 
  • Sharp Edges - Rats can easily get puncture wounds which can develop into abscesses.
  • Aquariums – As mentioned earlier, air flow is important. Aquariums don’t allow for adequate air circulation.
  • Wire mesh on the floor(s) of the cage unless kept covered. - If routinely allowed to walk directly on the mesh, rats are more prone to develop bumblefoot. Bumblefoot is a bacterial infection and inflammatory reaction that occurs on the bottom of rat feet, and is not always easy to resolve.
  • Wire mesh that’s rectangular (instead of square) can potentially pose a risk.  Injuries can occur when the gauge is just big enough for a rat’s hind foot to stick all the way through one of the rectangles. If the rat then rotates its foot and tries to pull it back out of the rectangle, a sprain or other injury could result.

For more information on choosing cages with the best specs and materials, I have a page on my website dedicated to Pet Rat Housing.

To help cut expenses, you could always look for a used cage in good condition. As long as the cage hasn’t accumulated years of crud and is still structurally sound you can sometimes find great deals on craigslist, eBay as well as on local rat group facebook pages.

Finally, the Critter Nation Double Unit is often on sale. Right now it’s on sale for $179.99. (It’s normally $239.99.) Many rat owner feel that this cage is the gold standard.

My personal favorites are the Martin’s cages. The F-470, in particular, looks fantastic. It’s nice and roomy, well-constructed and has square mesh. It is a bit more expensive but, as I said earlier, you only need to buy a cage once.  

PHOTO: This is the Martin’s cage in which my own rats live.

For babies, you can always get a Rat Manor as long as you can get a larger cage later on when your rats become full-grown. The Rat Manor is collapsible making it easy to store. This is a great cage to have on hand when you need to temporarily house your rats in another room. It can also be used when introducing new rats.

I hope my response is helpful. I know I went beyond just answering your question about DIY cages. However, since a cage is such an important part of a rat’s life, I thought I’d give you an overview that encompasses more than just cages you can build yourself. Rats love building nests and making their living spaces their own. Even if your rats will be out most of the time while you’re home, you’ll still want them to have a lot of space in a well made cage when you’re not home.

For tips on general care, I have a website called About Pet Rats. I also have a Guide to Essential Pet Rat Supplies you can get for free when you sign up for my pet rat care newsletter.

Enjoy your new babies and I’d love to hear what you decide to make (or buy) for their home!

Best Wishes,

Jasmine | About Pet Rats

Six: Today has the makings of a lovely day!

River: Really?

Six: Mm, we could, you know, go for a walk along the beach later…

River: We could…

Six: And I spy a little store selling ices at the end of the pier!

River: Oh yes!

Six: We could, um, dream… a little…


I’m not okay with how adorable these two were in The Diary of River Song, not in the slightest. What did I do to deserve a scene where Six and River have tea together and he bashfully proposes a date inside her dreams? What did I do to deserve any of the Six/River scenes? (I know they had to save the world ‘n all… I kinda wish they had been able to dream together I’m so schmaltzy…)

anonymous asked:

hey could u possibly find me the fanfic in which tyler is obsessed with aliens and lives in this trailer thing in the woods n like josh is a delivery boy and like some how winds up having to care for tyler early in the fic, later u find out that ty had something like embedded in his neck ? like it's a long fic and i can't remember the name to save my life

yes yes yes my fave:

Some Poisoned Food For Thought by tjstar (16/16 | 56,354 | Not Rated)

Josh feels uncomfortable as Tyler’s hollow glance travels to his ‘I WANT TO BELIEVE’ tank top. Tyler’s face is emotionless, but his words come out with such a non-breakable confidence.

“You’re on my team, aren’t you?”

Josh’s breath hitches.

“What’s the team?” he asks cautiously. “The team of ‘The X-files’ fans?”

“The team of Believers,” Tyler rolls his eyes like he’s talking to a stupid baby and runs out of patience, but the knot of nervousness in Josh’s chest slowly unties itself.
Aka the story in which Tyler is obsessed with aliens, and Josh can’t leave him alone.



This is what I do, remember? When you came to me, you gave me a job. A purpose. At first, well, I had been trying to save the world for so long, I–saving one life at a time seemed a bit anticlimactic. 

But then I realized… sometimes one life… If it’s the right life… That’s enough.

the daily clarke

Bellamy woke and wiped the sleep from his blurry eyes. He always took the first shift of the day. Eager to check on all the systems and farms to make sure everything was running smoothly. A calm enveloped the Ring as everyone else was still sound asleep in their quarters. Only his footfalls and the hum of the equipment gave any indication of life. Afterward, Bellamy grabbed grub from the kitchen for his breakfast. Grub was an accurate name, very little taste or texture, but down it fast enough and you didn’t really notice. His one consolation was a hot cup of tea. Discovering the seeds to tea plants had been a good day. 

Bellamy brought his tea to the the observation deck as the sun began to emerge over the eastern half of the continent. Like clockwork, the computer signaled an incoming message from Earth. The Ring’s comm system barely worked within its confines. It definitely didn’t have the juice to transmit anything but they could receive strong transmissions. Bellamy smiled as he pushed the button to turn on the speakers as Clarke’s hopeful voice brought him up to speed with her life. Foraging for food, learning to use the special technology in Becca’s bunker, and raising young Madi. Asking him if he had dealt with something similar raising Octavia. He thought of travelers in the ancient world who wrote letters to family and friends in far off lands who had to wait years for those letters to reach them with news. He got his news in wonderful daily doses. But she would have to wait until he returned to Earth. Still more than 2 years away, he longed see Clarke and Octavia. Gazing down on the continent he had once trudged through, sometimes the short months he had spend down there felt like a dream from which he had woken up. 

He finished the last sip of his drink and saved the message to their logs. Someday he’d tell her everything that happened up here. How this was the favorite part of his day, listening to hers. He knew she was counting the days and he counted along with her as the others began to shuffle along the hallway to start their day.


anonymous asked:

"I can save you" "No you can't" prompt maybe? Yes yes?


“I can save you.”

Morty had looked over one day, after being contemplative and quiet, and the words that left him were a bombshell dropped on Rick’s brain. He turned to look at his grandson, eyebrow raised, and chuckled a little, rolling his eyes.

“Ye-yeah, Morty? Y-you think s-so?” It was obvious that the elder didn’t believe that. He didn’t need saving. What he needed was another drink.

“Yea-yeah, Rick. I… I do.” But his tone wavered and he looked down at his feet, shame written across his features. Maybe he really did know better. It was almost cute; had Rick been a little less inhibited, maybe he would have kissed him. Sadly, he knew Jerry was home and willing to burst into the garage at any given moment.

“We’ll see.” Ominous as it sounded, Rick didn’t have high hopes for himself, unlike his hopes for Morty.


“M-Morty, go!” Rick yelled, hollering as loud as he could with a chest full of broken ribs.

“I– I’m not leaving you, Rick!” Morty looked like he was going to put his foot down, be adamant, and not permit Rick this last good thing. It was infuriating, but so endearing that Rick’s face betrayed him, a gentle smile on his lips as he tugged the other in for a slow kiss. The wheezing sound of his breathing left Morty in a panic, but he didn’t say anything, just relished in the soft touches.

“You can’t save me, Morty.” Rick muttered, pulling away barely enough to shoot a portal beneath his grandson, “But you can redeem me. Be better than me. Go on and do something good with your life.” Monologuing wasn’t his favorite thing, or maybe it was, but it at least kept all of the other’s fearful complaints out of his head. If he was going to die, that was fine. He was an old man, he’d done his fair share of everything, but Morty had barely begun to live. Maybe he’d get that chance, now.


A/N: A short drabble based on the promo images and what we already know about season 3. Please excuse any mistakes, I’m really sick right now haha! Hope you enjoy xo


After a refreshing ride along the coastline to calm his nerves, Dwight disembarked his horse and tied him to the fence outside the church. He could do nothing to prevent his smile nor the almost painful butterflies in his stomach. The church was empty save the minister and two people Dwight did not know, just like they had arranged it in the good old days.
He took his place and waited for her. He did not have to wait long. She walked gracefully on her own, wearing a fine satin gown with blue flowers decorating her golden hair. He noted that he would die soon if he did not regain his breath. She took her place beside him, where it would now always be, and smiled.
The entire ceremony was a blur. Soon it was over and the moment he had been long waiting for had arrived. He savoured it: the feel of her soft red lips, the ever-present taste of honey and sugared almonds, the sight of his ring as he touched her porcelain face. The minister had subtly cleared his throat twice but Dwight did not care. He could not stop. He could not let her go. He would not let her go.


The force of the blow seared his face. His dream had allowed him a few moments escape but he was now forced to face his grim reality.
His arms ached as they were hastily pulled along, his legs tore through his uniform as they skidded along the uneven ground, his nose and eyes burned from the rank seawater, his head was cold as if it had suffered some sort of injury.

As he came face to face with a large iron gate, the two accompanying soldiers muttered something in French which Dwight could not understand.
The gate flew open and Dwight gasped in horror at the sight before him: an impossibly large building, the grounds of which were peppered with numerous dead men who adorned the same uniform as Dwight.
He stared emptily at the intimidating building, the agonising screams from within pierced his ears and scarred his soul.
His entire being filled with dread. He now doubted his dream would ever come true.

  • Narcissa Black who grew up being fed pureblood ideas
  • Narcissa Black who was so fiercly loyal to her family that she thought that everything they believed must be true
  • Narcissa Black who was so loyal that she was almost sorted into Hufflepuff
  • Narcissa Black who was sorted into Slytherin because she was as cunning and smart as she was loyal and was able to talk the hat into putting her in Slytherin
  • Narcissa Black who was angry about her resting bitch face because everyone always thought that she was angry at them
  • Narcissa Black who slowly became angry at everyone when they treated her so badly; they all thought she was mad at them
  • Narcissa Black who developed a superiority attitude because she had to mask all of that loneliness somehow 
  • Narcissa Black who was tired of being valued only for her blood and not for her all of the other reasons that she was obviously superior
  • Narcissa Black who was excellent at charms and even better at lying
  • Narcissa Black who married Lucius Malfoy because he was everything her family wanted
  • Narcissa Malfoy who fell in love with Lucius Malfoy slowly because he made her feel special for her and not only because she’s a pure blood
  • Narcissa Malfoy who found out that she’s pregnant and broke into tears because here is this little human that she created and she already loves him so much
  • Narcissa Malfoy who loved stronger than anyone else
  • Narcissa Malfoy who pampered Draco from birth because she loved him so much
  • Narcissa Malfoy who would have been proud of Draco even if he had been a Hufflepuff because she never forgot how the sorting hat almost put her there
  • Narcissa Malfoy who decided that she would risk everything if she could save Lucius and Draco
  • Narcissa Malfoy who put her family first
  • Narcissa Malfoy who went against everything she had ever believed to save Draco because winning the war without him meant nothing
  • Narcissa Malfoy who became friends with Harry after he constantly bombarded her with thanks
  • Narcissa Malfoy softening to this boy who had gone through so much
  • Narcissa Malfoy loving stronger than anyone else

anonymous asked:

Wait. When did he say she had a nice butt?

During the bottle flip stream, Stephanie sent her bottle flying a little too far and when she had to bend over the table to grab it Matt looked at her butt and actually said out loud on stream ‘that’s a nice view’.

https://youtu.be/eVwBfDxIMaE here’s a link friend! (I’m on mobile so I can’t set it right to the proper time but it’s 43:15)