i can't believe how in love this kid is

kawaiijohn  asked:

aizawa totally uses hello kitty bandaids and keeps some on his person at all times

they are shamelessly pink and cute and adorable and some of the Hello Kittys are dressed up as heroes (there’s All Might Kitty, Present Mic Kitty, and even the occasional Eraserhead Kitty)

i bet he also has rare Chococat bandaids that he uses for special occasions 

one day he sees Keroppi bandaids at the store and buys them b/c they reminded him of Tsuyu. no one finds out about it until he Tsuyu gets a cut one day during practice and Aizawa hands her a Keroppi bandaid. she loves it and gives him a happy, contented frog daughter smile

he, of course, pretends it was a just a spontaneous decision and that it was totally a coincidence. no one in Class 1A believes him

additionally, everyone in Class 1A has had a Hello Kitty bandaid on them at one point. even Bakugou. particularly Bakugou.

sometimes Aizawa will be lenient and give Bakugou Chococat bandaids instead, but if he’s been a particularly terrible little shit that day, Aizawa’ll find the pinkest, girliest, most adorable Hello Kitty bandaid for Bakugou to wear, and pretend like he didn’t intentionally just do that

Bakugou curses but he’s forced to wear it all day, while his classmates snicker at him

(Ochako loves the Hello Kitty bandaids. Kirishima thinks it’s super manly. Tokoyami usually sulks slightly b/c they’re too pink for him. Aoyama somehow gets his hands on glittery Hello Kitty bandaids and wears them proudly. Izuku thinks they’re cute and is kinda fond of them. 

Momo loves them and thinks they’re super adorable oh my god. Todoroki is kinda neutral to them, but enjoys the idea of Aizawa caring for them. Shouji is also kinda neutral, but thinks it’s cute that Aizawa has bandaids like that on hand. Mina and Tooru LOVE their cute bandaids and always look forward to getting them after a harsh training session. 

Ojirou doesn’t say anything, but silently thinks they’re cute and is actually fond of the pink bandaids. Kaminari and Mineta think that wearing them will attract girls (this, inevitably, fails). Jirou won’t admit it, but she thinks the bandaids are ADORABLE…. 

Kouda loves to stare at his bandaids b/c they’re just super cute and it’s a tiny little kitty and he’s just super happy and content. Satou wears his proudly (and he also probably owns a Hello Kitty apron). Iida enjoys the practicality of a teacher carrying around extra bandaids in the event that a student may get injured. Sero just thinks it’s kinda funny and wears his bandaids without complaint

basically Bakugou is the only one who’s annoyed with the super cute pink bandaids and everyone else loves them)

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Take Poppy with you everywhere you go on your cellular telephone! Watch Poppy on the internet website YouTube.com! Never forget how much Poppy loves you. 

anonymous asked:

just wondering but does jeremy have a tattoo in the tattoo au?

Oooh! That post was from pre-Jeremy (or at least pre-Jeremy in the main room and thus his fabulous self was not yet in my writing) so i hadn’t considered it but of course he would! Hmm. Jeremy might actually be the only one to have a set colour scheme rather than a set symbol (and i’m sure you can guess what that filthy colour combo is). 

Following a close call where Jeremy came to his rescue in the most obnoxiously improbable way Geoff gets a lurid monster-truck ramping off his shoulder blade. And with that the final unspoken barrier was breached, undeniable evidence of the truth they’d all long since embraced, that Jeremy was as permanently entrenched in the crew as anybody else.

It would be a joyous event except, well. The tattoo tradition is well and truely in place at this point so it turns out to be more of a problem than anything, considering not a single other member of the crew was even remotely prepared to ink that travesty of a vehicle onto their bodies.

Geoff cops a lot of shit for his choice, and for the longest time nothing is done, but eventually it is, as usual, Jack who comes up with a solution. She turns up one morning, after a long drunken night on the town with Jeremy, inexplicably bearing a neat little row of shots across the inside of her bicep. The glasses, holding varying levels of liquid, are two-toned; the same eyesore colours as Geoff’s truck, the unmistakable mark of Rimmy Tim.

From there all bets are off and within the next month or two the rest of the crew adds to their collection. After the pair utterly destroy a rival gang with little more than their fists Michael gets the most cartoony looking knuckle dusters printed on his ribs. When Jeremy spends a week going out of his way to keep Gavin occupied after a particularly nasty job got him down Gavin comes home with a fluffly little purple and orange tabby cat cheerfully etched into his skin.

Ryan’s takes a while, waits so long that Geoff’s gleefully insisting that the only thing left for him to do is to immortalise the godforsaken cowboy hat the whole crew thinks Jeremy wears just to spite them. In the end though, after Ryan and Jeremy get paired together for jobs more and more often the image comes easily. Crossed weapons, Jeremy’s favourite ridiculous custom coloured semi-automatic over Ryan’s sleek and sensible matte black, like crossbones over the fiery glow of an explosion.


(Original post / Michael and Jack

  • Justin: "I am a cashier at a farmer's market in Michigan. We sell a huge variety of stuff, including fresh shrimp. Today a toddler walked by our shrimp cooler and started chanting, "Shrimp! Heaven! Now!" Emphasis on the now, eventually leading his mother to say, "Please Daniel, we can't keep doing this." What is Shrimp Heaven? Why does Daniel need it now? What are my responsibilities in this situation, if any? I'm confused and delighted by this sloganing child, but I fear something darker may lay under the surface." That's from Shrimp Jesus Will Return.
  • Griffin: Let's all take a minute and collect ourselves and appreciate how good this child is, and how good the situation is. Alright.
  • ...
  • Griffin: Shrimp Heaven Now. I like the idea of like, he's trying to say like, "Lemme get, let me get all up in Shrimp Heaven right now."
  • Justin: That's what it's gotta be, right? This is not a religious child, I have to imagine.
  • Travis: Here's the thing. What I would like to believe is that this kid is just crazy for shrimp. Just loves those prawny bastards.
  • Justin: Wild for the stuff.
  • Travis: So much so that it has lead his parents to say things like, "Please Daniel, we can't keep doing this," because this child's shrimp hunger is driving them out of house and home.
  • Griffin: It's an expensive protein.
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It was really nice getting to draw something to commemorate me and my pals going to Pride this year!
(It was also really nice that I didn’t lose the whole picture due to technical difficulties oml seriously save ur work as you go kids)

Also; I know I said so in the video, but thanks so much for 5000 subs! 💖”

MORE ART ON MY DA // MORE SPEEDPAINTS ON MY CHANNEL (<– links in my blog header ^^)

Rom-Com Starter List
  • Friendship:
  • "I'm not washing vomit out of your hair again."
  • "Who do I need to punch?"
  • "Don't worry, I covered for you."
  • "You're seriously going out in that?"
  • "I don't think one bottle is going to be enough."
  • "Oh my god! My eyes!"
  • "You started dancing in the middle of the street and you expected me to join in..."
  • "I can't believe he/she/they did that to you!"
  • "How do you suck so badly at this?"
  • "A toast! To the best friend in the universe."
  • Romance:
  • "I was trying to be sexy!"
  • "Are those for me?"
  • "Tonight was...perfect."
  • "You can't just kiss someone like that!"
  • "How do you even do that with your tongue?"
  • "I can't believe your Mom/Dad just walked in on that..."
  • "When I was a kid, I used to dream about meeting someone like you."
  • "Are you asking me out?"
  • "Is that a phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
  • "I'm so sorry! I swear I don't usually vomit all over my dates."
  • "Did you just say that you love me?"
  • Enemies:
  • "Oh, you're going down."
  • "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
  • "I can't believe that I ever thought you were a decent human being."
  • "Is that the best you can do."
  • "Oh no, you look great in that. My Grandma/Grandpa has something like that back home."
  • "If you take one more step..."
  • "How could you do that to me?!"
  • "I'm not apologizing."
  • "I can't do this anymore. I just can't."
  • "I don't hate you. That takes way too much energy."
  • "Go fuck yourself."
  • Texts:
  • [Text] Help. Stuck in the elevator with that creep again.
  • [Text] Fuck, don't tease me like that.
  • [Text] You want me.
  • [Text] Where did you go?
  • [Text] Date boring as hell. Save me!
  • [Text] You suck!
  • [Text] Might be a little late...cover for me?
  • [Text] How did you even get this number?
  • [Text] We're having a movie night. Bring ice cream and booze.
  • [Text] I fell asleep in the middle of him/her fucking me. Do not think they want to see me again.
  • [Text] What is wrong with you?
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All six of us fix our eyes on the rising sun.
There are moments you remember and people you will never fucking forget. While orange light bathes us, while tension flits far, far away, how much we’ve felt - all that we’ve bled - surrenders to our collective love. Lifetimes, days, minutes spent together.
As we watch outward. As we watch upward. As our faces warm.
We live and breathe in quiet, blissful peace.

anonymous asked:

idk if other people feel this way, but i worry sometimes that in the future i'll somehow fall in love with a man. like, i'm a lesbian, and i have absolutely zero desire to date men, but i'm so scared that like however many years down the line i'll fall in love with a man. and i'm like terrified. i don't want that. i don't want to be with a man. but i can't predict the future and that possibility is so horrifying...? is this super weird?

nope not weird, i cant count how many lesbians i’ve met who have this fear. i think its connected to internalized lesbophobia, that you’re kidding yourself when you’re calling yourself a lesbian because every ‘normal’ girl has to like men eventually, right? when your mom says “you’ll find the right boy" for so long, i think you start to believe it on some unconscious level. disbelief/doubt in our own feelings is common, and its particularly an issue for women who love women, because women’s feelings/opinions in general are already dismissed as hysterical. i feel that way too sometimes. but like i say, you can’t live your life based on an unfounded hypothetical, just how you feel right now. one day at a time. and i think it gets easier after a while.

anonymous asked:

Hey i read in a interview with the director of that movie that she wanted to tell a story of how the fate of many black and biracial kids was affected by the holocaust; with many of them also ending up in concentration camps. And that the kid of an SS officer with whom the lead falls in love with is realizing as he gets older what horrors his regime is doing and can't understand it. Can you explain how this romanticizes Nazism?

thank you for asking. i appreciate that you want to learn more about this situation. it’s taken me a while to collect my thoughts, so here they are.

i’m usually a firm believer in both the power of love through adversity and the artistic rights of actors and filmmakers. i’m not trying to place blame on amandla stenberg or amma asante. however, this movie feels insensitive, exploitative, and extremely tasteless. every other jewish person i’ve discussed this with has had the exact same reaction. here’s why:

before she edited it, amandla’s post called the holocaust a “backdrop” for the love story. that’s right, the genocide of my people used as a narrative device to frame some sort of “forbidden” romeo/juliet type  relationship. in a world where fucking neo nazis are making a comeback i’m afraid i’m not so forgiving to situations like this. goy filmmakers have a long history of exploiting the holocaust and the suffering of jewish/romani people for the sake of furthering their own heroic narratives and i’m done with that bullshit. 

i’m aware that hitler youth was often compulsory for german children. i’m also aware that hitler’s doctrine threatened everyone perceived as “un-aryan”, not just jewish and romani people. the fate of poc, especially black and biracial people, in hitler’s germany is absolutely something worth talking about and exploring further. i’ve often advocated for studies of the holocaust include sections that discuss not only the complete jewish and romani experience, but also the experience of poc, lgbtq people, disabled people, and others affected. but to do it in a way that humanizes their oppressors, who are literal fucking nazis, is absolutely atrocious. there is no equal love between an oppressed person and their oppressors. 

in conclusion, nazism is not a hurdle for kids to overcome on their path to true love. nazism is an evil mindset that led to the deaths of 6 million of my people and millions of others as well. these deaths should never be a rhetorical device that goy filmmakers exploit for the sake of making their story feel more “forbidden”. being a nazi doesn’t mean you get to be a star-crossed lover. being a nazi means you should get punched in the face.

in conclusion, this ethnic jewish girl is fucking done with the romanticism and humanization of nazis. she’s fucking done. 

anonymous asked:

Any advice for how to get comfortable with self-shipping when you're ugly? I want to believe my faves love me but I'm an actual garbage disaster. I can't see how they'd ever be attracted to me. So instead I just project on any character I remotely relate to and ship them with my faves lol.

Hello anon! When I was a kid I didn’t know I was ugly. I didn’t know I was ugly until I realized that all my friends were boys and they all liked the other girls at school.

I started to grow body hair before everyone else. My mom didn’t let me shave my legs until I was almost 13. Let alone let me shape my giant bushy eyebrows. I had crooked old lady glasses, acne, my hair was always frizzy and tied into a very tight ponytail. And I was fat.

When I went into 6th grade at 12 years old, I got bullied relentlessly for being fat and ugly. Boys actually pretended to ask me to the school dances just to tell me it was a joke the day before. At 12 years old someone spread a rumor around my class that I had a penis because I was taller and broader than the other 12 year old girls. The boy I was interested in for all three years of middle school asked me out so he could get to a friend of mine and bragged to people about it. I was ugly. And I know what it’s like to feel ugly.

Puberty was kind to me. I might still be hairy and covered in acne but I’m cute for the most part. But no matter how much weight I lost, how many of those nasty people I left behind me, no matter how much I’ve improved my mental health. I still, and probably always will feel like that fat, ugly girl inside. To this day I still think about everything those people said to me and it still gets to me. To this day I still cry about it.

But what I’ve realized too, is that no matter how you feel about yourself, when someone loves you they are going to love you no matter what regardless. You’ve probably expirienced it platonically. Someone you didn’t think was attractive at first becoming more beautiful over time in your eyes because of their personality! Likewise with attractive people who are ugly inside.

You seem like a beautiful person and that is always going to shine brighter than whatever imperfections you think you might have. At the end of the day we’re all gonna shrivel up and look like spotted raisens but your love will still be true and real. Because you didn’t fall in love for someone’s outside. Your faves would love you for who you are. They would LOVE every single thing you hate about yourself because those unique imperfections are what make you beautiful to them. And YOU love THEM despite all that stuff too. So don’t get discouraged.

You deserve love. I love you. Your faves love you. You’re worth more than you think.

Sure thing sweetie! I think the idea of the diaboys having kids is adorable, so I’m gonna jump on that train. I hope you like it! As always, if you want to see the Mukamis just tell me.~Mun M

Shu: His little one always takes their afternoon nap on his chest. He likes to rub their tiny head until they both fall asleep. Once they’re a little toddler, he puts one of his earbuds next to their ear and plays lullabies.

Reiji: The curiosity his little one posseses may be dangerous, but he is very careful with them. He never leaves their side. Both of their favorite things to do is sit in his arm chair and read bedtime stories together.

Ayato: From the moment they can walk, he’s teaching his little one how to play basketball. When they get tired he carries them inside and shares a milkshake with them.

Kanato: Luckily, his little one loves dress up and tea parties. Unfortunately, they like dressing him up in princess outfits. He doesn’t argue, though. He enjoys sharing his tea with them.

Laito: He loves to sit his little one on his lap while he plays the piano. They love to hear his songs, and are eager to learn how to play just like him. He’s surprisingly patient, and will happily answer all of their questions.

Subaru: Believe it or not, his little one loves his coffin. Their favorite place to sleep is on top of his chest in the coffin. Their favorite game to play with him is hide and seek, though they always hid in his coffin, where their giggles echo.

pepskitstark  asked:

I read a fanfic where Jackie never dates Kelso but she enters the basement gang as Hyde's girlfriend. It's not finished and it never got to when they become boyfriend and girlfriend but i can't stop thinking about that lol... how would you do an au like that? and do you think they would have last long enough to make it to marriage and kids, and forever?

Oh, you read the amazing but sadly incomplete and short lived ‘ a time for everything’ by milominderbinder back in AO3. Good times.

And wow, I’m not so sure. I love the idea, but season 1-2 Hyde is different from season 3, 5 and part of 6 Hyde; and Jackie? Oh, man. Her characterization was constantly changing, and her season 1-2 wasn’t appealing to Hyde at all. I believe that she needed the Kelso experience to learn a few things that could had destroyed her relationship with Hyde later, even if the writers kind of forgot some times.

That said, it is possible for Jackie to have certain changes earlier with an early relationship with Hyde, and that would had been good for her. Yet, there’s the thing that Hyde needed to grow too before starting a relationship with Jackie. Until her, his only other “long” love interest was Donna, and that didn’t went good and wouldn’t had gone good even if Donna had somehow returned his lust.

He’s a complete asshole in season 1 until we see a different face of him during ‘Career Day’ and then in ‘Prom Night’. So what if I say… yes, Jackie doesn’t date Kelso but is still part of the basement gang because Hyde, like he took Fez, started to take her there as a friend.

Everyone would tase him that he likes Jackie, he would be like NO I DO NOT, because he doesn’t. In the fic you mention, they first start to talk because Hyde’s good heart makes him ask if she’s fine when he sees her all down. She would wave at him at school when they see each other in the hallways and he woul frown like, why is she greeting him?

But later, he may start waving back and when she feels bad, she may search for him again and so on, until one day he may take her there with his friends or she will follow him there, and he just will just sort of invite her to stay because he is a good boy and he is polite.

Jackie would be as we know her, she is going to annoy everyone but will also try to become good friend with all of them. She will want to be friends with Donna, and help Mrs. Forman cooking, and Mr. Forman in the garage. Hyde would smile at her when he sees her with Red, and his friends will acuse him of liking her beyond friendship. And then comes prom, and his friends won’t stop telling him the same and he will give some free punches.

Anyway, what I’m saying is– Jackie may even have Kelso and Fez trying to “seduce”, since Hyde has said he doesn’t like her that way. And Hyde would actually tell them to backoff since she doesn’t want any of them. She may lean towards Kelso because he’s handsome or something, but with Hyde’s (and Donna’s, later) friendship, will be ultimatelly say no.

Feelings will mature with time, and by season 3, she may have romantic feelings for Hyde for real. But like in the show, fear may drive her away because it’s too much. Being friends with him won’t mean she wouldn’t date other people, he may punch Chip still because Jackie has terrible taste in men sometimes, he may ask her why the fuck is she going to the cinema with the weirdo from the Cheese Palace, and why on Earth did she and Donna flirted with dudes that are her mother’s age.

Hyde’s feelings would also grow and he will be a little taken aback with how she said she didn’t feel anything when they kissed. But they have friends long enough he may notice she is laying. And man, would that be a little bit awkward and kinda heartbreaking, because why wouldn’t she tell him the truth? If she felt something, wasn’t she saying they should be together? Why the suden change?

I imagine, he can think many things. That she just doesn’t want a relationship, that she was just using him to have fun, that she may be ashamed of liking him (her status is still the same, remember?), etc. Plenty of conflict!

And so on, until I think they may be ready for it, around half season 4 or even starting season 5. They have a lot of history together, and I think that may help make a stronger relationship. It would be fun to explore.

anonymous asked:

Do you think Severus loved Lily romantically? I always headcanon him as loving her (purely) not lust nor love because of his childhood, I could see him a little kid and there's this red-head with a compassionate heart, and he just can't help but love her because she reciprocated it. I'm a firm believer that there's types of love much more prominent than romantic. *I'm saying this because honestly, I'm sick & tired of people writing how Snape just wanted to screw Lily and what a perv he was.

As with most of my Severus headcanons, I sway all over the shop; I can go along with Severus loving Lily romantically, but no, it’s not my predominant reading of the series.

I can quite imagine that he liked the idea of having a relationship with her when he was 15 or so because she was one of the only people (not even girl!) who paid him any attention, or treated him kindly.  I can also quite imagine that he was in a heterosexual world, and like all other teenagers, he was dealing with raging hormones - and he felt a pressure to date a woman, and aspire to settle down and marry and have children.

…but I actually don’t see him as genuinely coveting a sexual relationship with Lily past the point that their friendship is over, and most certainly not once she started dating James.

Fandom wants to present him as the spurned lover, or a friendzoned loser but I don’t read him that way at all.  He is the spurned best friend, which is very very different.

I’m very fortunate in that I’ve had many great friendships through my life, and I’ve got friendships that have spanned decades.  But, like most others, I am old enough to have gone through some traumatic friendship breakups.

I had a friend from the age of 8, and we had a serious wobble around 15/16, and another serious wobble at 22, and we ended up breaking things off entirely at 23/24.  The thing I recall the most was a huge amount of pain at 15 or so (which is why we made friends again, but looking back logically, it was never the same - and the subsequent breakup was inevitable).

At 9 and 12 and 14, I loved that person and I am certain they loved me.  There was no sexual desire towards each other, no romantic feelings, no wish to marry.  We were friends - best friends - and we spent most of our days together.  It didn’t work out.  We went our own ways, and I dare say that we are much happier for it.  The person they became, and the person I now am…well, we’re not compatible at all.

Does that lack of sexual desire between us mean that we weren’t best friends?  That we didn’t love each other?  That we didn’t spend all of that time together?  Does it mean that because we’re now just people who knew each other that we wouldn’t step in if a maniac wanted to murder the other?  Would stepping in mean that we wanted to have sex with the other?

And bear in mind, we are two people who separated because of “reasons” - and not because we were against the backdrop of war, and one dropped the other when the second person didn’t want to be dropped.  (No judgement on Lily’s actions, just factual statement; Lily dropped Severus, Severus didn’t want her to.)

It is possible to read Severus as desiring Lily, and wanting to date and marry her.  It is equally possible to read Severus as merely being her old friend, and him being devastated at the idea that she would be murdered.  It is a rather extreme circumstance that he finds himself in.

Moreover, the ‘accepted’ hater argument that Snape was a friendzoned bro is a deliberate misreading of both the text, and the definition of the friendzone.

Love is a beautiful thing, and should not be kept to just your romantic partners.  I love my friends, and I love my family, and shock horror, I’ve even had sex with people without me loving them, or them loving me.

I think it’s a sad reflection that some people assume that love = sex.

Sorry for keeping you waiting!

Just putting out a little update and apology here for my inactivity; I’ve been super busy packing this week because I’m moving to university this weekend, and then most evenings I’ve been spending with my family, so I haven’t had much time to answer my inbox.

Thank you all for sending asks and for your continued patience and support. I’ll be answering them again as soon as possible, and I’ll answer as many as I can since the move in weekend will be very busy! I hope your weeks are all going well 💜 you’re all awesome

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This kid

right now, not watching another episode of Brooklyn-Nine-Nine season 5 until the whole season is out is a very tempting idea.