i can't afford this life

Buying books
  • Me : *has literally no money*
  • Me : *is always broke*
  • Me : *cannot afford anything*
  • Also me : I NEED TO BUY THESE AMAZING BOOKS NO MATTER WHAT AND NO I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S THE SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH TOME OF A SERIES I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET, AND NO I DON'T CARE IF ALREADY HAVE 152475225540 BOOKS IN MY BOOKSHELF, AND NO I DON'T CARE IF I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE TIME TO READ ANYTHING, AND NO I DON'T CARE IF I DON'T HAVE THE PLACE TO PUT THEM... AND YES, I'D RATHER EAT PASTA EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE THAN GIVE UP ON THESE PRECIOUS BOOKS!
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There are more possible games of chess than there are atoms in the universe. No one could possibly predict them all, even you. Which means that that first move can be terrifying. It’s the furthest point from the end of the game, there’s a virtually infinite sea of possibilities between you and the other side. But it also means that if you make a mistake, there’s nearly an infinite amount of ways to fix it.

Things the Signs Want to Say to Their Ex
  • Aries: Don't touch what you can't afford, bitch.
  • Taurus: I can't imagine a day without you - life would be hell.
  • Gemini: Your love was fake well so were my orgasms.
  • Cancer: You know why my sign is cancer IT'S BECAUSE YOU GAVE IT TO ME
  • Leo: I'll make you regret not dating me in high school.
  • Virgo: The only sense of humour you have is that you are the joke.
  • Libra: Coffee? With you? Honey, I'd rather drink bleach.
  • Scorpio: Eat shit.
  • Sagittarius: You were my sun - really burns my eyes when I look right at you.
  • Capricorn: You look better with my glasses off.
  • Aquarius: You're about as talented as Abraham Lincoln's security team.
  • Pisces: I cried a river and I hope you drown in it.

Camouflage dog!

merrycanaries  asked:

I haven't seen s:hc yet because I can't afford it but your trans Peter headcanons give me life!

thank you!! I hope you get the chance to see the movie soon but here have some more headcanons in the meantime:

- peter chose his own name, making the significance of him choosing benjamin as his middle name 1000% more significant. he chose to name himself after ben - and he learned what a man should be from his uncle

peter: is it okay with you if I have ben as my middle name? it’s okay if it’s not, I just- you’re the type of man I want to be, uncle ben.

ben: *choked up* t-that’d be fine, son

- peter’s two biggest models for masculinity when he was realizing he was trans is ben and ned, so like, toxic masculinity whom? peter is so comfortable in his masculinity, because ben told him that being a man wasn’t anything biological, it was who you chose to be and always doing the right thing. and ned is just an endless source of comfort & support, “hey ned is cuddling masculine?” “hell yeah it is, come over here buddy”

- so like, ned used to borrow peter clothes when he was first transitioning, because ned’s clothes were loose and baggy on peter and even now ned keeps a spare t shirt in his locker for if peter feels dysphoric at school. it happens less and less now, but peter always feels such a sense of comfort wearing ned’s clothes, and probably sleeps in one of ned’s old shirts as pajamas.

- aunt may re-stitched name tags into all of peter’s clothes with his new name after he told her that he was a boy, and they all say ‘peter parker’ and he loves it

- MJ only ever knew peter as peter, because she moved to the area after his transition, so he’s actually really nervous to tell her that he’s trans because he likes her, he like-likes her, and he works himself into a nervous caffeine-felled jitter trying to tell her and ask her out -

to which MJ laughs and replies, “Oh, you’re telling me that you’re trans? I thought you were finally going to tell me that you’re spider-man. Come on, peter, did you really think I’d care?”

“You don’t?”

“You’re Peter Parker. That’s who you are to me. my friend, and the only hero that matters around here, and the guy who’s gonna pick me up on friday night at 8:30, okay?”

“y-yeah.”

after a three year detour to the community college from hell (which was only supposed to be two years but i got screwed over), i am happy to say i am officially DONE as of today 🍾🍾🍾 and last week i got accepted to the university i want to transfer to, so hopefully this is the beginning of a better chapter of my life

Dear SM..

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!? Like its BACK TO SCHOOL season meaning we’re all BROKE ASSESS RIGHT NOW (atleast me T.T) And you decide now is the best time to finally give us an EXO reality show!!! (although its basically Suho X Sehun honeymoon videos)

lmfao I wonder if anyone is getting tired of me explaining that thailand isn’t a developed country and lacks a lot of developed privileges. 
Which directly affects the standard of animal welfare in a great big way. 

art hack

also, my friends….my guys, my pals….I’ve made a discovery.
Wanna add beautifully shimmering areas to your drawings, but the glitter paint from the store kinda sucks?

Boom.
Eyeshadow.

The transparent paint as a base holds it together really well and it’s super cheap. And if you’re like me and own several eyeshadow pallettes, you suddenly have a ton of different shimmering colors to choose from!!!

Despite doing all the video boosts every day for taylor swift tickets my place in line has kept falling, with my current lack of money it looks like I’m not going to be going to a taylor swift concert this time around either…