i can watch him talk for days

Pride & Prejudice (2005) Sentence Starters

“Good heavens…. People.
“Have you no compassion for my poor nerves?”
“If every man in the room does not end the evening in love with you, then I’m no judge of beauty.”
“How can you tease me so?”
“One of these days, someone will catch your eye, and then you’ll have to watch your tongue.”
“Miserable he may be, but poor he most certainly is not.”
“Count your blessings. If he liked you, you’d have to talk with him.”
“I wouldn’t dance with him for all of _, let alone the miserable half.”
“Do you like to dance?”
“I thought poetry was the food of love.”
“What do you recommend to encourage affection?”
“No, men are far too easy to judge.”
“Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I will end up an old maid.” 
“Her Ladyship demands it.”

“You’ve liked many a stupider person.”
“All the world is good and agreeable in your eyes.”
”So which one of these painted peacocks is _?”
“I could more easily forgive his vanity had he not wounded mine.”
“Your skills in the art of matchmaking are positively occult.”
“I’m no longer surprised at your knowing accomplished women, I rather wonder at your knowing any.”
“Our surest way of disappointing him will be to ask him nothing about it.”
“Would you find pride a fault or a virtue?”
“No excellence can be acquired without constant practice.”

“My good opinion, once lost, is lost forever.”
“How happy for you, _, to possess the talent for flattering with such…delicacy.

“What a shame, for I dearly love to laugh.”
“Believe me, no one would suspect your manners to be rehearsed.”
“Dear, oh dear. You must be the shame of the regiment.”
“Oh, _, do you never think ill of anybody?”
“These are the kind of delicate little compliments that are always acceptable to the ladies.”

“It is my intention, if I may be so bold, to remain close to you throughout the evening.”
“It would be most inconvenient, since I have sworn to loathe him for all eternity.”
“Please advise me on what you would like most to hear.”
“Oh no, I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn.”
“I hear such different accounts of you as puzzle me exceedingly.”
“I hope to afford you more clarity in the future.” 
“She’s just shy and modest.”
“Men are eaten up with either arrogance or stupidity.”

“There are few of us secure enough to be really in love without proper encouragement.”
“We are all fools in love.”
“I will not and I certainly never shall.”

“He does not know her character as we do.”
“I am perfectly serious!”
“There are few people who have more true enjoyment of music than myself.”

“You give your opinion very decidedly for so young a person.”
“With 5000 a year, it would not matter if he had warts and a leer.”
“You know perfectly well I do not believe marriage should be driven by a lot of money.”
“Only a man truly confident in himself would admit to that.”
“Can’t help but feel at any point someone’s going to produce a piglet and make us chase it.”
“You have insulted me in every possible, and can now have nothing to say.”
“Headstrong, foolish child!”
“If they are amiable, they are so easily led that they have no minds of their own whatsoever.”
“You’re free to go off and be jilted yourself.”
”Please understand, I cannot accept you.”
“Oh, for heaven’s sake, _, don’t look at me like that.”
“Not all of us can afford to be romantic.”
”I think that’s the most unforgiving speech you’ve ever made.”
“I must confess, the view from where I sit has been rather grey.”
“I’m well enough acquainted with you to know that I cannot alarm you even should I wish it.”
“I do not have the talent of conversing easily with people I have never met before.”
“What on earth have you done to poor _?”

“I have struggled in vain and can bear it no longer.”
“I love you… Most ardently.”
”I am very sorry to have caused you pain.”
“Is that your opinion of me?”
“Take care, that savors strongly of bitterness.”
“Can you die of happiness?”
“You may ask a question, I may choose not to answer it.”

“What are men compared to rocks and mountains?”
“Do you not think him handsome?”
“How can I ever make amends for such behavior?”

“You must know… surely you must know it was all for you.”
“One word from you will silence me forever.”
“You have bewitched me, body and soul.”
“Your hands are cold.”

Here are some of the highlights of Grimmy’s interview with Jake GyIIenhaal:

- Nick’s opening line was: “I can barely hear you through that beard. If you’re not watching, Jake has the same colour of hair, beard, eyebrows, and jumper, which is like talking to a haystack.”

- Then he went straight into the Valentine’s Day incident. At first, Jake tried to lie he had sent the flowers but they were rejected. But then said he just forgot, and he’s better at texting so he’ll just give Nick his number, so he can text him when he wants flowers, and then when Jake doesn’t text Nick back he will have some time to come up with another excuse before he comes on the show again.

- Then they bonded over not knowing how to carry their little dogs, doing it as if they were babies and not dogs. And Jake said if Nick’d sent him an email “Jake, I want to wrap you up like a baby” he might’ve responded

- Nick offered Jake to choose a song to play, but Jake said “I’m OK, thanks”

- They were talking about Ryan Reynolds and how he’s great and nice (cause Canadian) and Grimmy said Canadians have the hottest prime minister and that he emailed him on Valentine’s Day and he actually replied (cause Canadian) and now they’re dating

- Nick asked “Do you think you’re good?” Jake “There were moments when I thought ‘OK. That was good.” Nick “Did you do that in the mirror?”

- Then they were talking about lying and calling in sick, and Nick said that today he tried to do that and told Fiona he didn’t want to interview Jake Gyllenhaal but she’d told him to suck it up. Jake “Were you honestly or were you just bummed about the email?” Nick “Yeah, I was heartbroken, I’ve been in therapy for three months.”

In conclusion, they are in love.

Ivar falling in love with you would include :

(So I finally had the chance to watch the new episodes!!! They were great, I can’t wait for more! Ps. I love Ivar already XD So hope it is as requested and you all like it!!! Gif not mine/found it in google/credit to the original owner.) 

-Him always telling his brothers to back off from you and having to go against them for your attention 

-Him proving to you he can be an independent man 

-Him always smiling at you when you would look his way  

-Him enjoying to lay next to you by the river and spending the day just talking about anything and everything 

-Him eavesdropping and looking at you from afar when you’re working around your house

-Him sometimes acting like he needs your help and liking it when you would gladly do so

-Him paying attention to every little detail of you and talking about you to his mother

-You finding different kinds flowers everyday in front of you doorstep

-Him daydreaming about kissing you, holding you and much more

-You ending up truly falling for him and telling him about it

Dating Tate Would Include...

(Post Death)

  • Meeting in the murder house. That should be the basis of this whole thing. Be careful.
  • He would literally be like a pet waiting for you to get home every day.
  • “You’re home! I waited for you. What did you do today? Are you hungry? I made you some food…”
  • Lots of cuddling
  • Tate is the little spoon. Practically always
  • Music listening.
  • “Here, listen to this. None of that new shit.” “Oh my god, you are an old man, Tate.”
  • Him literally just sitting around watching you as you go about your day, doing work, chores. etc.
  • He is an actual cat?? (including the evil personality)
  • Very insecure so you’d have to constantly reassure him he’s amazing
  • Dirty talk all the time
  • Sex everywhere
  • Halloween becomes the only holiday you care about. Going to movies, places, traveling to places that you can go and come home in one day.
  • He’s kinda overbearing.
  • Super protective, even the mailman is kinda freaked out to talk to you tbh
  • “Tate, leave him alone.” “What?” [cue shit eating grin]
  • Sarcastic jokes, teasing constantly just to get a reaction out of you
  • So much sex
  • Dealing with Tate’s split personality
  • Being afraid of who he is, but standing up to him. This makes him snap out of it but he feels guilty every time.
  • Lots of apologizing.
  • Makeup sex.
  • Making love.
  • Keeping each other sane while living with the other ghosts
  • Tate introducing you to Nora
  • Nora thinking of you as the daughter she never had
  • Tate calming you down if the other ghosts make you start to question yourself and your morality
  • Hiding from everyone else together, listening to each other’s heartbeats
  • Knowing you’re complete with each other
  • Sorry, but….. Tate doesn’t age…. He tries to kill you so that you’ll be together forever. Make with that what you will.
If You Want Me To

Requested by @workingonmynightmoves : A Sam x reader. Sam finds out the reader has never been eaten out before, then shows her how good it can be.

Word Count: 2350

Warning: Oral sex, all the dirty talk, smug Sam

A/N: Thanks for this request, babe! Hope everyone enjoys it!

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There was a table at work tonight where a little kid was telling his family about how “they found the blue one first and it took them to space” and i had to lean over from the table i was wiping down to ask if he was talking about Voltron and he got so happy and excited that I not only knew what he was talking about, but also because i told him that its my favorite show. And his mom was like trying to use me as an example of why her six year old is too young to watch it and im like?? Ma'am, as an 18 year old, I’m probably too old to be as in love with this show as i am. Your son is fine.

I wonder

I wonder if his eyes are on me when I walk into the room
I wonder if they follow me to my seat
I wonder if he watches me while I turn around to talk to my friends sitting behind me
I wonder if he ever hopes I raise my hand just so he can say my name
I wonder if he ever hopes I have trouble on an assignment so I come into his room that day to ask him
I wonder if he looks at me while I’m taking one of his tests and hopes I’m doing well
I wonder if he lectures to try to help me, specifically, understand the material
I wonder if he hopes he sees me outside of class
I wonder if seeing me makes him happier
I wonder if he will miss me when I’m not in his class next year

I wonder all about him.

tbh most headcanons of kobra kid show him as like the one who needs to be wrapped in bubblewrap and protected by the other members (namely party) but I can easily see kobra being so much like deadpool tho can you imagine it? every other word is a swear, constantly dropping witty one-liners, occasionally talking to an invisible camera and saying things like “I fucking died in the fucking WAR whilst my BROTHER WATCHED, like fuck these dudes are killing me again” and Party’s just like  “Kobra for the last time you did not serve in the army, I didn’t watch you die you are not dead aND WOULD YOU STOP TALKING TO THIN AIR WE ARE BEING FIRED AT”

Control (II)

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: You / Mark

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 4,403

Summary: On a night out with your friends, you accidentally text the wrong number for advice. The guy on the other end of the phone is abrupt, harsh and kind of an ass - but he also happens to be right. Which explains why you keep texting him. Right?

Originally posted by j-miki


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“While listening to Laura Marano´s song, I realized Marinette gets to talk about two people. When I hear “Another day, I don’t know why. He looks my way, and I get so shy” that is Adrien. What is suspicious is “I’m watching him, he looks at me.We know our names, not our identities.He’s super cool, he’s really fast. And he knows how, how to make me laugh” is 100% Chat Noir and you can sense she is starting to fall for her Chaton. Come on this will be 2nd season song!! Still waiting french version”

You were right. (Alec Volturi x Reader)


“Carlisle? Can I talk to you?”
“Please.” He said in response.

You had been silent for three days running, a broken expression on your face. You were one of his own to him, he hated the thought of someone hurting his child.
“Alec and I, we…we got in a fight.” You squeezed your eyes shut, tears welling, jaw clenched in attempt to prevent the sobs escaping. “Jane burst in and…she -” You began to sob. “She used her ability on me. I was screaming Carlisle, I was screaming on the floor and…Alec watched, he just stood and watched, holding her hand, just staring at me.”
Carlisle kneeled in front of you taking your smaller hands in his own.
“I thought he loved me…”
“You’re his mate, he does love you.”
“No he doesn’t. He wouldn’t let that happen to someone he loved.”
“Alec is complicated, he…he is more comfortable with Jane than anyone else.” “And I must pay for that?”
“(Y/N), you don’t deserve anything bad in life. It was be an injustice for ill willed people to touch a hair on your head.”

Carlisle pulled you into a hug.
“I want to slap him…right across the face. He offered his hand to help me when she stopped.”
“Did you take it?”
“No. I don’t think I ever will. I got up and left. He didn’t stop me. I’m sorry. I should have listened. You were right about him, you were right about all of them.”

Give me domestic Gravebone. I wanna see Graves hugging Credence from behind while he’s getting ready in the bathroom. I wanna see Graves sipping from a cup of coffee and adoringly watching Credence while he tries to pick out an outfit to wear. I wanna see Graves exaggeratively flopping onto the couch after a long day of work, and Credence putting Grave’s head in his lap so he can play with his hair and talk to him about his day. I wanna see couch cuddles, movie nights, romantic dinners, and hot showers together. Give me domestic Gravebone, or give me death!

anonymous asked:

I know you're not taking requests but just imagining Niall celebrating Valentines Day with his wife and little girl makes my heart melt😭

Can you do a Niall imagine where he goes to pick your daughter up from school and he talks to the other parents? It’s a bit weird I know 😂

A/N: I kinda combined these……Also I’m the worst bc this is Valentine’s fluff and technically it’s St. Patrick’s day.  

Valentine’s Day 

Originally posted by ninicutiepie


Niall just barely managed to slip inside the door to the elementary school while juggling his guitar case, a giant box of sweets, and three grocery bags of craft supplies.  He was eternally grateful you weren’t there to watch him flounder around.  The last thing he needed was a reminder that “You can always make more than one trip, Niall.”  Getting his bearings, he shuffled into the office to sign in.  As soon as he crossed the doorway all three secretaries just about lunged across their desks to greet him.  Niall always found it hilarious, if not a little flattering.  You had seen the staff react to him early on and decided to use it to you advantage, sending Niall in your stead whenever you needed a favor.  So far, your daughter Charlie had gotten the teacher you requested, and the bus stop moved to the bottom of your driveway.  You tried to shy away from using Niall’s fame to get special treatment, the only exception being your child.

“Mr. Horan, how may we help you today?”  The secretary was leaning across the desk, baring far too much cleavage for a woman her age and in a school setting.  Niall grinned and gave her a small wink.  

“Cynthia, please, call me Niall.”  He flashed a grin at her and she physically swooned at him.  

“Niall, what can I do for you today?”  Her voice was sickly sweet and he could see the other two secretaries nearly panting behind her.  

“M’here for the Valentine’s Day party.  Just need to pick up a visitor’s pass.”

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also, young!tony saving young!tchalla one day and although Tony has (mostly) put that moment out of his mind tchalla has never forgotten and when they’re older Tony can’t figure out why tchalla is always so nice to him

ALSO, Tony and rhodey are watching tchalla spar with the Dora milaje and Tony is like YEAHHHH TAKE IT OFFF and rhodey is like omg you can’t say that to the Dora milaje and Tony is all, who says I’m talking to them and rhodey is horrified.

“SAYING THAT TO THE KING IS EVEN WORSE”

but then tchalla strips off his tshirt and starts posing and flexing, showing off them 10/10 muscles ans basically giving them a show and Tony dramatically swoons and rhodey just gives up because clearly these two idiots were made for each other

Day 10: Favourite Misha character

Day 10: CASIFER! He was such a sarcastic ball of fluff and Misha played Lucifer so well. (I’m that obsessed with Lucifer that I managed to somehow answer with him for a Castiel/Misha question much like how I can bring him up in almost any conversation. Am I the only one who does that? Even when I’m talking to people who don’t watch the show I’ll still manage to make references that they don’t get)

Bitty’s words echo in Jack’s ear. He might be a bit of a clueless idiot when it comes to relationships, as past evidence would show, but he knows that “can we talk” is almost never a good thing.

“A-about what?” Jack asks. He wishes now he’d listened to Bitty’s message before he called him, but there were so many missed calls he couldn’t just ignore it. And besides, Bitty sounds a little like he’s, well, crying.

“I’m just – I guess I had a bad day,” Bitty admits. “All the boys are over, Shitty even came down from Boston so we could all watch your game together. And they started talking about the rumours people used to have, y’know the ones, about how whether you and Parse were just friends, and…and it just – it hurts.”

Jack feels a little numb. He wants to drive up to Samwell right that second, but he knows he can’t. He’s got practice in the morning and then a game in the evening and so he can’t just drive the forty minutes to see his boyfriend, who is obviously hurting. Jack wants to, so badly, though. But he can’t jeopardize his career like that.

“We aren’t even friends now, you know that, right?” Jack says. He doesn’t like that Bitty’s jealous of Parse, even though he said he wasn’t back in August, but…

“No, honey, it’s not that,” Bitty says, and he sniffs again. “It’s – it’s the sneaking, and the lying, and the not being able to tell anyone about the fact the most amazing guy I’ve ever had the pleasure to know is in love with me and I love him right back and we’re together and happy when we are, and I can’t tell anyone.”

To Jack, who has never been big on confiding in anyone, this is a foreign concept. But Bitty sounds like he’s in so much pain, and Jack just wants to…well practice isn’t until ten. If he leaves right now, he can get to Samwell and back in the morning with a reasonable amount of sleep. Right?

“Bits, I’m gonna come up, okay?” Jack says, grabbing his keys and jogging down the stairs to the garage. “Just – I’ll be there in half an hour. We can stay on the phone, okay?”

“No, sweetheart, you don’t have to–”

“You’re hurt,” Jack says. He doesn’t mean to put a captain’s bark into it, but it happens anyway. “I’d do the same thing if you’d taken a bad check.”

“Oh sugar,” Bitty says. For a moment Jack thinks he’s going to tell him not to, but he doesn’t. Instead he sighs. “I dropped a pie.”

Jack feels the pain like a physical vice. He knew it wouldn’t be easy, being with Bitty the way he wanted – needed – to be with Bitty, but he never meant for it to actually hurt. It was love, right? It wasn’t supposed to be painful.

“Oh Bits,” he hears himself breathe. Bitty just sniffs in response.

“Why don’t – how about while you drive you just tell me about your game,” Bitty suggests. “And we can talk more when you get here.”

Jack agrees, although he doesn’t really want to talk about his game, and sets the phone on speaker on the passenger seat. The traffic’s good and he gets to Samwell earlier than he thinks he was going to. He parks in front of the Haus and sees Shitty’s car.

“Are you still in your room?” Jack asks.

He hears Bitty shift, like he’s getting off his bed.

“Yeah, are you outside?” he asks. Jack agrees and hears Bitty come down the stairs. This is possibly the second most impulsive thing Jack has ever done, but he thinks he’ll regret it about as much as he did the first most impulsive thing – that is to say, not at all.

“Who’s in the living room?” Jack asks.

“Uh, Lardo, Shitty, Ransom, Holster, and Nursey,” Bitty says.

All people Jack trusts. Which is good. It’s very good.

“Okay,” Jack says. “I’ll see you in a few seconds.”

He hangs up and opens the front door of the Haus. Bitty is just inside, in plain view of the people in the den. Jack ignores all of their excited clamouring at his presence, their joy over his game, and pulls Bitty into a bone crushing hug. Bitty returns it a little too tentatively for Jack’s liking. Especially since Bitty’s got red eyes and keeps sniffing. Jack is well aware of the others streaming out of the living room when he cups Bitty’s face.

“Hi honey,” he says, and he kisses Bitty, right there in front of them. Because it’s the Samwell Men’s Hockey team, and he might have graduated, but they’ve still got his back.