i can t breahte

anonymous asked:

CRYPDICK. CRYPDICK. OH MY GOD. IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE TO GET IT AND WHEN I DID?!?! aasjdsjafdfjksdjkfsjdkfjksdkfjlsjkl I CAN"T BREAHTE,

THANK YOU ANON FOR APPRECIATING MY BAD CRYPTID PEEN JOKE

jiminie-crickett  asked:

ok so. iwaoi going to different unis and still playing vball (duh) but have an ongoing bet on each match they have against each other, like if iwa loses he has to like walk into random lecture rooms shirtless saying "I almost got kicked out of uni for carrying around a six pack and these guns [flexes]" w his best poker face or anything else equally embarrassing & likewise for oiks

I ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT FOR CARRYING AROUDN THESE GUNS 

i can t breahte h elP