i can see my mom doing this

Yes mom, I see you shared my FB post about my Physics Today article. Do you realize that no one can see it besides mutuals because of my privacy setting?

Or you know, you could also call/message me and congratulate me and ask for a copy when I get the 30+ copies in February instead of showing off my accomplishments to your “friends” acting like we maintain a normal mother-daughter relationship and that my accomplishments are your accomplishelments.

But, you know.

anonymous asked:

Hi! So I was wondering when is the right time to come out to parents? I want to start seeing a gender therapist but I'm still on my mom's insurance. I still question my gender sometimes and I'm worried having to come out will change our relationship

There is no right time to come out. Most gender therapist are not covered under insurance. How mine works is I see her, she write me a supe rbill for our appointments and I submit that to my insurance company with a written letter from my therapist stating that I need to do this for my health etc. Even with this they can still reject covering. A gender therapist is about 90-200 a session and that’s about the average cost of any good therapist.

 I would be honest and open with your mom and say, “Hey, I’m questioning my gender. I’d like to see a gender therapist. This means a lot to me, it’s causing me a lot of dysphoria and I’d like to talk to someone about that.”

Be mature and hopefully your mom will treat you with the same respect. Although be prepared for anything and if she refuses do not give up. If there is a will, there is a way.


Little things that fucked me up- Parabatai Lost

 This episode was so full of really good, subtle physical acting choices and I need to talk about them.

-Izzy cradling Alec’s hands in her own

-”It’s an angelic bond, my magic can only do so much” because Magnus’s magic comes from his demon parentage and wow now I’m just upset all over again.

- The way Luke draws his fingers across Gretel’s face when he closes the body bag. 

-Izzy’s choked, misty eyed “i don’t know how much time Alec has left”. Her brother is dying but she’s trying to hold herself together, my sweet warrior bby.

-Simon’s face when he sees the bottle on his mom’s nightstand. Y

- The way Magnus’s jaw clenches when Aldertree and later Raj, call his abilities into question.

-That little flash of doubt on Jace’s face when Jocelyn tells him “The clave can be reasoned with but the wolves can’t.

 -The breathless way Magnus says “I’m all out of answers”. 

- the look on Simon’s face when Clary kisses his cheek

- Jace cradling Magnus’s hands when he takes the stone, looking the Warlock in the eye and holding on a moment longer before he walks towards Alec.

-The parabatai vow is straight from the biblical book of Ruth. It’s one of the most beautiful passages in the whole bible, in my opinion, and when Jace started reciting it I teared up because I’m embarrassing.

-Isabelle’s posture just crumpling as she thinks Alec is dying. If you watch he in the background, every time she comes back into the scene she seems to be pulling in on her self, like the weight of that grief is crushing her. 

-Jace’s hand on the back of Alec’s neck, cradling him parabatai

-The look of resentment of Magnus’ face, the way his shoulders and hands drop when they’ve lost Alec.

- Clary touching Magnus when Alec speaks, taking his hand and lacing their fingers. (i have WAY too many feelings about Magnus and Clary’s relationship honestly.)

-Victor Aldertree and his god damn plaid shirts. That man is a menace and I’m want to make out with him. 

so in short I am a god damn mess

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Rules: tell your followers 11 random facts about yourself and tag 11 people. Tag backs are allowed but if you get tagged again you must not repeat any of the facts you mentioned in the previous round. The facts can be absolutely anything, whatever you feel like sharing and whatever comes to mind first.

1. I have all the harry potter books and the percy jackson ones but i haven’t read them yet :’<

2. I can do the clover-shape thing with my tongue 

3. I gave my mom a stuffed kermit the frog because of the spanish kermit meme, and actually gave it to her while using the meme B^)

4. seeing all the people in busy airports or in highway traffic makes me feel weird? kind of anxious, but not? like my chest swells thinking about where so many people could be going, how many people there are in that particular place, in the world, realizing i’m one in billions and small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things

5. the same thing happens when i look at the sky at night and see so many stars, and think about how the universe is so massive and the earth is just one spec among countless in space, and how i’m just the spec of a spec and it’s a miracle I even exist [enter Existential Crisis]

man, I love space

6. anyway I can pop my left toe nonstop

7. the only fight I’ve ever gotten into was in kindergarten with a girl who bullied me. little me was savage lol, which is weird to me because I hate confrontation and will do anything to avoid it :^)

8. *Pidge voice* I like papaya in milkshakes and in juice, but I hate papaya

9. I don’t like hot weather at all, thanks @ god for fall and winter (and spring i guess)

10. I love the smell of crayons

11. I’ve never broken a bone and I hope I didn’t jinx it

I tag: @snowisdelight @shirokogane @lucid-dream-world @juno8482 @shirosredknight @oxnerd @coldpluto @cogane @flusteredkeith @howtotrainyourpoptart @yailias if you guys wanna do it but you don’t have to!

Levi may have done this

But he also did this

You Can Complain, so I DID

First, I love you Steph and you have given me so much hope and light to my days. I quietly stalked your blog 24/7 and jumped like a giddy idiot when you answered my asks. Do not let this get you down. You are a wonderful person, positive and bright, where others only see darkness.

Second, I can’t even process why I’m so upset about this episode and Sherlock in general. I’m not queer, I don’t have any queer off-internet friends (that I know of), and, honestly, I don’t really relate that much to characters, yet somehow, for some reason, I feel like I’ve been let down. Like that time my mom told me she got me a surprise, I ran up the stairs, and it was a giant lifetime supply of Maxi-Pads. (AND that was STILL a bigger rug pull then this series finale.)

So I did something I’ve never done before (not even after that one time my tinfoil and turkey fused together did I do something this drastic)

I complained. I complained to the BBC, straight up. Anyone can complain to the BBC, even if they’re not in the UK. It probably won’t affect the series because it’s over and done with, but maybe it’ll give them pause before they do anything this cruel again. My complaint is as follows:


To Whom It May Concern: I am deeply appalled by and disappointed in the most recent series of Sherlock, most especially the series finale, The Final Problem. You marketed the series with direct queerbaiting (Who does Sherlock love?), you mistakenly allowed several queer coded characters to be villains (all homosexuals are psycho/evil?), and you had several moments of just disgusting misogyny involving the female characters of Sherlock (especially the scene with Molly at the end). Throughout every season there has been queer subtext/gay jokes and in the end it turns out that’s all it was? You allowed a show as popular as Sherlock to demonize and mock LGBT representation. Not to mention the real world cruelty of the show runners. Both Moffat and Gatiss have openly supported LGBT rights, yet at even the slightest hint that Sherlock and John could be in a meaningful relationship together, they derided and insulted those who were brave enough to ask. As far as I have seen, the BBC has failed to deliver content that could be meaningful and positive in respect to LGBT representation and your biggest opportunity to do so sank with this cluster*** of a series.

So you know what?

Drag them.


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Hey Lovely <3

Thanks for this! Excellent letter and a good idea. 

Remember, gang, don’t write vitriol to them. Tell them maturely and intellectually about why this show meant so much to you and why it was queerbaiting. <3 

Vitriol only gets ignored. Letters like the ones above will be forwarded to the proper people.

My dad ended up sending me a video of you. And you said that you wanted to see a concert… and um, I don’t really know when we’re going on tour next.. so, I figured I’d just kind of like, do one.. if you wanted to hear any songs..I brought my guitar… so… we can do some requests. My dad really wanted to say ‘hi’, and so did my mom.
—  Taylor Swift talking to Cyrus Porter 12.26.2016… SHE IS AMAZING

BEYONCÉ: Well, I am so glad we grew up in Houston. And I know that it’s such a big inspiration for all of us: you, myself, my mom, my dad … everybody that lives there. How can you describe growing up on Parkwood, and what about our hometown do you carry with you?

SOLANGE: Growing up on Parkwood was so inspiring because we got to see a little bit of everything. We grew up in the same neighborhood that produced Scarface, Debbie Allen, and Phylicia Rashad. So, culturally, it was as rich as it gets. People were warm. People were friendly. But the biggest thing that I took from it is the storytelling. I feel like, in the South in general, but specifically in our world growing up, people were expressive and vivid storytellers. In the hair salon or in the line at the grocery store; there was never a dull moment. I feel so happy that I got to grow up in a place where you could be the pastor’s wife, you could be a lawyer, you could be a stripper on the side, you could be a schoolteacher—we saw every kind of woman connect on one common experience, which was that everyone wanted to be great and everyone wanted to do better. And we really became womanist because of that. And that’s the thing that I carry with me the most, being able to go out into the world and connect with women of all kinds. I was just having a conversation with someone about The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and I was saying how I love that show and think it’s so brilliant because it’s the woman that was represented in my childhood in Houston. It makes me feel so at home.

Tbh I always thought that the whole “I have eaten the fruit of the land of the death” excuse that Persephone gave her mother was kinda convenient so consider this:

Hades “kidnaps” Persephone, but what he’s really doing is helping his real live actual girlfriend escape the clutches of emotionally abusive/toxic mom Demeter (see “I can’t talk to my daughter for six months so I’m gonna mope and make the rest of the world suffer with me”)

Super clingy mom Demeter shows up and demands her daughter come back with her, using her own emotional stability and the fucking FATE OF THE WORLD as a guilt trip

“I would totally love to mom, but wouldn’t you know it, I ate this one pomegranate seed and as a result I’m stuck here forever so you should probs just leave and forget about me because it looks like I’m dead forev–”

Zeus shows up.

“Nah man, as king of the gods I can totes negate the effect of those pomegranate seeds, and let you go back to the real world with your mom.”

Cue frantic head shaking and silent pleads from Persephone & Hades from behind Demeter’s back for Zeus to shut the fuck up man, that is not the plan. Zeus catches on instantly.

“But only for half the year, because, uh the laws of–you know, biology or some shit?”

The goddess of flowers and the queen of hell quietly contemplates what she will plant on Zeus’s grave after she murders him.

overwatch starters

 i play to win.  
❝  this is my curse. ❞ 
❝  wait for me! ❞ 
❝  your mother would’ve been proud of you. ❞
❝  let us hope for a different outcome. ❞ 
❝  sorry it’s such a mess in here. i-i wasn’t expecting company. ❞
❝  this is going to make you feel better. ❞
❝  the true enemy of humanity is disorder. ❞ 
❝  a steady blade balances the soul. ❞ 
❝  this is just like old times. ❞ 
❝  even here i feel an outcast. ❞ 
❝  think you can do my job, do you… ❞
❝  all eyes on me! ❞ 
❝  ooh, this is my jam. ❞
❝  got your aim from your mom, i see. ❞
❝  i’ll feast on your soul. ❞ 
❝  cheers, love! the cavalry’s here! ❞ 
❝   our paths cross for now. as to the future, we shall see. ❞ 
❝   we could’ve built an empire together. ❞ 
❝   ah. just setting foot here sets my soul at ease. ❞ 
❝  this time, stay down. ❞ 
❝  can i get your autograph? ❞
❝  why are you so angry? ❞
❝  ever get that feeling of déjà vu? ❞ 
❝  i am a different man now. i am whole. ❞ 
❝  over my dead body. ❞ 
❝   i’m on top of the world! ❞
❝  i’m patched up. ❞ 
❝  kids today with techno music. you should enjoy the classics, like hasselhoff. ❞
❝   what’s wrong? don’t you recognize me? ❞ 
❝   aren’t you warm wearing all that? ❞ 
❝  can’t stop, won’t stop. ❞
❝  i’ll race ya! ❞
❝   mock death at your own peril. ❞ 
❝  this time, i will finish the job. ❞ 
❝  death is an illusion. ❞
❝  look at this team! we’re gonna do great. ❞
❝  i am beyond redemption. ❞
❝   it looks like we will be working together. ❞ 
❝   you’ve rescued me again. ❞ 
❝  i will not be defeated so easily. ❞
❝  treasure? s-sure, i don’t know anything you’re talking about. ❞ 
❝  so this is what has become of you? a pity.❞
❝  you’re so amazing! you inspire me. ❞ 
❝  i miss him greatly. ❞ 
❝  there is nowhere to hide. ❞ 
❝  whatcha’ lookin’ at? ❞ 
❝  woo, nothing’s gonna stop me. ❞
❝  that was your dream, not mine. ❞ 
❝  what you call freedom is an illusion that causes more harm than good. ❞ 
❝  hehe, there’s something on your dress.. ❞ 
❝  you have been judged! ❞
❝   i have the upper hand this time. ❞ 
❝  traitor! ❞
❝  you will never amount to anything! ❞
❝  i’ve got my eye on you. ❞
❝  lot of memories of this place. they weren’t all bad. ❞
❝  the heart of a man still beats inside of me. ❞ 
❝  stay out of trouble. ❞
❝  step into my parlor said the spider to the fly. ❞
❝  one shot, one kill. ❞
❝  don’t think i’m happy about that. ❞ 
❝  now this place? makes me wanna be an atheist. ❞
❝  our world is worth fighting for. ❞
❝  you haven’t aged a day. what’s your secret? ❞
❝  ooooh, shiny! ❞
❝  oh, did that sting? ❞
❝  heroes never die. ❞
❝  where does it hurt? ❞
❝  you’re just a no-good bully. ❞
❝  i’m a one-man apocalypse. ❞
❝  you should look somewhere else. ❞
❝  you said you would arm wrestle me. nervous? ❞
❝  i learned that from my brother. ❞ 
❝  i hope nobody saw that. ❞
❝  on a scale of one to ten, how is your pain? ❞
❝  i’m not a miracle worker. well… not always. ❞
❝  this was once my home. no longer. ❞
❝  sorry! sorry, i’m sorry. sorry. ❞
❝  i remember being here. it was good for my tan. ❞
❝  wish i’d practice my japanese more, konichiwa! ❞
❝  you need a time out. ❞ 
❝  you might not want to tell your friends about that. ❞
❝  guess we know who’s really on top, don’t we? ❞
❝  with every death, comes honor. with honor, redemption. ❞
❝  a punishment for your crimes. ❞ 
❝  i will be on my best behaviour. ❞
❝  you think there’s something worth stealing in that temple? ❞
❝  people should be free. ❞ 
❝  you were never my equal. ❞
❝  death walks among you. ❞ 
❝   last i checked, i didn’t ask for your opinion. ❞ 
❝   you can’t be serious. ❞ 
❝   they’re back. ❞ 
❝   armor? how positively primitive. ❞
❝   now this is my kinda city, everyone’s free to live as they choose. ❞
❝   you need a time out. ❞ 
❝   die! die! die! ❞ 
❝   to think i would have to work with a street ruffian. ❞ 
❝   death comes. ❞ 
❝   one of these days someone is gonna to put an end to you. ❞ 
❝   that which doesn’t kill you…makes you stronger.. ❞
❝   well. you sure take to this bad guy thing easily, don’t ya? ❞
❝   aren’t you supposed to be dead? ❞
❝  i’ll tell you my secret if you give me your coat. ❞
❝   sleep. ❞
❝  never liked you much. ❞
❝  never leave a teammate behind. ❞
❝  together we are strong. ❞
❝  you won’t get rid of me that easily. ❞
❝  i don’t even think children are afraid of you. ❞
❝  i taught you everything you know. ❞
❝  it’s hard to just sit around knowing there’s someone out there that needs to be blown up. ❞
❝  i’ll put an end to your sad story. ❞
❝  you havin’ trouble keeping up? ❞
❝  i have destroyed more of your kind than i can count. ❞
❝ it’s a perfect day for some mayhem. ❞
❝  we’re all soldiers now. ❞
❝  give me your best shot. ❞
❝   you knew exactly what were you doing. ❞
❝   knock me down, and i’ll keep getting back up. ❞
❝   you always did have a high opinion of yourself. ❞
❝   i’m not a young man anymore. ❞
❝  still trying to play hero? ❞
❝  i sometimes wonder if your height is why you’re always in such a bad mood. ❞
❝  this is no place for children. ❞
❝  the world could always use more heroes. ❞
❝  looked in a mirror lately? ❞
❝  Me one, bad guys zero. ❞
❝  i’m gonna have to shoot you down. ❞
❝  this old dog has learned a few tricks. ❞
❝  another one off the list. ❞
❝  i love your glasses, so cute! ❞
❝  if at first you don’t succeed…blow it up again! ❞
❝  that’s for my family back home! ❞
❝  i’ve got you in my sights. ❞
❝  i’m the one who does his job. i’m thinking… you’re the other one. ❞
❝   you weren’t given those guns to toss them away like trash. ❞
❝   i will protect the innocent. ❞ 

What mothers think while breastfeeding in public

> please stop crying.
> Omg I’m so nervous.
> if you’d stop putting your hand in your mouth, my nipple could go in there.
> no one’s staring…
> yes they are – she’s screaming her head off.
> should I try to use a blanket to cover?
> ugh, I can’t see what I’m doing now!
> ugh, why did you unlatch?!

What mothers do NOT think while breastfeeding in public.

> let me lure in all the unfaithful, sinful husbands with my leaking, milk-filled breasts 😈

Holiday AUs

- the “My refrigerator pie melted on the way to your house and I’m so embarrassed what the fuck should I do with- did you just make it into a fancy fucking desert” AU

- the “The plan is that we take leftovers and see who can make them the most edible/appetizing for dinner since the oven repairman still hasn’t shown up” AU

- the “The snow storm has gotten so bad that the repairman is staying for dinner, and DAMN they’re hot” AU

- the “Mom and dad this is my partner, I just realized how much they’re like my father, oh my god I’m dating my father, what the fuck is happening, this is some fucking Freudian shit” AU

- the “I’m sorry that we ran out of coffee, honey, the snow has made it impossible to get to the grocery store, are you really not going to talk to me at all, TALK TO ME, PLEASE” AU

- the “So, you got me an amazing present and I didn’t get you anything because I didn’t know that we were doing presents because you’re just a close friend (who I happen to be in love with) and, oh, this is supposed to be a declaration of love, oh well in that case, come to the bedroom, I’ve got a great last minute gift idea” AU

- the “I bought you the perfect gift but I didn’t realize that you’d be opening it in front of your entire extended family and it’s definitely not something you should open in front of your little nieces” AU

- the “I didn’t realize you’re family used so much mistletoe, it’s like I’m walKING THROUGH A FUCKING MINEFIELD” AU

As always, tag me if you use them, because I love to read them (even if they’re not one of my usual ships)!



The Lucky One Pt 1 (reader x Bucky)

Hello, my dear friends! This has been a long time coming and I’ve finally found the time to get it started, but we’ll see how often I can post from here. I hope you all like it! 


The Lucky One Pt 1 (reader x Bucky)

Characters: reader, reader’s mom, Bucky, (James), OC Kevin Jenkins, OC Caleb, more to come.

Summary: As a single mom with a jerk of an ex-husband, you’re doing your best to run the family business all on your own when your mother hires a mysterious man with a troubled past to help out. He just might be what you need in your life, but will his secrets bring you together or tear you apart? (Events occur shortly after Captain America: The Winter Soldier)

Warnings: angst, a little fluff, small mentions of sexual situations

Word Count: 2208

A/N: This is part one of my fic for Stark Tower’s Movie Challenge. I chose the movie “The Lucky One” and I’m really excited about it! I’ve read the book AND seen the movie but it’s been a while so I hope my own loose interpretation is fun and entertaining. Please let me know your thoughts, whether you’ve see the movie or not, I appreciate your feedback!! :)

*Special tag: @stories-from-stark-tower

Tags are at the bottom (I’ll consider adding tags, I’m still trying to figure a new system out)

Part One Part Two>>> –COMING SOON


Originally posted by dailybuckybarnes

“I can’t believe you hired a stranger off the street without even consulting me! I mean…he’s not even from around here. He’s a drifter from who-knows-where and he could be a…a serial killer or something!” you spoke emphatically, not quite a yell but nearly.

“What? You were gone, we need the help, he needs a job. What’s there to consult about?” she shrugged innocently.

“Mother. I know you’re not as…able as you used to be, but we were doing just fine! I’m perfectly capable of hauling the bales of hay and training the horses and dealing with owners and…”

“…and running yourself into the ground. Honey, you can’t do it all by yourself. Not forever. You’re stretched too thin. This James fella seems perfectly capable of doing the heavy lifting. I mean look at him throw those bales around with those muscles. And that jaw, yowzah…. If I were 30 years younger…” your mother swooned, craning her neck toward the window.

“Mom!” you laughed. She always was a pistol.

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Hello wonderful people on Tumblr. 

I wanted to open up a special commission period. My moms kitty “Sassy” had a surgery done on her (she had a genetic eye defect). My mom went ahead and did the expensive surgery because… well she is a pet owner, responsible and just a kind person who loves all her animals. 

I wanted to surprise her by helping her toward the bill and I was hoping you guys could help. And I am not asking for donations. 

I am basically just opening up commissions and all proceeds will go toward this kitties vet bills (my mom doesn’t know about this lol)  I just want to help her out like any good child would do <3

If anyone is interested. I do both art and plush commissions. I am very quick, put a lot of work into my craft and I am honest. (I can also pretty much make anything, all my patterns are created by me <3)

Please feel free to visit my page to see some examples of my work. :)

Please share this if you can’t commission. Do it for the Sassy cat <3

BTS: Quotes (Fake, Except For Namjoon's)
  • Namjoon: "If we can feel the most beautiful moment in life, then I'm sure from this moment till we die, our entire life is beautiful."
  • Seokjin: "I think that all my - Tae, stop. No, no more cookies. What are you - JEON JEONGGUK AND KIM TAEHYUNG, GET BACK HERE!"
  • Yoongi: "Wake me up and you will experience hell."
  • Hoseok: "What a beautiful day! I suppose I can go on my walk a bit earlier and see if Yoongi needs help - oh wait, he's sleeping. Why do I smell cookies?"
  • Jimin: "I wish Yoongs wasn't asleep, I'm so bored... Why are Guk and Tae running - oh, cookies."
  • Taehyung: "Hi mom - I mean Jinnie! Can I have another cookie? Aw... RUN, JEONGGUK! HAHA!"
  • Jeongguk: "You owe me sex... Tae, go. Wait. I got it. TAE, I GOT THE COOKIES! RUN! TO THE BEDROOM! NO, JIMIN, DON'T FOLLOW US!"

Ok let me say a thing, i love Sara, yes SARA not saLa! sala is a room. This is NOT incest! As an italian the family is above everything. this maybe could sound like a stereotype but is not, we do everything togheter: eat, go on vacation, we stay at home until marriage basicly (i live whit my parents, my grandma and my sister Sara lol) my mom never left her parents. we are possessive and if you see this creepy, you are creepy. plus they are twins, they litterally spend they WHOLE life togheter and they have the same passion. ok maybe he have to chill up… but he’s italian so probably he can’t, we scream we don’t talk, if you go to my home and you’re not italian you’ll be scared.
Poor my little Michele for us he will always be the wine and for who are not italian he is a disgusting person. boia deh mai ‘na gioia per Mihele


Stiles x Reader

Requested By Anon

Part One

Then she just vanished.” Stiles finished explaining and Scott frowned.

“Like she’s gone vanished?” Scott asked and Stiles rubbed his hands together.

“No, she’s in my room just no one can see her… I mean I took her to Deaton and even your Mom but they’ve got nothing, Deaton’s keeping an eye out for anything that could explain it but there’s only so long your Mom can pretend (Y/N)’s sick.” Stiles rambled on and stopped at his locker.

“Do you need me to skip practise and help?” Scott asked as they waited for the rest of the pack to gather round.

“No, I can’t make practise again anyway.” Stiles sighed and Scott shot him a questioning look. “Whenever I take my Lacrosse stick to far it vanishes and appears back with (Y/N), by the way she has your old bike keys and she can’t give them back till this whole thing gets sorted.”

“How come we don’t go back to (Y/N)?” Scott muttered as he shifted his bag and slammed his locker.

“We do, Deaton told me to test it.” Stiles mumbled and slammed his own locker shut as they headed over to the pack. “Got seven miles away and me and Roscoe ended back in the Vet’s parking lot.

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things said to or by my siblings:
  • “They break your heart, I break their face. Simple as that.”
  • “Trust me, I know people.”
  • “I’m hugging you, shut up.”
  • “Oh my god are you hugging me?”
  • “Stop doing that it’s creepy.”
  • “I tolerate you.”
  • “See this is why we can’t have nice things.”
  • “Ok but look, sometimes he gets off in his own little world all alone where he doesn’t care about anyone else. You don’t wanna be like that. No one likes that person.”
  • “If you do that again I’m hitting you…”
  • “So you’re telling me that…. You didn’t eat this because you thought it was mine, and I didn’t eat it thinking it was yours… Oh I’m eating this now.”
  • “Get out of my head please.”
  • “W h a t are you wearing?”
  • “Is that my shirt? That’s my shirt isn’t it….”
  • “No you can’t have my pants, I need them.”
  • “Eh, just go grab something from the closet and you’ll be fine.”
  • “I need you to dress me today.”
  • “I’m wearing your shirt. It’s mine now.”
  • “Would you stop taking my clothes with out asking?!”
  • “Oh hey I was looking for that…”