i can see me getting hate for this omg

300 Celebration Blogrates!

Okay, I’ve never done anything like this before, but in honor of reaching 300 followers, I’ll be doing blogrates! :D

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House descriptions with sass

Gryffindor 
-*finishes a story* “omg that reminds me of that time..”
-“am i genuinely excited or just humble bragging, probably both? you’ll never know?”
-*tries to fix hair way too often*
-“literally everyone is my fam”
-“yeah let’s hang out!! but only for like 5min because i have other plans”

Ravenclaw
-“i don’t brag often but fuck yes i know i’m one of a kind”
-“yes i’m aware i look like shit but i’ve weighted the smell:no shower ratio and i can last until tomorrow at 3:48am”
-“omg get these humans away from me RIGHT NOW”
-“i did see that meme. i’ve seen all memes. just give up with your dignity”
-“okay you’re right but my reasons are better”

Hufflepuff
-“fine yes cut me to get on the fucking bus it’s not fucking going anyWHERE”
-“living cute and drama free”
-“breathe and maybe the bad thing will go away” *it doesnt* “well fUCK”
-*small incident* “literally did not sign up for this” 
-“god i’m so full” *sees friend with food* “are you gonna finish that?”

Slytherin
-“i hate people” “you’re a person” “yes but i’m literally better”
-“excuses are pointless”
-“my blood is 98% coffee and 120% GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE”
-“are you actually trying to intimidate me? lol cute”
-“my loyalty, my choice. you break that? you deal with it, cause i’m gone”

Thoughts Going Through My Head During A Court of Wings and Ruin (SPOILERS...OBVIOUSLY)

PART ONE: PRINCESS OF CARRION
1. RHYS
2. Feyre being a master of all her powers makes me so happy
3. FUCK IANTHE
4. Shit Jurians here
5. THE VERY FIRST WORDS HE SEND DOWN THE BOND IS “I LOVE YOU” I’M DEAD
6. New characters? Oh shit they’re Daemati. They’re going to know what she is.
7. It’s only fitting that Feysand was in the cabin when Calanmai passed… :)
8. Alis sees through the bullshit, I love it
9. Feyre so manipulative, I love it
10. Yo, she’s really messing with Tamlin’s mind
11. fuck…get the children of the blessed out of there
12. THEY SENT THE BOGGE AFTER THEM YES
13. TAMLIN CONTROL YOUR FUCKING TEMPER YOU DUMBASS
14. “A Portrait in Snares and Baiting” LOL
15. Tamlin really falling spectacularly into Feyre’s traps
16. They’re revealing their plans WAY too easy, Feyre
17. GET THE FUCK AWAY FRPM LUCIEN, YOU BITCH
18. YAASSS FEYRE SHOW HER WHO’S BOSS
19. FUCK THESE TWO
20. Shit, Feyre get out of THERE
21. YAASSS FEYRE AND LUCIEN
22. TAKE LUCIEN WITH YOU

PART TWO: CURSEBREAKER
23. AUTUMN COURT
24. Shit it’s his brothers
25. FUCK, IT’S ERIS
26. CASSIAN, YOU’RE OKAY!!!!!!!
27. AZRIEL!! MY BABIES ARE OKAY!!!
28. HIGH LADY OF THE NIGHT COURT YAASSS BITCHES
29. “I missed you, too” Awwwwwwwww
30. MOR
31. SHE’S HOME
32. AMREN
33. RHYS
OMG
I CANT
I’M CRYING TEARS OF JOY
PLEASE NEVER BE SEPARATED AGAIN

34. Finally, she’s going to see her sisters
35. Lucien BEHAVE
36. Oh shit, Elain
37. What happened to Miryam and Drakon?
38. STOP FIGHTING
39. Cassian is so fucked man… he is SO in love with her
40. What is Nesta?
41. I am living for this bantering during dinner
42. Yes! Feyre’s going to learn to fly
43. Cassian breaking my heart a little when he talks about why he’s mad at Feyre…
44. LIBRARY :D
45. THE LIBRARY IS A SANCTUARY FOR ABUSED WOMEN I LOVE IT
46. What the hell did Cassian see down there?
47. Shit they’re going to free the Bone Carver
48. YES NEVER AGAIN PLEASE
49. SHE DID SEE HER CHILD
50. WHAT IS NESTA?!?!?!?!!
51. Haven’t heard Ouroboros since the immortals series LOL
52. Shit I think Elain can see the future
53. “So I went fast” LOL
54. Yes, Feyre stop with the matchmaker…for now
55. LORD AND LADY NIGHT YASSS
56. Shit, no, Rhys what are you doing
57. WTF SARAH J MAAS WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME NOT HATE ERIS AS MUCH
58. I DON’T THINK SHE’S CRAZY Y'ALL
59. THEY’RE CHAPERONING LOL
60.  THE NEPHELLE PHILOSOPHY I LOVE IT
61. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ELAIN?!??!?!??! CASSIAN BETTER NOT DIE OMG
62. Shit, the Ravens are here. See that’s what Elain was talking about
63. See, now Feyre gets it
64. WHAT IS THAT THING
65. WHAT IS THAT THING
66. SEE, SHE IS A SEER
67. Find the firebird
68. Lucien my baby
69. Shit, they attacked Adriata
70. YASSS FEYRE AND MOR TEAM UP SO BADASS
71. SHIT, THE KING
72. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE, RHYS
73. Yo, Tarquin, you need to NOT cuz they’re on your side. THEY’RE YOUR FRIENDS
74. NESTA CAAAAAAAAARES
75. Wait, what does it mean that she sees her child and he’s a death-god?
76. STARFALL DRESS
77. NIGHT TRIUMPHANT AND STARS ETERNAL
78. Nesta! ❤ also Nesta and Rhys being on friendly terms is everything
79. LARGEST WINGSPAN, I’M DEAD
80. The bets! Sarah J Maas is the best with her squad-throwing-bets scenes
81. DAWN COURT
82. I love Viviane already
83. I have a feeling Tamlin is coming
84. Tamlin is here
85. FUCK NO HES GOING TO TURN THEM ALL AGAINST THE COURT OF DREAMS
86. YES RHYS YOU SHOW TAMLIN WHO’S BOSS
87. Wait, they’re actually going to work together?
88. Oh shit, she just revealed her powers to Beron
89. YAAASS CRESSIDA AND VIVIANE
90. LOL Helion wants the three of them. I’m crying
91. Also, a bit late but openly BI AND GAY CHARACTERS I LOVE IT
92. HOLY SHIT HELION IS LUCIEN’S FATHER?
93. What does Nesta feel?
94. FEYSAND IS SO BEAUTIFUL I’M CRYING
95. SHIT HE JUST DESTROYED THE WALL
96. Bryaxis better come thru
97. GUYS I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW

PART THREE: HIGH LADY
98. Waaaaaaaaaait…..wtf Jurian’s on their side????
99. What the fuck Tamlin???
100. Why did he go back though? I thought he was on their side?
101. NESSIAN
102. YAASSS IT’S OUR FAVORITE MESSY BITCH WHO LIVES FOR DRAMA: THE SURIEL
103. NOOOOO THE SURIEL HOW DARE SHE
104. YAAASSS IANTHE GETS WHAT SHE DESERVES
105. I’M SOBBING THE SURIEL
106. GOD STOP WITH THE FIGHTING
107. SHIT
108. YOOOOOOOOOO VARIAN JUST KISSED AMREN YAAAAASSSSS
109. SHIT NO IT TOOK ELAIN
110. RHYSAND GIVING HER ENCOURAGING WORDS IS EVERYTHING
111. YAASSS TAMLIN DO SOMETHING GOOD
112. MY GIRL CAN FLY
113 THEY GOT OUT
114. OHMYGOD MOR. I’M SOBBING. SHE IS SO IMPORTANT. SARAH J MAAS MAY MAKE ALL OF US WANT TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID BUT SHE ALWAYS CREATES SUCH IMPORTANT AND BEAUTIFUL CHARACTERS IT ALWAYS LEAVES ME SPEECHLESS
115. Ohmygod Feyre already planning out potential baes for Mor
116. She’s going to face the Ouroboros
117. She’s seeing herself right? Cuz she’s a wolf
118. I was RIGHT
119. Okay this speech is beautiful but like I AM SO SCARED RN
120. ALL THREE HAVE BEEN REUNITED
121. Ohmygodtheycame they all came
122. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO THE CARVER
123. DRAKON’S ARMY
124. HOLY CRAP THEIR FATHER CAME THRU
I AM SHOOKETH
125. THEIR FATHER NO
126. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM CASSIAN
127. NO NO NO NO NO NOT CASSIAN NOT NESTA
128. OH
MY
GOD
ELAIN
YOU 
AMAZING
BADASS

129. AMREN IS UNLEASHING HERSELF ISN’T SHE
130. SHE’S NOT GOING TO REMEMBER VARIAN OR HER FRIENDS NO
131. OH SHIT THE CAULDRON
132. RHYS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DON’T YOU DARE
133. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO
NOPE
NEVER
UH UH
NO
NO
NO

NO

I AM ACTUALLY SOBBING FOR REAL

I HAVE CHEST PAINS

134. Oh my god Tamlin
135. RHYS
136. AMREN
137. LUCIEN
138. REMAKE THE WORLD
139. THEY’RE OKAY

I’M DEAD

YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN : MONTGOMERY DE LA CRUZ

idk how this came to mind,, but i thought it’d just be funny and i can totally see monty doing all of this like omg wowow. i’m australian by the way and idk i think his commentary would be funny.


  • He’d so ask if you’re jet lagged every day.
  • You’ll reply with an eye roll.
  • He’ll snigger.
  • He nicknames you things like ‘aussie’ and ‘roo’.
  • He learns the national anthem for you.
  • You hate him for it.
  • He plays it whenever you get up to do a presentation in front of the class.
  • You glare at him.
  • He’s been contacted about bullying. He insists it’s friendly banter. You wish you could say otherwise.
  • “Hey, Aus, can you please pass me that boomerang?” He asks when asking for a pen.
    “Monty, we don’t use that word in replacement for other objects.”
    “Well, you should.”
  • He’s always like, “Yes, this is my girlfriend, she’s from Australia.” or “She’s from the land down under.”
  • HE SO USES THAT LINE THAT GOES 'ITS LIKE A FRENCH KISS BUT DOWN UNDER’ AND YOU SLAP HIS LEG WHICH MAKES HIM LAUGH LOUDER. do you guys know what that saying is lmao
  • He thinks you’re invincible because of the snakes and deadly animals surrounding the place. You aren’t.
  • And when you get hurt or stub your toe and scream bloody murder he’s like, “Toughen up, you’re Australian.” and you’re like, “That doesn’t make my life pain free, dickhead!”
  • HE DOES THE ACCENT. ALL. THE. TIME.
  • “I forgot you had an accent.” He’d say after you not talking for five minutes.
  • He really wants to go there and visit your pet kangaroo.
  • Yes, you’ve told him there aren’t pet kangaroos in every household.
  • He narrows his eyes, disbelieving. “I’ll see that out for myself when we get there.”
  • Totally googled Australian facts after meeting you for the first time.

anonymous asked:

Hey hey, I was wondering if you could make uhhh headcanons?? Lol for rfa+V and saeran, when they find out that MC works as a stripper?? Like, she isn't ashamed of it or anything like that. Pls and ty╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ (If it's uncomfortable for ya, you don't gotta do it)

Hell Yeah ♡( •ॢ◡-ॢ)✧˖° ♡

~No one should ever be ashamed of being a stripper.

I wish someone would pay me to take my clothes off lolol.

Yoosung

  • BlushingBlushingBlushingOMG
  • He’s too pure for this lol
  • After the initial shock wore off he went into jealous mode
  • Reeeeally doesn’t want other people looking at you in that way
  • Luckily, you guys have a healthy relationship
  • It just took a sit down conversation and a few kisses for him to see that it’s something you enjoy and nothing he should be jealous about
    • “Don’t worry, Yoosung. I save all the best moves for you…”

Jumin

  • He bought the club where you work so he could oversee everything
  • Doesn’t want you going full nude
  • It was good though, because he redesigned everything and it brought in a higher class clientele
  • Not that you needed the money, of course
  • But it kept the scum bags out
  • Probably installed a pole in the penthouse
  • So you could …
  • Rehearse….
  • Your new routines for him

Zen

  • He thought his brain was going to explode WHA T
  • Like Yoosung, it took some convincing
  • But when all is said and done
  • He’s a performer as well
  • Lots of girls look at him, send him fan letters etc
  • So he can’t really put a double standard on this
  • You guys work on your dance moves together
  • And he’s definitely visited you while you worked

Jaehee

  • Fully supportive
  • Didn’t phase her at all
  • She considers it performance art, which it really is
  • Will go to your work to watch you
  • Sometimes she critiques you lol
    • “I’ve seen you do that move better, are you eating enough throughout the day? Getting enough sleep? You didn’t have your usual gusto tonight.”

Saeyoung

  • This boy omg
  • He would be overly involved as a way to deal with his jealousy
  • He tries to help you pick out songs to dance to
  • Helps you figure out what to wear to work
    • “No, no, MC! That’s too sexy. Here, this one is better.”
  • You have to constantly put on private shows for him in the bedroom >.>
  • He sometimes ruins the mood by copying your moves
    • “MC I can do it too, see? Maybe I could work there, too?”
    • “…Stop.” -_-
  • Pretends to not be worried about you but every time you work he taps into the clubs cameras and watches the whole time to make sure no one messes with you

V

  • He is so trusting and loves you so much, he doesn’t mind when you finally tell him
  • Wishes he could take your photograph as you perform
    • “It’s not fair that I’m the one who can’t see you perform. Why don’t you come closer and show me? I can’t see but I can feel you…”

Saeran

  • You mean the world to him, so he’s happy as long as you’re happy
  • That doesn’t mean he doesn’t worry about you
  • Literally goes to work with you every shift
  • Every. Shift.
  • Sits in the back sipping a drink with a glare
  • Has gotten into a few fights with clientele who get too close to you
    • “Hey. Move your hands away from her or lose them completely.”
  • All of your coworkers love him to death omg
  • He’s become like their guardian angel
  • The unofficial bouncer of the club
  • He really hates the scum bags who mess with women and ends up chasing them away
  • All the girls fawn over him but he just scoffs he doesn’t understand it

leos-pineapple  asked:

Head canons with RFA + Saeran with a tall MC! I hope your day has been going alright. Get some sleep and make sure to remember to drink water!

GAHHH I’VE FINALLY REACHED YOUR REQUEST!

i’ve seen u in my notifs and omg i’m so sorry this took foreverr :3

p.s i luv you (⋈◍>◡<◍)。✧♡


Yoosung:

  • OMG THIS BABY
  • HE’S SO SAD
  • “MC WHY ARE U SO TALL?? NOW I’M 100% SHORTER THAN EVERYONE IN THE RFA” ;u;
  • poor boy just wanted to be taller than one person in his life
  • even his momma is taller than him hahahhaahah shh 
  • so he tries wearing insoles with some height right
  • but he trips lmao and he literally falls onto MC in the streets because he can’t balance
  • after a while he gives up and just accepts his short fate
  • also low key falls in love with MC’s legs because they’re just so long and beautiful and now he sounds like a pervert but you know it’s true 
  • is it bad that he treats MC like a tree and enjoys koala hugging her legs whenever he can because he does that no doubt about it ok

Zen:

  • the moment he sees MC he does that sunglasses lowering thing
  • like ooooh gurl
  • he’s shamelessly checking her out 
  • um excuse me SIR EYES UP HERE PLEASE
  • he is having a hard time keeping his eyes on her face because she was wearing shorts since it was summer and it’s so hot but omg not as hot as her leggggggs yas
  • jkjk y am i making all of them pervs omfg try again Cherry pls get it together
  • ANYWAYS moving on
  • he really likes MC’s height because he actually hates looking down on people?? (i.e. Yoosung)
  • he likes looking straight at the other person and it saves his neck from getting tired of looking down since it makes his posture worse 
  • so MC being tall is such a bonus he cannot live it out 
  • happiest man on the plant probably yea

Jaehee:

  • okay so at first she thought they were the same height
  • but that was only cuz she had to wear heels with her business attire and she kinda forgot she had them on
  • then she took them off 
  • and
  • MC was towering over her???? omg
  • “Wow, MC I didn’t know you were so tall!”
  • she was really excited all of a sudden because she actually enjoys being the shorter partner just because she feels nice and protected and heheh it makes her feel warm and fuzzy and happy ^-^
  • so whenever they go out she would hold onto MC and lean on her and it was so so so cute
  • also MC was really good at reaching things for her at home which made her life 200% easier and she loved it

Jumin:

  • MC was tall but not still not as tall as he
    • fight me
  • but he was surprised at her height as most women he met were always pretty short lmao
  • “MC, you are quite tall compared to many of the employee’s and business partners I’ve met.”
  • okay that’s great but now what
  • it was SO FUNNY
  • because he likes to take MC to dinner parties and well
  • she had to dress all fancy = heels = she’s taller than Jumin now xD
  • he was low key uncomfortable like uhhhhhhhhh MC is looming over me help
  • so he secretly got some shoe pads to enhance his height whenever those events came along
  • but don’t get me wrong, he loved MC’s tall stature because she looked extremely gorgeous and just pulled off any look she had going and they literally looked like a model couple who were always on the runway
  • am i implying that Jumin does the cat walk because yes i am in fact i’m 10000% right about this trust me it’s insiders info ok i got my sources

707:

  • he’s having SO MUCH FUN
  • now Seven is Tarzan or some shit cuz he’s literally hanging all over MC like she’s a tree oh my god
  • “SEVEN GET OFF”
  • “nuuuuu this is too much fun! :D:D:D”
  • MC is just:
  • ANYWAY so he never gets the hell off and lovesss to get MC to piggybackride him
  • is he 5 or what
  • there’s no stopping it
  • he’s going to be all over MC until the end of time
  • but it’s also kinda cute??? because he’s so giggly around MC and lol
  • don’t be mad but since she’s so tall he kinda.. sorta.. most definitely uses her as shade whenever he goes outside
  • oops

Saeran:

  • his eyes are bulging out of his head
  • MC. SO TALL. SO PERFECT. SO PRETTY.
  • wanna know why? because she’s standing there with the sun setting behind her and the wind blowing in her hair and her cheeks are flushed a cute pink because Saeran is staring at her like she’s a goddess
  • he literally
  • can’t take his eyes off her
  • also when they’re walking it’s real adorable because
  •  ok it’s not like he’s a short dude but he kinda hunches over since he’s hella timid and shy so he looks smol and it’s just 
  • literally this^
  • .. except Saeran doesn’t look annoyed, instead he’s blushing like crazy
  • also did i mention he snuggles really close to MC because he likes being close to her and since she’s so tall he feels protected and it makes him feel super safe

i wish i was tall (i’m literally 5′4″ and my entire fam is 5′8″ or taller and i’m just???? what the hell happened to my DNA)

~Cherry L.


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Kit Kat

Summary: Before the 1st season of Supernatural airs, Jensen meets the reader at his talent agency in LA.

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,508


M&M’s. Snickers. Butterfingers. Reese Peanut Butter Cups. You name it. If it’s fucking chocolate, you’ll eat it. You’re a stress eater. You’re stressed. And there’s not one God damn piece of candy left in your bag.

“Y/N! Get in here!” You hear your boss Eileen yell from inside her office.

You stand up quickly and smooth out your dress. You don’t know why you bother, you’re just a measly intern. But your mom said to dress for the job you want instead of the job you have. So here you are. Ugh. Thanks, mom.

“Yes?” You try to say as confidently as possible.

“Where are the press packets I asked you to get? I need them asap! Clients are coming in and out all day today.” She snaps looking irritated.

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firstly, i just want to thank everyone who entered! i can’t believe how quickly this got to 100 applications! i’m sorry if you didn’t get a chance to enter, but i definitley see myself opening apps again! this was honestly so hard and please remember that in trying to keep the net at a reasonable size - i’ve had to disappoint a lot more blogs than not! i really struggled with this because there were so many wonderful blogs that i wasn’t able to accept, so please don’t find this discouraging in any way!! and i really do hope you’ll all apply again later! (and if anyone doesn’t join the chat - i’ll fill those empty spots!)

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Dad!Jared Kleinman Headcanons

Warnings: Jared as a dad

A/N: always wanted to one of these! yeet
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-oKAY straight up this boy would be in tears as soon as he meets his first born

-after he’s done crying, he’d look his son in the face and go “im going to make so many memes of you, just you wait”

-when you get home, he just cuddles you and his son on the couch
“i cant believe this is actually real. our son is so beautiful…. he got that from me”

-hes actually hella nervous to hold his son because he thinks he’ll break him

-so you guide his hands and help him

-jared cries again

-jared knows how much pain you went through while you were pregnant, so he lets you sleep while he takes care of his son in the middle of the night

-he gets really jealous that you get to spend all day with your son
“(y/n), can i take him to work?”
“no”
“but what if we end up having problems in his teenage years because you wont let me spend quality time with him?”

-jared takes care of your son while you go out to run errands and when you come back, you see your son covered in peanut butter
“jared what the hell!?”
“hes the peanut butter baby!!”
“omg jared stop”

-when you have your daughter, jared goes into full protective dad mode

-any boy that isnt her brother that gets near her, instantly makes him hate them
“jared they’re just playing together”
“boys are pigs (y/n)! you don’t know what they’re planning!”

-when your daughter gets older, jared teaches your son how to stand up for his sister
“okay so when boys try to talk to her, you-”
“jared what are you doing”
“nothing”

-get along shirts are a must… they’re jared’s children so they’re bound to get into arguments

-jared cries again when he finds out that his kids fought because they both wanted to have him go to their class for “bring your parent to school” day

-he hangs up all of their art on the fridge

-he cant cook, so whenever you work late, he just gives them ramen noodles with smores

-he loves telling them the story of when you fell in love with him
“im pretty sure you fell in love with me first”
“see kids? mom is trying to save face… she totally thought i was a stud”
“jaaaared”

-he loves waking up early on saturdays to watch cartoons with the kids while you make breakfast

-he is always recording the kids… like all the time
“jared you dont have to record every single moment”
“what if i miss something? i wouldnt be able to deal with that emotionally”

-you’ll never forget when you came home from work one night and they were all passed out on the pull out couch and you placed a blanket over them

-there was a drawing in your daughter’s hand and it had you, her, jared, and your son all holding hands

-you cried and hung it on the fridge

-all around hes a really good dad who loves just being a goofball with his kiddos

-i love jared kleinman okay? hes a good dad!!

Hi everyone I have an update and apology for you!!

Sorry about not posting Part 7 - I had graduation and then getting back to the US. Cal’s older sister has had some intestine issues and been in and out of the hospital so Calum and I have been watching their baby and kids. We’re getting married soon (omg what?!) and then I’ll write the next part - finish it really - on the plane to our honeymoon. I promise. Please just be patient with me. I’ve been getting a lot of hate so I’ve just been not answering anything but I’ve been seeing all your messages I’ve just only been on Tumblr maybe ten minutes at a time randomly.

Anyway, I hope you can all support me on this! Thank you thank you for your patience!! I get married in five days. So if you can wait seven days for an update then I’ll have it for you.

Also can we just think about that for a sec - I’m getting MARRIED. In FIVE DAYS. My hen night with my ladies is tomorrow night omg so prepare for some wild stories if you’d like to hear them!! Haha Again I’m so sorry for the wait. I promise it will be worth it. 😘

SNOWBAZ DANCE AU

Snowbaz dance instructor AU
Baz is dance teacher
Simon appears at personal class

Baz hates him outwardly like straighten up snow your lines are terrible lets video this so you can see what a failure you are omg such angst

Then goes home cradles watching the video like !!!! Simon~♡♥ such fluff
Lots of internal dialogue of baz like having him there always… tempting me before i remember… idk but yeah
And baz starts giving really lovey ;) dances

And in one they kiss and like simon stage kisses and baz like really kisses and simons like fhdkagrnfj baz wtf and baz gets all angsty and hurt inside but omg the angst
You have to perform like you mean it down to the last detail
Lots of dramatic storming
Simon roughly grabs his shoulder and turns him around-
For a moment just a momet baz is so vulnerable and even when his face hardens to a sneer he doesn’t feel the tears still stand on his checks.

Simon’s face melts baz? You okay? Whats wrong?
Baz shoves him off and storms away

Then they talk for a few minutes and they are about to perform simon takes bazs hand staring at his grim expression
Then at end of dance simon kisses like he means it and baz is suprised and kisses back and is reassured by simons hand in his and his eyes telling this is no stage kiss this is real and baz had tears in his eyes and they turn to audience and raise linked hands
Of course they win and they cry and hold hands and yeah

Im working on this rn too IT WILL HAPPEN
btw just sharing the idea
feel free to add your own version if you want

  • me: i'm 19 and i can confirm that people my age view 15/16 year olds as children. there is no reason a decent person my age would be with someone that young romantically.
  • ot*yuri shippers: um?? but its only a 3 year age gap?? which is perfectly healthy?? gosh stop hating omg you don't know what you're talking about

“You lied to me. I was a kid. You promised you keep me safe. And gen you make a deal with azazel.” (Dean to Mary)

“You left us. Alone. Dad was just a shell. Our perfect mom and family. And I had to be more than a brother. A mother. A father. And that wants fair. Hey kill the girl Sam loved. Possessed by Lucifer. Lost his soul. All because of you. All of it because of you.”

“I hate you. I hate you. and I love you.”

FUCK!!! The tears omg

“Cause I can’t help it. You’re my mom. And I understand. Cause I have made deals to save those I love. I forgive you. I forgive you. For all of it. Everything. On the other side of this, we can start over. We can get it right. I need you to fight and look at me and see me. Mom I need you to see me. Please.”

And Mary turned to look at him omg 😭💔

Descendants 2 Liveblog 6

- EVIE GOING TO SEE DIZZY THERE GOES MY HEART

- HER SKETCHBOOK OMG

- EVIE USING HER ISLE INSPIRATION OH GOD YOU CAN SEE THIS HURTS HER SHE’S SHAKEN

- Awww making jewellery

- GET OUT CHAD YOU JACK

- No one wants an action figure of you , Chad

- Dude, you big mouth.

- Lonnie is going to tag along~

- CHAD YOU DISGUSTING $%^# HOW DARE YOU BEN IS YOUR *FRIEND* I HATE YOU SO MUCH

DIZZY OMG YOU CAN SEE THE MOMENT EVIE’S HEART BREAKS AND SHE WANTS THESE KIDS OUT.

Oh. Mevie killed me and revived me.

- Jaylos and Doug. He didn’t buy it.

- LONNIE MY CUPCAKE ANGEL

- Harry is a troll and Uma you love it.

- Uma is not having you sympathy Ben. My heart just broke. 

- Ben, your sympathy will not help. It looks fake in this position. 

- I LOVE THIS MOVIE. IT CALLS OUT THE FLAWS OF THE PLAN.

- Again, Ben this looks VERY fake. She’s going to break this barrier and I don’t think you can fix it. Not easily.

- Lonnie is my everything. 

- Dude is so annoying omg. SHUT UP.

- It’s cute you think Uma will buy this, guys.

- I think Uma will lost in this movie but I’m hoping if Evie’s series happens, she’ll get her chance then.

- UMA RAPPING I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS MOVIE. I WANT TO BE MRS. THIS MOVIE.

- I’m sorry Mal, you sound much weaker than the pirates. I love you. 

- Ben, honey, it’s too late. But I love you for trying. My precious cookie.

- I CALLED IT. UMA IS NOT STUPID.

- GASTON IS STILL SUPER CREEPY UGH GIL HONEY YOU DESERVE BETTER. 

- Uma trying this immediately would always happen, move fast. 

- WHAT DID YOU EXPECT THEY’RE PIRATES?

- “Take Mine” I LOVE LONNIE SO MUCH! <3

- “It’s mine now” I ALSO LOVE EVIE

- Oh Harry I love you and your hook

- UMA WENT BACK TO HELP HARRY UP I LOVE THESE PIRATE DORKS AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP.

- Oh no, they are NOT done. You kids are cute to think they are. 

- Did they leave the barrier switch? Ohhhhh that won’t end well. 

- Tell the Isle kids they’re your people. They will beat your face in, Ben. 

- I see the seeds of Evie’s spin off. I love it.

- So Ben, expanded VK program? NOW? Please? I will beg. 

- So, she’s not on screen, but again, Uma is my everything.

- JAY LET LONNIE ON THE TEAM.

anonymous asked:

You're an astrology blog that's why I asked you. You've answered compatibility questions before. No need to be so rude.

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

Does this answer make you feel better because its not as “rude”? Really and truly I HATE compatibility questions(you must have gone super far back to see me answering compatibility questions) because what am I gonna do? Magically foretell that your love interest is gonna be the one for you. Only you can figure that out by, omg wait for it, asking her. Get off the computer and go do it. I dare you. Y’all gotta stop being so scared of rejection and relying on astrology for interacting with people.

“Te quiero, idiota”

Originally posted by sebastianstahn


Anon said:  Omg I so loved that ‘Getting the gold" imagine! Can I request something? If the answer is yes, could I get a one shot about Sebastian loving and making fun of me because of my english? (I’m from the Canary Islands, so it is not perfect 😅). If the answer is no, then it’s okay. Thanks and nice blog xx

Warnings: None.

Humor, Fluff, Spanish words.

Title translation: “I love you, idiot”


You hated it and he knew it. Nevertheless, he still did it. You could see him smiling and pulling out his tongue at you each moment you were talking. It was something you would never understand.

You’d met Sebastian during your Christmas holidays in the Canary Islands, your home. The rest of the year you spent your time in New York, working there. It was hard as your family and friends were there. The first months were tough as you were in a foreign country in your own, without nobody there. 

You were with your friends in a pub, talking about what happened during all that time that you had been abroad. One of them had a new boyfriend and you could see him really in love. They had even asked about your romantic life but it was nonexistent.

Sebastian was there. He was spending his holidays with a group of friends as he had decided he needed some warm temperatures during Christmas. His blue eyes had been observing you.

And there you were, two years after that, living together in an apartment in Manhattan. It was hard, specially when he had to go away to international premieres, as the one of Civil War he had been doing the previous months.

You loved him, but there was something you hated. He used to laugh at your accent. Not in a bad way, of course not. Sebastian found your English accent adorable and usually laughed when he heard you speaking spanish with your friends or family. He usually tried to imitate you, causing you to hit him in the arm while he was running away and laughing. Even though, he had asked you to teach him Spanish as he taught you Romanian (Well, he mostly talked dirty to you in romanian, which you wouldn’t complain)

You hung up and approached him, hitting him on the leg as he was making a puppy face.

“Was it funny?” You said with your accent.

“Actually, it was. But I admit you’re adorable speaking Spanish” He pulled you until you were lying by his side on the sofa. His nose touched yours and you laughed slightly.

“¿Sabes? Eres un idiota. Pero eres mi idiota” (You are an idiot, but you’re my idiot) You replied in spanish and smirking due to his face. He was a good spanish student, but you spoke fast so he couldn’t understand you. You shook your head and placed a soft kiss on his lips.

Yes, he was your idiot. But you loved that idiot.

anonymous asked:

PART 5 OF ROOM MATE AU IM REAL THIRSTY TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Hey there cute little ones ~ I feel like this story is making you people obsessed to the point where you only live the read it lmao  * smirks*.Thank you for showing me all of this support. I still can’t get over how pt.4 got like almost 500 notes yet it was published only 4 days ago!!! Here’s Part 5 after a lot of work and struggle to make it this LONG + I INCLUDED BTS TOO OMG! Grab yourselves a drink (beware to not choke) and Sit down to enjoy this sexy chapter 5 ;) I feel like Jeon Jungkook would hate me for putting him through so much shit in this story. I’m so evil.But you know kookie,…we love to see you resist so much,cause’ we all know you can do it~ ;) 

Tell me what you think in the comment/request box <3

WARNING : You might blush/scream/laugh/DIE OF FEELS or fall for Jungkook’s adorable personality <3

FOR THOSE WHO ARE NEW TO THIS STORY THE LINKS ARE DOWN BELLOW

JK ROOMMATE AU : PART 1/PART 2/PART 3/ PART 4/ PART 5/ PART 6
/PART 7


Without futrher do, let The Jungkook struggles multiply and begin~


Genre: romance/fluff/love
Pairing: Jungkook/You
Length: 4771 words
Summary: Jungkook is your campus roommate who has a huge crush on you. He’s been hiding it for so long and you’re still clueless about it.



This story is Taken Down for the time being. You can thank ppl who reposted/plagiarized  my content

markhyuck!domestic au

bc markhyuck living together makes me vvv emo


-they probably live in an apartment

-they moved in together after college these dORKS

-hyuck probably had to drag mark to every apartment to scope the place out

-mark only went bc hyuck promised he’d buy him food lmfao

-”hyuck this apartment looks fine”

-”hm…. the wallpaper’s ugly let’s leave”

-”OH MY GOD”

-so after 47 fucking years, they finally found one they liked

-it wasnt big but it wasnt too small either

-it felt home-y and they both really liked the vibe of it

-they have two rooms for sleeping and stuff but they just share a bed bc like

-how else is hyuck gonna wake mark up at 4 am to show him a dank meme

-hyuck’s the type to stay up really late so mark usually just falls asleep without him

-so basically hyuck’s a night person whereas mark’s a morning one

-it’ll be 2 am and mark’ll be asleep on his side of the bed (the side closer to the door lmao hyuck’s not about that life)

-so hyuck was on his phone scrolling through tumblr and he had his earbuds in so he couldnt hear anything

-he had his phone on like, the lowest brightness setting bc he didnt wanna wake his lil baby mark up omg

-he was hunched over, sitting upwards and suddenly he felt mark slowly pull him backwards

-hyuck was like “wTF omg” but he realized it was just mark and calmed down lmao

-so mark pulled hyuck back until he was laying down with him

-and took hyuck’s phone and closed it, tossing it on their bedside table

-mark pulled hyuck’s head to his chest and mumbled something about “go the fuck to sleep” in his hair

-mark probably makes coffee for hyuck in the morning omg

-that or mark goes to starbucks while hyuck’s still asleep to get hyuck’s favourite drink from there

-sometimes, for some reason, hyuck will be up earlier than usual and see that mark’s gone

-so he’ll panic a lil and check their kitchen to see if mark’s there

-bUT HE’S NOT SO HE CALLS MARK IMMEDIATELY

-his voice is still raspy and deep bc he just woke up and mark’s like blushing in the middle of starbucks calm urself mark lee smh

-”MARK LEE WHERE ARE YOU WHY IS IT SO LOUD ARE YOU AT A CLUB WITHOUT ME”

-”hyuck it’s 7am no clubs are open atm”

-”OH SO YOU FOUND A NEW MORNING CLUB HUH”

-”omg im at starbucks getting coffee you fuckin nut im hanging up”

-mark probably arrives back home and sees hyuck asleep on the couch with an episode of some kdrama on

-mark screeches and almost drops the coffee bc fuK THAT’S THE NEWEST EPISODE AND HE’S GETTING SPOILED

-hyuck bolts up and screams with him

-”LEE DONGHYUCK”

-”LEE MINHYUNG”

-”omg i told you not to call me by my korean name!!!”

-”omg i told you not to fuCKING PTERODACTYL SCREECH WHILE IM SLEEPING”

-they watch kdramas together lmfao

-sometimes mark likes to FORCE hyuck to sleep early with him

-like, he knows he wont be able to but he tries

-mark tries to help by talking to him!!

-sometimes it’s like, serious but most of the time not lmao

-”yo… when we get married we’ll still have the same last name……”

-”stfu mark omg”

-”when we get a kid can i name it pablo”

-”… mark why…….”

-”kanye yo”

-”literally go fuck yourself oh my god we’re not naming our kid pablo”

-they go grocery shopping together like a bunch of parents omg

-mark keeps hyuck in check lmao

-like hear me out, like i said in my markhyuck couple au thing, hyuck grabs extremely useless things oh my god

-HE’S THE COUPON MOM

-except he doesnt use coupons lmfao

-if he sees something on sale, he’ll buy 50 of them

-even if it’s like, cans of tuna (he hates tuna)

-”hyuck stop grabbing so many boxes of cookies, like, we can get 2″

-they end up grabbing 27 of them anyway

-mark doesnt stand a chance against hyuck’s puppy eyes ok

-they sing really loudly and obnoxiously in the car

-mark always drives lmao hyuck hates driving

-THEY HAVE A DOG!! 

-and a million other dogs and cats

-mark doesnt have the heart to leave strays on the street so he picks them up and takes em home

-they have like 3 dogs and 2 cats istg

-the empty bedroom that they dont use is for the pets

-hyuck gets ‘mad’ but he ends up loving the animals the most

-mark really likes taking pictures of hyuck omg

-he has like a fucking album in his phone made especially for pictures of hyuck

-theyre both terrified of the dark so they have a system omg

-when they close the living room lights, mark has his flashlight out from his phone and hyuck has one hand on the lightswitch

-hyuck like counts down from 3 and closes the lights and bolts to their room with mark im laughing

-their pets sleep in their room omg 

-they probably have a candy drawer in their room im

-they order ramen from this one place so often, they have their details down so all they have to do is call and tell them their order and nothing else omg

-they dont interact with their neighbours at all

-THEYRE KINDA LIKE DAN AND PHIL (ive said this before bUT)

-i can just picture those rare days where they both wake up together

-and hyuck’s just sitting on the kitchen counter and he’s rubbing the sleepiness out of his eyes

-and mark’s just holding a cup of coffee, staring at hyuck and all he can think about is how beautiful hyuck is and how fucking lucky he is

-he’s like grinning into his cup and hyuck notices so he’s like

-”wtf do you want u lil shit”

-”nothing, nothing” -mark, still grinning lmfao

-so hyuck’s just like ”c’mere you fuck”

-and mark goes over sluggishly and hyuck just pecks his lips and i jUST IM

-ok so like i said earlier they watch kdramas together right

-and the latest mark can stay up is like 1 and then he fucking dies after lmfao

-so it’s like 1:30 and mark’s dozing off but he’s trying sO HARD TO STAY AWAKE

-but he ends up falling asleep

-and hyuck doesnt even fucking notice he’s too busy seeing who the hell the girl ends up with

-but then he feels mark’s head fall on his shoulder and he’s ready to shake this bitch awake lmfAO

-he doesnt have the heart to 

-whenever mark falls asleep, he has this expression that makes him look like a kicked puppy

-so hyuck just turns off the tv and lays mark down carefully

-he trudges to their bedroom to grab their huge ass blanket and a pillow and basically sets up everything on the couch lmao

-he then proceeds to wrap himself in a burrito of mark and he falls asleep like that

-in the morning mark wakes up and is like “wtf why am i here whY IS OUR BEDROOM SUDDENLY IN THE LIVING ROOM AND OMG WHO DID HYEMI END UP WITH”

-hyuck’s all grumpy and shit bc mark woke him up oh my goddd

-”hyemi ended up with the guy we hated dude omg…. let me sleep you fuckin douchebag…”

-”WHY ARENT WE IN OUR BEDROOM”

-”i can barely carry my eyebags around do you think i can carry you smh”

-”omg and you stAYED WITH ME INSTEAD OF SLEEPING IN OUR BED AWH”

-”ok listen here u lil shit you knOW i cant fucking sleep without you”

-THE DREAM TEAM PROBABLY VISITS THEM A SHIT TON

-this is getting too long i gotta end iT BYE

anonymous asked:

what the hell was that anon saying? love is loving every single part of that person, good AND bad. yayra you are my favorite matt stan because you keep it real. you know his acting needs work and has no ass. and at the same time you acknowledge his tiddies and he's a good yt. i wished a lot more of his stans are grounded like you.

omg i’m your favourite matt stan!!! ❤️❤️❤️ grounded like me omg anon, but see you get it! listen i’ve cared for way too many white boys in the past and all their fans love to act like they’re perfect in every way but not me? imma keep it real and tell it like it is. i can’t believe me saying matt has no ass and isn’t the strongest actor on sh means i hate him? its so wild! just know that i love that man and i would die for him

myagletismissing  asked:

Can we see these cats? :3

omg i would be happy to, i love my (b)asshole cats

here they are, sparky on top and peaches on the bottom, i had to chase them to go take a pic cause they scared of me and my obsessive cuddling (also please excuse the background ><) 

peaches likes to cuddle (even tho she won’t admit it) but is very aggressive about showing it, which is where i get most of my hand scratches from, she is also massively fat from eating a lot and maybe because of pregnancy? 

sparky is the skinniest bug-eyed rowdy grumpy cat i’ve ever seen, she does cartwheels around the house at 3 am just because, and whenever i pick her up, i always end up with little claw holes in my skin so my shoulders are just a cross between freckles and mini scars (i can’t tell which is which)