i can quote this movie

my fave parts in beauty and the beast:

  • gaston dragging agathe in front of the whole town and then just going like ‘no offense agathe’
  • when lefou asked gaston whether he seriously wanted to be part of belle’s family
  • “is that fair?” - “i don’t care”
  • when gaston told belle that she just had to find the right man and she was all like ‘it’s a small village i’ve met everyone’ like what kind of savage
  • “BE FREE!” iconic
  • lefou spelling gaston’s name
  • beast dragging belle for her taste in shakespeare
  • belle holding back tears when she’s in the library for the first time honestly same
  • lefou’s smile upon realizing that maurice was still alive
  • “there’s a beast running wild, there’s no question, but i fear the wrong monster’s released”
  • maestro cadenza going “ouch” when gaston ditches lefou
  • when chip apologized to maurice for moving and maurice was just like ‘it’s alright’ and then he fucking bolted
  • luke evans singing
  • “too much?” - “…yep”
  • belle teaching that little girl how to read
  • “i didn’t think she would say yes!”
  • when everyone was changed back

steven universe (marble madness & open book) » his dark materials trilogy (plus that one movie)

It’s Not Gonna Suck Itself

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,290

Summary: The reader sends a naughty text to the wrong person.

“What the…no way, dude!” Jared bursts out laughing, practically falling off of his leather chair.

“What?” Jensen asks with furrowed brows, wondering if it’s worth getting up from the couch.

“Wow. I can’t believe she sent me this.” Jared grins widely, glancing back down at the text from you.

“Sent what? Who?”

Jensen grows impatient, his best friend still hasn’t answered him and it’s annoying as hell. He sighs dramatically then moves towards Jared, waiting for an answer.

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Loki: I can summon demons and take this world by force.
Tony: Well, yeah, you could. Yeah, you could do that, of course you could. But why? Look at these people: these human beings. Consider their potential. From the day they arrive on the planet, and step blinking into the sun. There is more to see than can ever be seen. More to do than- no, hold on… Sorry that’s the Lion King. But the point still stands.

One of my favourite exchanges in movie history
  • Dr. Horowitz: Now I'm going to give you a word, and I want you to say the first word that comes into your mind.
  • Wolf: Oh, yeah! Oh, a game. Yeah.
  • Dr. Horowitz: Here we go. Home.
  • Wolf: Cooking.
  • Dr. Horowitz: Coward.
  • Wolf: Chicken!
  • Dr. Horowitz: Wedding.
  • Wolf: Cake.
  • Dr. Horowitz: Dead.
  • Wolf: Meat.
  • Dr. Horowitz: Sexual.
  • Wolf: Ooh, appetite.
  • Dr. Horowitz: Love.
  • Wolf: Oh! To eat anything fluffy! Ah, sorry, sorry, more than one word. Start again?