i can only take like 2 bites

cynthiaisagirlsname  asked:

Hi, can you update the wolf stiles tag? Thank you!!! x


And then my soul saw you by Mimilou96 (1/1 | 3,447 | PG13)

Derek finds an injured wolf just on the border of the Hale territorium, who smells a lot like mate.

Don’t hate me for who I am by AnnSnape (2/6 | 5,649 | R)

It was Christmas when Stiles pack rejected him for being different and Stiles, who turned for the first time, had to run away from his own pack to survive.

The Only Hope For Me Is You by team_freewill (½ | 2,292 | NC17)

After Stiles takes the bite Scott is adamant that he be the one to look after him. Derek should know better by now to always follow his instincts.

letting go by triggeringthehealing (froggydarren) (1/1 | 687 | G)

Stiles knows what his anchor is, but his mind is struggling against it without giving him a reason why. When he first tried to find it, he spent days chuckling to himself at the contradiction.

Haywire by ArcticxAsh (11/11 | 22,466 | R)

Hunters attack the Hale pack, catching them off guard, and Stiles is caught up in the middle. Literally. Now,Derek and the pack are livid, searching for their most valuable, and yet most fragile member before the hunters end up killing him. 


Pairing: Finn Balor x original character

Summary: “D'you wanna make a baby?”

“So, I was thinking that I could do something new with the paint, you know,” he looks over at me, eyes wide with excitement, “What are some things I haven’t done yet? God, I’m so wired right now I can’t even think straight.”

I watch him and a smile breaks out onto my face, “I bet you’re wired, Finn. It was your first night back in the ring.”

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boyfriend6: younghyun

Originally posted by youngk

a/n: i’m such a mess after this one pgod asjda. not edited, so i apologize if there’s typos and stuff. {warning: contains a little bit of smut}


  • i’m kidding this is about to be such a fluffy post ok younghyun is the ‘not what it seems’ type in every degree and i’m here to expose that
  • but before we dive into that i’m gonna warn u of two things:
  • 1. the names young k, younghyun, brian and bri are going to be used interchangeably in this post depending on the context
  • and 2. the only con i can see that would be a #main issue with brian is that he’ll ask to take a bite out of your food and instead of taking a simple nibble, half of it is gone LOL
  • because of that, brian’s rank is #2 (jk)
  • (also quick disclaimer: my ranking is definitely not anything official LOL. it’s more like a warning how critical i might be but i try to treat everyone equal ok. everyone has good and bad sides!!)
  • but um i must add the fact that he’s the reason why the #1 is the #1
  • younghyun has such a positive energy honestly tho that it makes me fear that i’m being biased on this post but that’s not the case at all tbh
  • he kind of puts the hopeless in hopeless romantic but the thing about him is that because he’s surrounded by so many earth signs grounded people, he’s able to be more realistic (not pessimistic ok) and not get carried away
  • that and like the rest of the boys, he’s an ambitious person who’s going to go so far in life!!! what makes him stand out though is the passion he has………………………. and he has so much of it god

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Quick and Healthy Chicken Casserole

Food prep and heathy dinners don’t have to be too time consuming! From prep time to food out of the oven this only takes about 40 minutes (depending on if you can multi-task). 


  • 2 chicken breasts
  • broccoli
  • 1 cup chopped onion
  • 1 cup uncooked brown rice
  • 1 cup chicken broth (I used reduced sodium)
  • ½ cup unflavored greek yogurt (or sour cream)
  • 3 cups shredded cheese
  • salt and pepper to taste
  1. Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees F
  2. I grilled my chicken breasts and cut up into bite size pieces. (alternative would be to shred a rotisserie chicken)
  3. I cooked my rice according to the box
  4. Steam broccoli and any other vegetable you would like to add. (I got the steam-in-bag veggies to save some time)
  5. Once everything is precooked you can mix chicken, rice, broccoli and any other veggies, chopped onion, greek yogurt, chicken broth and ONE cup of the cheese in a bowl. Add salt and pepper to taste.
  6. Add mixture to a greased casserole dish and add left over cheese on top. 
  7. Bake for about 20 minutes or until the cheese starts to bubble (remember everything is already cooked in the dish).

This made about 5 ONE cup servings for myself. 


anonymous asked:

Fem!Dami getting married with Jason will be the most hilarious yet saddest. Both of them don't think they deserve each other or anything at all because the universe is too cruel to them. Yet, I can also see years of tension, arguments, fights, & care at the same time. Jason seeing Dami growing up becoming a fine woman who can fight for herself. Damian looking after Jay when he's sick & injured. Jay caring after Damian during her period, bringing snacks etc & making jokes. 1/2

2/2 But when Damian make a reckless or dangerous decision & both of them arguing, Jay just can’t take it & kiss her like there’s no tomorrow. Or even when Jay is making reckless decision, Dami’ll be so mad during the arguments & she just kiss him to shut him up. Dami’s just done with Jay under valuing himself. She kiss him like she’s fighting him, all biting etc. I can only imagine what Bruce has to say to Dami &/or Jay when they come back with bruises & swollen lips hahaha

hehe they’re definitely the type of couple that think just stopping the conversation with a make-out session fixes all the problems. Even Dick has to remind them - Y’ALL GOTTA TALK IT OUT, NOT SHOVE YOUR TONGUES DOWN EACH OTHER’S THROAT, GOD.


Bruce gives them both the dad talk, and is equally worried about both. But also - how did they get here???

They also suddenly learn to sleep after the fall in love, and they’re found literally sleeping everywhere. On sofas, on rooftops, in bars, at bus stops, in safe houses that aren’t even theirs. Always curled up in each other’s arms, protectively holding each other. 


a hannigram fanmix

1. banquet - bloc party

“A heart of stone, a smoking gun. I can give you life, I can take it away. A heart of stone, a smoking gun. I’m working it out, oh why do you feel so underrated? Why’d you feel so negated? Turning away from the light, becoming adult and turning into myself. I wanted to bite not destroy, to feel her underneath.”

2. blood gets thin - pete and the pirates

“Here she comes, she’s cool like sin, I can feel my blood get thin. Here she comes she’ll suck me in take a deep breath and begin. She’s wild eyed and confident, heard my words knew what I meant. You could be my only friend when they dump me in the end.”

3. hysteria - muse

“It’s holding me, morphing me and forcing me to strive. To be endlessly cool within and dreaming I’m alive. ‘Cause I want it now, I want it now. Give me your heart and your soul. I’m not breaking down, I’m breaking out.”

4. take me to church - hozier

“The only heaven I’ll be sent to is when I’m alone with you. I was born sick, but I love it. Command me to be well. Amen, amen, amen. Take me to church. I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies. I’ll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife. Offer me that deathless death. Good God, let me give you my life.”

5. devil’s backbone - the civil wars

“Oh, Lord, oh, Lord, what have I done? I’ve fallen in love with a man on the run. Oh, Lord, oh, Lord, I’m begging you, please, don’t take that sinner from me. Oh, Lord, oh, Lord, what do I do? I’ve fallen for someone who’s nothing like you. He’s raised on the edge of the devil’s backbone.”

6. elephants - warpaint

“I’ll break your heart to keep you far from where all dangers starts and atmosphere gets crazy light where every breath just bites into the soft space of calm about you. They call me a thief, common thief. I know that you’re not here, subtle’s lost without you.”

7. rolling in the deep - adele

“There’s a fire starting in my heart, reaching a fever pitch and it’s bringing me out the dark. Finally, I can see you crystal clear, go ahead and sell me out and I’ll lay your shit bare. See how I’ll leave with every piece of you, don’t underestimate the things that I will do.”

8. ship in a bottle - bright eyes

“I wanna be the surgeon that cuts you open, that fixes all of life’s mistakes. I wanna be the house that you were raised in, the only place that you feel safe. I wanna be a shower in the morning that wakes you up and makes you clean.”

9. he hit me (and it felt like a kiss) - grizzly bear

“If he didn’t care for me I could have never made him mad, but he hit me and I was glad. Yes, he hit me and it felt like a kiss. He hit me and I knew I loved him. And then he took me in his arms with all the tenderness there is.”

10. devil in the details - placebo

“I’ve got no energy to fight. He’s a fucking pal o'mine, that devil in the details. And he’s fixing up to take a bite. I don’t see the point in trying, I’ve got the devil in the details. He’s gonna teach me wrong from right.”

11. right where it belongs - nine inch nails

“See the animal in it’s cage that you built. Are you sure what side you’re on? Better not look him too closely in the eye. Are you sure what side of the glass you are on? See the safety of the life you have built. Everything where it belongs. Feel the hollowness inside of your heart and it’s all right where it belongs. What if everything around you isn’t quite as it seems? What if all the world you think you know is an elaborate dream?”

12. born villain - marilyn manson

“You’ll have to cut it down and burn me into splinters or I’ll unwrap the string that was me around your finger and I’ll hang you in your bedroom burial ground. There is a taste for blood and it’s something deep inside. There is a taste for blood and it’s deep inside. I don’t ever want god to hear our screams and mistake them for prayers.”

13. helena - the misfits

“If I cut off your arms and cut off your legs, would you still love me anyway? If you’re bound and you’re gagged, draped and displayed, would you still love me anyway? Why don’t you love me anyway?”

{ L I S T E N }

Jamie Benn #1.1

Requested by Anon:  hii! do you think its possible u could write an imagine with jamie benn where he likes you but he has a girlfriend and she doesnt like you? i love your hockey imagines!!

*Hi! Thank you so much, I hope you like this. I wasn’t sure how to tackle this prompt but I also didn’t want to make Jamie cheat on his girlfriend so I kinda did it this way… enjoy!:)*

This is a multi-part drabble. Check part 2 here. Part 3 here.

Word count: 917

Originally posted by brosillustrated

“For the record,” you picked an apple from the bowl on the kitchen table and sat on a stool, “your girlfriend is kind of a bitch.”

Jamie looked up from the eggs he was cooking, “Good morning, she takes a little time to warm up to people,” snatching your apple, he took a bite of it, “and you’re the only person who can call her a bitch to my face.”

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anonymous asked:

Cooking a second meal when your kid doesn't want to eat ; yay or nay ? For me it's a big nay, but my kid is a pretty good eater most of the time so I'm not too concerned when she misses one meal. My mom made it sound like I was starving her because I wouldn't cook something else and she went to bed having eaten only like 2 spoons...

My view is they can choose to not eat, and if they get hungry later I’d make something, but I’m not a big proponent of forcing a child to finish anything they decided they don’t like. My rules when I have had children in my care is they have to put it in their plate and I’ll encourage bites but not force them. Lots of times getting it on their plates they’ll “accidentally ” take a bite or if you show them “I mix my corn a potatoes have you ever tried that” or some variation that makes it fun/different they try it and if they don’t like it we move on. I feel like I’d rather someone respect me if I don’t like a food and not force me to eat it, and I think forcing foods on a child starts a negative relationship with food. On the same note my parents NEVER cooked things we didn’t like so I feel
Like I never explored food until I started dating matt and he got me to be more adventurous. I used to have a list of things I wouldn’t eat and now there’s maybe 1-2 so I think offering variety even if it may be met with hesitation is still important. I have too many thoughts on food😂 what’s everyone else’s food views?

best birthday ever.

fandom: girl meets world
pairing: riley matthews x lucas friar 
word count: 1,580
prompt: “who crawls through someone’s window at 4am to go for ice cream?” - written for day four of rucas fanfiction week
notes: so i went away from the prompt just a tad bit, but don’t worry it still involves rucas + 4am ice cream + him breaking into her room. this takes place when they’re in high school and have been together for two-ish years (so their junior year) 

Cracking one eye open, Riley groans softly to herself. There has been an incessant tapping noise on her window for the last, oh five minutes, and for the first four she had convinced herself that it was the wind, and for the last 45 seconds she had been chalking it up to a dream, but she can’t escape the truth. Someone is outside her window and there’s a good chance that she’s about to get murdered.

The window isn’t locked, she can’t remember the last time it was, and her friends and family were always warning her that someday someone would realize her window was open and do something. Of course, it was always said with a smirk and laughter, but now, she was unarmed and someone was definitely coming to kill her.

She was going to die, and on her 17th birthday, how rude.

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Random Facts About Myself

1. I’m kind of a germophobe, if such a word exists. My spellchecker keeps trying to turn it into “Anglophobe.” Anyway, I’m so paranoid that I keep a bottle of hand sanitizer in my lunch box and I’m always washing my hands like I’m Howard Hughes. I don’t like drinking after people or taking a bite of something off of someone else’s fork. I don’t even like to sit silverware on the bare table at restaurants. At birthday parties I’m torn because the fat guy in me loves cake but the germophobe in me knows that the person who blew out the candles just spit all over it. Why can’t we just eliminate candles from birthday cakes? It’s totally pointless! Unfortunately, the only birthday candles I have any say over are my own, and I don’t really mind eating my own germs.

2. In the morning, when I get in the shower, I’d bet I hack up a quart of phlegm at least. I also blow tons of snot down the drain.  Some people think that this contradicts the last item on this list, but, like I said before, I don’t mind my own germs.  That’s why I’ve been known to poop in the shower as well.  If it’s diarrhea, it goes right down the drain! This is much grosser than I thought it was going to be.  Sorry about that.

3. I took a jazz appreciation class once and now I appreciate jazz.

4. I hate the new Esurance commercials because they don’t have that sexy cartoon crime-fighting insurance agent Erin Esurance anymore.  Just the voice of Jim from The Office.

5. I’m a sleepwalker, or at least I used to be. When I still lived with my dad, my sister said I would get up at like 3AM and make myself the messiest peanut butter sandwich you ever saw and eat it over the sink. She said that if she asked if I was awake, I’d say, “of course I am!” and then I’d start snoring. There have also been times when I woke up and a peanut butter sandwich was on the table next to my bed along with a full glass of milk, like the Sandwich Fairy visited me in the night.

6. Speaking of sleepwalking, I used to sleepwalk into my sister’s bedroom and pee into her closet.  But I haven’t done that in a few weeks.

7. If someone is talking to me and my mind is focused elsewhere, my response to any question is a long, drawn out, “I don’t know,” no matter how simple the question is:
   Distracter: “Hey, what’s your name?”
   Zach (Distractee): “Uhhhhh… I… don’t… know…”

8. Today a Jehovah’s Witness came to my door so I pretended not to be home because I didn’t want to put on pants.

9. Lobsters are immortal, I hear.

What, that’s not a fact about myself?  I said, “I hear.”

10. The other day there was a pile of frosting on a piece of cardboard I found in the trash, and I really wanted to eat it.

tarot overview: aquarius season

disclaimer: i am pretty confident in my tarot reading, but i’m still learning as well so this is mostly an exercise for me.

  • Aries Sun: 10 of wands // You’re taking up new responsibilities so you can begin that fresh start you want, it may be hard but you are capable. Others may find yourselves easily irritated because when you want to focus on something burdens keep getting in the way. Remember that 2016 is a year of completion - out with the old, in with the new is something you need to remind yourself of.
  • Aries Moon: 3 of Cups // This is a very happy card, usually signifying the completion of something you really wanted done. This card is goodwill and contentment, even if you aren’t having the best of times right now it shows that the hope you’re holding onto isn’t in vain - celebrations are soon!
  • Aries Rising: Knight of Pentacles // Your focus at this time is on the physical plane. You want to manifest more material luxuries in your life. You have a great interest and probably some goals on how to achieve it, just make remember that slow and steady wins the race - don’t burn yourself out as this is a good time to start longterm projects.


  • Taurus Sun: Page of Wands // You’ve rediscovered your sense of self recently and feel inspired because of this, but you might be acting a little naive, make sure you’re seeing things for what they really are.
  • Taurus Moon: 10 of Pentacles // Your business and family life both seem stable at the moment, so make sure to enjoy it. And you feel as if you are finally letting go of some past issues.
  • Taurus Rising: 5 of Wands // Whether internally or externally there is a battle going on because of differing elements all fighting for the same thing. Remember not to fight for anything that isn’t worth fighting for.


  • Gemini Sun: 10 of Swords // Whatever you’re going right now make sure it isn’t overkill. And try not to worry about things that aren’t worth worrying over. Out with the old, in with the new.
  • Gemini Moon: Knight of Pentacles // Your focus at this time is on the physical plane. You want to manifest more material luxuries in your life. You have a great interest and probably some goals on how to achieve it, just make remember that slow and steady wins the race - don’t burn yourself out as this is a good time to start longterm projects.
  • Gemini Rising: Ace of Wands // New starts now, say yes to opportunities more. They’ll be worth your while. If you’re feeling inspired, act on it.


  • Cancer Sun: The Fool // A major arcana, so whatever is happening right now is important. You’re near future has been undecided. But also remember to ask yourself: “Am I acting like a fool, am I blaming others unreasonably?” Be honest. Only take the leap with complete faith and intention.
  • Cancer Moon: 5 of Swords // Don’t fight a battle that isn’t worth fighting, you’ll still loose even if you win.
  • Cancer Rising: 2 of Wands // You’re at an okay, possibly even good, place right now but you want more. Remember that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side. But also remember that you won’t achieve anything if you contemplate too long. 


  • Leo Sun: 10 of Pentacles // Your business and family life both seem stable at the moment, so make sure to enjoy it. And you feel as if you are finally letting go of some past issues.
  • Leo Moon: 3 of Wands // You’re feeling restless and you’re waiting for an opportunity, make sure you don’t miss it.  
  • Leo Rising: 10 of Swords // Whatever you’re going right now make sure it isn’t overkill. And try not to worry about things that aren’t worth worrying over. Out with the old, in with the new.


  • Virgo Sun: Justice // A major arcana which means whatever is happening now is important. Let go of views that no longer serve you. And remember, what goes around comes around.
  • Virgo Moon: The Tower // A major arcana which means whatever is happening now is important. The truth is coming to light, it’s time to wake up to reality. If you’ve been hiding behind lies or delusions, you’ve realised now and you have to let it go.
  • Virgo Rising: Knight of Cups // You may be feeling like you’re crossing troubles waters. Keep your friends close and be give love, and you will receive. 


  • Libra Sun: King of Swords // You’re in control at the moment and your judgments are accurate - don’t use this for manipulation or bitterness, it won’t go in your favour.
  • Libra Moon: 8 of Cups // This is a lucky time for you. And a retiring time. Also remember that change is the only constant, think about what you really want.
  • Libra Rising: The World // A major arcana which means whatever is happening now is important. You are finishing off a phase in your life right now and all the tests you have faced you have passed. The world is yours at the moment.


  • Scorpio Sun: 5 of Pentacles // You’re situation right now isn’t the best, but it isn’t dire. If you want help and someone offers, don’t say no.
  • Scorpio Moon: Page of Pentacles // There may be some sort of gift on your way, or at least a pleasant unexpected surprise. 
  • Scorpio Rising: The Empress // A major arcana, so whatever is happening right now is important. Everything is pretty good right now, just remember to give love. 


  • Sagittarius Sun: The Emperor // A major arcana, so whatever is happening right now is important. You know what you need to be doing right now and you’ve probably already worked out how to get it. Just make sure you actually go for it. Your goals can be achieved by creating stability within your environment.
  • Sagittarius Moon: 7 of Wands // Things might seem tough right now, but you have the advantage. Just don’t defend something if there isn’t any point, it’ll just make you feel worse. Fighting is only worth what you’re fighting for. 
  • Sagittarius Rising: The Lovers // A major arcana, so whatever is happening right now is important. You are closer to the Divine at this point in time and you are blending the opposites within yourself into harmony. Most of all, follow what your heart wants.


  • Capricorn Sun: The Fool // A major arcana, so whatever is happening right now is important. You’re near future has been undecided. But also remember to ask yourself: “Am I acting like a fool, am I blaming others unreasonably?” Be honest. Only take the leap with complete faith and intention.
  • Capricorn Moon: 2 of Pentacles // You’re struggling to balance all the aspects within your life right now, but you will do so successfully. Just don’t bite more than you can chew.
  • Capricorn Rising: 3 of Cups // This is a very happy card, usually signifying the completion of something you really wanted done. This card is goodwill and contentment, even if you aren’t having the best of times right now it shows that the hope you’re holding onto isn’t in vain - celebrations are soon!


  • Aquarius Sun: 8 of Wands // You’re moving fast toward and have great hope in completing your goals. This probably isn’t the best time to make very detailed plans. 
  • Aquarius Moon: King of Swords // You’re in control at the moment and your judgments are accurate - don’t use this for manipulation or bitterness, it won’t go in your favour.
  • Aquarius Rising: 2 of Wands // You’re at an okay, possibly even good, place right now but you want more. Remember that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side. But also remember that you won’t achieve anything if you contemplate too long. 


  • Pisces Sun: 2 of Cups // This is a good time for friendship, spending time with friends and making new ones. Remember that you can talk to your close friends too, they have your best interest in mind. 
  • Pisces Moon: 3 of Wands // You’re feeling restless and you’re waiting for an opportunity, make sure you don’t miss it. 
  • Pisces Rising: The Magician // A major arcana, so whatever is happening right now is important. You have a lot of resources at your disposal right now, whether they be spiritual, mental, physical etc. Just make sure you’re channeling your energy for the better. Don’t let it go haywire.
TF2 loadout/oc commissions

20 USD

-Fullbody fully colored (like in the first example) sketch (sorry there are no examples of those but I hope you get the idea from these)
-Additional character is 10 usd
-Max 5 slots (but really depends on how many want to commission)
-Can draw fluff (sorry no nsfw this time)
-I take payment only in paypal 
-If you have anything spesific pose etc. in mind don’t be afraid to tell me!
-If you have any written information of the character (like personality) I’d love to read it
-If you’re interested, send me an ask!

Also please do send me message if you ave any kind of questions regarding these! I don’t bite and I’m more than willing to answer anything!


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Lorde Sentence Starters (Part 2)
  • ❝I've never felt more alone.❞
  • ❝Be the class clown, I'll be the beauty queen in tears.❞
  • ❝There's nothing more cruel than only nine lives.❞
  • ❝I was raised up to be admired to be noticed.❞
  • ❝We can leave the house.❞
  • ❝It feels so scary getting old.❞
  • ❝I'm slipping out of reach.❞
  • ❝I like you.❞
  • ❝I dream all year, but they're not the sweet kinds.❞
  • ❝My blood is a flood of rubies, precious stones.❞
  • ❝Call all the ladies out.❞
  • ❝I'm biting my tongue.❞
  • ❝You pick me up and take me home again.❞
  • ❝It's a new art form showing people how little we're care.❞
  • ❝Take yourself back home.❞
  • ❝We're hollow like the bottles that we drain.❞
  • ❝I'm not done saying it.❞
  • ❝I'm not proud of my address.❞
  • ❝There's nothing as fun as coming untied.❞
  • ❝We will find you.❞
  • ❝Dancin' around the lies we tell.❞
  • ❝I love these roads where the houses don't change.❞
  • ❝You drape your wrists over the steering wheel.❞
  • ❝Let's run with the kids in the park.❞
  • ❝We can talk like there's something to say.❞
  • ❝We can go drown the colors of our minds.❞
  • ❝We might be hollow, but we're brave.❞
  • ❝We don't care.❞
  • ❝This will not do.❞
  • ❝Baby I'll rule.❞
  • ❝They make a mess then go home and get clean.❞
  • ❝Take the pill make it too real.❞
  • ❝FInd out your hiding places again.❞
  • ❝Be a part of the love club.❞
  • ❝What about the kid? It's time the kid got free.❞
  • ❝It's not the same as when I was punched.❞
  • ❝We'll be waiting at the end.❞
  • ❝We're bigger than we ever dreamed.❞
  • ❝Everything will glow for you.❞
  • ❝So... All the cups got broke.❞
  • ❝The other day I forgot my old address.❞
  • ❝If being wrong's a crime I'm serving forever.❞
  • ❝Turn your back on mother nature.❞
  • ❝I'm faking glory.❞
  • ❝I'll never go home again.❞
  • ❝I joined the club and it's all on, there are fights for being my best friend.❞

VeganMoFo, Day 25 - Share your favorite cuisine.

Surely you jest? ;)

Okay, so maybe pizza isn’t technically its own type of cuisine, but I kind of don’t care. Let’s say Italian, with a special emphasis on pizza, mkay?

Besides, pizza transcends labels! It’s flexible and versatile and you can pretty much make it into anything you want: Breakfast pizza. Dessert pizza. Taco pizza. Pizza rolls. Pizza waffles. Pizza bites. Lasagna pizza. French fry pizza. Potato pizza. Cheeseburger pizza. Greek pizza. Indian pizza. Naan bread pizza. Pizza can be as simple or as complicated as you like. You can even make holiday-themed pizzas for Valentine’s Day, for Thanksgiving, for New Year’s. TAKE YOUR PICK. 

Because I love montages, these are ten of my favorite pizza pics. Part 1 of 2, because apparently tumblr only allows ten photos in a set? WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY?

Ashton Irwin Smut - Bets and Games

Request: can you please write an ashton smut and make it SUPER kinky (but if you dont mind could you please not use the “daddy” kink, it kinda makes me feel akward) idk, you can make it about whtever you want but i really like the while overstimulation kink a lot!

I’M BACK BITCHES! ( Plz don’t take that offensively, i love you all ) So I have been gone for a really long time. And this one sucks I think…but I am getting used to writing again. So I am semi rusty. But I’m back! -al

Description: Competition to not go 6 hours without touching each other. Some teasing involved..you make him wait blah blah blah sex.

So here you are. Sitting on the couch, plotting how you can get revenge on Ashton. See, you made this bet around noon today, saying that either of you could not go without touching, or having sex with the other person, until 6 o’clock. At 6 o’clock, you are both allowed to go at each other as hard as you want. But until then, you must wait. The way you  lose the bet, is by touching the other person. Plain and simple. The punishment for the loser, was chosen by the winner. You have yet to decide what his punishment would be, but Ashton stated right away that you would not be allowed to touch yourself for a week. 

At first, you thought that you wouldn’t have much of a difficulty winning. The first half an hour went well. But then 12:30. Since the bet was made, you decided that you would play fair. You were’t going to tease Ashton, or cheat, you were going to make it an even game. But Ashton? Not so much. At about 12:30 Ashton came downstairs in just his grey sweatpants and beanie. This means NO SHIRT and a beanie. Oh that fucking beanie. It gets you every time, whether he knows it or not. But he does know how much you love his abs and v-line. This means that he was going to use it to his full advantage. You had a great view of his v-line, when he walked past you. This is because he let his sweatpants rest perfectly below his hips. And this is all without even mentioning the cocky smirk on his face that made it 10x more attractive.  The next attack was at 1:15. You were standing in the kitchen, looking innocently looking through the fridge to find the last “Naked” juice, when Ashton walked in the room. He was still in just his sweatpants and beanie ( looking sexy as hell ), when he walked over next to you. He leaned over and reached into the fridge to get a bottle of orange juice, acting like you weren’t even there. But him leant over, meant that you had the perfect view of his muscular back. On top of it, he was only inches away from you. Your breath hitched and you were speechless. You were split seconds away from stopping him and sucking him off right there. That’s how much of an affect he has on you. He moved away, and to the other side of the kitchen. This allowed you to finally breathe again…You looked back at the fridge, still searching for the bottle of “Naked”, when you felt Ashton’s eyes on you. You stood up straight and looked over at Ashton, to see him smirking at you. “You are taking an awful long time at the fridge.” He said right before drinking his juice. “I’m trying to find another “Naked” juice.” You said with a frog in your throat. “There isn’t any left. But I know how we could make some.” He said with a wink. You blushed and quickly looked back at the fridge. You pulled out the first drink you could find, and stormed out of the room. You went and sat back in the living room, holding a soda. You realized you weren’t thirsty anymore, at least not for food. The next 45 minutes were torture. You wanted nothing more than to have Ashton fuck your brains out,  but instead you were sitting in the living room, pretending to watch tv. You couldn’t control your mind. All your thoughts were dirty and kinky. Despite the fact that spongebob was on tv. Every minute that ticked by, felt like an hour. Your sexy ass boyfriend was somewhere in this house, shirtless, and completely fuckable. But instead you were sitting on the couch just thinking about it. Speaking of somewhere in the house..you had no idea where he was. On one hand, you wanted to know. But on the other, that meant that you would see him, and be teasing yourself even more. You decide to leave it. Better to not make the situation worse. You look at the clock and see that it is 2. You pray that the 4 hours go fast, because any second longer is too much. Then Ashton walks in the room. “Baby, could you please do me a favor?” He said as he walked past you and sat on the floor. Before you could ask what, he told asked you to count how many curl ups he does, letting him know when he gets to 150. You agreed and started to count. And this is where you are now. Ashton is on the floor doing curl ups, while you count and contemplate how to get back at him. You need to do something that will force him to touch you. The only question is what.  You try not to look at him while he does his workout in front of you. Now he normally does it in front of you, but he normally isn’t dressed in your favorite outfit ( if that qualifies ) and would happily fuck you after, if you were horny. But today, you don’t get that option. You have almost 4 hours to go. You look back up at the tv and see Sandy cheeks in her bathing suit. Of course. Why didn’t you think of that sooner? A few days ago, you went out and bought 4 new sets of lingerie. Ashton hasn’t seen any of them yet, but will love all of them. “Babe, I’ll be right back. Do you want to take a break so I can count for you after?” You ask Ashton before going upstairs. He nods, and gets up to sit on the couch. You can see the light sweat on his skin and it makes him look even hotter. You shake your head and turn away to turn upstairs. When you get into your shared bedroom, you quickly dig to the bottom of your drawer to get the lingerie out. There are 4 sets and they all look very different. You bought a hot pink set, that looked somewhat like a bathing suit, figuring Ashton would like it. Then you got a red set that was padded and stringy. The third set was an all white set that reminded you of angel. The second you saw it, you knew it was perfect for you and Ashton. Ashton was dominant and called you his baby girl, this worked with that situation perfectly. The last one, was a gamble. It was a leather set. You wearing leather, would suit if you were being the dominant..but that’s not the case. So even though it doesn’t suit your role, it might one day. Plus, you wanted to have sex with yourself after trying it on. It looked that good.  You quickly change into the pink one and throw one of Ashton’s tshirts on overtop. His shirt is extra long on you and covers your butt. Perfect for hiding what you are wearing. You walk downstairs, and find Ashton sitting on the couch. He is watching the SpongeBob episode that you left on. You walk into the room and stand directly in the middle of it. Ashton looks you up and down, then back up to your eyes. “You changed your outfit.”…”Into my outfit.” He then adds with a laugh. You giggle and feel yourself playing with the of the shirt. “Yeh, I wanted to show you something.” You say and watch for his reaction. So far he seems neutral but ready to listen. “A few days I went to a store…the one on 5th Avenue.” You say. After a few seconds you see a smirk form on Ashton’s face. He clearly knows what store you are talking about. “And I bought a few…sets.” Ashton raises an eyebrow, then starts to giggle. “So I of course wanted to see what you thought of them…maybe you could tell me which you like the best.” Ashton smiles, and appears to be quite excited. “Ok, so here is one.” You say as you pull Ashton’s tshirt off and over your head. Ashton smiles big as his eyes graze over your body. “Aw I like it babe! You look hot!” “Oh good! You like it. I thought you would like this one because of the color.” You say as you pull the tshirt over your head. “I’ll go get the next one.” You say and run up the stairs to put the next one on. You decide that you are going to put on the red set, and save the other 2. When you get back downstairs, you stand in front of Ashton, just as you did before. “Alright. Number 2.” You say and take his shirt back off. Ashton’s eyes widen and his jaw drops. You can see a slight bulge through his sweatpants. “So I’ll take that as a yes?” You smirk. “Damn. Do I wish I could touch you right now.” “Why don’t you?” You ask, while biting your lip. “Fuck. I would. But I’m not losing. I am the only one who gives out punishments around here.” He says and leans back on the couch. “I like the view though.” “You know what view I would like?” You ask with a smirk. “Me on top of you.” He says. “No, me on top of you.” You say. This obviously takes Ashton by surprise. His eyebrows are raised and he gives you a cocky grin. “Oh really baby?” “Yeah. you underneath me, begging to be touched.” You pull his shirt back on your head as he responds to you. “I’m sure you would like that..but I’m charge babe. We both know that.” He says as he gets up and walks away. It is now 5 o’clock. You spent the last hour and 45 minutes in your room. You are trying to avoid Ashton, in hopes that you will keep your hands off of him. Then that is when Ashton knocks on your door. “Come in Ash.” You say, and he walks in, still looking hot as hell. “Hey, I got us something to eat. We normally eat at 6, and knowing we will be busy..I got something now.”  He says with a wink and playful smile. “What?” You question him. “What are you up to?” “Just come downstairs baby, and find out.” He says with his arm out, letting you walk in front of him.  When you get downstairs, you see that Ashton has the dining table set up. In one bowl, there are chocolate covered strawberries and in the other bowl, there are pieces of paper.  “Ok, explain.” You say with a laugh as you sit at the table. “We are playing the ‘on top’ game.” He starts. “We ask each other questions..if we get it right, we get a strawberry. If we get it wrong, we pick a piece of paper. There is only one piece of paper that has something written on it. If you pick the piece of paper, you are on bottom.” He says with a smirk.  “So we are preparing for in an hour?” You ask to clarify. “Yes.” He says and motions you to start. “Hmm…what time is it exactly? Without looking at the clock.” “5:12. I’m counting down every minute till 6 babe.” He says, confident in his answer. You look at the clock and see he was right. Wow. He was. He takes a strawberry and asks you his question. “What position do I like to fuck you in- the most?” “Doggie.” “Nope.” You eye him up, you were 100% sure it was doggie style. You slowly take a piece of paper, hoping it will say something. You flip it over and it is blank. No. Even though the thought of you on top of Ashton, turns you on…you want to be below him. You love how dominant and rough he is. “Where do I like you to touch me the most?” You ask. “Pussy. You love when I rub your clit.” You nod and he eats a strawberry. You go a few more rounds until it is almost   6 o’clock. You have yet to get any questions right and are hungry and horny. “Baby you can take a couple strawberries. I don’t care if you get questions right. I just don’t want you to be hungry, plus you need your energy.” he says and winks after. You take one and continue the game.  The whole time that you sit there, you keep checking the clock. You had a plan this whole time. At exactly 6 o’clock, you are going to run into the bathroom and clock the door. ( but grab the strawberries first of course ) When you see that it is 5:59 you stare at the clock and for the next minute get ready. Right when the clock changes to 6, you look at Ashton, wiggle your eyebrows and dart with strawberries. You quickly run into the downstairs bathroom. You can hear Ashton behind you and you giggle as you quickly slam the door shut, locking it. “Babe. I have waited 6 hours. Open up.” “Sorry baby. Looks like you are going to have to wait longer.” You say as you eat the strawberries left in the bowl. You hear Ashton groan through the door and you giggle again. Now you are in charge.  20 minutes later your phone alarm goes off and you open the door. Immediately, Ashton pushes you against it so it slams shut, and starts nibbling on your ear. “God baby. You are going to pay for that.” You moan as you feel Ashton grind his hips into yours. “MMmhh…that feels so good Ash.” You say, his bulge grinding into your core. “I know. Now strip.” He says with a harsh tone. You quickly strip off all of your clothes so you are standing naked in front of him. “Turn around.” “Hands on the wall.” You do as he says and wait for him to touch you. The loss of his dick grinding into you is driving you crazy. Then you feel a sudden slap on your ass cheek, you let out a yelp in response. “You’ve been a bad girl Y/N. I wanted to fuck you but you made me wait.” Ashton slaps you twice more on each cheek until he uses his hands to slowly rub them. When you start to moan his name, he pulls away and you whimper at him. “Please.” You beg. “Please what?” He asks with an innocent tone. “Please touch me Ash.” You say in a way that will drive him insane. Ashton puts his hands on your hips and you feel his crotch grind into your butt. He snakes one of his hands around in front of you and rubs your clit with his fingers. “Oh ash!” You say as he inserts his fingers into you and pumps. He uses one hand to steadily grind into you, while the other fingers your pussy. “Please Ashton. Oh god!” You say as he brings you close to your orgasm. He continues kissing your neck and thrusting his fingers into you. Right when you reach the start he pulls his fingers out of you and your orgasm disappears. You whimper and plead and as Ashton chuckles and licks his fingers clean. “You want to come baby?” He asks you, knowing the answer. You quickly nod your head in response. “On your knees.” You quickly get on your knees and pulls his sweatpants down from off his hips. You can see the tent in his boxers, then pull them down. His cock springs free and is up against his stomach. “Suck me baby girl. Use that pretty mouth of yours.” You follow his orders and kiss his tip. Then you lick up the side of his cock and take him in your mouth. Ashton moans your name and grips onto your hair as you bob your head on his dick. “Good girl. You like that? You like being my slut?” You moan on his dick to cause more pleasure for him. His words turning you on even more. You look up at Ashton through your eyelashes, to see him moan and close his eyes. You feel his cock twitch in your mouth and you wrap your hand around him and start jerking him to carry him over. “fuuuckk.” He says as he comes.  He quickly picks you up off your feet and throws you onto the couch, climbing on top of you. “I am going to fuck you so hard.  You won’t be able to walk for the next week.” Ashton thrusts hard into you, not giving you time to adjust. You look up and see that Ashton still has his beanie on, adding to the pleasure. You run your nails down Ashton’s back and grip to his chest. “Oh god Ashton.” You say as you feel Ashton’s dick hit your g-spot. He does it again and again, jutting his hips into you. You feel yourself coming closer and closer to your orgasm. “Right there Ash. Oh fuck. Again.” “Are you going to come baby? Are you going to come all over my cock like the slut you are?” As soon as the words leave his mouth, you come hard on him. You roll your eyes into your head and you arch your back, feeling your toes curl. “Shit. Ashton.” He follows shortly after you, filling you.  When both of you catch your breath, Ashton pulls out. He lays beside you and strokes your hair. A smile creeps on your face and you look over to see Ashton grinning at you. “What?” You question. “I always top.” He says and laughs. You roll your eyes at his comment, and smack his arm. “We’l see Irwin.” He giggles and pulls you into his side. “I love you.” “I love you too.” You say, happier than ever.