i can only hope they'll see it here!

why you bring the types on your vacation
  • ESFP: you're not bringing them. why would you think you're bringing the ESFP with you? THEY are bringing YOU, and they will drag you along kicking and screaming to make the absolute most of the adventure.
  • ISFP: they will make sure you get the Real Experience of wherever it is you're going. the fabulous travel photos are just a nice bonus
  • INFP: they've been talking about going to this place for months and you felt bad about not giving them the opportunity
  • ENFP: literally everything was their idea. technically they forgot all about it, so it looks like it was your idea, but you know who the real mastermind is
  • ENTP: they have the excitement of a five year old and the random cultural trivia of a literal encyclopedia. why would you not bring them. you may need to remind yourself of this frequently when their myriad of ideas starts to threaten your budget, but still
  • INTP: somehow they know everything about this kind of trip?? when did they have time or reason to figure all of that out??? either way, you'd better not risk leaving them behind. they'll either get you out of some very weird scenarios or just provide you with unique 2 AM conversation
  • ISTP: they're down for anything as long as your idea isn't colossally stupid, and they'll help you recognize all the logical plan Bs when things go wrong. they just have all the apparent chill that you do not
  • ESTP: for the same reason there's always a normal person on Doctor Who. every adventure needs an audience conduit to remind you not to take any of it for granted and convince you to do the crazy things you can only do right here and right now
  • ESTJ: your bed is comfortable and someone has to get you out of it in the morning. come on, you said you had all these plans, are you actually planning on doing them or what
  • ISTJ: who do you think is going to remember your flight number? the time zone? that bar you wanted to check out? you??? lol yeah right. I mean you COULD just take good notes but the ISTJ will probably have better sarcastic commentary than your phone
  • ISFJ: because not only are they just a ray of sunshine, but also because you know that six months from now, you'll get a meme in your inbox that's a reference to a completely random inside joke from the trip, and this will probably continue indefinitely
  • ESFJ: they come armed with conversation starters, ice breaker games, photo scavenger hunts, week long challenges, and probably a significant list of sights to see both on the road and at your destination. it just makes sense to befriend the embodiment of the pinterest board you didn't know you needed
  • ENFJ: cross cultural communication - they will make it impossible not to at least try and understand the place where you're going, even if it's just across town. there will probably be many times you'll be glad they were there to save you from saying something stupid to a local
  • INFJ: for the free therapy, what did you expect this to say? you won't actually know how you're doing until you're sitting in the car with them ranting about things you just discovered you need to rant about. it's the best way to ensure that the trip actually does you some good
  • INTJ: they'll get you to see all your experiences from a completely unexpected perspective, and hopefully inspire you to do your research. at least, you can bet THEY are hoping you do more research next time. oh my gosh are they the only one around here that came prepared
  • ENTJ: they will tell fabulously exaggerated stories of your adventure after the fact. they just get more dramatic with every retelling and it's great. also I sure hope you didn't want to plan the entire trip cause guess what, you don't have to anymore
Heathers: The Musical starter sentences
  • "They made you cry."
  • "You are the only thing that's right about this broken world."
  • "Go on and cry."
  • "Our love is god."
  • "I was alone."
  • "See, now I'm crying too."
  • "You're not alone."
  • "We can start and finish wars."
  • "We're the asteroid that's overdue."
  • "I worship you."
  • "I'd trade my life for yours."
  • "We'll plant our garden here."
  • "Woah-- is that real?"
  • "Let's go hunt some jocks!"
  • "And when the morning comes, they'll both be laughingstocks!"
  • "Strip for me."
  • "I was hoping that you could rip my clothes off me."
  • "Stay there, I'll get him!"
  • "Get off the damn fence!"
  • "Stop being a dick!"
  • "I believe I'm a good person. I think there's good in everyone."
  • "Oh! Sorry!"
  • "This is no high school-- this is the thunderdome."
  • "College will be paradise- if I'm not dead by June."
  • "We could be beautiful... just not today."
  • "Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze."
  • "Eighth year of knocking down lunch trays and BEING A HUGE DICK."
  • "We could be beautiful!"
  • "I rented The Princess Bride!"
  • "What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending."
  • "He is the smartest guy on the football team... which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf."
  • "You're a high school hasbeen waiting to happen."
  • "Why do they hate me?"
  • "Why don't I fight back?"
  • "She is a MYTHIC bitch."
  • "They're solid teflon."
  • "I'd like to be their boyfriend."
  • "If I sat at their table, guys would notice me!"
  • "I wish they were nicer."
  • "That would be beautiful."
  • "___ wasn't feeling well! We were helping her."
  • "This is an excellent forgery."
  • "Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes."
  • "For a greasy little nobody, you do have great bone structure."
  • "You have a symmetrical face- if I took a meat cleaver to your head, I'd have two perfect halves. That's very important."
  • "Mascara, maybe some lip gloss..."
  • "Let's make her beautiful."
  • "Out of my way, geek!"
  • "Don't you dare touch me!"
  • "Get away, pervert!"
  • "You hope, you dream, you pray-- and you get your way!"
  • "Ask me how it feels, looking like hell on heels!"
  • "My god, it's beautiful!"
  • "It's a beautiful fricking day!"
  • "Slap me! Pull my hair!"
  • "I'm a dead girl walking."
  • "30 hours to live-- how shall I spend it?"
  • "They'll hunt me down in study hall."
  • "But I don't own a motor bike."
  • "Wait-- here's an option that I like!"
  • "Get on all fours! Kiss this dead girl walking!"
  • "I'm hot and pissed and on the pill."
  • "Better chug that Mountain Dew."
  • "And you know, it's cuz you're beautiful."
  • "Get your ass in gear!"
  • "No more talking."
  • "And if I say the wrong thing or I wear the wrong outfit, they'll throw me right over the side!"
  • "Well who made her captain?!"
  • "Why are you pulling on my dick?!"

anonymous asked:

I totally agree with you and that other anon. I'm so annoyed with all the fuck cis people and kill all men crap. Even if they're trolls, the kids on here will take it seriously. And I'm a trans guy, so it's weird seeing people saying they'll support you, then a few posts down "all men look like turds" or something. Like thanks? And I can only imagine how much it must suck being cis, straight, whatever and seeing shit like that constantly. This website used to be accepting, now its a load of wank

thank you for this anon, i hope the majority of my followers will see this and agree with you too