i can not be funny

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Jeffmads+Sofissa part 11

anonymous asked:

hooo weeeeeee say one (1) gay thing and suddenly homophobes swarm in im sorry u have to deal w this garbage on ur blog

i mean honestly i say gay shit all the time and rarely get this type of anon, so it doesn’t really bother me all that much

i get more shit when I say science is a social construct so like, there’s that

What do you call a fanfiction that you wrote with people hella close to you?


A famfiction

The fact that French students still barricade their high schools/university buildings with furniture to protest shit is the True™ les Mis legacy

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SuperCorp + A Sudden Vacation to Australia??? (at least Lena tried…) 

Bonus: 

(Previous SuperCorp Cracks can be found here

Houses as things I overheard while hiking part two
  • Gryffindor: "Yeah I'm going to chug all four servings of this entire energy drink now so that I'll crash later and actually get some sleep."
  • Hufflepuff: "Your aim's a little off- now look at that. You just smushed the ant. Now it can't crawl anymore."
  • Ravenclaw: "I don't feel that sore right now, but ask me again tomorrow morning and I'm sure I'll have a more colorful answer for you."
  • Slytherin: "If I don't have calves of steel or abs of iron by the end of this trip, I'm going to feel so cheated."
my favorite blanket just came out of the dryer, and i dont care how hot it is outside or how many aliens are invading, im gonna go have a Warm Blanket Nap and nobody can stop me