i can marry both of you right

k but charmer where chowder and farmer get married young. like. before graduating samwell young.

farmer isn’t all for the “love at first sight then” and then this kid literally crashes into her life and she’s like, forever wouldn’t be so bad with you!!! and then she’s like, oh shit

so like, farmer proposes after briefly bringing it up to chowder who was like?? i’d do anything to be a great husband!!! i wanna make my wife happy as much as i possibly can!!!!!! and like farmer’s like ok i love u even more and so she buys some nice looking, kind of worn, gold bands from a thrift store and is like “marry me, right now, i’m not shitting yOU CHOW”

so, duh, chowder cries a bit and then!!!! WEDDING PLANNING!!!!

chowder can’t decide who his best man will be and so nursey and dex are both his best man. (………………………ofc they’re gonna hook up at the wedding ok) and farmer brings along march and april for her maid of honors.

headcanon that farmer was one of those girls who were like “i don’t like princesses!!!!” but secretly wanted to wear a tiara like all the time so!!!!! at her wedding she gets to be a goddamn princess ok. she doesn’t wear a tiara down the aisle but she does at the reception!!!! chowder cries again and can’t stop crying. 

UM DISNEY-THEMED WEDDING PROBS THEY ARE AN IRL DISNEY COUPLE SO SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE NEMO-THEMED CAKE BITCHES

speaking of which: jack brings along some hockey friends, who proceed to bring along their own hockey friends, and suddenly half of the sharks team is there and chowder faints and farmer begins to fan herself “oh lord”

f u ck m e  u p if they dance to any song from beauty and the beast i’ll start crying

like. imagine them being like thirty and the amount of people whose eyes will bug out their head when they say that they’re celebrating their TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF THEIR MARRIAGE FUCK IT UPPPPPPPPP

So, Dan and Phil are both grown men who can already get married, have kids and all that stuff right? But they still make videos together and they live together. And, I mean their relationship is cute whether it’s platonic or romantic. It’s all happy and stuff but then you realize both of them are going to die one day. One might die before the other, but who knows? Sorry that I did this but I had to let it out. This goes with all ships too

In case there’s not already enough posts going around about how and why you should vote for Hillary Clinton:

The choice of inaction, a vote for third party, or a vote for trump offends me on a personal level

My father was going to be deported when I was a kid. Thankfully they fought it and he wasn’t.
But it’s fucking terrifying for a family to go through.
Anyone who says that both candidates are equally awful is completely wrong.

Trump would advocate for deporting every fucking person he can. That’s thousands of families going through what mine went through. Except with less of a chance to win because they aren’t white and many would have language barriers.

In saying both candidates are equally bad, you are also telling me it doesn’t matter if I have the right to marry who I choose if my choice is a woman.

You’re also telling me that as a woman I shouldn’t have rights over my own body.

I am a bisexual daughter of a previously illegal immigrant.
If you care about me, or anyone like me, you will not vote for Trump. You will not vote third party. You will not write in Bernie Sanders.
You will vote for Hillary Clinton.

Like Hell - Tommy Shelby

Originally posted by ohfuckyeahcillianmurphy

Request: Can I request a TommyxReader where they’re married but she’s crazy protective over Tommy. She can kick ass and she ain’t scared of anyone. So scenario is Tommy’s doing business and it seems fishy and sure enough, something goes wrong while wifey is there. The second Tommy’s safety is jeopardized, she goes ape shit on everyone? Please and thank you!

Like Hell - Tommy Shelby

Before you married Tommy Shelby you lived in London. More specifically you lived with your grandfather and uncle, both men were gangsters in their own right. They were top rank in a gang of men who were ruthless and unforgiving. You grew up in that world, as a child you used to take money back and forth. The older you got the more responsibility they rested upon you until you were able to hold your own. Then you met Thomas Shelby, purely by accident.  

He had a meeting with your uncle and you had sat in. You had gone your entire life not being the slightest bit bothered with men. All the ones you met were demeaning, they saw a young woman who could take care of herself and felt the immediate need to try in put you in your place. That never sat well with you and so you had never tried to find someone worthy of loving. Until you met Tommy.  

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Surprise Announcement

Prompt: Married to Yoongi and making an unexpected announcement in an interview

Genre: Fluff

Word Count: 1030


Yoongi smiled and wrapped his arm around your waist, lightly squeezing your hip as the interview continued.

“Many fans have sent in hundreds of comments and questions curious about your married life,” the interviewer said with pleasant enthusiasm. “This first one is wondering how much you see each other since you both had heavy schedules in the past year.”

“Well,” you smiled, “it is busy, but we do live together and make time for each other as much as we can between schedules. Yoongi often comes along to the shooting site whenever he has free time and I always try to go with him to his concerts and performances when I can.”

“Right, but even if we can’t be there for one another all the time, we get along very well and haven’t had any arguments about that sort of thing. She’s very understanding and I’m lucky to have her,” Yoongi commented with a pleased grin.

“What about hardships then? Were there any significant difficulties between you lately?”

“Mmm…even though it was a few months ago, I think we could both agree that it was when Yoongi was off on their most recent tour.”

He nodded and made a noise of agreement.

“Was it because he wasn’t home?”

“No, that wasn’t really the biggest issue, because we would call often and we’re used to these situations,” Yoongi replied.

“The hardest part was because I was also filming at the same time,” you explained, “so when he was able to come home for a week or two, I was working and the timing didn’t match up well.”

“Except at the end,” Yoongi added. “She finished her movie a week before we concluded our tour.”

“Ah! I see. That must’ve been really frustrating, but you must be very happy to have some rest time from your schedules now.”

“Of course!” Yoongi said with a wide grin.


The interview continued smoothly, and you were enjoying your time throwing light banter at each other. The interviewer was very kind and polite, asking a variety of different questions and keeping the two of you entertained as well.

But there was a certain part both of you were anxious about.

The question was coming right around the corner. The answer the two of you planned together, finally ready to announce.


The answer that would throw the entire script out of the window.



“Since you got married in secret before telling the fans, many of them were also wondering what other secrets you could reveal about one another after being married for about three years? Is it three now?”

“Three and a half-ish.” You took a shaky breath.

Yoongi threw you a side glance, sensing your nervousness and his hand moved from your waist to your arm, rubbing your shoulder for comfort. Yoongi diverted the question with expertise, talking about your sleeping habits and how you are when you first wake up in the morning, stalling just enough for you to gather your nerves.

When he finished his small tangent, he looked to you and you nodded, feeling a lot calmer and you jumped back into the question.

“He sleeps at the wrong time,” you complained in return. “Always. He’s awake when I fall asleep and he’s getting ready for bed after I wake up!”

“My sleep schedule is in the wrong time zone,” he concluded nonchalantly.

The interviewer laughed and asked if there was anything else you wanted to expose. Good or bad habits, trivial or important.

You looked at him.

And he looked at you.


You ready?



Yeah.



“There is one other secret we’ve both kept for a little while.”

“Really? What could it be?”

Yoongi cleared his throat and straightened his shoulders, standing taller.

“You all know that I’m the second oldest in BTS,” he said calmly, but the pride flooding into his eyes and the smile growing on his face were beginning to give away his composure. “Although I’m not the only member who is married…” He gave your arm a gentle squeeze. “I’m very proud to say that the oldest hyung in the second generation of BTS will be my son.”



“WHAT??!”



The world seemed to freeze as everyone in the room suddenly seemed to break and malfunction, completely shocked by the announcement. The interviewer, the cameramen, the staff members, even your managers who, of course, already knew but they certainly didn’t expect you to go so completely off script, let alone reveal your pregnancy. You gave your manager an apologetic look. Yoongi simply laughed.

“Oh my God! Congratulations!” the interviewer continued quickly, clearly abandoning the cue cards in her hand. “A son? How long have you known? When did you learn about it?”

You smiled. Yoongi held you tightly, giving you courage and confidence. “About two months ago. He was worried because I was getting sick often and he took me to the hospital. We found out there.”

“When were you able to get the ultra sound?”

“Last week,” Yoongi answered proudly.

“Wow, you have been very busy, not only with work but even made time for your personal lives as well!”

“I did miss her very much when we were on tour and since we couldn’t see each other often even when I was home, I felt like I had to make up for lost time when I got back.”

“Yah!”

“Hey,” he threw his hands up in a defensive gesture and smirked. “Everyone watching is either asking the question to themselves or have already done the math.”



After the initial chaos had calmed, though you knew the news would be blown up soon if not already, the interview was coming to a close.

“Well, your pregnancy is certainly coming along nicely, I’m sure many women are jealous! I am! You look wonderful as always.”

“Aww, thank you. I gotta hand it to the makeup and stylist unnies too though. They do an amazing job and I was afraid I would look fat which is why I wore this dress since it hides the bump well.”

“You still look beautiful, don’t say that,” Yoongi insisted and kissed you on the cheek. “And you don’t have to hide it anymore.”

2

I know I’m on and off in drawing, but I figured I need to go in my own pace right now before I can sprout posts like crazy again. Anyway, this drawing is dedicated to my boyfriend, who I have been with for a while now. Its both of our characters from FFXIV after they had gotten married in the game lol. He’s been the best unexpected thing in my life, wouldn’t trade him for anyone else.

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Headcanon
  • Son of Aphrodite: Hey yo! Pass me an apple, I'm hungry.
  • Son of Apollo: Oh boo! Little miss perfect can't do anything because she's hungry.
  • Son of Aphrodite: Cut the crap and pass me the apple bro.
  • Random Demigod: *stares at the best friends' interaction*
  • Son of Apollo: Okay,*sigh* green or red?
  • Son of Aphrodite: Red.
  • Son of Apollo: *passes apple*
  • Random Demigod: You do know that passing an apple means a marriage proposal in Greek right?
  • Son of Aphrodite: *blushes*
  • Son of Apollo: *blushes*
  • Aphrodite: *appears* You have my blessing. *disappears*
  • Apollo: *appears* *clears throat* I have a haiku.
  • Oh sweet son of mine,
  • You have got my permission,
  • To marry hottie. *disappears*
  • Both: *blush harder*
Cabability | Part 2

Prince Jungkook | Part 2

Originally posted by jjks

Prince!Jungkook | Part 2

Words: 1,569

A/N: I honestly don’t know if I’ll write a part 3 to this. But of you guys are dying for one, you can ask me here. :))

Part 1


“We have both agreed that you will marry Prince Jungkook.”

The words piled out of your father’s mouth and hit you like a brick wall. You opened your mouth in attempt to say something but you could even find the words to describe what you thought. You hardly knew Jungkook, the only encounter you’d had with him was the one earlier on in the town. But getting to know him better wouldn’t hurt, right? He’d shown up to just one meeting, but you were too focused on ignoring the other suitors to even notice he was in the same room as you.

You were surprised that your father had found someone so fast. You expected him to at least discuss it with you first, but then again his hours were filled up and the only chance you got to see him were in meeting.

You bit down on your lips, wanting to say something back but you knew your conscience would eat you up later on for it. “I understand, Your Highness.” You say, bowing down in front of him before dismissing yourself and exiting the room. You closed the door behind you and rested your back against it.

You didn’t mind new people, but often when a person was around the same age as you, you couldn’t help but feel intimidated by them a little. And for someone like Jungkook, obviously it’d be scary to even have eye contact with him. You heard stories about him from the King’s royal advisor, Yoongi. You’d heard how deathly threatening he was to people in his bad books, which frightened you to no end. But then you’d also heard how much of a flirt he was, how he’d constantly stolen the hearts of so many young women just by acknowledging them. You lifted your back off the wall as you made your way to your room, your mind drifting back to the prince. You thought about how close both your bodies were and how his dark eyes stared back into yours. The thought of him was only making your heart pick up its pace, while you felt a small smile creep up to your lips.

“What’re you thinking about?” You jumped slightly as you turned your head to come face to face with the owner of the voice. Your eyes widened in surprise seeing Jungkook standing behind you, as you took a small step back creating a certain distance between the two of you. You shook your head flustered for some reason, “Nothing.” You shrugged, looking down at the floor. You bit down on your lip feeling his gaze staring intently at you, “I’m guessing your father told you about the news as well?” You asked, looking up at him. You noticed his facial features were very soft and sincere, almost like there was another side you hadn’t heard of from him. But then quick as a flash, his expression turned gold as his gaze turned cold, “I have no intention of marrying anyone at the moment.” He says, looking at you briskly before he turned around and walked down the hall without saying another word.

Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion at the sudden mood change as you questioned his actions in your mind. The way he’d previously spoken to it made it seem like you’d done something that would actually risk his life. You let out a small sigh as you brushed it off, thinking that it could just be because the thought of marrying someone random wasn’t something he agreed on either.

That night, there was a royal banquet only between the kings and families from each kingdom which meant that you had to be there, despite the pleas that you gave your father saying that you’d just stay in your room. You weren’t so keen on seeing Jungkook again after what happened earlier. You never really liked seeing people get mad over small things and witnessing him doing it again would make you dislike him a bit more than you already did.

After you’d gotten dressed up and prepared for the banquet you met up with your parents and silently followed them into the large dining room. Your eyes landed on Jungkook straight away and weren’t surprised when you saw him flirting shamelessly with one of the maids. The sight didn’t surprise you but for some reason you felt your heart drop a little and a pang of jealousy to hit you.

‘What’s wrong with me? Why am I getting jealous of the maid. Neither of us want to marry each other it’s pretty obvious to the both of us. But why?’ You thought to yourself, as you continued to follow behind your parents, greeting the other royal members from each kingdom. Your eyes only leaving Jungkook when you shook hands of the older people. At one point, it was like Jungkook could feel someone staring at him which made him look away from the maid (you saw the small frown on the maid and couldn’t help but laugh at her inside your head) and around the room to see who his shadow was. Eventually his eyes landed on you but you’d already known what he was looking for so you’d looked away.

“Y/N.” You recognised the sound of your father call you, making you turn to him just noticing the tall man standing beside him. He looked familiar like you’d seen him before but you couldn’t put your finger on it, “Yes Father?” You replied turning your gaze off the man and to your father instead, “You remember Taehyung, right? Your cousin. He lived in our palace when you were younger. It might be a good time for you to catch up.” He says, resting his hand on Taehyung’s shoulder, making him smile politely at the older. You smiled and nodded at your father before eventually he walked away. You turned to Taehyung, biting down on your lip to hold back your awkwardness. He must’ve noticed your state because you heard a small chuckle escape his lips before he spoke up, “How about we get a drink first, it’s usually a good ice breaker.” He offers. You thankful that he wasn’t as formal as he turned out to be so you happily agreed.

Once you two had gotten your drinks you’d easily picked up a conversation and before you knew it, you were sharing jokes with each other and telling stories making the other laugh in reply. You could feel someone’s heavy gaze land on you, having a feeling that you knew who it was, you looked away from Taehyung and over at Jungkook and sure enough he was the culprit. You arched an eyebrow at him, seeing the smirk that had appeared on his lips. He was no longer talking to the maid, which for some reason you were thankful for, so he stood up from the wall he was leaning on and made his way over to you. “Who’s that? Is he your boyfriend or something?” You heard Taehyung ask beside you making you scoff in reply, “No, we’re getting married apparently.” You say, taking your eyes off him and looking up at Tae, who was now looking at you in shock, “Arranged marriage.” You explain quickly, before you felt Jungkook standing behind you. You turn your head to face him and notice him looking down at you, this time with a completely different look. You could’ve sworn you swore jealousy swim in his eyes before they turned emotionless once again. You bit down on your lip as you turned back to Tae, “Tae, this is Jungkook. And Jungkook, this is my cousin Tae.” You say, after a few seconds, not being able to take the awkwardness swimming in the air. You watched as the two young men stared each other down, before Jungkook grabbed your arm and pulled you away.

You looked at Tae questionly him giving you the same look before you turned and followed Jungkook to the corner of the room. He let go of your arm before you put your hand over the spot soothing the skin as he’d held onto it too tight. You looked up at him with a confused look, “Why did you bri-” He got you off by putting his hand over your mouth. You looked up at him too shocked to say anything or do anything. “What do you think were you doing talking to him?” He questioned, his voice was low and it made shivers crawl all around your body. You looked up at him and scoffed, “He’s my cousin. What are you talking about? Just because we were put into an arranged marriage to each other doesn’t mean I can’t talk to other people. Besides wasn’t it you that was flirting with some poor maid earlier?” You hissed at him. YOu noticed the smirk that appeared on his lips, “So it was you who was looking at me earlier. What’s wrong, princess. Are you jealous?” He cooed teasingly. You could only roll your eyes in reply before he grabbed your chin, forcing you to look at him.

“We may be in an arranged marriage but that also means that you’re mine. So talking to other guys is out of the question, got it?” He says with a smug smile, making you glare at him once again.

“You’re mine, and I don’t like sharing.”

Being married to Fred Weasley would include...

Request 

Originally posted by dudeperfectinstyle-blog-blog

  • Okay so I feel like Fred might be the type who’s not really into getting married but then he meets the right person (you) and all that just goes away
  • And since you guys got together he almost couldn’t wait to get married and start a life together
  • I feel like at first you would live in a rather small, but really nice apartment in London
  • This is mostly because you guys got married pretty soon after the Battle and you both want to save up money to buts bigger place where you can fit a family
  • I also think Fred would be the type of husband to try really hard to keep on surprising you, making sure you’re never bored
  • Like bringing home little presents or taking you out on surprise dinner around the city, constanly trying new places
  • Not too long into the marrige he suddenly starts to drop little hints about wanting kids
  • You wanting to focus on your career first tho, and him accepting that
  • Alot of big family dinners with the Weasley family at the Burrow and it’s always really fun
  • Mrs Weasley adoring you so much
  • Getting exited when his brothers start to have kids
  • Having to live with Fred’s implulses, but trying to always be supportive
  • It’s not always easy tho, coming home from work and wating to just have dinner and relax but Fred have been paitng the whole livingroom in an extreme colour
  • And he’s so pleased with him self you just go with it
  • Wating a big family
  • After some years you end up having just that
  • With four kids, a big house just outside the muggle village near the Burrow
Iris got Barry a wallet and Barry got Iris an expensive apartment for Christmas. Just goes to show you how mismatched these two are and where their loyalties lie. I feel bad for Barry, he needs to move on from his infatuation before he can grow as a man. Right now Iris is just using him until something better comes along, like Eddie. At least she really loved Eddie and she CHOSE him over Barry in Season 1. The only reason she’s with Barry now is because they were married on Earth 2 and “destiny” it’s childish and wrong. Pairing her with Barry is bringing out the worst in both of them.
—  Anonymous
One Day | Oh Sehun

Rating - Fluff

Word Count1.2k+

Summary - In which you attend your sister’s wedding with your boyfriend Sehun - along with his group members - and you begin to think about your future.

Originally posted by luderella


Y/N’s POV

As I put the last flower in my beautiful unni’s hair, I gave her a smile through the mirror of the dressing table she was sat at. It was her wedding day and we were both beyond excited.

“I can’t believe you’re already getting married, I could’ve sworn it was yesterday when we were running around the house playing tag” I chuckled before feeling a tear roll down my cheek, and I instantly wiped it off. But it was too late, as she looked at me with watery eyes as well. “Hey! Don’t you dare start crying! I spent half an hour on your make-up” I scolded as she lightly laughed and attempted to fix the little damage she made.

“Finally found my Mr. Right…” She sighed as she admired a picture of her and he fiancé, which was stuck to the mirror. “Speaking of, when’s yours arriving?” She asked looking up at me as I blushed

“I’m not sure I texted him a few minutes ago, he said he’s going to arrive with the boys in about 20 minutes” I smiled, fixing my dress as she smirked “What?” I laughed as she shook her head

“I was rhetorically speaking, but you actually answered as if I was asking about Sehun” She giggled as I gave her a light shove. “You really like him don’t you?” She smiled and I lightly nodded. Oh Sehun was everything that I could ask for in a boyfriend; He’s caring and sweet, takes care of me but still gives me the freedom to live my own life, he’s my rock whenever the world is knocking me down and he’s simply just the perfect person to be around. He had gotten close to my family through the course of our dating life, that’s why he was mostly invited to all of my family events and vice-versa.

Sehun’s POV

I fixed my bow tie for the hundredth time looking in the mirror and checking whether my hair looked too messy, or too slicked back. I know that none of the attention is going to be towards me this afternoon, which I will enjoy quite a lot. Meaning, I’ll be able to spend more time with Y/N and share her happiness. Her family had also invited the rest of the boys, and by observing the annoyed expressions they were giving me, I’m pretty sure I was the one taking the longest amount of time to get ready.

“Your bow-tie is fine! Your hair is fine! Your suit is fine! Everything is fine. Seriously we’re gonna get late!” Junmyeon hyung, exclaimed before plopping down onto the couch along with Chanyeo

“It’s not like it’s your bloody wedding! It’s her sisters, you’re just Y/N’s date” Jongin added and I shot him a glare.

“Don’t worry, our maknae is definitely her family’s future son-in-law” Minseok continued, but Junmyeon hyung calmed them down before things got out of hand. Sure, Jongin had a point, but now that I’m practically family to them, I should look equally as presentable. I heard my phone go off, notifying me that I got a text, so I checked it.


Baby: You’d better be setting off; the groom’s side has already arrived

Me: Got it! See you there beautiful x

Baby: Bye handsome x

“Okay, Lets go!” I announced as I got my keys out and they all let out a relived sigh


“Okay so let me get this straight, when we tell you a million times, you don’t listen. But when you receive a text from Y/N, you’re out the door in 0.3 seconds. I see” Baekhyun laughed

“Don’t make me regret taking you guys along with me. When we’re there, all of you are mature and sophisticated. Nothing else” I instructed as we got into our cars.

“Our Maknae is becoming a big boy!” Yixing hyung exclaimed fanning his eyes as if he was about to cry of happiness.We drove to the venue which was a beautiful open field, with white garden furniture with a mix of baby-blue and lilac decorations. Y/N had worked her little socks off these past 3 months planning this wedding and everything looked perfect. I saw her perfect smile beaming at the guests who had arrived early as she showed them to their tables. I smiled to myself, staring at her with sheer admiration in my eyes, realizing once again, how lucky I was to have her.The boys soon cleared themselves out to their table, chatting with the other guests as I stood watching Y/N fixing some of the decorations, and I decided to finally greet her


Y/N’s POV

As struggled fixing a little lily that had fallen off of the flower display, I felt someone creep up behind me and my heart began to race. I calmed down as I caught a whiff of Sehun’s familiar musky scent and he reached up from behind me and fixed the flower.

“Hey beautiful” He whispered in my ear as he placed his arms around my waist, placing his head in the crook of my neck and I let out a giggle

“Hello handsome” I greeted turning around in his grip so I could face him, linking my hands behind his neck.

“May I just say you look breathtakingly gorgeous today” He cheesily smiled as I looked down at our feet. He seemed more silent and tense than usual as I felt his arms flex at the sight of my parents

“Do they still manage to make you nervous?” I giggled placing my hand on his cheek and he lightly shook his head before letting out a nervous laugh “Then what is it?” I asked getting slightly worried as he was never like this when my family was around

“I don’t know… It’s just… It’s a big day for your sister, do you really want me and the other dimwits here?” He asked quietly as I shook my head as I turned to see the boys messing around on the table

“Sehun you’re one of the most important people in my life, so are those dimwits. Trust me I want you here as much as everyone else does” I reassured as I got up on my tip-toes and gave him a light peck on the lips.


 The program soon began as the traditional exchanging of vows and what not took place. That was heartless. I apologize. But as my sister slipped a ring onto her new husbands finger, Sehun came closer to me, wrapped his arms around my waist once again and placed his head on top of mine

“That’s going to be us one day yeobo” He teased and he kissed my cheek as felt them heat up. I lightly shoved him backwards, only earning a light laugh and I shook my head “I’m being serious jagiya, there’s no one else in the world, who I’d rather spend the rest of my life with” He cooed swaying us lightly at the beat of the soft tune, playing in the background. I turned around to face my beautiful boyfriend, just enjoying his presence in such an important event in my life and I placed my head on his chest

 “I love you Sehunnie…” I mumbled looking towards our intertwined fingers as we continued to slow dance along with my family as my sister was having her first dance

“I love you too Beautiful. More than anything” He whispered back before pulling me into a passionate kiss. Maybe that is going to be us one day…



A/N: Hope you guys loved reading this as much as I loved writing it! 

-Shazz xx

MASTERLIST

If and when I become a famous writer with any influence
  • Interviewer: And the rumors that this character might be... um...
  • Me: Gay? Yeah they are
  • Interviewer: Y-you can't just say that! Children watch this-
  • Me: oh yeah you're right they might not have heard with their little ears, one sec
  • Me: *pulls out megaphone*
  • Me, yelling loudly: THESE TWO FEMALE CHARACTERS ARE LESBIANS THEY KISS AND GET MARRIED AND THEY ARE HAPPY TOGETHER, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT, AND IT IS NOT FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF THE MALE AUDIENCE. IN ADDITION, THIS CHARACTER IS BI AND IS INTERESTED IN BOTH GENDERS, THIS CHARACTER HAS NO GENDER AND IS NOT A BOY OR A GIRL AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A BOY OR GIRL EITHER THERE ARE MORE OPTIONS, THIS CHARACTER IS TRANS AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG OR BROKEN ABOUT THEM AND IF YOU ARE TRANS YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND NORMAL, THESE THREE CHARACTERS ARE ALL MARRIED TOGETHER AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS HEALTHY AND LOVING AND THEY ALL KNOW ABOUT EACHOTHER AND THAT IS FINE AND GOOD.
  • Me: *puts down megaphone*
  • Me: you said this was live, right?
  • Interviewer: ... y- yes...

goldcaught  asked:

headcanons + BODYGUARD AU

This one was tough, because I kept going back and forth on who should be the bodyguard. For once, I went the slightly more typical route and said it would be Klaus (although I should totally write a one  shot where it’s Caroline).

  1. He’s her bodyguard because she witnessed a murder. But she also has to  go home because her BFFs Bonnie and Enzo are getting married AND I AM BOTH MAID OF HONOR AND BEST MAN, I CAN’T STAY HERE!!
  2. You know what this means, right?  It means this is also a fake dating AU.  Enzo is very distressed, because Gorgeous, you always tell me about your men, how do  I not know about this? (cue Klaus in the background: Men? REally, Love?)
  3. I’m unsure who the villain would be, but possibly evil!Stefan who will also  be her evil!Ex, and Klaus will  shoot him.
  4. They have to share a bed.  Because if they don’t, Enzo will totally know. HE JUST KNOWS THINGS KLAUS!!
  5. One  of them will probably almost die - likely Klaus - cuing tearful, heartfelt promises of love and that it wasn’t just sex (because they’d  only last, like, three days sharing a bed without sex. I’m here for the emotional slow burn,not the sexual one, thanks).

Send me a ship and an AU for headcanons

The Downfall- Chapter 1
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“Stop, will you!”

You just stood there, unable to talk.

“Can’t you see that all you’re being right now is a pest!” He yelled with fiery hot eyes.

“I-Im sor-”

“Ugh! Why did I even marry you?”

Why would he say something like that, sure you got a little jealous. But the girl wasn’t even sick! She just wanted his hands on her.

“J-Jungkook, don’t say things like that.” You whispered in a low tone but loud enough for him to hear.

“I honestly have no clue why I agreed to this.”

You were both out and you’ve been married for almost a year now. People said you were a little young to get married because you were still in your second year of college, but you didn’t care. You loved him and you were sure he loved you. He was a cold guy in highschool and pushed you away constantly, but when you were finally married you thought it was fate. Of course that’s what you thought because of the arrangement he had with a younger more beautiful looking lady in her first year. He turned it down and wanted to marry you. He loved you right? Even though you messed everything up.

You guys were on your way home when a lady was feeling “sick” she complained and asked for help. The lady and her husband were on the same plane as you and Jungkook. You could tell she had her eyes on Jungkook. He didn’t notice, neither did her husband. She laid on the bed in their hotel room and asked Jungkook to help her. She kept taking his hands and aiming them towards her breasts. He studied a little to be a doctor but quit to focus more on school and film making instead. He knew the basics of those days. But you were tired of woman trying to seduce him. You always thought you weren’t as pretty but your confidence grew when you thought Jungkook would only look at you. But being you asked him to stop in a rather loud, commanding tone. He got mad at you, yelled and you ran out of the room waiting for the bus so you could go home. He eventually followed and hence you ended up in this situation.

“It’s because you love me. Jungkook? It’s because you wanted to be with me, right?” You were scared.

“Love you? Please! I pity you! You know at first I was actually starting to accept my feelings for you but you always have a way for me to deny it. Can you do anything right!? For God’s sake, I was trying to help a sick person out, and you get mad? Do you know how that makes me feel? I wanted to be a doctor but you messed everything up! You always find a way to stay next me. Do you even think that maybe, just maybe it can be annoying to me? I’m glad I didn’t go through with that because you would’ve found a way to be a nurse or something.”

“I don’t understand what’s wrong with having your wife beside you! I love you Jungkook! You always point out my faults but do you ever considered how I felt when you pushed me away?! You didn’t have to marry me, but you did. I thought you loved me!”

“It was out of pity, I should’ve took then chance of marrying that other over you.” He looked straight into your eyes.

“Well? What do you want? You really want to get rid of me that badly? Huh?”

“I want a divorce.” He said with a smirk.

What was that? You didn’t mean it. YOU WERE UPSET! You loved him for 4 years and this is what you get. Bad choice of words.

“What? You don’t mean that do you? Jungkook?” You start to get teary eyed. You’ve been yelled at him many times but you ended up kissing. This was different. That smirk. He wasn’t joking.

“Jungko-” you were walking towards him when he all of a sudden went to the coffee table not to far from where you were both at, and grabbed the keys.

“Jungkook? Please don’t do this.” You grabbed his arm wanted to talk to him more but he force his arm out your grasp leading into you almost falling to the floor with his strength.

“I’m leaving. Don’t bother me.” Thus leaving you in a reckless crying state.
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Hope you liked the first chapter!!
I kind of made it a sad and crappy..its remake of a j-drama/ kdrama my freaking favorite Can you guess?!

-Mari🌚

Lucius & Narcissa talk

Lucius: Narcissa, I’m ready to discuss things.  

Narcissa: *Breathing out slowly* Okay.

Lucius: I love you a lot.  And I want you to be happy.  I know that you would rather be with someone else but you want to stay married so you don’t get disowned.  

Narcissa: You can’t do that, I understand.

Lucius: No, I can do that.  That’s what I was going to say.  Do you know how much dishonour I would bring to my family if I was to get divorced and then my ex-wife was to end up dating a girl?  I’d be finished.  And so would you.  And we’re not the types of people who can deal with being finished.

Narcissa: You’re right, Lucius.

Lucius: So we’ll stay married.  On one condition.

Narcissa: Okay?

Lucius: I want a child with you.  A real biological child.  We both need that, for our families.  I don’t care when.  It could be this year or ten years from now, but I need that from you.  Please?

Narcissa: I can do that.  I really can.  But I need something from you too.

Lucius: Of course.

Narcissa: Please don’t speak a word about our arrangement to anybody.

Lucius: We’ll make the unbreakable vow, Narcissa.  I need your word that you won’t change your mind either, because after we decide this you are free to do whatever you want with whoever you want… me too.

Narcissa: Absolutely.  And we’ll still live together, or?

Lucius: For now.  Until either of us decides it’s time to leave.  This house is paid for, so we only have to be here for show.  If any family wants to visit.

Narcissa: Are you sure about this, Lucius?

Lucius: If that’s what you want.  I’m not happy, but I can live with it.

Narcissa: I’m so sorry, darling.  I really do love you, but just not in the way that I used to.  

Lucius: I understand.  I’ll always be here for you.  I’m still your husband, after all.

Narcissa: I love you.

Lucius: And I love you.

Lucius & Narcissa:

1.
You met him when you were small.
Your hair tangled and your feet bare.
‘I’ll marry her one day,’ he says,
As if he can know for sure.

2.
Your heart has been torn apart.
Choose, they say.
Him, or the sun.
Don’t you know he’s both?

3.
You sacrifice the best bits of you
So that he doesn’t have to.
But he does anyway,
Because you were always the best bits of him.

4.
You are the whole of my heart, he says.
As if this makes this easier.
As if this makes it right.
Your name is on his lips.

5.
But like calls to like,
Or so they say.
And he crossed through worlds for you.
And he would again.

6.
So you marry him, in a church by the sea.
You marry him, with the ocean by the steps.
He says he would die a million deaths,
Would live a million different lives.

7.
Like calls to like, he says.
And I am called to you,
Just as you are called to me.
You are the whole of my heart.
And I would do it all again.

—  For Mal. (via @brizzlewritesthings)
Me, You & Who? - L/Myungsoo (Infinite Scenario)

Requested by anon!

could make a scenario for me about L from infinite where you both just got married and he wants children already

genre: smut (this is all just smut lol)

characters: you, your friend, Myungsoo/L

word count: 2,531

rating: M for Mature read

warning: content is all just sex

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It was the most beautiful day of your life. The sky was blue with soft clouds, the sun was shining bright. Your lips were a lovely shade of red and your hair was looking more gorgeous than it had ever before. Before you was a mirror and your reflection lied right there in front of you.

I can’t believe this is actually happening,” you told yourself.

Your best friend came up from behind you and smiled in the mirror, “it’s not surprising. This was bound to happen sooner or later.

You turned around to her, “do I look okay?

Of course. You’re the most beautiful bride I’ve ever seen and Myungsoo is so lucky to be marrying you.

That’s right. It was your wedding day. Not your siblings. Not your friends. Yours.

And it was the most magnificent experience in your life.

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The ceremony had went well, in fact, it was amazing, glorious, fantastic. Everyone had a good time, you had the biggest blessing of a kiss in your entire life and you were now ready for your honeymoon.

Myungsoo had decided to take you out to the countryside in Japan for your honeymoon. There was a second part to it that you both decided on but he wanted to surprise you as soon as possible.

Honey, where are we? I thought we were going to go to the beach on Jeju Island.

Oh we’ll get there, I just wanted to bring you somewhere else first.

Is my husband kidnapping me?” you joked and purred.

He smiled, “I like the sound of you calling me that.

You guys had a luxury suite on the top floor of a five star hotel. It came with a bottle of wine sitting in a bucket of ice and a note that said, “congratulations to the new couple” on your bed.

You know what? Let me get ready.

L had watched enough movies and enough porn to know where exactly this was going.

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BIG BANG Reaction to Being On We Got Married with their S/O

BUT THEY’RE DATING SECRETLY SO THEY’RE JUST LIKE HEHEHEHE~

A/n: REQUESTED BY A SWEET ANON BUT I CANT FECKING READ SO I F00KED UP BUT I HOPE I DO IT RIGHT IM SO SORRY

Originally posted by jlbwedding

G-Dragon:
Jiyong had this dirty little secret, he found it hilarious while you might be worrying over getting your relationship discovered. He had never really minded if your relationship got discovered, but you seemed to care enough for the both of you so now that you were going to be on We Got Married together; you weren’t sure what to do. Jiyong may be super confident onstage but he can be rather shy, especially when it came to you. After a few episodes, people started to joke and say that it looked like Jiyong was falling for (Y/N) but little did they know; he already had.

Originally posted by cheonjaes


T.O.P:
Seunghyun and you had been a topic of the media for awhile, everyone thought you two would be great together but nothing had ever been confirmed or even rumoured. It was really just a nice thing for fans to think about so when you two had been confirmed to be on We Got Married, there was an uproar. You and Seunghyun had always talked about if you two were discovered, it wouldn’t be a big deal since a lot of people already loved the idea of you two together but you both really enjoyed your privacy. But now there was a great possibility you two would be found out or in a hopeful case, everyone would just ship you two even more than before. The favourite part of the show so far, was when T.O.P waved to you on your ‘wedding day’ 

Originally posted by yghigh


Taeyang:
Ever since you two had been in a video together, practicing dancing; everyone wanted to know if you were a couple. You two were, but secretly. And it had been going on for awhile now though you two were able to keep it on the down low. That is until you were suddenly on the show We Got Married. You had watched the show before and with the already spreading rumours, you doubted it would be difficult to figure out that you two were together. You two were so natural together, having fun and joking around every so often.

Originally posted by shovelqueen


Daesung:
You and Daesung both liked your privacy, no one even suspected you two were dating at all until the first episode of We Got Married aired. Your chemistry was uncanny, everyone loved it. You two worked so well together, almost too well. People began to wonder, it was easy to tell that you two had had interactions before but it seemed to go far beyond that. Anytime there was any form of skinship in an episode or any show of any type of affection, whether it be him making you laugh or you bringing him dinner when he was at the studio that one time, the fans would go giddy.

Originally posted by gdragonsbitch


Seungri:
Seungri was ecstatic about this idea. While you were worried and nervous, he was trying to act the part of the husband. This was a show that gave him excuses and reasons to show his love for you, despite you having to remind him not to be obvious about your already existing, secret relationship. Emphasis on secret. Everyone was loving you two together, saying the show shouldn’t end, they’d be so cute together, they should really get together; things like that. So when the episode where he kissed your cheek aired, people went absolutely nuts. During an interview once, a few weeks after the show ended, someone asked him about the show and he never denied anything about you two, fueling more fans freaking out.

Originally posted by yougotmeatbang

Shu Headcanon (Get Pregnant Edition)

You and Shu had been together a long time now and was close to being married.
Right now you were both so in love and so obsessed with each other, you hardly saw anyone else. It was just you two. And the bedroom.
Most bothers heard everything as they walked passed the door, rolling their eyes.
Shu kissed you roughly again earning a delighted gasp from you.
‘Shu..God I love you so much..’ you give him words of worship.
Your hands run through his hair and he gives his attention to your breasts.
'I love.. love you so much.’ He whispers back in between kisses. 'More than anything..’
'I can’t wait to be yours completely.’ Your words are hardly audible as he takes a nipple in his mouth.
'You are mine completely already.’ He corrects you. In his eyes it was you and you alone.
'But.. to have that bond..to have you tied with me..’
He stops suddenly. 'Is that what you want? To be tied to me completely?’
You give him a sure nod, something flashes in his blue eyes.
'Not on paper..or by a simple ring..’ He whispers as he thinks..
You bring his head down to kiss him.
But he had other plans and soon you were gasping as he entered you. His cock was buried deep within you.
'Shu..!’ You gasped. 'Wha..what?’
'I love you..’ He kisses you, 'You ARE mine. I want all of you too.’
His hips move more strongly into you.
Your head is thrown back as you groan in pleasure.
'Fuck!…mine..all mine..’ He panted and held you tight.
You were being throughly possessed by him.
'Shu! You..your so..’ you can’t continue. Why was he being so rough, so wild?
'I’ll make you mine. You’ll never leave me…you..ah! You’ll bare my child!’ He groaned as he quicker his pace. Your heart jumped.
'I’ll fuck you till you’re pregnant tonight!’ He growled in your ear.
This only turned you on more and suddenly you came.
'Ahhh! Shu!’ You held onto him tight as he buried himself as deep as he could before he released his warm seed into you.
You lay under him, trying to catch your breath. He was going to make you pregnant…tonight.