i can haz cheeseburgers

Carry On is a beautiful piece of literature because it produces the opportunity for meme spells

IMAGINE

a spell called “I can haz cheeseburger” where you can conjure cheeseburgers out of thin air

A truth spell where you cast it by singing “why the fuck you lyin’, why you always lyin’”

A cleaning spell where you cast it by saying “clean ALL the things!”