Reasons to not trust me alone in the kitchen:
- *sings into the tip of a knife.
- Forgets I have poor feeling in my hands and grabs burning hot items.
- Almost licks sharp knife after cutting raw meat.
- Forgets you can’t eat raw meat.
- “Oooooh~ I have all my fingers! Knife goes CHOP CHOP CHOP!”
- “Is the cooked enough to not give me food poisioning? Oh well!”
- Eating half cooked food because it’s smells nice.