i can cross my eyes

The only one I can relate right now is Chloe flirting with the fucking turkey

sorry i haven’t been drawing as much, its probably because i foolishly bought another copy of animal crossing to make a faerie-themed town

“Women have the special gift of being able to bring a new life into this world. Abortion tells them that killing their own children makes them strong and empowered!”

OK first of all not all women can get pregnant, and not all people who can get pregnant are women.

Second: so what? Just because I have a gift or talent, does that mean that I am obligated to perform whenever someone requests it of me?

I can cross my eyes, but I hate doing it. But since I have that “gift”, does that mean that whenever somebody tells me to cross my eyes I have to do it, or I am wasting my gift? Am I obligated to cross my eyes whenever someone wants me to, because I am one of the “lucky few” who can?

That argument makes no sense.

Never Be Ashamed

Title: Never Be Ashamed

Characters: Sam and Reader

Word Count: 1,062

Warning: Absolutely none

Request: @jared-padaloveme said: Hey! I’m sorry for requesting so much but I love your writing! I just read a story where the boys try to make xmas special only to find out the reader is Jewish. Can you do the something similar but with a Muslim reader?

A/N: Guys, this was a seriously amazing piece to write. I cannot even begin to tell you how much it meant to me that I was trusted to write this. Jude, thank you so much for giving me the amazing information for this piece and sharing part of yourself with me. I hope you like it. Enjoy!!!


“Sam, I can’t do this anymore. My eyes are starting to cross. Can we please be done?” Leaning back in your chair you ran your hands over your face as Sam laughed.

“We’ve only been at in an hour Y/N, just take a deep breath and keep reading.”

Groaning you rocked back to the table and found where you left off. It was just so boring! Plus you weren’t even sure if you guys were on the right track. But, you would be a trooper and help Sam figure it out, even if it might mean you die of boredom.

Ten minutes later and you were still stir crazy. “I’m grabbing a snack from the kitchen, you want anything?”

“Do we still have those super good apples?”

“Yeah, I’ll grab them.”

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Healing Touch

This is just a little one shot because Phil looks tired in the tour photos today and my little heart worries so much about him.  This is what I hope is happening:) 


“Phil, I…OMG you look terrible!”

“I’m exhausted. I can’t seem to get enough sleep.  My eyes are almost crossing because I’m so tired.”

“Come here, Philly,” Dan says as he pats the seat next to him. 

Phil sits down next to Dan and leans his head on Dan’s shoulder.

Dan wraps his arm around Phil and begins to talk softly to him.


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Ted the Animator: “Hey, Carl, look! My 7-year-old niece drew a picture of Daphne! Pretty cool, huh?”

Carl the Animator: “That’s uh… that’s really great, Ted. It looks… fabulous.”

Ted the Animator: “…I also kinda might have told her that we would put it in an episode….”

Carl the Animator: “…”

Ted the Animator: “C’mon, who’s gonna notice?”

Carl the Animator: “…alright, fine, whatever. Just get that abomination away from me… I can feel her crossed eyes staring into my soul.”