i can cook an everything

sunsolaire  asked:

Saitama and Genos and cooking!! Maybe Saitama gets back to the apartment after a really bad day or something and he's just met with gorgeous waifu Genos deep into his cooking in the kitchen and the sight of him just makes Saitama go ❤❤❤. Or just saigenos cooking haha

Re: hunger pangs and other cravings

Originally posted by simondismydaddy

+ “Are you trying to turn me on right now? Because it’s working.”
+ "I bet I can make you cum before they return.”

Pairing: Namjoon x Reader
Genre: Smut
Words: 1011
Requested by: anon

written for my 600+ Followers Drabbles Event (requests closed!)

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Studio Ghibli & Mr. Miyazaki starters

- suggested by Anonymous and pulled from various films/sources

  • “You cannot alter your fate. However, you can rise to meet it”
  • “A heart’s a heavy burden”
  • “I’ve got something I want to protect - it’s you”
  • “I think we ought to live happily ever after”
  • “Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memories to return”
  • “It will protect you. It’s made from the threads your friends wove together”
  • “Nothing that happens is ever forgotten, even if you can’t remember it”
  • “We need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes, it’s not easy”
  • “I make friends, then suddenly I can’t bear to be with any of them”
  • “Here’s another curse: may all your bacon burn!”

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A Favor Part 6

Characters: eventual Reader x Sam

Words: 1436

Summary: Sam and Dean get back from the hunt, and Sam talks to Crowley about something specific.

Read Part 1 here, Part 2 here, Part 3 here, Part 4 here, and Part 5 here.

Here we go…just remember I love you all! Enjoy!

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anonymous asked:

Anyone have any particularly silly head canons for any of the main 4+Frisk?

//cracks knuckles
Here we go! ~ Mod Dari


Alphys
She may or may not have almost gotten onto a watch-list because she sometimes likes looking at security footage.

Frisk
Has once run into a glass door and went; “YOU MUST USE A LOT OF WINDEX BECAUSE I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING”.

Papyrus
He can cook everything else just fine, all sorts of amazing culinary masterpieces but for some reason; pasta has always kinda been a challenge for him.

Sans
WILL SLEEP ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE, Papyrus once found him napping in a kitchen cupboard.

Undyne
Ran headfirst into a stop sign while looking over her shoulder to talk to someone and then attempted to fight the stop sign.

Hello I have a very scary exam on Wednesday and I can’t get anything done

If you’re a vegetarian, what do you eat?

I’d ask you what I don’t eat. This is a fairly typical grocery run for me, this will last me a week, considering I eat out 2-3x a week usually.

Brown rice/quinoa, tofu, and spinach are the main staples of my life. I’m working on keeping fruits routinely in my diet but still struggle on that front. I focus on keeping protein and whole grain levels high in my life and trying to minimize eating what I don’t have to cook (the delicious pizza to my left).

I have more time now that it’s summer and I’m working camps, so I’m really focusing on trying to cook everything I can.

The only thing you have to offer another human being, ever, is your own state of being. You can cop out only just so long, saying, ‘I’ve got all this nice stuff, I know all this and I can do all this.’ But everything you do, whether you’re cooking food or doing therapy or being a student or being a lover … you are only doing your own BEING … you’re only manifesting how evolved a consciousness you are. That’s what you’re doing with another human being. That’s the only dance there is!
—  Ram Dass
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Marjorine: 

“We had a blast this fourth! Well, Sam’s family had this great cook out in their backyard, and let me tell you something about her dad. That man can cook real swell. I had to get one of everything, and honest to God, I saw Kenny put away ten hot dogs, and three burgers. Then we hopped on next door once it got dark to mess around with some sparklers. Kenny’s big brother even managed to get us some of the bigger fireworks! All in all it was a great day.”

Firebird - Chapter 8

word count: ~1270

Firebird Series Masterlist - Chapter 1 - Chapter 2 - Chapter 3 - Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - Chapter 7


“Y/N,” Jensen began. “I have a feeling Jared was just trying to do us a favor.”

His words seemed to have a tight grip on your stomach, as it felt like it was in knots.

“What do you mean, Jensen?” you almost whispered, terrified and excited by what he may say next.

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GSNK Q & A Kashima-kun

Q: does she know about Mikorin’s otaku hobby?

A: Somehow she has noticed it but it seems she doesn’t understand what kind of thing it is

Q: What kind of conversations Kashima-kun usually has with Mikorin? Do they go out on weekends? 

A: It feels like normal conversations between guy friends. They go play outside

Q: Is there some friendship episode with Mikorin?

A: At sports day in borrow race Kashima pulled out “friend” and ran with Mikoshiba. Next runner Mikoshiba pulled out “friend” again so both of them ended up running 2 laps. 

Q: Was there a time when she had long hair? 

A: In middle school she went back and forth between short hair’s and bob cut’s length 

I want to see Kashima-kun with long hair

Kashima: No, it’s about time to cut them…

Either is great♥♥♥

Q: Is Kashima’s hair style set so it makes good use of unruly hair? Or does she specially make that hair wave? I’m curious!

A: She doesn’t set the hair especially, after washing they stay like that. 

Q: There are a lot of costumes in drama club, are they all hand-made? 

A: They are hand-made or bought with club money or brought by club members. 

Q: It seems like there is something great with address book, but how is it in reality? 

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taschapocalypse  asked:

Allium, tulip, calla lily

Allium: What’s the best thing you can cook?
I am a boss cook. I make deliciousness out of everything. My best work is probably my chocolate chip cookies though.

Tulip: What kind of cake do you ask for on your birthday?
So I give zero fucks that my birthday is in January, I always want specifically dairy queen ice cream cake. If someone insisted on baking me a cake though, I’d want chocolate. Like uber decadent chocolate with chocolate chips in it and chocolate ganache in the middle and chocolate frosting.

Calla Lilly: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Having never even considered this before I think maybe the song I Hope You Dance. Is that a Dixie Chicks song? Google would know, hahaha.
Thanks for asking!!!

anonymous asked:

Congratulations, you survived the trip! Here are some questions I think we all need to know. (I'll ask Doc, too.) What about Doc surprised you? What didn't? What moment (involving HaruMichi) was the most Doc Holligay for you? What moment (NOT involving HaruMichi) was the most Doc Holligay? Who won the most fights? Are you going to be nice to each other now you've met?

I GOT TO GO SECOND BLESS YOU LONG AIRPORT LAYOVERS

I’m totally reblogging Doc’s after I post this, by the way, because she said nice things about me and I’m not leaving that sitting there under her control so she can delete it later and deny everything.


What about Doc surprised you?

Like she said, it wasn’t like I had no idea what I was getting into here. I FEEL I KNOW THE WOMAN FAIRLY WELL AT THIS POINT. So nothing was a surprise, exactly, at least not in the sense of “Jesus wept I was not prepared for what I now have to deal with”.

I think the thing that I hadn’t quite gotten a sense of before she was here and all up in my face – and I’m not sure it’d really be possible until actually spending time with someone in person – is how charming Doc is. She’s incredibly charismatic, an amazing conversationalist, and so warm and engaging to, like, EVERYONE. It’s another fun and exciting way in which we’re both such opposites, in that I come at practically everyone and everything with a kind of dry side commentary, and Holligay was like a burst of fucking sunshine just charming the hell out of every person to briefly cross our path. She’s like a foul-mouthed bourbon-swilling gun-toting Disney princess.

On a somewhat similar note, I have to say that I was surprised-but-not-surprised by how well Doc cooks. I’m barely exaggerating when I say she burst into my house and was like “OKAY LET’S GO SHOPPING SO I CAN COOK EVERYTHING HOW HAVE YOU SURVIVED THIS LONG WITHOUT ME”. That act itself wasn’t a surprise, since once we’d settled on the trip happening the very second topic was “Now tell me what I can make for you losers”, but every single thing she made was AMAZING. Food isn’t something I get excited about, so I was riding pretty low on the expectation train for this one and prepared to let Hubby be enthusiastic enough for us both. IT WAS REALLY ALL THAT GOOD THOUGH. She left us with a packed freezer and three or four more entire meals we haven’t even tasted yet. I’m excited for every single one.


What didn’t?

EVERY FUCKING THING ELSE.

What I said above about her being all charming and shit? THAT WAS FOR EVERYONE BUT ME APPARENTLY. She was an ass from basically the second sentence spoken to my actual person, and I’m pretty sure we parted ways with a hearty “FUCK YOU” after the hugging and blah blah feelings.

Which was all amazing. I sincerely enjoyed that everything was basically exactly the same only with the bonus option of punching. Doc is so fucking funny you guys. More than once, I actually had to take a few seconds to try and let my face relax because it was aching from smiling so much.

I think what didn’t surprise me most of all was how much I enjoyed her company.


What moment (involving HaruMichi) was the most Doc Holligay for you?

I AM AT AN UNFAIR DISADVANTAGE BECAUSE I WAS TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER SHIT

Apparently we watched a musical, and apparently it was some Haruka and Michiru gaystravaganza, and I don’t remember a goddamn thing about it BUT I’M PRETTY SURE YOU CAN PICK ANY SINGLE MOMENT FROM THAT AND THERE YOU GO

Otherwise, any one of a dozen moments where the conversation essentially boiled down to “and then Haruka ate Cookie Crisp while Michiru judged us all and found us wanting”.

Also the Haruka and Michiru socks, that was pretty fucking Holligay right there.


What moment (NOT involving HaruMichi) was the most Doc Holligay?

I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED THIS QUESTION BECAUSE I WANTED TO SHARE THIS STORY

Okay so Doc leaves her purse at her house (but not like anything in it, I don’t know this worked out), and one of our first THE MISSIONS was to get her a replacement. Also to go to some specific make-up place so she could get lipstick THIS WAS VERY IMPORTANT THE VERY MOST IMPORTANT. We get her a cheap (BUT SUITABLY COLOUR-MATCHING) purse at Target, and then I’m driving us out to mall for a Sephora or whatever it’s called, I swear to god before this day I thought it was a furniture store, WHATEVER NOT THE POINT. We’re talking about something. I can’t recall what, because the perfection of this moment drove such non-essential details from my mind. Let’s say it was about killing Haruka in an appropriately devastating way for the funsies.

I want to set this scene appropriately for you though. If you’ve seen pictures of Doc, you know her general super femme 50s housewife aesthetic. She’s sitting next to me in the car, with her big skirt and her lively hat and her high heeled super cute shoes. We’re going to get SPECIALITY LIPSTICK NOT ANY OLD LIPSTICK to fill Holligay’s new colour-appropriate purse. I don’t know that I’d say I’ve ever cultivated a look, exactly, but I do know that this isn’t it, so I’m just rolling with everything happening around me at the moment, and holding up my end of the conversation.

Then I hear this loud “click!” sound that I’ve not heard before. It’s not a regular “click!” either, this was a “click!” with weight and intent. This was a “click!” that had a job to do and in the sight of god and man, IT WOULD DO THIS JOB. Confused, I looked over, and there’s Holligay in the passenger seat of my car, WIELDING A HUGE FUCKING KNIFE THAT CAME OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE.

REMEMBER SHE HAD NO PURSE

WHERE DID THE KNIFE COME FROM

THERE WERE ONLY NOW TWO STATES OF BEING: PRE-KNIFE AND POST-KNIFE

And with this knife AS BIG AS MY FUCKING FOREARM, she’s cutting off the tags off her new purse.

It was the most perfect Doc Holligay thing I think I will ever see in my entire life. Five minutes later, I was still laughing, it was that amazing.


Who won the most fights?

I DID OF COURSE BEING THE ONLY CORRECT PERSON IN THE ROOM


Are you going to be nice to each other now you’ve met?

I am nothing but a perfect angel overflowing with love and kindness, so I am confident I can maintain the precise levels of respect and friendship I’ve shown to Holligay at every step of our relationship.

THE PRECISE LEVELS

Imagine your OTP making homemade pizzas. Bonus if eventually they end up flinging the sauce and toppings at each other.
I have a headcanon that Draco’s never tried pizza okay and Hermione loves it
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The kitchen of their flat smells like burnt something and strong spices.
Needless to say, Draco’s concerned.
Hermione stands at the counter with her hands stuck in a bowl and white powder brushed into her frizzy curls, every so often blowing upwards to get stray strands out of her eyelids.

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