i can breahte

anonymous asked:

(lick lick anon) *EATS TAIL IN A ALFRED COSPLAY* I LOVE LOLIS LOLIS TASTE AS GREAT AS BABYS

the moment i saw this i started ugly crying and im still laughing and struggling to type what have you done
that image is forever burned into my head and I’m gonna scream at skrill until he also sees this
I CAN’T WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE THIS WAY I CAN’T FUCCIN BREAHTE

jiminie-crickett  asked:

ok so. iwaoi going to different unis and still playing vball (duh) but have an ongoing bet on each match they have against each other, like if iwa loses he has to like walk into random lecture rooms shirtless saying "I almost got kicked out of uni for carrying around a six pack and these guns [flexes]" w his best poker face or anything else equally embarrassing & likewise for oiks

I ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT FOR CARRYING AROUDN THESE GUNS 

i can t breahte h elP