i can be the girl

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DOUMEKI IS SERIOUS OK WATANUKI. 

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM RAISE HIS VOICE BEFORE

HE EVEN DID THE ANIME HAND WALL THING

THAT’S HOW SERIOUS HE IS

Fun story, someone tried the anime hand wall thing on me once. It worked for precisely two seconds before I ducked under it and kept going. 

FUN TIPS TO TRY AT HOME, WATANUKI. 

For a moment I thought he was sitting on a giant fortune cookie and I was incredibly excited. 

BUT YUUKO ICHIHARA IS HERE AND THAT’S EVEN BETTER SO I’M OKAY WITH IT. 

She’s not going to be able to do it, but more importantly, damn Yuuko what are you wearing that’s incredible.

You will take this ship and Kat Morris’ poster from my cold dead hands.


Inspired by Kat Morris’ poster THE SHOW and featuring a shitty scan.

Masculinity can be soft. Masculinity can be gentle. Masculinity can be whispers and shyness and pastel colours and flowers and all those things can be masculine if someone wants them to call them that. Masculinity and femininity are constructs - you don’t have to describe yourself or anything you like as either if you don’t want to. 

8

♛ things i loved in 2016
✘ 2/10 characters
➮ moana

• snsd lost a member and hasnt promoted in a year
• f(x) lost a member and hasnt promoted in a year
• miss a lost a member and is basically dead
• after school is basically dead
• secret is basically dead
• 9muses is basically dead
• 4minute disbanded
• kara disbanded
• rainbow disbanded
• 2ne1 disbanded

RIP 2nd/3rd gen girl groups :(

Things I need from YOI season 2:
  • The second half of “History Maker” used in the OP
  • Yuri and Victor EXPLICITLY defining the relationship with one another
  • Yuuri moving into Victor’s apartment (to Yurio’s disgust)
  • More Victuri fluff and dates including Victor taking Yuuri sightseeing
  • BETTER. COMMUNICATION. BETWEEN. YUURI. AND. VICTOR.
  • literally ANYTHING about Victor’s past aside from skating
  • Victor and Yuuri being annoyingly adorable and sweet to each other during practice
  • Yakov/Yuri/Georgi/Mila/the entire Russian skating club being fed up with how cute those two are
  • Yakov having to forcibly separate Yuuri and Victor during practice
  • Otabek surprise visiting Yuri in Russia
  • Domestic Victuuri including (healthy) spats about household chores and duties
  • Victor and Yuuri making wagers on said chores during competitions
  • Yurio going through puberty (growth spurt, voice breaking, uncontrollable eating, being even more grumpy than usual)
  • Another pair skate
  • Maccachin in general, being adorable and just receiving all the love
  • VICTUURI
  • “the podium family” dominating on the ice
  • Phichit on ice
  • Victuuri cuddles and sleeping together (macca squeezes in between them)
  • A beautiful wedding after Yuuri wins gold (which he will ofc)
  • Yuuri gaining a stronger sense of self
  • Yuuri’s hair progressively getting longer each episode (until it’s past his shoulders at least??)
  • Yuuri learning many Russian words and phrases(especially ones in the bedroom ;))
  • More ~beautiful costumes~ and ~beautiful choreography~
  • A cameo from our queen, Evgenia Medvedeva
  • The other version of “You Only Live Once” as the ED

Edit:

  • Yuri and Beka getting super close (as friends first before anything else)
  • JJ still getting married even though he didn’t win a grand slam
  • Victor and Yuuri just whole-heartedly, uncontrollably laughing together
  • Yuuri calling Victor his fiance in casual conversation

I AM SO GREEDY WOW. I WANT TO CROSS AS MANY THINGS OFF THIS LIST AS I CAN DURING SEASON 2!!! ADD WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE MOST I NEEEEED MORE

you really can’t trust Straights with knowing your sexuality cause the moment you mention you’re gay or bi or pan fucking Heterosexual Jimothy is interrogating you about your entire sexual history like he’s digging for wank bank fodder