i can act 7 if i want

I don’t usually text post, but I just really want to emphasize that though all our posts generate good vibes, cute, fun, and friendly birbs, they do not reflect how birbs act 24/7 and also do not reflect how all birds act in general. In fact, these same birbs who are so lovable, can also turn around real quick and snap on you.

So to all birb enthusiasts who want to become owners, I beg that you truly understand the expense, love, care, time, attention, cleaning, and training these birds require before you go out and get yourself one - it doesn’t matter whether it’s a small birb or a big birb.

Thank you and happy new year from 3littleshits!

Idk I feel like when Jackies talk about Jackson being overworked and his dramatic weight loss people tend to think we are doing the most
But Jackson’s condition is very alarming. He acts like everything is okay but it’s not.

Like how many times has it been reported in a fan meet or concert that he looks sick and almost fainting? Like I don’t forget he did not rest after the car accident. His schedule is packed 24/7

So yeah I’m going to be worried about him and complaining that he needs rest.

We know Jackson is a grown ass man but that doesn’t mean we can’t worry about him.

Its just beating a dead horse. I don’t want anything happening to him.

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another meme I won’t finish - [2/5] antagonists - Kathryn Merteuil

“It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud.”

Okay but Jane and Michael got Faith M. Whiskers III super late at night! I’m not from Florida and I don’t know what’s up over there with pet stores or animal shelters (they’d probably get a shelter animal come on this is Jane we’re talking about) but I’m guessing they’re not open 24/7.

So where the eff did they get this cat??? All I can think of is either whipping out the mobile phone and jumping on the first Craigslist cat adoption offer OR (and I want this to be what happened, PLEASE let it be what happened) Jane spotting a stray cat from the car and screaming “wE BRINGING YOU HOME” and then Michael and Jane stopping the car in that super random location and Jane tries to run after the cat but she gets super scared and so Michael, Certified Cat Lover ™ tells her to stop acting like someone who has never met a cat before and just kneels and extends a hand to the cat.

And Faith M. Whiskers III, who was abandonned after she stopped being a cute baby kitten by assholes who shouldn’t have pets ever and hasn’t trusted a human ever since, sees that weird dude trying to make friends and suddenly the spirits of Faith M. Whiskers and Faith M. Whiskers II tell her “gO FOR IT HE IS THE BEST” and so the cat runs straight into Michael’s arms and that’s how Jane and Michael adopt a cat after 11 effing PM.

i love namjoon so much i love it when hes soft i love it when hes dorky i love it when he gets serious i love him when hes clumsy and nerdy and when he talks about books and when i eats and when he dances and when hes on stage and when hes being embarrassing for variety and when he raps with all his heart and when he acts all cute for us when hes being genuine and thought and thankful i love him 24/7 every minute of every day all i want is for him is to be happy and to feel fulfilled and like he’s doing everything he can to do good in this world which he is i love him

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Prompt Request #38 – Isaac Lahey 

Requested by Anon

Isaac Lahey x Reader

5. “The saddest part is that you’re so much better than this and you don’t even realize it”
7. “What do you want from me? I already gave you everything!”
21. “The truth is that I need you more than you need me”
30. “I can’t live like this anymore”
72. “Because I love you dammit!”


”Why are you acting so weird?” you yelled towards Isaac with big, confusing eyes. Since they day he lost his father and started to hang out with this Derek-guy, Isaac had changed completely.

”I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Isaac claimed as he casually spun a pen around his fingers. You cross your arms over your chest and furrow your brows. ”Well, you snap at me whenever you’re answer me… for start.” you began and gesticulated towards his behavior.

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In reference to this video, I can guarantee you that Steve McGarrett would not let Danny Williams drive his own car unless there was some major thing/moment about to happen, so I think in honor of staying true to their characters, we deserve approximately 5 more scenes: 

1. A scene where Danny calls Steve out on acting so weird and wants to know what his motive is

2. A scene where Steve denies it and tries to put it on Danny being sensitive and an argument ensues in the car (just like the old days)

3. A scene where the argument ends and Danny gets real and thanks Steve, and a tiny bit of awkwardness happens in which Steve still tries to be keep his macho act on, and Danny just lets the subject drop

4. A Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams sex scene (you like how I tried to slide that in there just like its like every other scene),… and lastly, 

5. A scene where Kono somehow finds out they’re sleeping together and her smirk is what makes every McDanno shipper’s life complete. Is that really too much to ask, lol?

I Hate My Job (Part 6)

Part 6 – There’s Definitely One Benefit to This Job

Bucky x Reader

Summary – You are a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent that gets assigned the worst job, in your opinion.

Warnings – Light smut, barely PG-13

Word Count – 1,339

Notes – I had much more planned for this part, but it started to get away from me.  This means that I’ll have to add an extra part to this fic!  Anyway, I hope you enjoy!  Please feel free to leave comments or reblog, it’s always appreciated!

Part 1  Part 2  Part 3 Part 4  Part 5  Part 6 Part 7  Part 8  Part 9  Part 10  Epilogue

Masterlist


Originally posted by sebstxnevans


Previously:

“You don’t think it’s too late, after the way I’ve acted all these months?” you asked, searching his eyes for the answer you wanted, not about the team, but about him, and how he felt about you.

“Take it from someone who knows,” he said with a sad smile.  “If they can forgive me for what I did, then it’s definitely not too late for you.”

“Thank you,” you said as you brought your hand up to lay over the one he had shifted to cup your cheek.  A tear fell from your eyes as you smiled at him.

“Thank me by calling me Bucky,” he said as he used his metal hand to wipe away the tear.  

“Okay, Bucky,” you said with a smile.

 

The screams woke you up in the middle of the night.  You had heard the rest of the team talk about how bad things were for Bucky when he first moved into the compound, but nothing could prepare you for the heart wrenching sounds that were coming from the room next door. You had experienced your fair share of pain and torture working with Coulson, but this was something else altogether.

You lay in your bed praying he would wake himself up.  After a few minutes, you couldn’t stand it anymore. Mustering all of your courage, you hurried to the room next door.  Opening the door as quietly as possible, you peeked into the room.  

Bucky was thrashing around in the bed, the sheets a tangled mess around his legs. The moon shone bright on his sweat slicked body as it poured in through the overhead skylight.  The look on his face was like something out of a horror movie. His features were distorted in pain and anguish.  Your heart broke for the man who had only hours before, comforted you.  Returning the favor was the least you could do.

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A bunch of Hamilton Afterlife doodles, because hearitwhispering’s notes in the tags really made me want to do more head cannons of what happens at the end of the show.

Also I’m going to start working on a Satisfied Fan Animation, I’m not going to lie though, this will take a long time for me to finish but i’ll keep you updated every step of the way and you can expect storyboards and concept art soon.

(And if anyone who’s seen the show, can give me information on how the song is played out, how Renée Elise Goldsberry acts throughout the scene, or anything in general that stuck with them during the performance that would be fantastic!)

You play Sigyn in Thor and Tom’s crazy about you...


You saw him walking towards you. What?- No, he can’t be he’s Tom Hiddleston. You’re you! Wait, act normal…

“Hey Sigyn”, he said before facepalming. “I’m so sorry, y/n habit haha.”

You laughed at Tom’s mistake - “Tom, you alright?” you asked him curiously.

“Actually, yeah I am! After work do you fancy meeting me somewhere… I…erm want to talk to you.” his rosy cheeks showed through his white makeup.

“Yeah, okay. How about you pick me up at 7 and we go for dinner somewhere..& are you sure you’re alright.” you asked wondrously this time.

You were getting odd vibes from him- you didn’t want to get your hopes up though. Come on, it’s Tom. It’s probably just something to do with my acting and work… You didn’t have a clue what to think..

———-7pm that night———-

You were ready, finally. You’d tried on your whole wardrobe twice. You had to look nice. A knock made you lift your head; you grabbed your purse and headed for the door. You could see his tall, handsome figure stood at the door through the frosted glass- you bit your lip with lust. You opened the door to see Tom’s eyes checking you out up and down. “Evening.” he said breaking the silence. “Hi.” you said before smiling. He grabbed your hand and walked you to his car, opening and closing the door for you. What a gentleman?- you thought.

———-At the restaurant———-

You had both ordered your meals and sat gazing each other while holding your glasses of wine. “So, what is it you wanted to talk to me about Tom?” you tilted your head waiting for his response. He sat there for a minute, looking you dead in the eyes- you could see his mind deciding what to say to you.

“…I want to tell you that I am a huge fan of yours.”

“Well, thank you and obviously I am also a huge fan of yours.” you smiled kindly but you knew that’s not all he wanted to say to you.

After your response he looked at the table shaking his head and clenched his fists. You raised your eyebrows and what was happening before you then…

“I’M JUST GONNA COME OUT AND SAY IT- I LOVE YOU, YOU- Y/N! I know it sounds weird to love you when we’ve never really spoken to each other before today. Also, that we’ve only played a couple on screen but I feel like when I first laid eyes on you they were attached. You’ve forever been in my mind since the beginning…” he let out a long breath then put down his head

“I’m sorry to do this to you… I’m sorry if I’ve embarrassed you…” he carried on and began rubbing his neck with his hand.

Swiftly, you grabbed his chin and locked your sight with his…

“Tom, I’m sorry that you haven’t felt like you couldn’t tell me. That is the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me- ever… So, thank you Tom.” A tear cascaded from your eye as your voice began to break.

Tom stood up and made his way to you. He bent down to wipe your tears, then laid a gentle kiss on your lips.

“I hope this is the first of many, y/n.” He stated as he held your face lovingly.

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“Ron is an affectionate guy”

“I can’t get over it really. The fact that in some realities we aren’t even, you know, married”

“I want to do one of those marriage renewal things I’ve read about”

“You’re very sweet”

“And you taste of toffee”

Ron and Hermione being canonically so in love that they flirt 24/7 and act like frickin teenagers even after 22 years of being together

anonymous asked:

Me, whenever I see Olivia sleeping with another coworker: *shoving popcorn in my mouth* talk about internal affairs amiright

Like can we get this girl someone who just wants to be a stay-at-home mom or dad? Noah will be looked after 24/7, Olivia can focus on her job while still having a family, and the person doesn’t work for the police or government? I mean, I understand your options are limited in that line of work but geez.

I miss badass Olivia.

Originally posted by 0liviabenson

And I need more episodes like Pornstar’s Requiem, Doubt, Twenty-Five Acts, Undercover, 911, and Signature.

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On the prom night…

“I can’t recognize you!” Jena was acting over-emotional about her youngest going to the prom. “It’s not my little Tobias, it’s a handsome young man in front of me! All the ladies will be yours.”

“Stop it mom, I’m not even that handsome,” Tobias sadly laughed. He has never told his parents the truth about Nate - he was sure they’d accept it right but he didn’t want to bother them with more problems that they already had, so he discussed personal things with Nicole or Kurt.

“You’re either painfully shy or something bothers you,” Jena guessed. “Everyone’s excited for the prom except you.”

“Yeah, you’re right. My prom date is not the one I want.” he sighed, with his thoughts in the wrong place again. He promised himself just to have fun and not to think about Nate and Linda, but he was already failing and the evening hasn’t even started yet.

“Oh boy, you should just learn to wait!” Jena smiled. “Want a story from my experience?”

“Sure mom.”

ageThanks for the tag @castielsmoon! <3

Rule:  Tag 9 people you want to get to know better.

1. How old are you?
18
2. What’s your current job?
I work at a restaurant called Cafe Zupas
3. What are you talented at?
I’m a pretty good artist. I can also sing and act.
4. What is a big goal you are working toward (or have already achieved)?
To have people actually want to be around me.
5. What’s your aesthetic?
I honestly have no idea.
6. Do you collect anything?
Does a bad reputation count?
7. What’s a topic you always talk about?
Fandoms, acting, singing. Pretty much anything.
8. What’s a pet peeve of yours?
Don’t. Tell. Me. How. To. Do. Something. I. Know. How. To. Do.
9. Good advice to give?
When in doubt, trust your gut.
10. What are three songs you’d recommend?

Don’t you worry child (I don’t remember who wrote it, sorry) :(

Defying Gravity - Wicked

Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

I tag: @not-a-l0sechester Tagging buddy! @castiel-knight-of-hell @jensen-jay @leviossah @icksie @keepingcalmisoverratedgoddamnit @agent-superwholockian @accio-shitpost @anythingstory

treeprince replied to your post: vriska shitting on jake at the end of act 6…

i think that says a lot then for the snapd8s, where that hurdle has apparently been jumped but yknow, behind the curtain, away from…the audience and such…but it would be nice to see the actual words written out in a dialoglog one last time

ugh yeah i definitely understand the point of the snapchat updates, and i appreciate seeing the characters finally getting their happy ending but i just want to see the process of hammering out the shit, like it’s the reason why the last dirk/dave log was so good because they sort out the shit

o|-<

my kingdom for a post-act 7 but pre snapd8 openbound style walkaround where you can talking to every (major) character, and also switch control characters so you can get a variety of how the characters interact with one another i just

W H I N E S

Change your shirt - Eric

A/N: Divergent imagine with Eric Coulter written from Reader’s P.O.V.
Warning: Swearing, mature content (kinda; there’s no actual smut)
Inspiration


„Are you ready to go, Y/N?” asked my boyfriend Eric through the bathroom door. There was an impatient tone in his voice, which meant nothing good, but I didn’t really care.
“Just give me a sec. I’ll do my hair and we can go.” I answered with a suppressed laughter. While Eric tried to look tough af 24/7, he was sweet enough to walk me to work every day. He acted like it’s no biggie - as if he didn’t actually care. However we both knew he liked it and wanted to do it. That day was a little different, because I was supposed to stand in front of the Leaders for weakly report about the ongoing Initiation, which unfortunately included a lot of shitty and boring paperwork.

When I was ready, I took one last glance at the mirror to make sure I looked presentable enough, than I stepped out of the bathroom.
“What do you think?” I asked as I walked over to the front door where I had prepared my killer heels (literally, they were killing my feet every time I had them, but they looked gorgeous, so…). I put them on and turned to face my boyfriend.
“You look great. But change your shirt.” He replied with a serious glance.
“Why?” I asked shocked and looked into the full-length mirror that stood next to the closet. It was a pretty black see-trough shirt with long sleeves and I looked fucking amazing in it. “You know, even though it’s made of chiffon, it’s incredibly comfortable. And it shows all of my tattoos.” I protested, looking closely at my reflection. After that I turned around to look Eric in the eye. “What do you not like about it?” I questioned.

He took my hands and pinned me to the wall next to the mirror. With a devilish grin he leaned close to my ear and whispered: “You know exactly what’s wrong with it. I don’t want all the Dauntless to see you like this, desire you like this, understood? You are mine.” His breath hit my neck and sent shivers down my spine. He dipped his head down to kiss and bite my neck, leaving a rather obvious mark on my skin. His hands roamed my body as I moaned his name repeatedly, not being able to resist his seduction skills. In minutes we were making out, breathing heavily into each other’s mouths.

“Eric, while I would love to continue, we both have a different place to be at. I’d just like to point that out.” I interrupted our messy kiss, my heartbeat extremely fast and loud. He was holding me up, my back pressed to the wall, legs wrapped around his hips.
“Damn it.” He cursed with a grin slowly spreading on his lips. “I was getting ready to ravish you. Oh well…” he said and let go of me. I stood in front of him, trying to fix my hair and smudged lipstick, when he leaned in once more. “Guess we have to wait for evening when we both finish our works to continue.” He breathed hotly onto my neck. “But you better change that shirt, or none of that’s gonna happen.” He bit my lower lip, than stepped away and walked to the door.

I went back to my closet and got dressed in a different shirt, aiming for less sexy style this time. When I walked over to him, he took a hold of me, tangling his fingers in my already messed up hair as he pressed his lips roughly to mine. I let myself look into Eric’s hungry eyes full of lust and desire. He was hot and possessive and a tease and goddamn, he was definitely going to be the death of me if he was going to continue doing this to me.

awesome-moni-sama  asked:

Dream

I’m making these posts smaller o_o

1: sexuality headcanon: Demisexual
2: otp: Drueberry
3: brotp: Him and Nightmare
4: notp: Him and Cross
5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Dream still tries to learn from his brother even though he’s evil, and this results in some hilarious situations
6: favorite line from this character: “can we stop acting like characters from the angsty half of this fandom?” sorry I wrote all of these XD
7: one way in which I relate to this character: We both want to make people happy
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: He’s always depicted as helpless, I feel like he should be stronger than that after all he’s been through
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?: Cinnamon roll -w-

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•[Rtte Week Day 7] : Free Day

•Hiccstrid’s evolution

•It’s been a moment since I wanted to talk about this ship.
This is a relationship I think that everyone is kinda envious with.
They know that they love each other but keep acting like best friends, caring about the other one dearly, have a complicity that only them can have.
It’s not only the fact that they are cute together that makes me love them, but the way that they are strong characters when they are alone, but even more strong when they are side to side.
Supporting, fighting, protecting each.
And mainly, as long as we are watching the show every season, we can’t help to feels attached to them.
Again, it’s only my thoughts about Hiccstrid so it’s an only opinion.

•ALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR OF THE AMAZING GIF, I OWN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!
( @lutavero @httydofdreamworks @the-toothless-daydream @graphrofberk