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Let It Go: Arrow 5x21 Review (Honor Thy Fathers)

See… this is what happens when I don’t pull all nighters. My life interferes with my ability to write insanely long reviews. Sorry for the wait my friends. Your patience is appreciated.

There comes a moment in every person’s life when you realize your life is your own, a separate entity beyond your parent’s expectations and dreams for you. You also see your parents for what they are… imperfect people just like you. There is freedom in these realizations and it is a crucial part of adulthood. As you grow older, your life is less and less defined by being what your parents leave behind. You begin to wonder what you will leave behind. You define a legacy for yourself. You learn how to live for yourself.

That is essentially the process both Oliver and Thea are going through in “Honor Thy Fathers” but because they are superheroes everything is on a super scale. Both Oliver and Thea faced their past tonight. They saw Robert Queen for who he really was and with those lessons came a certain peace. The past is no longer weighing them down. Both Thea and Oliver are free to look to the future.

Not quite sure what to do with a television show that gives me everything I’ve been waiting for on a narrative level. So… Imma gonna drink wine and throw confetti.

Originally posted by unemployedbuthappy

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Telltale final pt: A Peter Pevensie fic,

A/N: You know how I said in the previous chapters that it’s not explicit, just a bit racy? Well, this one’s explicit. :) Thanks to everyone following this! Everything’s below the “keep reading” line this time, as I knew explicit stuff isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.

Here’s the links to the previous chapters if you’re new.

Part 1  Part 2  Part 3

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Playing House

Originally posted by cindyctw75

Intro: So I wrote this one out of the blue the other day when I was inspired by a prompt kinda thing that read: “I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”  - so that is where this came from.  

This is also for @trekken81 who wanted a fluffy Bones story so this is as fluffy as it gets I think haha

Oh and this has a little bit of the Bones Headcanon: where Bones takes his date’s pulse to know if they like him - this is the fic I was writing where I got the idea, and it’s in there a little, but I want to write a fic where that is kinda the main focus.  Eventually…

ALSO: Sorry peeps but there will be no Messy p.t. 2 on Sunday because finals are kicking my ass and the only reason I am posting this is because I had it already done and haven’t posted in a while.  Sorry y’all. 

Pairing: Bones x reader

Word Count: 1,903

Summary: You are playing house with Bones, Jim, and Joanna McCoy.  Fluff ensues.  

-Enjoy!-

“Okay.  You can play daddy, and Auntie Y/N can play mommy!" 

You locked eyes with Bones as his daughter assigned the different roles, and he rolled his eyes and shrugged at you. 

"And Uncle Jim can be my doggie!” Jo squealed and hopped over to Jim who had an incredulous look on his face. 

“Awww, Jo, why do I have to be the doggie?  Why can’t your daddy or Y/N be the doggie?” Jim whined, and you held back a snicker. 

“Because your hair is fluffy and Auntie Y/N and daddy are gonna get married.” Jo said matter-of-factly, leaving Jim with his jaw dropped. 

“Uh, peanut?” Bones started, giving you a side-glance as he grabbing his daughter’s wrist to get her attention, “Auntie Y/N and I aren’t getting married." 

Jo looked very seriously into her daddy’s eyes, crossing her little arms over her chest, "Well I say you are.  And you said this is my game, didn’t you, daddy?" 

Bones looked flabbergasted at his little girl, and you couldn’t help but grin at the helpless look on his face.

"Why yes I did, Jo-bean.” Bones sat back on his heels, “I guess it’s alright if we get married in the game.”

“No, in real life too!” Jo assured, leaving all three of you speechless as she quickly began setting out toys and blabbering on about the game of house you were going to play.  It was all very elaborate. 

You caught Bones’ eye and gave him a quick grin, hoping beyond hope that your cheeks weren’t as red as his were.  

“Okay, daddy, you are leaving for work now, give me and Auntie Y/N a hug.” Jo commanded and Bones shuffled on his knees over to you, giving you and Jo a quick hug, then turning and shuffling over to Jim, giving him a pat on his head with a smirk. 

“Have fun at school!” Jo called, to Bones as he was knee shuffling out the ‘door’. 

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It’s fair to say that Lup cares, and Taako calculates.

Lup cares, sometimes so much that the feeling comes from her in flames. It’s a wild kind of caring, with overwhelming passion that can hurt to touch, that will absolutely burn and wound anyone who threatens someone she cares about. It’s the kind of caring that leaves no room for the compromise of ideals. She knows what is right, and what is important. She will fight an impossible enemy with no regard for the impossibility of its defeat. She will fight those she loves if it means saving them from darkness in their own minds. 

Taako calculates. Taako hangs back, and observes. Survival (and sometimes just a good joke) are all in the timing, in collecting information and holding it close until the most benefit can be gleaned. It seems clever, it seems cold, but whatever it seems - it works. What is important is living, what is right is often up for debate. It’s ideal if the situation works itself out with no input from him, but if it does not, he and those he cares about will survive. Regrets are for later, when there is time. Regrets are so small in comparison to the horrific possibility of being alone, of failing in a way that is impossible to fix. 

It’s fair to say that they learn from each other.

Lup calculates. Lup knows the right words to say to break the ice, Lup knows how to wait for the right moment to strike. Lup observes. Lup’s calculations are not always elegant, but they are effective. Lup has resolved untold arguments and accidental offenses with a well-timed comment - or a tirade, if the situation requires it.

Taako cares. Taako cares in awkward, unsteady steps, in little ways. Taako’s concern is a quiet and subtle thing; it’s easy to miss, easy not to notice until it has become established routine. Taako does not trust easily, but his trust is not an impossible goal. Taako makes barbed remarks with genuine advice, and cooks late at night when one or all of them can’t sleep.

Shit That Happened Freshman Year of College

I keep forgetting to post this, so here it is, my list of weird stuff from my first year at college, about six weeks late.

  • that kid who longboarded past me at like 7pm in a powdered wig (like, full-on George Washington style)
  • “Do you think Texas Roadhouse is open this early?” overheard in the dining hall at 8:30am
  • apple juice is second only to coffee in the hierarchy of drinks in the dining hall bc the orange juice tastes like shit
  • fire drill at 9pm the week before finals with 2 inches of snow outside and i was unable to put my shoes on in time, all because some asshole set off the alarm while smoking a joint
  • an impossible amount of guitar picks in improbable places throughout the first semester, including in my sock drawer at home, 4 hours away from my school
  • that time my roommate thought i had a GIANT container of cocaine but it was just lemonade mix (pretty sure she was three seconds from calling the cops on me)
  • that time the roommate’s boyfriend went back to his room after spending the night in our room and found half of his hall barricaded in his room bc one of the others had found a BB gun the night before and was without mercy
  • actually just anything involving The Bastards of A Wing (you’re welcome to ask for more specific stories, there’s a lot of them)
  • this conversation i had with a violinist
    • “You know, I’ve done the math, and I’m pretty sure that if i get hired by a strip club in Denver, I could probably make back my tuition twice over before the semester is finished.”
    • “That’s nearly a five hour drive one way, though.”
    • “Yeah, but the only other town big enough to have a semi-classy strip club is Salt Lake City, and I don’t think Mormons really go for that kind of thing.”
  • using face paint to do a very quick FAHC!Ryan cosplay for Halloween and accidentally making a little girl cry
  • the time i came back to my room, fully aware that my roommate and her boyfriend had had sex earlier, and when I walked in she gave me a shit-eating grin and said “guess who got something sticky all over the ceiling?” I almost turned around and left without another word, intending on spending the night in the library or something, but then he yells “I DROPPED MY SODA AND IT EXPLODED SHE’S TAKING IT OUT OF CONTEXT”
  • “Quantum Physics and Accounting are the only classes where you’ll truly get your mind blown.” some guy in my accounting 201 class
  • “Oh, by the way, Wyatt broke his phone on his nipple last night.” The next ten minutes were spent curled up on the floor in helpless laughter.
  • #musicmajors
    • “I bet i could pick you up.”
    • “Yeah, but can you pick up my tuba at the same time?”
  • the orchestra director doing Ricky Ricardo impressions when he got annoyed with the orchestra and we “made his Spanish come out”
  • this conversation I had with my friend in the middle of a restaurant
    • “Hey, do you like Nipplese food?”
    • “… do you mean Nepalese?”
    • “… oh. Yeah.”
  • [muffled Mexican rap music]
  • “I’m just a chocolate seller in Ireland! I don’t know how the Indian market works!” my marketing professor in an example i no longer remember the context of
  • that time someone yelled “do a barrel roll!” at a guy riding his bike down stone steps
  • [in heavy country accents] overheard while walking past the science building
    • “Pull that pin, Josh!”
    • “I did, gosh!”
    • “Alright, well, not good enough.”
  • the fucking school-approved stampede of actual cattle through the middle of campus on a Thursday morning
  • “[gentle gasp] The Property Brothers!” overheard in line in the dining hall, when they weren’t even playing on any of the TVs around?
  • [muffled shouting from the class next door] “NO, NO, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE HORSE INDUSTRY!”
  • overheard while walking to breakfast on a Friday morning
    • “Wow, you guys are up early.”
    • “We didn’t sleep.”
    • “Hey, same!”
  • that theater teacher who wore a kilt every day regardless of weather or wind speed
  • overheard between two extremely buff dudes while walking to class
    • “This is a Mighty Ducks jersey, man! It might be the most valuable thing in my closet!”
    • Might be? Motherfucker, it is!”
  • old lady ghost erotica
  • sheep on the quad. Why is there so much livestock on this campus?
  • “If you’re wearing a bandana, you’re at risk of being shot with a water gun.” overheard while entering the English building on a Tuesday morning
  • “Yeah, well, we don’t have a time machine to go back and see what happened, okay? The fact of the matter is, the Vietnamese kicked our collective asses.” overheard while waiting in line at the dining hall

honestly there was a lot more but I just didn’t write down some and this list is long enough already

SVT Super Powers; Vernon

Originally posted by vernon---baby

this was probably the easiest gif choice i had to make wow 

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-this little bitch makes me feel things and im upsET HALF THE TIME CAUSE THE UK WAS SLEPT ON WHEN IT CAME TO THE DIAMOND EDGE TOUR

-also someone link me to the fuckin video this gif was made from

-ANYWAYS THATS ME WEE RAMBLE DONE

-this is vernon 

-he kills me everyday

-stopit

-he has the power to manipulate ice!!

-when he lived in new york it used to snow all the time!!

-so when he went outside he accidentally ate a snowflake after his dad told him not to 

-and he just 

-gained powers

-the next day he woke up and his eyes had snowflakes inside them

-his parents thought he was ill

-but no

-he’s now a magical boy

-wannamakeacontract/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

-anyways his little sister sophia was so amuse by his new powers!

-every time the bby sneezed little snowflakes would just shoot out of his nose

-his mum and dad laughed a little 

-”isn’t that unhygenic though?? they went all over the floor!!”

-”at least it’s not snot”

-”…..you have a point”

-and like seungcheol and minghao 

-there was a kid he didn’t like

-the feeling was mutual actually

-so one time when he wasn’t looking he just pelted a snowball at him in the class

-he was so confused

-hansol got sent home that day

-”you used the power didn’t you?”

-”yes mom..”

-”did you apologise?”

-”yeah…”

-”where did you hit the boy?”

-”on the back of the head…”

-”that’s my boy

-”doN’T ENCOURAGE HIM”

-when he was 5 his family moved to hongdae y’all know the story

-and when it came to winter he was upset cause it hardly snowed

-so he decided to make a little snow flurry for him and his little sister outside the apartment in the park

-it was so cute

-the park was deserted because it was cold

-but it so pure

-you know who else is pure?

-you

-you had to live with no snow for the longest time 

-like all your life

-you didn’t know what a snowfall was like

-until you heard that a new family moved in upstairs

-your mum introduced you to the family

-the little girl was really nice

-and the parents were too!!

-but there was something about the boy

-he was shy

-but his eyes were so beautiful

-so you being the nice kid

-you complimented them

-”your eyes are pretty….it’s like a snowglobe!”

-the little sister agreed 

-and the boy smiled

-”i’m y/n! what’s your name?”

-”vernon.”

-”nice to meet you! you’re welcome to play if you like!”

-”thanks….”

-you two started out as friends

-you went round to his house quite a lot

-you two played with Sophia too

-your favourite game to play with him was like this ice kingdom game

-he was the ice king and you were the ice queen 

-it was even more magical when he actually made snowflakes appear 

-but you thought it was a toy

-he actually told you before you left his house one time

-”y/n you’re always my ice princess.”

-”you’ll always be the ice king to me vernon.”

-and just out of the blue he kiSSED YOUR CHEEK LIKE AWWWW

-you know what this means

-he’s got a

-you know what you know the

-HES GOT A CRUSH ON YOU AWWWWWWW

-aw that’s cute but we know

-your seven year old self was so happY CAUSE YOU KNEW HE LIKED YOU AND YOU LIKED HIM BACK

-you just wanted to wait until you told him you like him back

-but……….

-the chances to tell him became slim

-as the winters came and gone you two started to separate 

-he didn’t seem interested in being your ice king anymore

-which was sad

-since you two were older and attended different schools which made it harder to see each other after and before school

-even if you two did meet it was always in the elevator

-it still felt like there was this massive block of ice between you

-there was no interactions

-nothing

-but you happened to notice one thing

-every time you saw him

-he would be balancing a small snowflake on his finger

-and there would be a flurry of snow left in the lift

-and you’re thinking

-”bUT iT nEvEr SNowS??! WHATS GOING ON?!”

-but you just shrugged and said to yourself that it was probably just that toy he used to make the….

-there was no toy

-everything made sense

-the snow in the elevator

-the snowflakes he balances

-the snowflakes in his eyes

-the lack of the snow toy that produced the snowflakes

-that wasn’t there

-he was actually making them himself

-he….was magical

-just like his eyes

-but this didn’t explain why he wasn’t your friend anymore

-maybe he was scared

-okay he was scared

-he was scared that you grew up because of school 

-and he was kind of scared that you……you’ll find out why now im not going to spoil the angst show that’s about to erupt–

-i said too much

-OOPS

-anyways

-one winter day while looking outside on your balcony and you just see vernon in the park coming home from school

-so you make the excuse of going outside to do some errands

-like picking up milk and stuff

-so you go outside in your jacket and you just take a slow walk outside

-to the park

-where vernon is just under a tree

-and

-it just seems like theres a multitude of snowflakes falling from the tree 

-but no it was actually vernon making the snowflakes

-you were…..shocked

-you were right it was vernon making the snow

-”vernon….?”

-he turned around and saw you

-as you looked at him with his hand out making the snow

-he stopped and so did the snowflakes

-”you were making the snowflakes all this time…weren’t you?”

-”i…i just missed seeing the snow…and i knew you had never seen snow in real life..i just wanted to make you happy….”

-”then why did you stop seeing me? i missed playing the ice game with you. i missed seeing that smile….you just seem so distant…it’s like you don’t even know me anymore….it just breaks my heart sometimes when i see you.”

-”i was scared!”

-”of what?”

-”i-it’s just….if you found out that it was me doing the snowflakes…….you would be scared…because i have snowglobe eyes…and i can produce the coldest thing known to man…i didn’t have the courage to talk to you because….”

-”because of what…?”

-”because….i like you too much!”

-you kind of fall back a little

-you knew it 

-but the truth…

-it hurt

-a lot

-”vernon…”

-”i like you too much to lose you….i just want you to..”

-”vernon i like you too. i liked you ever since you gave me that kiss on the cheek when were little and my heart had never changed.”

-you could feel tears swelling up in your eyes

-fuck

-he was…taken back a little

-just like you were 

-just suddenly out of nowhere

-he just hugs you

-like

-even in the cold weather

-the warmth from his heart kept you warm

-and somehow that large ice block that separating you two

-just melted

-you were so happy

-cause you finally had him back

-but…..

-you couldn’t help but to notice

-something cold touching your head

-you look up 

-snow

-you two were so happy in that moment 

-a gentle kiss was placed on your forehead just to seal the deal between you two


-“vernon what’s an ig? and why is it written on the wall?

-“oh it’s a house without a loo.”

-”oh my gosh that was a good one.”

Brave Enough to be Happy

Well, it’s 11:19 at night on a Thursday. This is 3,654 words long, it’s a Captain Underpants fic, and I’m crying.

Take that as you will.

This is my half of the trade with @crispcomet who for me illustrated the last bit of ch 6 from It’s Hard and it is the CUTEST SMOOCH I’VE EVER SEEN. Look- go look- do yourself a favor and look.

And to note- Baron von Berry Redberry is a real cereal from the 1970′s. Yes, I did check. (Also it’s a guy in a plane and his ‘arch rival’ was Sir Grapefellow who also flew a plane and look, your wiser to the world now. You’re welcome)


      Benjamin gripped the edge of the sink, staring into the mirror and watching his own eye twitch as he quietly whispered to himself, “Come on, come on, come on.”

      He could do this.

      Or, rather, in theory he could do this, but there were a lot of things that only worked in theory alone; quantum theory, string theory, the theory of relativity, so many things yet to be proven and yet held near and dear as though infallible. He wouldn’t pretend to understand any of it, or this, least of all this, but he could make a couple of well-informed guesses.

      If Captain Underpants could fly, and he was Captain Underpants, then by all reason, he too, as Benjamin Krupp, should be able to fly.

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I nominate Hanna Marin for Outstanding Heterosexual of the Year:

  • remember that time she fought with Mona and said, in all seriousness, “I think we just broke up.”
  • remember how Mona told her “I really did love you once.” also “To think, we almost had our first kiss.” (implying she’s aware of how incredibly gay their relationship is enough to poke fun at it her damn self)
  • remember how she asked Emily to be her date to a thing
  • how she ended up spying on Shana and Paige at a lesbian club while flirting and dancing with other girls
  • initially just hated Shana because and I fucking quote, “She flirts with everyone but me.”
  • accidentally came out to her (very very accepting) mom

  • Mona’s entire motivation for a time was revenge because the liars ‘took Hanna away from her’
  • always a little more interested Emily’s sexuality than the other girls (asking her type, random inquiries, etc)
  • remember when Hanna was secretly seeing Mona in Radley
  • remember when she flashed back to holding hands with Mona and drawing the whole school’s attention and then asking Emily about coming out?
  • basically her entire relationship with Mona
  • and her 'married’ bickering thing with Emily
  • her general tendency to react like an angry jealous girlfriend when she’s mad at Spencer

lilhex  asked:

Ship thing for Remus/Tonks! :)

Whee! :D

  • Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa Tonks, obviously.
  • Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them Well, Tonks. :D I imagine Remus once came to visit her at the Auror headquarters before they started dating, saw her desk and had a mild freakout.
  • Who starts the tickle fights Remus.
  • Who starts the pillow fights Tonks.
  • Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile Remus. He can’t believe his luck. Especially after Teddy is born.
  • Who mistakes salt for sugar Tonks.
  • Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning …Tonks. And she *would* own a microwave.
  • Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines Remus. They are terrible and hilarious.
  • Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order Remus.
  • Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies Remus. And he might growl at you if you try to take it from him. Tonks finds it adorable (and a little sexy).
  • Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion Tonks. They’re pink and scented. Remus sneezes for 20 minutes straight.
  • Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen Tonks. She’s rather artistic, actually.
  • Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation Tonks. From every tiny village she’s been on Auror duty in.
  • Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines Tonks, of course.
funny story

when I was in the 5th grade, i accidentally started a manhunt.

i would leave little notes to my friend at the end of the day so he’d find them first thing in the morning. problem is, he didn’t know i was only doing it as a joke. for example, one of the notes said “i’m coming to your house”, and i was going to be going home with him that next day. he knew my handwriting and, understandably, freaked out a bit. when my teacher confronted me, i panicked and said a boy named John Smitherson came up to me and told me to write those, and that he was moving today so don’t bother going after him. obviously, the police went after him. i sent the police looking across the tri state area looking for a kid that didn’t exist.
oops.

Kinda fits in the both F-Management and F-Customer category.
The policy at my former place of employment made the programming of the registers so that you couldn’t cancel items in the order other than the last thing scanned.
So, I used to work for a nationally recognized company that our former PM accidentally gave a bit of free press, and one day this woman came through with a trolley FULL of stuff.
I start scanning and get final total comes to a little over $200. She’s immediately aggravated, we were a cheap store after all, and so she decides to go through the stuff to find the things she doesn’t need. At this point, it’s apparent her kids all packed the trolley, that we don’t provide for a reason.

So, I need to get my Team Leader to help me void the things she didn’t want and the entire time we’re going through, she’s judging us for my needing a member of management to secure potential losses.
We go through and cut her order to about $160 before she pays and storms out.

A few weeks later, I get called to the manager’s office. The Store Manager, 2IC and Team Leader are all in there and I get told I need to sign a disciplinary notice. I ask what for and I’m told that on one transaction a few weeks prior, I voided nearly a dozen items. I look to the Team Leader and she goes, “Yeah, there was that woman who cut down that order, remember?”
The Manager and 2IC both look to her and roll their eyes.

TL:DR
I got in trouble for doing what a customer asked under managerial supervision.

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ok so it’s been awhile svtfoe im so sorry

but anyways this is for a little au i came up with where star accidentally turned marco into a girl when they first met, which marco ended up rolling with it and so many things changed for him, like jeremy being a kiss up to him instead of a total but and then.. tom

but during the blood moon ball, when marco comes to karate chop tom, he ends up being like “woah who’s that?? she’s so cute..” and asks her to the dance, but then star is like “what?! what’s going on?” then tom snaps to his senses and is like “oops sorry well, you can ring this bell to come, but if you could, you should so bring your friend over there.”

so thats a thing i might comic out later if i have the motivation

and i’ll figure out the rest later yes

but the last picture is literally just genderbent marco going to saint olga’s school for wayward princes i guess

anonymous asked:

Hi! Could I request a Ikon reaction/scenario (whatever format u prefer 😊) to them confessing to their friend? - like if they would plan everything or if they would just randomly say it or would it be when they're drunk - like the situation and what would they say! *sorry if it's too specific!* really like ur blog 💕 thank u 🌼

I never realized how long these ones could be and I accidentally made mini scenarios but oh well :,) And I swear I wasn’t being biased towards anyone, I worked from top to bottom all day so the length of every member became longer as I got closer and closer to the maknaes :,( – As usual, I hope you enjoy :D - Erikah<3

Jinhwan is a romantic, honestly. But he’s a pretty casual guy. He would plan his confession for sure, but it would be a simple one. It a night where all the boys are out somewhere and you just happened to be free that night. Of course, he would invite you over to the dorms to eat some ramen and watch a drama series with him. How could you say no? Of course, you come over comfortable and ready to sit on the floor. As the drama started, you noticed that it was your favorite romantic comedy where it got steamy at times. It sometimes even made you flustered just watching it. How did he know it was your favorite drama? Who even knew that you watched this? As you turned to ask him, he was staring at you with a small smile starting to pull on the corner of his lips. “How did I know?” *nod* “Well, if I recall correctly, a little birdie told me that you had a crush on me. But wanna know what else?” “What is it?” “I like you too, ____.” The expression on your face said it all. You were a blushing mess, covering yourself up from him as he chuckled and reached over to remove your hands from over your face. And there it was, he gave you a simple kiss on the lips. As much as you wanted to pull away, you lingered longer. And soon enough, you felt his hands travel to your waist, wrapping his arms around you as he pulled away. “So, how about we reenact the scenes from the drama hm?” oh my god i’m so inlove with this concept tho so simple and ifalwirhbvfqherjb

Yunhyeong strikes to me as an unusual confessor. He would try to find all the unique and kinda weird ways to confess his crush on you. He was 100% ecstatic to find that you felt the same way about him. And so, the way he confessed to you was time consuming, but it was all worth it. It was maybe about ten days before your birthday and everyday leading up to your birthday, there was a random bouquet of flowers along with a card that said a sweet poem on it (things like the “roses are red, violets are blue. even if it’s winter, these flowers bloom beautifully like you” sappy shit). The card would even countdown on the days to your birthday at the top, but it would never have a name on it. But on the day of your actual birthday, there was no bouquet but card that gave you a location for your birthday dinner. It wasn’t a place you recognized as you searched it up. So instead, you went off to the restaurant. It seemed so pricey and expensive, who is even able to afford all of this for you? It’s your special day after all, as one would say. But you noticed that the mysterious person wasn’t there as you gave a name to a hostess who didn’t recognize the name in the reservations, but offered to reserve a table. The person left a phone number on the card, recognizing that this was Yunhyeong’s phone. And so, you called the number, tapping your foot as you waited for the line to connect. Just as it connected, Yunhyeong came through the door, a bouquet in hand with his other holding the phone close to his ear. He was smiling widely at you and as he held the phone close to his ear. “Hey ____?” “Huh?” “I really like you.” And to say the least, that was the best birthday ever.

Bobby is the type to just say it when he feels it’s right. The mood doesn’t have to be romantic or “perfect”, but when it’s the right timing. After a long and absolutely horrid day at work/school, you just wanted to stay home and rest up trying not to write an angry email, worst Friday ever. However, Jiwon wanted to change that. It was starting to get dark that day, but you got comfortable and walked over to meet him at a random corner of the park. You two started to just take a walk, talking about the day you’ve had and why it sucked. It eventually went off to going to convenience stores and snacking on whatever you bought to walking in the streets of the city, screaming and having fun like you were back in high school. By the time the fun started dying out, it was late, maybe 4 am. You took a train home, and luckily there was no one else in the car with you. You were half asleep on the ride home trying not to fall asleep on the bench, seeing as Jiwon is still clearly awake. He wasn’t trying to keep you awake at all, instead holding you up against his shoulder so you wouldn’t bang your head against the glass. He wouldn’t even hesitate to compliment how pretty you looked falling asleep. “____, how dare you look so beautiful.” “What do you mean…” “You being half asleep is the cutest thing in the world.” “So am I not cute when I’m not half-asleep?” “You’re more than just cute, ____. You’re smart too. And pretty hot.” “Jiwon!” He would only chuckle, giving you a kiss on the temple of your head. “I really like you so much, ____. You know that?” OK I MADE THIS MORE INTO A DATE THING THAN CONFESSION BUT OH WELL KIM JIWON 

Hanbin is the type to have it all planned out and delicately placed, until he got drunk off his ass one night. He has this perfect and romantic confession for you that would have you blown off your own two feet. And then he saw you with a guy on the streets, holding his hand and giving him so much affection. Now don’t get me wrong, he isn’t the person who drinks his problems away. It just happens to be that on the night out with the boys, there was alcohol and one thing happened after another and there you are, carrying him to your apartment alone while everyone else was having fun. Not that you didn’t mind carrying him home, but it didn’t help your case that he was swearing someone off while mumbling. Finally in your living room, you dropped him onto the couch and got up to wash up and get ready for bed. But Hanbin’s grip on your waist didn’t let up, he kept you tight around him. “Hanbin, I need to pee.” “I don’t care, I won’t let you go~” “You will if I call the police.” “Yeah right, jagi~” “What?” “Wait, ____. We’re not even together yet!” He at the time would drunkenly confess to you, how jealous of how close you are to that guy on the street earlier, and soon enough he passed out on your couch. The next morning, he had a painful hangover and attempted to go home before he saw you. Until you came into the living room and took care of him. “So, you accidentally confessed while drunk last night.” “What? No! This wasn’t how it was supposed to go! I had everything planned out!” “Calm down, you might give yourself another headache.” “Yah yah, whatever…” He would let you do your thing, sitting in silence. It became a little awkward as there was no noises, except for the A/C that would try to break the silence. He finally spoke up as you finished up. “Listen, ____. I really like you. I didn’t mean to tell you all those things last night. Do you still like me even after seeing me that way?” “Do you think I would be doing this if I didn’t like you? Of course I do! I was only waiting for you to say that you felt the same.”

Donghyuk is also another accidental confessor. Only because you were being sneaky as hell. He did have a big fat crush on you. He liked you alot. But he didn’t plan to confess to you or anything, he just thought that he wouldn’t have any chance on asking you out. Your favorite hobby to do with him was watching movies until the crack of dawn. He invited you over to the dorm to watch a couple movies with him since he hasn’t seen them in awhile. And who were you to say no? Movie marathons were the best with him since he gave the best cuddles and made the best movie snacks. As usual, you went off into the dorms in the most comfortable outfit in your whole closet and sat on the couch next to him as he started up the discs. The movies would be romcom or horror to drama and indie. And the final one he set up was your favorite romantic-comedy indie movie, something like Juno. You wanted to stay up and watch it for the upteenth time, yet you fell asleep with his arms wrapped around your waist as you laid your body ontop of his. He didn’t realize you two were in the position until the movie started to roll up it’s ending credits. But he didn’t pull away, instead he sunk into the comfortable position and held you even tighter. He started to even talk to himself. “Gosh ____. Why do you do this to me? Why are you so pretty. I wish you can see me he way I see you. Argh, I like you so much… Why is it so hard to even tell you that.” “Well you just said it.” “Huh?! You were awake?” He thought he was alone, he didn’t realize that you were awake this whole time. Then suddenly it would sink in that he was unintentionally confessing to you, making him go into a bit of a panic. “You must’ve heard me…” “Yeah, I did.” “I had to sound like a lovesick idiot. I didn’t mean for it to go that direction.” “If you think you sound like an idiot, you should hear me talk about you. And you wanna know something?” “What is it,” he asked with a small smile tugging at his lips, desperate to match the happy and sheepish expression on your face. “I like you too, Donghyuk. Alot.” Watching Juno or The Perks of Being A Wallflower with Donghyuk would be amazing as he held me ugh i’m in love

Junhoe is someone to plan out a date, but he didn’t plan to confess his crush on you. It’s kinda hard for him to show off his feelings, he’s just that way. Which is why his confession is difficult for him to get out. Junhoe really likes you, he just really struggles to find the words for it. And so, he proposed an idea that you two drive out to the woods and just sit and look at the stars (let’s pretend he knows how to drive ok calm tf down). The drive was pretty quiet on his end, but he loved hearing you talk about your day. He loved the sound of your voice and how you emphasized words to make your point. He found it adorable. Once finding the spot in the woods where there was a clearing, he parked the car in the center, helping you get out of the car before he sat on the hood. But not before turning the stereo and playing a CD he made the night before. It was compiled with all your favorite love songs, a couple of his own, and some slow edm/vaporwave-ish kind of music. Sitting on the hood of course you observed the stars that sprinkled the dark blue sky and the moon that hid behind the tall tree tops. It was so dark, but at the same time was illuminated. But the night would not be complete if there wasn’t an intellectual conversation about the moon or why we contemplate existence. Everything was so perfect to him, but atlast. You started falling sleep on the hood as the deep, thumping bass and calm melody and harmonies lulled you to sleep. Junhoe had no choice but to carry you into the car himself, buckling you up and shutting the door so he could drive you home. All he was left with was the CD and your soft snoring sounds. He admired you in your sleep. He thought you were so beautiful. As he pulled up into the drive way of your house, he turned to look at you, still peaceful in your sleep. But it didn’t take long for you to wake up as he shook you and told you to get up. And as you woke, you realized his face was so close to yours, his hand grabbing gently at your shoulder with his breath brushing down your neck. He looked so perfect just staring at you. But even what happened next surprised you and him both. Your lips touched, and you lingered longer there as the music played throughout the speakers of the car softly. The only time he pulled away was just to say, “Why am I so in love with you? I like you so much, ____…” so hella detailed and shit i’m weak for this 2000 highschool movie concept it fits him so well for me idk what this is

Chanwoo is a shy boy and is most likely not much of the romantic type. He knows nothing of seducing or anything like that, especially to his crush who is his best friend. But he does have his own charms, and that’s what makes his confession so special. He would probably go to the park and just lay there as he thought intellectually. Like what would happen if he just man up and confessed to you. Or what would life be like if he didn’t and let you be with another person. He was deep in his own world that he wouldn’t even notice you rolling under the tree with him, poking at him and giving him a wide smile. When he did notice, he would be pretty shocked. “Oh my god! _____, when did you get here?” “Question is, why are you here? Shouldn’t you be with the boys?” “Why, can’t a guy just go to the park and relax?” “Not if the guy was as tall as that tree.” He would take this time to talk to you, what were you up to, what assignments you finished up at work/school, what was the latest topic of drama and gossip. After all, he wanted to know that you were doing ok and you were fine and well. But as he listened, his own thoughts over powered your voice. As he got absorbed in his own world, you noticed and tried to get his attention. Everything from playful nicknames to pokes on his arm or stomach. “Yah! Jung Chanwoo, you still there?” “…Huh?” “What’s up with you? You seem to be bothered by something.” “It’s nothing, I promise.” “The ‘I promise’ doesn’t sound promising. C’mon, I won’t judge you for anything. I’m your best friend for a reason” He wouldn’t even know what to do in this situation, he would just bite his lip in hopes that you didn’t notice anything. Now that you saw him nervous, he can’t hide it anymore. He saw this as a chance of now or never. “Well… I was thinking about you.” “… Keep going?” “_____, I think I’m in love with you?” Your eyes widened. You couldn’t say anything or even move from your spot on the grass. “I knew I shouldn’t have said anything.” “How come I didn’t know?” “Well,think about it this way. Would you tell your crush you liked them?” “I would now that he’s made the first move.” “…Huh?” “You idiot, I like you too. I always have. I mean, isn’t it pretty obvious?” “Not really, you’re pretty expressionless~” “And you say you like me, hehe~” Of course, even if he was your crush, the best friend vibe was still there. But what made it the best feeling in the world is that he liked you as much as you liked him. If love was a drug and this is what it felt like, you would be stuck on it. THIS ONE IS SO LONG SO MUCH DIALOGUE HOLY SHIT

Light in the Dark

I totally didn’t stay up till two writing Sabezra angst…I don’t know what you are talking about….haha *flops*

So, I kind of wanted to write, and then I just got a spark of inspiration and well, this is the result. It’s a sequel to “Distant”, which is from @meldy-arts’ future AU. It’s not really what that one person requested…but it was really fun to write. All the feels, and I kind of accidentally threw in a funny reference to this post as well….xD

Anyways, this was fun to write even if I did stay up a little too late writing it haha *rolls away listening to “Runnin’ Home to You” because it came on and I decided to use a lyric from it because reasons*

Fic below the cut (hope y’all like it!)

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An Open Letter to Reality Number Three

by reddit user Cymoril_Melnibone

Everything was perfect

My parents had a happy, stable marriage, and I was planned almost down to the day of my arrival. My mother wanted to have her baby in June, so that the joys of birthdays and Christmas would be spread evenly through the year.
She was always thinking about what would be best for me.

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Sketchy comic I did. It’s Junkrat and Roadhog’s daughter and she just lost her tooth (she’s a wild child, but this was the normal kind of losing your tooth; she’s five).

I like to think Junkrat would be a sort protective dad and worry about every little thing (not that Roadhog wouldn’t be but he’d be the voice of reason for the most part) Tbh, if my kid came to me with blood dripping out of their mouth, I’d cry too.

thecrowmaiden  asked:

Little Shop of Horrors?

never seen | want to see | the worst | bad | whatever | not my thing | good | great | favorite | masterpiece

SOMEHOW i didnt see this movie until this year but god i love it. i love it. i really love horror musicals + horror comedies so, obviously i loved it. rick moranis is a TERRIBLE singer and i love it. i love this film also with the knowledge that if it came out this year seymour would be the new tumblr softboy. i actually accidentally watched the scrapped ending before the actual one? so i thought that like seymour and audrey died n all that. watching the actual ending was an accident altho a pleasant one. anyway its a great movie w a good soundtrack and i love seymour obviously

ask me about a film and ill rate it

The Beginning // BTS’ Jungkook

Inspired by One Ok Rock’s song of the same title.

Fluff, romance.
Word Count: 3.7k.


A stick of charcoal, that was all he had been looking for.

And perhaps some archival ink, too, if the clock so permitted. As a third year fine arts major, Jungkook had developed the habit of passing time between lectures in empty art classrooms, taking advantage of its abundance of materials to paint or sketch or whatever he was in the mood for. That day it just so happened that he fancied the idea of smudge work- a forest silhouette, or the twisting labyrinth of an underground city, he wasn’t sure. He supposed he would figure out the details once he had the charcoal in hand.

He only had an hour to spare before his next class, however. As he opened the door to the supply cupboard, he decided to forgo the ink and begin directly with the smudging. Just a bit of charcoal, nothing more and nothing less. He had visited this room enough times to know that it would be in a tin underneath the pastel sticks.

Instead, what he found was you: a slight figure nestled among the cans of acrylic paint, arms hugging knees and head resting against the back of the closet. Oh, and there’s the tin next to your left foot- wait, what?

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Summertime Slick Collection I

I decided to make a master post of all the works i have done so far for the Summertime Slick fest, because 10 was a nice place to start. Thank you again to the @hannigram-a-b-o-library for making the event possible :D

Day 1: Werewolf - Alpha x Alpha Hannigram; A wendigo Hannibal finds some interesting company while on a hunt under the full moon.

Day 2: New Kink - Omega Hannibal x Alpha Will Post TWOL;  After the fall, Hannibal and Will must learn to deal with each other. Only Hannibal seems to be a little more interested in staring at Will’s beard

Day 3: Scenting - Omega Will x Alpha Hannibal;  Everyone but Will, keeps noticing Hannibal scenting the poor omega.

Day 4: Trope Tuesday - Omega Will x Alpha Hannibal, Omega Adam Rake x Alpha Nigel, Mad Max au;  In the wastelands, there is no such thing as finding love, the only love you’ll find is death.

Day 5: True Mates - Omega Nigel x Alpha Adam; You know the phrase, ‘God doesn’t make mistakes’, well that is a load of piled up shit, freshly served on a silver platter. Because God definitely makes mistakes, for example, Nigel was born to be an aggressive, and fierce alpha, instead he came out to be an omega.

Day 6: Psychic Bond - Alpha One-Eye x Omega Cal; Sometimes when summon a great old eldritch monster, you just have to ask yourself, “WHY DIDN’T I READ THE GODDAMN WARNING SIGNS!?”

Day 7: Surprise Heat - Alpha Le Chiffre x Omega Buddy Wittenborn; During a high staked poker games, things start to heat up a little, when someones omega goes into heat.

Day 8: Accidental Bonding - Alpha Hannibal x Omega Will; When the Greek God Zeus accidentally misses a shot in one of his little fits, things get a little…interesting.

Day 9: Reference to Knotting - Omega Hannibal x Alpha Will; When Hannibal get’s invited to Mason Verger’s dinner he knows there’s something a little off about the invitation. 

Day 10: Popsicle - Alpha Nigel x Adam, Alpha Hannibal x Omega Will, Supernatural Au; “Nigel, it’s the end of the wolrd, and you want to spend your afternoon sitting on a park bench, eating popsicle’s?”    

This is all I have so far, but in time I will have the rest of the day’s complete I am just a little slow at the moment!

調査兵団マフラー事件
Kaji Yuuki,Kamiya Hiroshi,Ishikawa Yui,Inoue Marina,Taniyama Kishou etc.
調査兵団マフラー事件

Hey,I translated some other conversations from the Shingeki No Kyojin Gag Drama CD. Please, note that since English it’s not my native language, the translation  may contain some grammar/expression mistakes.I’m really sorry for that,and I hope that despite of this you will understand/enjoy these little conversations,they are really hilarious!:)

THE SCARF INCIDENT

Participants:Mikasa,Eren,Armin,Jean,Connie,Sasha,Erwin and Levi.

The story it’s about Mikasa’s stolen scarf and the mysterious culprit.This track is 29 minutes long,so I will choose some really interesting parts from it.

Part 1.

Erwin woke up with Mikasa’s scarf around his neck.He was really confused ,because he didn’t even know who was the owner of the scarf.Suddenly,Eren and the team(Armin,Mikasa,Jean,Connie and Sasha) knocked on the door.Obviously,they were desperately searching for Mikasa’scarf.They searched in all the rooms,but they couldn’t find it.The only room wich wasn’t rummaged,was Erwin’s.They all enterted in Erwin’s room:

Jean:-Erwin danchou,do you have an idea where Mikasa’s scarf could be?

Armin:-Sir,please,don’t think that we are suspecting you,but do you have a clue about Mikasa’s scarf?

Erwin:-Is that scarf,by any chance,a red scarf?

Mikasa:-Yes.

Eren:-As one would expect,amazing,Erwin danchou!You even know about your subordinate’s stuff!

Erwin:- No,that’s not it.The truth is that……

Armin:-THE SCARF WAS STOLEN!RIGHT,MIKASA?!

Mikasa:Yes!The supposition that I left it somewhere accidentally it’s impossible.It was clearly stolen.My special skill is to cut meat.The culprit needs to be punished properly.

Jean:Sorry,Erwin danchou.Mikasa is really nervous since morning.

Erwin:-Aah…it’s understandable.It was a precious scarf,wasn’t it? *he knows he’s in deep shit* -Uhm..do you suspect someone?

Sasha:Not at all….

Connie: I THINK THAT JEAN IS SUSPICIOUS.

Jean: HAA?WHAT?!WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,YOU LITTLE SHIT?!

Connie: But…but….you are always watching Mikasa’s scarf,right?I know you do!

Jean:I’M NOT LOOKING AT THE SCARF!

Connie:Then what are you looking at?

Jean: Umh…uhh…umh….*ashamed* ANYHOW,I’M NOT THE CULPRIT!

Eren: Say it Jean!Be honest!Admit it!If you’ll do it know,Mikasa will forgive you!

Erwin:You shouldn’t suspect someone without proof,right? *Erwin is really in deep shit*

After this,to avert the suspicion,Erwin forms some groups to search for Mikasa’s scarf.This group is named “Scarf Search Squad.”

Part.2

Erwin goes to Levi to ask for advice, because he is afraid of Mikasa’s retaliation and being labeled a pervert.(‘’hentai’’)

Erwin enters Levi’s room:

*Levi cleaning the room*

Erwin:-Levi…..Levi!

Levi:-Haa? 눈_눈

Erwin: *hiding*-Here,I’m here!

Levi:-What’s this?Why are you hiding?Is this a new training or something?Why are you showing just half of yourself?

Erwin:-I have some problems Levi,help me!

Levi :What are you saying?The mankind is in a big trouble since a long long time.The titans are outside the walls,and we are surrounded by a bunch of idiots. 눈‸눈

  After this Erwin talks to Levi about the incident.He asked Levi to explain everything to Mikasa,to insure his innocence.In this time,The Scarf Search Squad notices that Armin’s underwear is also missing. Levi it’s about to tell the truth about the incident,but Erwin stops him because he doesn’t want to be associated with Armin’s underwear going missing as well.Erwin and Levi wanted to leave,but Eren asked them:

Eren:- Before you leave,please,danchou,heichou,could tell me what were you doing last night?

Levi: -What’s up,Eren?Don’t tell me that you’re suspecting me! 屮눈皿눈

Eren:-IT’S NOT LIKE THAT..just..just…

After this Eren asks a lot of questions from Erwin,and he’s becoming crazy from the pressure(lol).It’s revealed that Erwin got drunk with Pixis last night,and he didn’t even remember a thing.Suddenly,Levi stops the conversation between Eren and Erwin and tells the truth about Erwin and the scarf.Erwin gets angry.Everyone thinks that Erwin is a hentai,and he tries to explain himself.The conclusion from the Search Squad is that the only one who is strong enough to take away Mikasa’s scarf and put it around Erwin’s neck can be just Levi. He becomes the main suspect,but there is no proof.Everyone thinks that he stole Armin’s underwear.

Eren:-Levi heichou!Can you tell me what were you doing last night?

Levi:-I was cleaning the bathroom…..

Eren:-Is this an alibi?! HEICHOU! JUST ADMIT IT! YOU STOLE IT!

Levi:-EREN! Are you having fun right now,right?! -Erwin! Tell this little piece of shit that I’m not interested in women’s scarf and men’s underwear!Tell them!Erw…HEY!WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHIN’ AT?!!

*Erwin is laughing*

So,in the end,the truth finally came out.Erwin accidentally took Mikasa’s scarf because he was cold when he got drunk with Pixis.Levi took Armin’s underwear –also accidentally– because he thought it was a dust cloth and he used it to clean things with it.Everything was revealed.

The audio file was too big to upload,so I cut it.(The audio file contains the scene when Eren starts suspecting Erwin and Levi).

   Also,I highlighted the funnier parts.XD.