i burned my bacon

i’m imagining Ed attempting to appeal to the freak family and even just a breakfast scenario is hilarious like:

Ed: wakey wakey eggs and bakey! :D
Ivy: i’m a vegan
Ed: …
Ed: wakey wakey vegetables!

Ed: wakey wakey eggs and bakey! :D
Victor: i can only eat cold food
Ed: …
Ed: wakey wakey icicles!

Ed: wakey wakey eggs and bakey! :D
Bridgit: for future reference i like my bacon really well done, like burn it
Ed: …
Ed: wakey wakey pyromania!

thus the freak fam received lame nicknames from the Riddler

“Howl’s Moving Castle” sentence meme

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  • “I feel terrible, like there’s a weight on my chest.”
  • “May all your bacon burn.”
  • “I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!”
  • “A heart’s a heavy burden.”
  • “Now I’ve got something I want to protect. It’s you.”
  • “Seems everyone in this family’s got problems.”
  • “Now I’m repulsive. I can’t live like this.”
  • “Your hair looks just like starlight. It’s beautiful.”
  • “The nice thing about being old is you’ve got nothing much to lose.”
  • “Did you use your magic to make this?”
  • “There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.”
  • “I can’t stand the fire and gunpowder.”
  • “It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave.”
  • “I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
  • “I don’t cook! I’m a scary and powerful fire demon!”
  • “My own kind attacked me today.”
  • “It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
  • “It looks like your true love is in love with someone else.”
  • “What a dump. When I think of castles, it’s not what I picture.”
Yes, I wanted to start my morning getting covered in sweat and burned in bacon grease, OUTSIDE, after not sleeping well because my uncle staying over got my bed.
Stardust

Summary:
It’s been a while since Phil left. 2 months, 3 weeks, and 4 days to be exact. And among the tears, nightmares, and blackness, there is only one thought on Dan’s mind. “When will I see you again?

Please note:
This fic is based off the song Stardust by Mika. Similar to The Real World, you don’t need to listen to the song to enjoy the fic, although, unlike TRW, it might help a lot. I have attached the song here if you want to give it a listen. This fic also includes Musician!Dan and Youtuber!Phil.

Warnings: some swearing, light pre-panic attack, sadness

Word count: 4861

Genre: angst, some fluff at the end

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