“You carry around a pack of Pokemon cards wherever you go but you didn’t bring your freaking Epi-pen with you?” 2p Italy
Today is a causal date day for the pair, Luciano and s/o.
They just did a little shopping at Walmart, much to Luciano’s dismay. S/o likes to wonder the shopping center and look at a bit of everything. As they did that Luciano snuck to the front and bought s/o a some nice new Pokemon cards as they were a fan and already had a match set for tomorrow with Kuro.
Right now they are at a little cafe where they snacked on little cakes and siped coffee.
“Bella/o, I have a little suprise for you.”
S/o put their fork down and exciterdly look at Luciano windering what their sweet boyfriend got them.
“Here, for tomorrow.”
“Pokemon cards! Awwwwww Lucilu thank you so much!” S/o lead across to table to give Luci a little kiss on the lips.
“Hehehe, anytime, bella/o.”
S/o rumished throght their backpack and pulled out a pinder and multiple boxes of Pokemon cards.
“You been carrying those with you the whole time?”
“S/o was excitedly sorting all the new cards where they should belong. They took the first bite of the cake. Yum! It was so tasty and peanut!…..PEANUTS!
“WHAT! I’ll call the ambulance, you get out your epi-pen!”
“I don’t have it!”
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE IT! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU CARRY AROUND A PACK OF POKEMON CARDS WHEREVER YOU GO BUT YOU DIDN’T BRING YOUR FREAKING EPI-PEN WITH YOU!?!
“Well, when you put it like that it sounds silly….but yes.”
“Oh for f*cks sake!”
Luciano called the ambulance and they arrived in no time at all.
After s/o’s treatment the two were sitting in their own private hospital room.
“Still can’t believe it. No more Pokemon cards for you.”
“Ehhhh, Luci! Noooooo!”