Flying home from my vacation and one of clients told me to stop in his city on the way back, I payed 60$ for the flight and bought a new dress. I’ve known him for a while and he pays well so I didn’t mind. My flight ended up getting delayed and I was flying/at the airport for 5 hours. I finally get to his city at like 8pm and we go to dinner. After we go to the hotel room, and this fucker never gets hard so we usually just cuddle anyways my dumb ass had been flying all day and fucking fell asleep cuddling at like 10 pm. Wake up at 11pm and the mother fucker is GONE. Didn’t leave a message or text and didn’t leave my envelope of payment, but took the souvenir and card I got him on vacation with him. I was fucking livid so I went to the hotel bar and blew like 200$ on drinks for me and this cute guy I met and charged it all to the room. Tomorrow the gift shop opens at 6 am and you best believe I’m buying every single one of my friends a new pair of sunglasses and a Tshirt and like 200$ of merch charged to the room for me. Moral of the story, don’t fuck with me, and never fall asleep with a client cause they’re all shady ass fucks.