i boat

I spent the weekend riding a ship GLORIOUS BOAT. I steered it from the bottom lock to the top lock and we nearly ran out of lubricating grease for the bung but there was an emergency tub so all was well. Very proud of myself for managing to relate these facts to my mother with a straight face and then texted it to codenamelazarus and spent a solid minute laughing. 

a lot of people like (trans) girl gansey and i VERY MUCH DO ALSO but i always feel like people think she would like. continue dressing in mostly practical bright solid colors or even Respectable clothes and

if you dont think the first thing jane gansey does when she decides she wants dresses is to raid the lily pulitzer back catalogue, and buy ten million colorful scarves and neon bangles and accessories (braclets that Clatter, Embroidered Things with nice textures to touch)

then i dont know man. i think we just have fundamentally different understandings of gansey as a person.

Triangles are Real 

because in case you were wondering like, how does someone even kill spear users comfortably?

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Since I’m thinking about it again, have an info dump on modern verse Betty because I had too much time to think and was bored while working today. (An au within an au? What is this madness?)

  • She was born and raised in Oklahoma. Lived in a small town, helped her parents with the farm. Worked in the same diner for years until she went off to college. Was on the track and field team, ran sprint races.
  • She loves cows. And vultures.
  • She’s a veterinarian. Her favorite animals to care for are those loveable farm animals.
  • She met her husband, Elijah Snyder, while at college. He was studying biology/environmental sciences. He’s now a conservation officer. They live in Oregon.
  • They have a few animals: two old cows (Twitty and Trisha), a calico cat (Miss Prissy), and a German Shepherd/Husky mix (Gambler). They’re planning to get two horses when the cows pass on.
  • 80s rock and old country is great music, and fuck you if you think differently. [plays These Boots Were Made for Walkin’ repeatedly]
  • She cusses out the Keurig every morning.
  • She’s actually really good at decorating the house.
  • She makes damn good chocolate chip pancakes.
  • She’s a huge outdoor enthusiast. Hiking, camping, and kayaking are some of her favorite activities.

anonymous asked:

I only watched Hannibal for the first time a couple of months ago, and I'm so sad that I missed the chance to be in the fandom while it was still on the air. It must have been a fun place! But I'm really glad you're still around. You make beautiful gifs.

Hello dear anon!

I only joined the fandom a few months after TWotL so I´m in the same boat haha :) I´m sure livetweeting and discussing every episode shortly after it aired was a lot of fun! I binge watched S1 and S2 and the waiting would probably have killed me - cliffhangers everywhere!

Let´s hope that the next time we get obsessed with something we´re not that late to join the fun!

And thanks for the praise (▰˘◡˘▰)

anonymous asked:

HELP!! I'M TRYING TO GET MY ONE FRIEND TO WATCH SAMURAI JACK! HOW DO I SWAY HER??

iM IN THE SAME BOAT HHHHH I REALLY WANT TO SWAY A COUPLE IRL FRIENDS

(TBH ID THROW OUT SOME SHIRTLESS JACK FROM SEASON 5 AND PAST SEASONS BUT)

I NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT TOO I

MAYBE SEND SOME HILARIOUS EXTRA THICC MEMES

Teen Boat: an Epic

so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book

the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat

it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m

he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one

doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen

and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation

option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere

option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK

teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including

mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

is that fuckin eminem

Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl

PUT IT. BACK

yes she is eating a whole babbage

and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180

excuse me what the fuck

is this loss.jpg

Not sure what Lance’s family does for a living, but I like to think his dad took him out to show him how to work a fishing rig and ends up falling in love with the stars. Lance is all like: “Ima go up there!” And his dad is like: “Hell yeah you are!” XD

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Take a Shance

Lance and Shiro from Voltron: Legendary Defender

So @ladyspiderqueen , @clavelles and i were hg-ing and i asked for prompts, they gave me fluffy surfer Shance so I just had to.
there will be a bonus Keith cus im a multishipper and had to add some variety

EDIT: REN IS A SAINT AND ACTUALLY WROTE A FIC BASED ON THIS HERE PLEASE GO READ IT!!!