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Teen Boat: an Epic

so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book

the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat

it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m

he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one

doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen

and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation

option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere

option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK

teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including

mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

is that fuckin eminem

Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl

PUT IT. BACK

yes she is eating a whole babbage

and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180

excuse me what the fuck

is this loss.jpg

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My rendition of this fic by @destieldrabblesdaily.

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Guess who’s going to Disney World this weekend?

What? No, not the Chocobros… Me.

(Prompto, sweetie, sit right in the boat or you’re gonna fall out.)

Full-View!

thanks for inviting me to the party. if you need me, i’ll be in the corner, drinking & trying not to make eye contact

“I wouldn’t be makin’ fun of anyone’s ears if I were you, pointy,” Gimli said peaceably.

“Pointy!?”

“That’ll teach you to mock a Dwarf’s height,” Gimli said, and he grinned again.

“Pointy,” Legolas said under his breath, scowling, and one of his hands surreptitiously crept up to finger the sharp tip of his ear.

a scene from @determamfidd‘s Sansûkh